Volume 3 Dream Catcher Chapter 571 Step 2...... The rabbit pot is so delicious!
The Moon Rabbit Clan fell into a coma after the moon shattered, and if it weren't for Luo Ya's chains to rescue them in time, I'm afraid they would all have fallen into rabbit patties. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info but at this time they are not much better, and they are all seriously injured.
As for why falling from a high altitude does not cause a high thermal reaction with air friction...... Well, I can only say that the world view is different. Strictly speaking, this world is not the same as the future generations, and the worldview of the two is not the same.
After shooting down the jade rabbit, there will be no bright moon at night, which may happen in the next life?
"Fox, this ......" Xu Tianshi looked at the rabbit lying on the ground and couldn't help but touch his head, "What should I do?" β
"There are two workarounds." The nine-tailed fox wagged his tail and said with a grin, "First, let's make them all into a rabbit pot and eat them." You must know that the meat of the moon rabbit is a great supplement, and people remember that the group of Terran monks caught the moon rabbit to eat at every turn, and then they simply ate them extinct. β
Xu Tianshi shivered and hurriedly waved his hand.
"No, I can't keep my mouth shut!" He looked at the moon rabbit girls on the ground who were not much different from humans, and felt a chill in his heart, "I said fox, how can humans get their mouths?" They look so ......."
"Like a human, right?" The nine-tailed fox shook its furry ears, and the smile on its face did not change at all, "But there is no way, humans just like to do this." The surrendered Moon Rabbit can be used as a double cultivation furnace, squeezed out of the use value and then made into a rabbit pot to eat, fur refined into armor, bones into weapons or accessories, blood and organs for alchemy...... There is no waste at all, complete pragmatism too. β
She looked at the moon rabbits on the ground, and her smile became sweeter.
"If they were born as beasts like other demon clans, they might be able to change from 'Ding Furnace' to 'Talisman Immortal Beasts'. But who made them born this way. The breath of the moon is almost inexhaustible, and it is simply 'self-inflicted'. β
"Fox, I won't read Xianxia novels again......" Xu Tianshi squatted on the ground depressedly, and the more the other party said it, the more he blushed for humans. For some people, even those of the same kind who do not agree with their own interests can not hesitate to kill them. And even more so a group of "aliens"?
If you want to see decisive killing, it's better to give up this book. Because a meow's idea is that "all things coexist in harmony", not some "natural selection, survival of the fittest" law of the jungle - the latter idea is too radical and flawed like Darwin's theory of evolution. In fact, there are fewer and fewer scientists in the Western scientific community who regard Darwinian evolution as the truth, and there are more and more voices questioning it.
That's fine. Straight to the point.
"It's none of your business, Leader. Because after becoming a demon god dragon, you have also become a member of the human diet, and our status is the same. The nine-tailed fox smiled and said terrible words, but it was still impossible to refute - the flesh of the evil dragon is also a great supplement, the dragon scales, the horns, the dragon's claws, the dragon's bones, the dragon's blood, the dragon's heart, the dragon's eyes, the dragon's marrow, the dragon's tendons...... It is also an excellent material for refining items.
ββ¦β¦ Fox, let's talk about the second idea first, is it okay? Xu Tianshi shrank back. Forcibly reversed the subject.
"Second? Of course, it is to take them into the Super Red Lotus Group. The nine-tailed fox's expression remained unchanged, as if it were taken for granted.
"Fox, you're pumping your brain?" Chu Yuan sighed, reached out and touched the forehead of the nine-tailed fox, "I don't have a fever, why are you talking nonsense?" β
"Loosen up Angel, you're also a delicacy on the human recipe. Don't think you can escape. The nine-tailed fox tilted his head and said coquettishly, "Hmph, none of the people present have been able to escape the human recipe!" Don't laugh at Wow Pacuri, so are you! I have heard that in some places, after the witch trial, someone will quietly collect your charred meat and eat it, and it is said that you will have a long life and insight into people's hearts. β
Pache stopped laughing on the spot.
