217 No matter how fashionable people are, they will have a black history when they are young

A week after the end of the holiday, on Friday afternoon.

Lily's psionic sword flew out all at once, and she sat down on the ground.

"Ten swords, that's good." Lin Youde stretched out his hand to Lily, but was ignored by the girl, she leaned back directly and made a big shape on the ground.

[This gesture means 'I give up resisting the rest as you want'! 】

[Noah, there are some bridges in the virtual space that don't happen in the real world. Especially this one. 】

[Huh, is that so? Noah clearly didn't believe it.

At this time, Lily began to kick her legs on the ground, shouting while kicking repeatedly, "Why can you only block ten swords!" ”

"Oh, I'm starting to be coquettish." Xia Yongzhi complained beside her, "Can you not be like a child?" ”

"You're like a child! Your whole family is like a child! Lily immediately retorted, "I'm just not reconciled!" ”

"Because I was unwilling, I kicked my legs on the ground, and my body was gurgling like a millstone? I know your eldest lady loves to be clean and wants to wipe the floor, but it's not like that, right? ”

"You have to take care of it!" Then Lily sat up and glared at Lin Youde, "Why the hell!" Is it a performance issue with the auxiliary unit? ”

"Are you saying that the auxiliary unit given by the Belle family to the direct line is not as good as the Volkswagen model that my family bought from a commercial robot company?"

"Your machine is equipped with super artificial intelligence, isn't it?"

"Yes!" Noah replied loudly, then gave a thumbs up, "You're very good." ”

Lin Youde was too lazy to complain about Noah, he followed this momentum and suggested: "Why don't you replace Noah to assist you, and I will use your auxiliary unit?" Let's do it again? ”

"Good!" Lily jumped to her feet, and the hilt of the psionic sword that flew out of her hand returned to her hand under the effect of telekinesis.

"This action of retracting the sword is very similar to that ancient movie." Xia Yongzhi commented, "It's a pity that when I dance the sword, I feel that there is no order, and I can't even reach one percent of the beauty in other people's movies."

"I can't eat it!" Lily retorted loudly, taking a stance.

Freya, who was doing push-ups next to her, stopped and used her balls as a mat. Lying on the ground, he looked at the two of them with interest.

After a few seconds.

Lily sat on the ground and threw the psionic sword aside, "Why! ”

"Eleven swords, there is progress."

"What's the use! It must be that the cooperation between me and Noah is not in place, and you lend Noah to me. I want special training! ”

"Actually, you want to go back and sleep with your arms, right?" Lin Youde complained, "Sister Kaori has had this intention for a long time. ”

"I'm different from her! Anyway, lend it to me. ”

Lin Youde glanced at Noah.

[That's the body you use, you decide. 】

[Actually, I don't care, it doesn't make a difference where my body is. 】

[That's right.] 】

[I'm super powerful. 】

Lin Youde ignored Noah and said to Lily, "Okay. Lend Noah to you, and you can train as much as you want. ”

Before Lily could answer, Noah grabbed in front of her, and looked up at Lin Youde with his hands on his hips: "I'm super powerful!" ”

"I admit it! I just didn't answer you, I've always admitted it! ”

Lin Youde couldn't help but cover his face, this guy now understands that everyone has begun to see her as a maverick artificial intelligence, and even if there are out-of-the-ordinary actions, she will not think in the direction of super-civilization, so now there are more and more out-of-character actions, and Noah, who was sitting next to him quietly eating bags and watching the play, seems to have drifted away.

[Ahh That's the price of growth. 】

[Don't look like a middle-aged man. 】

At this time, Lily grabbed Noah's body with both hands, turned her to herself, and said word by word: "In my dormitory, you can't mess around, you have to be obedient." ”

"Is there anything to eat?" Noah asked.

"There will be! But you have to take responsibility and clean up your stomach bag yourself, you know! ”

In fact, if Lily wanted to clean up Noah's stomach bag by herself, Lin Youde would feel bad, but now it is reassuring to hear her say this, fortunately, Lily is a big lady who does not do housework by herself.

Butβ€”

"What are you holding her for?" Lin Youde asked Lily suspiciously.

"We need to strengthen our cooperation, when, of course, this is the case!" Lily excused herself as she let go of her grip on Noah, and pulled her distance a little.

[Follow my analysis.] There was an 87 percent chance that I would be used as a pillow tonight. Noah said.

[Don't be 87 percent, you are 100 percent used as a pillow. 】

[It can't be so certain, for example, there is about a 1 in 10,000 chance that the space station will suddenly be attacked by a foreign enemy, and no one will be able to sleep tonight.] 】

[We humans generally ignore this 1 in 10,000 possibility.] 】

At this time, Lily leaned over to Noah again: "This robot." Is it an Anaheim product? I feel that the workmanship is much better than my Anaheim housework robots, and the material of the skin is very realistic, and my brother's sex robot does not have this skin ......."

It turns out that the son of the Belle family is a guy who can use sex robots, Lin Youde silently wrote down this information.

"And this cat ear, it feels completely like a creature, exactly the same as my fat uncle's ears."

