Section 90 Amorous is always ruthlessly annoyed

"My dear mother, help, you conscienceless, don't slap your face!" I said, Rui'er, when did I offend you, do you hate me so much?" Jian Wu shouted hysterically.

Rui'er didn't speak, just blindly lowered her head and kicked the sword dance.

"......Ahh You're going to break my back!!" Sword Dance roared.

"I said,, you're such a dramatist, do you have that thing?" Ling'er said.

"Cut! You dare to doubt the master, but all spiritual things have genders, not to mention that I am the sword spirit of the Excalibur, how can I not distinguish between men and women! You are really lonely!" Jian Wu said with a mocking expression.

"Brother Li Meng, you avoid it first, I want to talk to Jian Wu about life and ideals, okay?" Ling'er said through gritted teeth.

"Well, that's a good idea, it's time to sit down and breathe after a few days of hard work. That's fine, I'll take my heart to relax. Li Meng looked at Jian Wu and said with a sympathetic face.

"Master, don't! How can you do this? Master, how can you leave me alone and say that you will share weal and woe with you?" Don't slap your face!" Jian Wu shouted desperately.

Li Meng looked at Jian Wu, who was injured and fell to the ground, with a sympathetic face, sighed and ran away very happily.

"Li Meng, your uncle's! Lao Tzu remembered it for you today, don't think about begging me in the future! Hmph! Ah! Say okay, don't slap your face!"

"Say it, I'll give you a word!" Ling'er said condescendingly as she stared at Jian Wu.

"Mistress, I was wrong, I was completely wrong! I just said casually, don't take it seriously! Mistress, spare your life!" said Jian Wu.

"Then you say, is Sister Suxin beautiful, or am I beautiful?" Ling'er asked.

"Eh, this question, of course Miss Ling'er is beautiful! Miss Ling'er is naturally beautiful and beautiful, and the master marrying Miss Ling'er is really a blessing that he has cultivated for eight lifetimes!Ah!" Jian Wu said very exaggeratedly.

"Really, you didn't lie to me!" Ling'er asked.

"Of course it's true, it's not that you don't know, I'm so honest, how dare I deceive my mother!

"You have a point, but that's enough for me to let you go!" Ling'er asked.

"Ahh

"I think you're really ambitious, leopard is gallant, gall, right?" Ling'er grabbed Jian Wu's ears and lifted Jian Wu up.

"Mistress, your hand is light! it hurts!" Sword Dance begged for mercy.

"You still know that it hurts! Then let me ask you! How do you know that the union between Li Xiaotian and the mermaid king is a bad fate? What's the secret, if you can't tell the reason, I will pick off your clothes in front of all the sisters today!" Ling'er said.

"Ah, I'm afraid it's not good for the master to do this!" said Sword Dance.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!" Ling'er rebuked angrily.

Jian Wu's pitiful eyes seemed to be able to speak, and he looked at the women one by one. Jian Wu hung his head and said, "Okay! It's been so many years, and I'm not afraid of being struck by lightning when I say it!"

"I'm going to die! Master, you actually teased me! scared the baby to death, you have to know how secret this matter was at that time, how vicious that secret oath was, if you play like this again, I will be really angry!"

"You deserve it, who made you disobedient just now! Hurry up!" Ling'er said.

"Well, before you tell this story, you have to swear not to tell it, or we're all going to be in big trouble!

"What kind of legend, so mysterious, do you need to swear a poisonous oath?" Bing'er asked.

"Anyway, just swear, I won't reveal half a word before I swear!" said Kendance.

"All right, I swear......" the women swore one by one.

"Rui'er, you don't look very good!Do you want to go and rest?" Bing'er said with a concerned face.

"Thank you, Sister Bing'er, no, I also want to hear the mysterious legend of the Sword Dance!" Rui'er forced a smile.

"Then you can listen up. Here's the thing, Li Xiaotian is a very scheming person, and such a person is destined to be very terrifying! He gambled his life to meet the other half of this life, and successfully counterattacked. On the surface, he is truly in love with the merman king, but he has never forgotten his original intention! As a woman who is in the period of love, the merman king has given all his precious things to this man without hesitation! It is rumored that this man was killed by thunder, but in fact he is not dead! Not only did he not die, but he actually deceived the merman king's trust and entered the holy land of the merman clan, stealing the inheritance left by the great god Nuwa!"

"What you said is too! How can the inheritance of the Great God of Nuwa be so easy to obtain? Not to mention that this man is not a descendant of the Nuwa clan, how can the inheritance of the Great God of Nuwa be easily obtained by an outsider?" Ling'er said with a puzzled expression.

