Chapter 6: The Mad Bull
I thought I had to fall miserably this time? But no, after falling, I only felt a slight pain.
I suspect it's the armor that makes a big difference. I was now facing down, humming a few times, and finally looking up with great difficulty.
I looked left and right, and when I saw four or five villagers running around the yard, I was nervous again.
I shouted to the courtyard at the top of my voice, telling Jiang Shaoyan and the iron donkey to come out quickly.
The two of them were too strong, one race at a time, flying out like two black shadows, and after the iron donkey landed, he looked at me and asked, "Apprentice, what are you doing here?" Do you practice turtle breath exercises? ”
My heart is angry like 10,000 horses roaring, and my heart says this dead donkey, and he still asks me? You didn't have to be so hard just now, can Lao Tzu be so funny?
Now that the situation is urgent, we won't joke nonsense, Jiang Shaoyan and the iron donkey worked together to set me up, and we ran towards the entrance of the village.
We were able to flee at a speed, and we didn't encounter any danger along the way, but as soon as I got out of the village, I was dumbfounded.
There were more than a dozen people around the black Audi, all holding wooden sticks and flat poles and other things, and it seemed that they were going to smash the car.
I thought to myself, I can't smash the car? Otherwise, if it's broken, our brother will really be in this poor ravine.
Jiang Shaoyan couldn't help but snort, pointing at these villagers and shouting, "Go away!" ”
But they were very emotional, and when they think about it, we must be extremely vicious people in their eyes.
There was a guy who was not authentic and shouted, "Fight, kill them." "After that, the villagers rushed towards us.
My heart sank to the bottom, and I was ready for a moment of hand-to-hand combat.
But the iron donkey came up with a violent temper, and did not give the villagers a chance to get close. As soon as he pulled out his gun, he slammed three shots at the group.
These three shots were not aimed at the person, he lowered the muzzle of the gun, and they all hit the ground, and the scale was well grasped, these three shots only made three puffs of smoke come out of the ground in front of these villagers.
Even so, the villagers were frightened. What else charged? They turned their heads in tacit agreement and swished away. Jiang Shaoyan took the lead, and we hurriedly got into the car.
This time, Jiang Shaoyan was the driver, and the iron donkey was the co-pilot, and before driving, Jiang Shaoyan handed me his gun.
We went back the same way, and now it's dawn, which is much better than last night's night drive. I sat comfortably in the saddle, took a few breaths, and finally calmed down.
I thought of another question and suggested to Jiang Shaoyan and Tie Donkey, "This village is about to be in turmoil, we are a drop in the bucket, I can't figure it out, do you want to call the local police to take a look, and let them send support to deal with it." ”
Jiang Shaoyan didn't reply, there was a sense of disapproval and disapproval, the iron donkey listened to me and took out his mobile phone.
As soon as he dialed the number and called out, Jiang Shaoyan braked suddenly. The iron donkey and I both leaned forward.
The iron donkey was so messed up that he accidentally hung up the phone.
The iron donkey asked, "What's wrong?" Jiang Shaoyan touched the hair on his forehead, which meant that he was a little nervous. He also looked at the sides of the road and said, "Let's take a closer look, is it very dusty here?" ”
I observed, not to mention, there was a feeling of black smoke and miasma in the forest beside the road, but the shrubs were too dense to see anything in detail.
The iron donkey answered, saying that someone was in ambush?
Jiang Shaoyan nodded slightly, and said, "The ambush is not small." ”
I am aware of the dangers. But we didn't want to get out of the car. Jiang Shaoyan hung up the first gear and let the car drive forward slowly, we just took one step at a time.
Not long after, two small trees in front of them reacted, and they fell down in response to the sound of two quacks.
The two trees were on both sides of the road, and when they fell, they suddenly formed a V-shape, completely blocking the road.
This clearly tells us again that this is the organ, and someone will not let us go on.
Jiang Shaoyan asked us to steady, and hung up the reverse gear again, wanting to retreat, but as soon as he had this intention, there were two more sounds of gaba and gaba behind us, and there were also two small trees, which blocked the back road.
I'm sweating in my head. Jiang Shaoyan was really bold, so he simply parked the car, turned off the fire and waited quietly.
I know that I can't use marksmanship, and I can't exert my power with Jiang Shaoyan's gun. I handed the gun to him again.
Jiang Shaoyan looked at me and said, "You can use it." ”
I was self-aware and retorted to him, "Don't let me use it, be careful if I get the gun off." ”
I was actually looking for a reason to return the gun to him, who knew it would be very appropriate, and as soon as I said this, there was a bang in the same place.
I was startled, and my heart said fuck, I didn't go off, but the enemy was not willing to be lonely and shot and attacked first.
I shrank down as hard as I could, and peeked at the source of the sound again. I found out that it wasn't gunshots, and a firework exploded over the forest.
