Chapter 30: A sad joke

The big farmer in the last days is stormy

When Li Ba snatched the wine bottle from Zhou Yan's hand, she had already drunk most of the pesticides inside.

Pesticides are highly toxic chemicals, and the order of the last days is broken, and the medical conditions are poor. After drinking so many pesticides, Zhou Yan could almost be sentenced to death.

"You're crazy to spit it out for Lao Tzu, spit it out"

Li Ba grabbed Zhou Yan, pressed his knees against her chest, slapped her back with her left hand, and the middle finger of her right index finger was directly buckled into her throat to artificially induce vomiting. Only in this way can the damage of highly toxic pesticides to Zhou Yan be reduced.

It was also said that his trick worked.

A few sips, the wine mixed with the pungent pesticide spit out. Zhou Yan gasped, raised her head, saw Li Ba's anxious face, and smiled lightly: "It's useless, I also put three packs of fat people in the pesticide, I'm sorry, I even mortgaged your villa." What you owe you can only be in the next life"

She didn't finish her sentence, her hands covered her lower abdomen, and her face became extremely painful. Apparently, the poison attacked.

Pesticides were not enough, and three more packs were added. It can be seen that Zhou Yan has made up her mind to die.

"If you don't pay back the food stamps you owe Lao Tzu, you want to die, it's not so easy to die without Lao Tzu's permission, don't you want to die"

Li Ba yelled. began to induce vomiting for Zhou Yan again. As a result, Zhou Yan closed her mouth tightly, her expression was painful, and her nose and ears were already oozing blood.

The two highly toxic chemicals are mixed, poisoned on poison, and there is no possibility of survival.

Sent to the hospital

The medical facilities in the city are so poor that people can't be saved even if they are sent there. What's more, with Zhou Yan's current situation, I am afraid that she will die of poison halfway.

Li Ba was so anxious that he grabbed his head. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration moved in his mind, and with a flip of his left hand, a bottle of spatial spiritual spring appeared.

The Spatial Spirit Spring has the miraculous effect of healing wounds, and perhaps, it can also detoxify.

Li Ba pinched Zhou Yan's mouth open, and a whole bottle of spiritual spring was immediately poured down. Zhou Yan begged for death, saw Li Ba's anxious face, sighed softly, closed his eyes and was at his mercy.

poured seven or eight bottles of spiritual spring in a row, until Zhou Yan couldn't drink it, and the water bubbled out down his throat and eyes, Li Ba didn't stop.

"Yanyan, are you feeling better?" he asked cautiously.

At this moment, the painful expression on Zhou Yan's face was gone. After drinking the spiritual spring, the knife-like pain in her lower abdomen began to weaken, until, finally, there was no discomfort at all.

"Is the medicine fake?"

Of course, she wouldn't think that just by drinking a few bottles of water from Li Ba, she could detoxify. The problem is definitely with the pesticides and all are fake.

Zhou Yan's face was pale, and she smiled sadly: "Fatty, you can save me once, you can't save me a second time, forget it the third time, leave me alone, okay" The heart was like ashes, although he escaped from the disaster, he still didn't have the slightest thought.

Li Ba silently took her into his arms, and after a long time, he said softly: "I have a joke, after you hear it, if you still want to die, I won't stop it." ”

"You say." Zhou Yan leaned on his broad shoulder, a hint of curiosity on her face.

"A long time ago, there was a child, he was born prematurely, and he was born only two pounds and seven taels, like a big mouse. His parents thought they couldn't support him, so they threw him in the trash, and was rescued by well-wishers and sent to the hospital to save his life, and the child was sent to an orphanage after the full moon in the hospital. ”

Li Ba said in a low tone, "He grew up in an orphanage, maybe it was because he was born prematurely, he was small, thin and weak, he was laughed at by his peers, bullied every time he was beaten, he could only hide quietly in the corner and cry, unconsciously developing a withdrawn and timid character." When I got older, I gradually became sensible. The child vowed to leave the orphanage and never be bullied by anyone again. He began to study hard day and night, and only in this way could he leave the place that brought him painful memories and have a bright future. ”

At this point, Li Ba stopped, as if remembering something unbearable from the past, and his fat face kept twitching.