"You're stupid! Isn't the merman king the most authentic descendant of Nuwa of the merman race? As the saying goes, a woman who is carried away by love has a negative IQ ......," Jian Wu said.

"What do you say, do you have to say it again?" Ling'er said.

"Mistress, where did I offend you again?" Jian Wu said with a face full of grievances.

"You didn't offend me, you offended the whole world's sister paper, do you understand!" Ling'er reprimanded.

"Yes, yes, yes, I was wrong! I apologize! I apologize to all the girls in the world, a woman in love is the most beautiful woman!" said Kenmai.

"It's pretty much the same, you hurry up!" Ling'er urged.

The Shark King brought Li Xiaotian to the temple of the Shark Clan, and without the slightest hesitation, he handed over the inheritance techniques of the Great God of Nuwa. This stupid woman thought that she could tie this man's heart by handing over her most precious thing, the most important treasure of the whole clan, and the first-class exercises in this world to her beloved man, but she was very wrong!" Jian Wu deliberately said to make people angry.

"What the hell is going on, hurry up!" Ling'er said.

"Don't worry, mother, please listen to me slowly. Jian Wu said.

"Cheap, I found out why you are talking so much nonsense today, you begging to beat!" Ling'er threatened.

"I'll say this, my mother. After this man received the inheritance of the great god Nuwa, he indulged in the cultivation of the exercises all day long, closed the dead pass, and did not care about the mermaid king. Spring goes to autumn, a baby girl croaks to the ground after a baby's cry, but the former merman king is forced to abdicate because he has a private meeting with a man, does not listen to the ancestral teachings, and takes the man to the inheritance temple without authorization. She is no longer the mermaid king of the past, she is now just an ordinary mother and a wife. The elders put her under house arrest for the sake of her conscientious protection of the merman clan for so many years, and the man she loved, has not been heard from since!"

"What? This man is really hateful, sure enough, men don't have a good thing, they are all negative people!" Ling'er said.

"Mistress, I don't like to hear what you say! you can't overturn a boatload of people with a rod, like I'm a good man, don't you say?" Jian Wu said with a stinky face.

"You, hehe, you don't pee and look in the mirror, Brother Li Meng is a good man, you hehe!" Ling'er said sarcastically.

"I'm so angry! the baby is not happy, I won't say anything!" said Sword Dance angrily.

"I see if you say it or not, Rui'er will tickle him!" Ling'er encouraged.

"The baby is not happy, I just don't say, what can you do with me!Ahhh

"If you don't suffer a little, you won't know my methods, and you've seen it today, right?" Ling'er said with a smug face.

"Well, it's shameless!" Kendance said.

"What did you say?" Ling'er said angrily.

"I said, there is no mermaid king anymore, there is just an ordinary mother. Her name is Ji Ruolan! According to the clan rules, once Li Xiaotian is caught, she will definitely be punished by thunder and executed! In order to prevent Li Xiaotian from being implicated, Ruolan endured all kinds of criminal laws, but she never confessed Li Xiaotian's whereabouts. What a good woman!" Jian Wu sighed.

"Ruolan was locked in a cage by the elders all day long, suffering from thunder punishment, and living a life that was worse than death!"

"Didn't you say that the mermaid clan was not afraid of lightning strikes?" Ling'er asked.

"It depends on what kind of lightning strike, this kind of lightning strike is by no means a simple lightning punishment, but a special lightning tribulation inherited by the descendants of the great god Nuwa for tens of thousands of years, whether the person who is tortured, whether it is a demon or a ghost, a cow ghost or a snake god or a merman clan, will suffer from the ninety-nine eighty-one thunder tribulation. Those with a firm mind can withstand the thunderstorm, and they are not stupid or stupid, and those who have a bad life will be directly split into ashes by the thunderstorm!" Jian Wu said with palpitations.

"How is it possible? Isn't the Thunder Tribulation from the Heavenly Dao? Is it possible that the Shark Clan still has its own Thunder Tribulation?" Ling'er asked.

"Who are the descendants of the shark people? Who created this world?

"Oh, yes, you go on to say, what happened to Ruolan later, and is the dead man dead?" Ling'er asked eagerly.

"Ruolan has been taking care of the merman clan for so many years because of her firm mind, and the thunder punishment has not embarrassed her, but she was also seriously injured, but fortunately, she finally picked up a life!

"This damn stinky man! I said a long time ago that men don't have a good thing!" Ling'er said angrily.

"Where's Brother Li Meng?" Jian Wu asked.

"Brother Li Meng is different! I just want to ask if this stinky man died in the end! What happened to that little girl?" Ling'er asked with a concerned face.

"Time is like an arrow, things are not people, Ruolan is crazy!And her daughter was raised by the elders of the clan and regarded it as her own ......"