It seems that Lily also has a cat named Fat Uncle.

Just by looking at the name, Lin Youde can vaguely imagine what the cat looks like.

"Does my ear itch if I touch it like this? My aunt had a cat ear transplant. She said it was itchy to the touch and very sensitive......"

"That's because the transplanted cat ears have been specially treated," Noah said coldly, "According to the needs of customers, the transplanted cat ears have different levels of nerve endings density to choose from, and the highest level of cat ear nerve endings density is the same as XX, which is particularly sensitive." ”

"Yes, that's right." Lily was a little caught off guard, and she had to do that.

Xia Yongzhi said: "If I transplant, what do you think is better for me to transplant what peripheral density?" ”

"Exactly the density of wetness?" Lin Youde was kicked after speaking.

Miss, it's obvious that you provoked the topic first, and the way you provoked it is full of that kind of hint, okay?

However, the cat-eared version of Xia Yongzhi feels like it's very good.

Xia Yongzhi stared at Lin Youde's face, and then sighed: "You...... How can you say hello, obviously I have such a beautiful girlfriend and I am not satisfied, and I ask for a lot. However, it doesn't seem to matter if you have cat ears. If you really want me to pretend, then I'll pretend to be one next time I go to the Big Horn space station on vacation. ”

"Is that okay?" Lin Youde's eyes widened.

"Actually, there are a lot of girls who like to put cat ears on themselves now, and I have seen many girls who obviously don't have a boyfriend at the non-commissioned officer academy with cat ears on the top of their heads. There is also a community of girls online who discuss the experience of transplanting cat ears, and some girls will change their ears to a different style every quarter. Ultimately. Installing cat ears is equivalent to the modern plastic surgery industry. ”

Because modern humans are generally handsome, the traditional plastic surgery industry has long been suspended. So Xia Yongzhi seems to be right when she says this.

"You two continue to show affection," Lily took Noah's handβ€”yes, pulledβ€”and turned to walk in the direction of the plum blossom pile, "I'm going to start practicing." ”

**

A week later.

Lily sat on the ground with her ass: "For Mao! ”

Lin Youde spread his hands. began to pretend: "I've been studying under the guidance of Instructor Li for a year, and I've also passed the actual combat test of the psionic swordsman, you want to defeat me in two weeks, think too much." It's better to say that in a week, you can progress from only holding on to eleven swords to being able to block fifteen swords, which is pretty good, okay. ”

Lily pouted, and it took a while to accept the statement.

Then she asked, "Can you defeat Instructor Li now?" ”

"No, I can only block him with a hundred swords, Instructor Li said that when I can block three hundred swords, there will be hope of winning through counterattacks."

The frustration on Lily's face instantly decreased by half: "What are you doing?" So you're just a half-ass. But why have I never seen Instructor Li teach you? ”

"Because I think that in the process of teaching you, he can understand the essence of swordsmanship from a different perspective, and now I will test the effect of this strategy." Instructor Li's voice suddenly appeared.

Everyone turned their heads together, just in time to see Instructor Li take out the hilt of the spiritual sword from his waist.

"Come on, let the horses attack."

Lin Youde pursed his lips, and suddenly rushed towards Instructor Li at a lightning speed, and the fierce attack and defense began.

Lily had a joke-watching expression, but within two seconds it was shocked.

"Amazing, right?" Xia Yongzhi couldn't help but ask a little proudly, "The first time I watched the two of them sparring, I couldn't close my mouth, I just wanted to find someone to show off after filming that scene, 'Look at this one of them is my boyfriend', and I gave him a lot of benefits that night." ”

"That last sentence is redundant! Who cares about that! You're not ashamed of yourself! Lily immediately burst into a shout. However, she just glared at Xia Yongzhi, and her gaze immediately returned to the two people in the battle, obviously the gorgeous sword skills of the two completely aroused the girl's interest.

At this time, Freya also came over: "I've been watching it from the beginning, and the battle between the two always ends at once. It's been so long now......"

As soon as Freya finished speaking, Lin Youde's psionic sword was blocked, and Instructor Li's sword rested on Lin Youde's neck.

"127 swords." Referee Noah said immediately.

All three girls applauded together.

"Not bad." Instructor Li nodded, "According to this trend, I will be able to teach you nirvana skills before you graduate from your senior year." ”

"Instructor, please don't joke with such a serious face in the future."

"It's my personal style. I got a beautiful wife with this. ”

Lin Youde was taken aback, and subconsciously glanced at the instructor's bald head.

"However, as your psionic powers improve, you do master something reminiscent of special moves, and you've already seen Androni's Asura Flash, right?"

Listening to the serious bald instructor say this shameful name of the middle two seriously, it feels really strange.

"Androny, does he still call this trick Asura Flash?" Lin Youde couldn't help asking.

"Maybe I don't call it now, but when he was an eighteen-year-old boy, he was so happy. By the way, your father called his stunt Lushan Ascending Dragon Ba, and he yelled at it every time he fought. ”

- Isn't it?

Xia Yongzhi burst out laughing. (To be continued.) )