"Later," Zhou Yan blurted out when she heard it.

Later, he finally succeeded. Admitted to Huaxia Agricultural University with excellent results. At that time, he also became a big guy, tall and handsome, with good grades, and became a famous school grass of Agricultural University, many girls liked him and he also met the most beloved girl in his life. When the other party agreed to be his girlfriend, he felt that the whole world was bright, and he yelled with happiness. ”

Zhou Yan listened silently, looking at Li Ba's round face, vaguely revealing a little handsome. She knew that Li Ba was telling her own story.

"Later," she asked softly. Because she knows that the story is far from over.

"Later, on a date in the park, he and his girlfriend bumped into a group of thugs in the evening."

A touch of pain flashed on Li Ba's face, "That group of thugs saw that his girlfriend was beautiful, and they had crooked thoughts. A couple of guys dragged his girlfriend into the woods to stop him, but unexpectedly, a thug pulled out a dagger and swung it a few times in front of his eyes. The nightmare of the long past, all of a sudden, he seemed to go back to his childhood, being punched and kicked by several strong boys"

"At that moment, he was scared to pee on his crotch, and he didn't even dare to shout for help when he saw his girlfriend being dragged into the woods."

Speaking of this, Li Ba asked Zhou Yan: "You say, this kid is not ridiculous or hateful" He laughed out loud, laughing wantonly, but the corners of his eyes were already glistening with tears.

Zhou Yan was silent for a while, and then asked, "What about later?"

"The girl was lucky, not because of her boyfriend, but because a passer-by found out and rescued her in time." Li Ba said with a smile, tears could not stop flowing, "When the girl saw her boyfriend again, her face was full of disappointment, anger and pain, she stepped forward and slapped the boy, screaming and saying, you coward, coward, I don't want to look at you again in my life"

"The look in her eyes when she left, the boy can't forget it for the rest of his life, he can't forget it" Li Ba seemed to have lost all his strength, leaned back on the sofa, and muttered: "After that time, the girl left, and the whole family moved to the north, and the boy's heart was full of self-blame. He was sad and desperate, hated why he didn't have the courage, and when the people he loved the most were suffering, he reached out to help after graduation, he went into society, began to degenerate, and began to eat and drink like crazy. He wants to eat himself as the strongest person in the world, so that he can hide the cowardice and cowardice in his heart. ”

Speaking of which, the whole story ends. Li Ba turned his head and said to Zhou Yan with a smile: "Eating fat can bring self-esteem and courage, Yanyan, you say that this little boy is not ridiculous" He said as he spoke, already in tears.

"The little boy is a good person, he wants to save his girlfriend, but he can't get over the hurdle in his heart."

Zhou Yan stretched out her hand and gently wiped away the tears on Li Ba's face, her movements were extremely gentle, "Fatty, you are also a good person, I believe that the fearless are fearless, one day you will cross the hurdle in your heart and become a man who stands up to the sky."

At this moment, Li Ba couldn't hold back anymore, lying in Zhou Yan's arms, like a child, crying so sadly and lovingly.

Zhou Yan comforted him, explained him, and did her best to let this big boy who looked strong on the outside and extremely fragile on the inside, get a little comfort.

The soft music, still singing melodiously, is like a lover's little hand, soothing all sorrow.

Two sad people, comforting each other, confiding, and healing their wounds. Heart, unconsciously closer.

Early the next morning.

When Zhou Yan opened her eyes in a daze, she found herself lying on the sofa and sleeping all night. Recalling last night, she began to look for it, but Li Ba was no longer visible.

On the coffee table, there was a note. She picked it up, only to see a line of big characters written on it: "From today on, you are Lao Tzu's woman." Even if there is a big thing, Lao Tzu is responsible for it."

Between the lines, it is full of confidence and domineering.

A sweet smile appeared at the corner of Zhou Yan's mouth, "Dead fatty, I hope you can really stand up this time, like a man, and hold up a piece of the sky."

ps: Chapter 2, collection recommendation continues to ask