Chapter 100: The Mortal Is Over

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"Li Jie, as long as you tell us why you can succeed in the knot in half a year, then we will let you go, otherwise we will ......" Among the three of them, a middle-aged man in the middle of the knot pill said to Li Jie and Han Li arrogantly as soon as he appeared.

"Uh...... Do you hear a dog barking? Li Jie frowned, looked at Han Li, and asked curiously.

And Han Li, who had been by Li Jie's side for so many years, understood that Li Jie was about to be disgusted as soon as he heard this, and said very cooperatively: "There was indeed a dog barking just now, it may still be a leper dog!" ”

"Oh? You actually heard it was a leper dog! Awesome, what I have time to teach is how to listen to a dog bark and tell what kind of dog it is, okay? Li Jie looked at Han Li with admiration, and then humbly asked Han Li to teach him how to listen to the dog!

Listening to Li Jie and Han Li where they were teasing him to their heart's content, this buddy couldn't help it.

"Hmph, stubborn, do it, take them down." The middle-aged man glared at Li Jie and Han Li very unhappily, and turned back directly to the others and said.

Hearing this, the other monks were about to make a move, and suddenly, Li Jie waved his hand at them and shouted:

"Wait a minute."

"Hehe, what, regret it?" The corners of the middle-aged man's mouth tugged at a mocking smile, "Don't you think it's too late?" ”

Is it late?

Li Jie doesn't think it......

"I don't think it's too late!" Li Jie looked at the middle-aged man, his tone and eyes were very sincere.

After speaking. He gave Han Li a look, and Han Li blinked when he saw it to show that he understood.

Then Li Jie laughed a few times at the ten people. Holding the storage bag, one waved. The five hundred puppet robots that belonged to him suddenly appeared in front of the ten people.

Just as Li Jie was smiling and about to tease the ten people opposite, Han Li on the side suddenly stepped forward and directly threw the stinky fart bomb that Li Jie had given him earlier at the ten people.

The ten people on the other side were first startled by Li Jie's five hundred puppet robots, and then they saw the stinky fart bomb thrown by Han Li, and they didn't think that a fireball would detonate in advance.

Just a second after the stinky fart bomb was detonated, a colorless puff of smoke emanated directly.........

The first to bear the brunt were the ten......

"My grass, what does it smell like?"

"Gross. It stinks! ”

The smell spread rapidly, and the ten people realized it later, so they let the smell of the 'faint fragrance' into their nostrils, and sniffed it vigorously with great interest, and immediately, they were undoubtedly smoked and vomited.

Wherever the smell spreads, without exception, they all vomit wildly, one by one. Even those characters in the Dan period covered their noses and rolled their eyes, and at this moment, they all forgot that they were a master of the Dan period. It's okay to hold your breath......

"I'll go!"

Li Jie looked at the scene in front of him in amazement, then looked back at Han Li's excited face, and shouted helplessly.

"Han Li."

After Han Li heard Li Jie's call. Turning around excitedly, he said happily to Li Jie: "Senior brother." Your plan is so good, you look at what they look like. It's fun. ”

"Come, come, I'll have a word with you." Li Jie greeted Han Li very kindly, but Han Li's attention was always on the ten people, and after hearing Li Jie's words, he didn't want to think about it, so he flew over.

"Ahh

Taking advantage of Han Li's attention on the ten people over there, Li Jie slapped Han Li directly on the back of the head with lightning speed, causing him to fly some distance again.

"Senior brother, why are you beating me?" Han Li touched the back of his head and asked very sadly.

Li Jie didn't look at Han Li, and said in an extremely calm tone: "The look I gave you was to ask you to release a puppet robot, not a biological or chemical weapon, you have been following me for so many years, why don't you have any eyesight!" How can you have fun in the future? ”

After saying that, Li Jie directly gave Han Li a look of hatred for iron and steel.

"I'm not the roundworm in your stomach, how do I know what you think, I can guess that you are still bombing me, it's already very good, okay!" Han Li's face was full of helplessness.

"So I just slap you, otherwise, hum ......" Li Jie squinted at Han Li and made a few strokes on his hand.

Seeing this, Han Li on the side looked at Li Jie very stubbornly and didn't say a word.

"Okay, okay, I didn't know that the opponent I met this time was so stupid!" Li Jie waved his hand helplessly, first said casually unexpectedly, and then suddenly thought of something, and said in surprise: "Could it be that you are equipped with the opponent's mentally handicapped aura?" ”

"Uh, what do you mean?" Han Li didn't quite understand.

"Even when you meet your enemies, you will become a bad pen.,This is the aura that many protagonists want to have.,When did you equip it? And when did you have this aura? Li Jie looked at Han Li with envy on his face, after all, this aura was something that all the protagonists wanted to have.

After Han Li heard this, a drop of cold sweat quietly slipped down his forehead......

"Bang!"

Just when Li Jie was envious and Han Li was sweating, a loud bang directly turned the gaze of the two people......

The two looked back and saw that Li Jie's five hundred puppet robots had uniformly withdrawn the five-element laser cannon in their hands, while the ten people not far away had disappeared......

"Hmm, I'll go, senior brother, don't you use these five hundred robots much? Why is it slowing down? After Han Li saw this scene, he asked very calmly.

"Well, maybe a little, check it out later." Li Jie also felt that these robots were a little slow this time, after all, they were very fast when they killed such opponents before.

"Well, okay, let's go, then?" Han Li nodded, then asked.

"Well, let's go, or someone will definitely come in a while." Li Jie also nodded.

After saying that, the two flew away directly............

………………………………………

Reality.

in the villa.

"Phew, I'm home, Nima, this time is really long enough, and I don't know if there will be any creatures from other worlds who will travel when I leave!" Li Jie looked at the bright sky outside the window, and said very relaxedly, uh, no, it's very ...... Worried, yes, very worried.

Then he walked out of the villa and walked outside.

Breathing the air of the real world again, although it is full of carbon monoxide, hydrogen sulfide, and sulfur dioxide, I haven't smelled it for a long time, and Li Jie still wants to fall in love.

Opening his hands and feeling the carbon monoxide, hydrogen sulfide, and sulfur dioxide flowing through his body, Li Jie said nervously, "It's this smell, cool!" ”

When the passers-by on the side saw it, they were very frightened and stayed away from Li Jie......

Passerby A: "I'm going, I came out and encountered a nervous disorder, and I really carried it today!" ”

Passerby B: "No way, there are too many crazy people in this world." ”

Li Jie: "............" (to be continued......