Xu Tianshi looked at the people around him, and suddenly found that what the other party said was really right. He himself is the Demon God Evil Dragon, Chu Yuan is the Divine Angel, Luo Ya is the White Holy Dragon, and Fett is the Henglei Dragon. Pachouli is a magician, Tong Yue is a jade blood dragon, and a nine-tailed fox...... It's the nine-tailed fox. There were really no humans among the seven people present, and even the humans in the Super Red Lotus Regiment battle sequence were rare, and to put it more seriously, there was even only Cao Jin.
Except for the saints. No one in this world dares to guarantee that they will not awaken their bloodline.
"Let's take the conversation off the recipe, shall we?" Tong Yue held her forehead with a headache, always feeling that the topic had to slide into the abyss of curiosity if she continued to talk like this. Recently, the investigation has been very strict, and a certain meow still doesn't want to be harmonized with it.
"As you wish, Jade Blood Dragon." The nine-tailed fox also stopped talking at the right time and turned the topic back on track, "People know what you are thinking, it is nothing more than whether the Jade Rabbit clan will willingly join us." In fact, your worries are purely groundless, and such a thing as estrangement is simply not possible. β
She squatted down and raised her index finger to gently poke the delicate face of the jade rabbit girl at her feet.
"Jade Rabbit is very easy-going, and can even be said to be cowardly. Don't look at the fact that they are seriously injured now, in fact, as long as the stupid head throws them into the Leaping Red Lotus, they will happily find a place to start their lives when the time comes. Because what they want to do most is to find a quiet place to spend their lives, otherwise they will not hide in the remote Moon Palace to take charge of the power of the 'Moon'. β
"Is that okay?" Fett opened his mouth and said in surprise. She is also a person who has seen the big world, and in fact, before she crosses over, the New Plane Authority was ready for a big operation across the crystal wall system. However, she had never heard of a creature with such a personality in her rich experience, and it was almost like a group of real rabbits.
"Why not?" The fox shook his hand and unfolded the mountain and river society map to collect more than 5,000 rabbits, and then looked at Fett with a smile, "Since there can be hermits in the human race, why can't there be the same race in the demon race?" We demon clans are not monsters who only know how to eat people and destroy. The demon clan is also a flesh-and-blood creature, no different from you humans...... Ah, you're Heng Lei Long, and you're no longer human. β
"Jojo, Lao Tzu is not a man!" Xu Tianshi took out a stone mask from the hidden dragon and clasped it on his face, and assumed a strange pose by the way. "Fox, what's our next goal?"
Don't ask where this thing came from, Xu Tianshi always took out what he wanted from the hidden dragon. Well, in fact, Princess Jinwu's collection is very rich, even the golden holy clothes, golden apples, golden fleeces and the like.
"Don't worry. Captain. The nine-tailed fox winked playfully and said mysteriously, "Isn't there more to the plan than just to collect the Moon Rabbits?" There are so many demon clans in the days before Hou Yi's shooting, I'm afraid that people's mountains and rivers may not be able to fit it. β
"Fox, do you want the Leaping Red Lotus to become a paradise for the demon clan?" Chu Yuan frowned slightly, "Wouldn't this be bad?" β
"No, it won't. People's strategies have always been foolproof. The nine-tailed fox shook his fingers, so cute that he could almost cute a group of people, "In order to make things more in line with 'history' and reduce the chance of our failure to reverse cause and effect, it is extremely necessary to drastically reduce the number of demon clans." Besides, there are not very few types of demon clans like the Moon Rabbit, and some demon clans are even willing to coexist peacefully with the human race. Of course, those 'stupid' were also the first fools to be exterminated by humans. β
"Now." She covered her smile and laughed very happily, like a little fox that had stolen a chicken, "They are all the objects we collected." β
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Ten days later.
Xu Tianshi and others were eating hot pot, and hot sweat broke out on their foreheads. There is nothing about spring, summer, autumn and winter in this world, and all seasons depend on the mood of the demon clan who is in charge of the "power" of the world. If they are in a good mood, it is a warm spring or a harvest autumn; If they're in a bad mood, it's a hot summer or a cold winter.
Of course. That's once. As the demon clans in charge of "power" were either destroyed or included in the mountains and rivers social map, the order of the world gradually became less distinct. More and more things are falling into chaos, not only in the operation of the world, but also in the living beings who live on it.