It's just that this firework is disgusting, it's blood-red, and when it explodes, it makes the sky look like a layer of blood mist.
I had another thought in my heart, and I said that it could be a signal for the enemy to attack.
I wanted to say something to Jiang Shaoyan and the others, but before I could speak, there was a reaction on both sides of the road. Countless bushes trembled, and black bulls with long fur and large horns rushed out of them.
I remember that in the ancient war, Tian Dan used the Fire Ox Formation, and I really had a "good eye" and watched a live version.
The cows had something tied all over their tails, and they crackled and sparked.
The cows rushed at the black Audi like crazy.
Jiang Shaoyan couldn't sit still at this time, and shouted, "Run!" Escape! ”
All of us opened the door, but we didn't escape, and a few of the cows were close and fast, so they ran to the door first.
We have to get out of the car against the wind to be sure that we will be poked to death by the horns of the ox. We all shrank back and closed the door.
At this moment, the black Audi ushered in its most tragic fate, first on my left, a few clangs, the black bull put the roof of the car, they had great strength, and the car went straight to the right.
Soon, the black bull on the right also put its horns on the top, and suddenly the car stopped again. But the "transfer of the library" that went and stopped just now made my heart completely jump to my throat.
These two groups of cattle are very interesting, and they compete with each other. The body of the Black Audi rattles loudly, but it doesn't have a tendency to fall apart.
I looked nervous, and my lips were dry. The iron donkey laughed and said to the two of us, "See? Brutes are brutes, they will die to each other, and when we run out of strength, our danger will be lifted. ”
I was simply infected by his laughter, and the whole person was a lot more relaxed. But we all underestimate this herd. After a while, they all changed their strategies, and the cows on top of the cart all mooed and raised their heads together.
Their horns are very sharp and hard, and they more or less pierce the wagons and into the car. In such a move, good fellow, I felt like the whole car was going up.
I said in my heart, we are really going to hang in the air, and if another ox turns under the cart and arches casually, won't the cart overturn?
We both understand this truth, Jiang Shaoyan has a way, and said to the two of us, "Quick, come with me, and sit hard in the car." ”
We got into action and tried to push the car back with this kind of momentum.
But our efforts were in vain, and after some efforts, the car still "floated". I couldn't resist suggesting to them, "No, shoot, just kill these cows." ”
Jiang Shaoyan and the iron donkey both shook their heads and said no, and the iron donkey also explained, "The bullet is too small, if you can't kill it at once, these cows will be even more violent." ”
I'm out of recruits. Jiang Shaoyan pondered for a few seconds with a calm face, and there was a way again.
He touched his waist and pulled out a dagger. This is really a treasure guy, the blade is black and bright, I don't know what material it is made of.
Jiang Shaoyan swung his dagger and slashed at a horn that had pierced into the car. With a click, I felt like peeling tofu, and half of the horns fell into the car.
I know that the horn is, there is no nerves, and even if it is broken, the cow will not feel much pain. But without the horns, they can't lift the car.
I secretly admired Jiang Shaoyan, and when he took the lead, he also reminded the iron donkey.
The iron donkey also took out a treasure dagger and worked with Jiang Shaoyan, and they also took care of the back seat of the car, and cut off the horns of the cows that came in around me.
All of a sudden, our car fell back to the ground.
It can be seen that this group of cattle is still restless, and they still beat our minds, but their horns are cut in half, and a few cows are on the roof of the car, which has no great effect.
They didn't go, they surrounded the car and stared at us.
Jiang Shaoyan wanted to try to light the car, but he didn't know if it was just such a fuss just now, and the car couldn't catch fire at all.
The iron donkey snorted angrily and said let the two of us wait, and he tried to see if he could open the door and escape first.
We cheered him on, and he carefully opened the car door, and the cows didn't react much. The iron donkey was a little happy and said to the two of us, "There is a way!" ”
But when he opened the door wider, two cows were pushing up against the door. How strong they were, the iron donkey tried to resist, but it didn't last a second, and he and the car door stepped back.
The door closed, and he was tilted sideways on the passenger seat.
The iron donkey is angry, and the scolding is scolded. I persuaded the iron donkey to calm down, calm down!
Who knew that the iron donkey had a bigger temper, and when he turned his head, he glared at me in disbelief.
I was muttered to him, and said that he had something wrong with his head, right? Why do you think of me like that?
I hurt him, "The enemy is the first, don't make trouble!" ”
But as soon as I finished speaking, Jiang Shaoyan also turned his head to look at me.
I'm completely hairy. I knew that Jiang Shaoyan was not a joker, so I simply asked him, "What's the matter with you?" ”
The iron donkey snatched up and said, "My *doctor, you think it's funny to be besieged by cattle in the car like this, right?" ”
I shook my head. This time, Jiang Shaoyan said it, and he pointed to my chest and emphasized, "Xiao Leng, quickly think of a way to mix some poison powder and smoke away this group of cattle!" ”