For example, now, the surrounding heat is unbearable, but there are snowflakes floating in the sky, and even a thick layer has accumulated on the ground. If someone accidentally falls, their whole body has to be buried in the snow.
"Whew, this weather is like a bunker!" Xu Tianshi wiped the sweat on his forehead, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up manually. "Tong Yue, eat more, this is the special rabbit meat cultivated by our Leaping Red Lotus, you have never eaten it in your life!"
"Well, although your nouveau riche face is annoying. But the meat is really delicious......" Tong Yue picked up a piece of bright red and snow-white meat slices and put it in the hot pot and soaked it, then put it in her mouth, with a fascinated expression on her face, "So I'll forgive you." β
"Come on, come on, add some of Xiao Lan's special dipping sauce, it will definitely be so delicious that you will swallow your tongue in your stomach~" The nine-tailed fox elegantly poured a small plate of black sticky sauce for Tong Yue and greeted warmly.
Tong Yue tried to dip it, but she almost didn't stick her eyes out.
"How is it, isn't it good......" The nine-tailed fox looked at her expectantly, but unfortunately was ruthlessly interrupted before she could finish speaking.
"Poofβ"
Tong Yue turned her head and squirted out the contents of her mouth, and then coughed violently.
The nine-tailed fox looked at the bottle in confusion, then gently knocked his head with his fist, and slightly stuck out his tongue to sell a cute.
"Hey, people are playing with itβ~"
The other girls ate meat silently, and at the same time remembered a voice in their hearts.
"It's weird that you're playing around!"
"Fox, what's that?" Xu Tianshi was puzzled and wanted to take a look at the bottle, but the fox withdrew the bottle into the storage space without a trace.
"It's nothing, everyone has ever taken the wrong thing or something, right?"
"Uh...... That's right. Xu Tianshi nodded and continued to eat meat.
At this time, Tong Yue turned her head with tears in her eyes and looked at the nine-tailed fox with grief and indignation.
"Dead fox, what was that just now? Almost didn't kill me! β
It is also Xiao Lan's special seasoning, which seems to be able to meet the spicy needs of nearly a thousand people in a single drop. Come on, try again, people won't be wrong this time, right? The nine-tailed fox diligently handed over his plate and said with a smile.
The others were shocked in their hearts, and they couldn't help but sneak their eyes at the Jade Blood Dragon Maiden, feeling extremely admired for her strong recovery power. You know, a drop of that spice can kill a heroic spirit, this is the conclusion of some unnamed bandage maniac after personal experimentation. But the other party seemed to have dipped more than one drop just now, and it was a miracle of life to be alive......
Tong Yue dipped it in disbelief, and then put it in her mouth. The infinite delicacy instantly blooms on the tip of the tongue, and every tiny taste bud cheers. It is as if witnessing the coronation of the king of spices.
"It's too delicious...... Woo, it's delicious! Tong Yue couldn't help but shed tears of excitement.
"Right? People say that Xiao Lan is a top chef. The nine-tailed fox wagged his tail and said happily.
Luo Ya gently stabbed Chu Yuan next to her, and the chain discharged a line of text in the dead corner of Tong Yue's sight.
"I've been fooled."
Chu Yuan nodded silently. Continue to eat meat.
At this moment, a deep and deep voice suddenly sounded.
"Why are you playing here? Don't you know that the demon clan is facing a catastrophe recently? β
Xu Tianshi looked around and looked at the nine-tailed fox. Not all demon clans can become new residents of the Leaping Red Lotus, and some demon clans are very fond of indiscriminate killing of innocents, so naturally they cannot get the approval of the original spiral. Just like there is a difference between good and evil in human beings, there is also a difference between good and evil in the demon race. Some humans like to take pleasure in abusing other creatures and even their own kind. It's the same with demons.
"Ying Long, the Pig and the Baxia are the targets we collect."
The Demon God Dragon nodded, and the dragon power swept out, and the next moment it disappeared from its seat. It was only a moment's effort, and he returned to everyone and shook the hidden dragon in his hand.
"Finish the day."
"Whew. Almost, solve one more and it's time to move on to the second step. The nine-tailed fox breathed a sigh of relief, smiled happily and continued to eat the rabbit pot, "Confront the human race and protect the weak demon race." When the time comes, the opponents we will face are all familiar characters, and they are all eager to kill us as soon as possible. Stupid leader, are you scared? β
"Fox. Will things really go as smoothly as you say? Xu Tianshi looked at the nine-tailed fox suspiciously, and by the way, he put a piece of chopsticks into his mouth, and said indistinctly, "I remember that you said a few days ago that the human race can completely destroy the demon race is the general trend of occupying the 'cause'. And the demon clan that has lost its 'power' has also lost its 'cause' and has become a weak party. At that time, the behavior of the human race is to bully the weak in order to plunder luck, that is, to go against the sky. β
He swallowed the flesh in his mouth, and his eyes suddenly flashed with wisdom. To be honest, "wisdom" hasn't appeared in him for a long time, but it still needs to be mentioned occasionally, because in the previous setting, he was a character with both wisdom and bravery.
"According to you. The human race will be punished by the Heavenly Dao because of the action against the weak demon race, but if we help the demon race, won't it make them turn back into a strong side? You know, we almost destroyed the world, and this kind of combat power can't be considered weak. β
"Stupid leader, success is inevitable." The nine-tailed fox put down his chopsticks and looked at the sky, and said softly. "Because we have always stood on the side of the Heavenly Dao, everything we do is to follow the heavens."
Xu Tianshi shook his head, his expression extremely solemn.
"No, no, what we're doing is exactly what we're doing. Fox, our help will become a new 'cause', and maybe it will attract even more tragic 'consequences' than before. β
The golden wuxi droops, the afterglow fades, and the empty night is about to envelop the whole chaotic land.
ββ¦β¦ Is that so, that's your plan, fox? Patchouli sighed and sighed, "My lord, what you said is not right. The fall of the demon race is because he clings to his 'power', and even wants to plunder the luck of the human race to continue his body. This is the 'cause' of their demise, and it is also the 'cause' that caused Hou Yi to shoot the sun. β
She paused, and looked at the fox with a smile on her face, but she was not slow to eat in her hand. If you don't speed up, the rabbit meat will be dried up by other foodies, and now is not the time to carry forward the spirit of companionship.
"But you preemptively exercised this 'cause' and let the demon clan begin to fall. This can not only give the demon race a glimmer of life, but also make the human race lose the righteousness of 'cause and effect'. When the time comes, if the human race does something to the demon clan again, it will be a selfish act, which is equivalent to the lord's 'going against the sky'. And our action to protect the demon clan has become 'conforming to the way of heaven and helping the weak', and we will still stand on the commanding heights of 'cause and effect'. β
Pache didn't trust the nine-tailed fox's wisdom very much, because she dropped the chain several times during the Holy Grail War, and "playing away" became almost her mantra. However, at this moment, the magician of Qiyao had to bow his proud head and willingly admit that he was no match for the other party - by the way, he respectfully sandwiched a piece of rabbit meat to the other party.
"By the time the dust settles, 'history' has not changed, but 'cause and effect' has been reversed, and the losses in all aspects have been minimized." She almost gave her knees to the nine-tailed fox, and the admiration in her tone had turned into a wry smile, "What about us?" All battles will maximize the advantage, the wish will be close to 'all wishes come true', and the resistance will be almost ...... It's like putting on the main character template. No, it's definitely something that only the legendary 'protagonist' personality can do. β
"That's right, but no extra points, right?" The nine-tailed fox smiled faintly, showing a rare smile other than a commercial smile, "Didn't people say it a long time ago, the strategy is foolproof." β
ββ¦β¦ I'm almost stunned by you. Xu Tianshi smiled bitterly and shook his head, simply gave up thinking like Kaz and joined the ranks of the food grabbers, "Anyway, just do what you say, right?" β
He took a deep breath and smiled with an innocent idiotic smile.
"Fox, who are we going to fight next?"
The nine-tailed fox didn't speak, just quietly watched the sunset.
Her nine tails glowed with the afterglow, and the waves were golden red.
And thenβ
Continue to eat the rabbit pot.
ps: (The rabbit pot is really delicious...... I really want to eat it.)