Chapter 618: Welfare Because of Mistakes
Halfway through the banquet, the two injured tirami and macarons also came on the stage with bandages, as soon as they heard that they were going to drink, these two guys suddenly did not have a sore waist, their mouths did not hurt anymore, and they blew up while holding the bottle. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
As the so-called enemies were very red when they met, these two guys were beaten fat, but they definitely didn't dare to beat them back, so they found Ji Kong to fight for wine.
"The surname is Ji, I admit that I can't beat you in a fight, but when it comes to drinking, I think when I was at the wine table, you weren't born yet!"
"If I don't get you drunk and throw you in the pit today, I won't call Tirami!"
"Everyone is a man, don't grind, just dry a bottle!"
“……”
Shouting such words, the puppet trio directly found Ji Kong.
"That...... Let's just drink it slowly, don't hurt the harmony......" Ladifa's little face was panicked and persuaded on the side.
"Don't worry about Rajafa, it's a man's war now!"
"That's right, bring down Ji Kong and overthrow the dictatorship!"
Shouting loud slogans in their mouths, the puppet trio took advantage of the rising alcohol to say things that they usually didn't dare to say.
Ji Kong's eyes flashed with a dangerous light, and he reached out to push Ladifa, who still wanted to stop again, to the side, and asked the employee next to him to bring three cases of beer over.
"Boom!"
Three heavy crates of beer were piled on the floor, kicking up a cloud of dust, and the doll trio's eyes were straight.
"Don't you want to have a drink? Come on! Watch me get you all down! ”
Ji Kong hooked his fingers at them, looking like he was winning.
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"Gross-"
Holding the trunk of the tree in one hand, while bending over and retching, the current Ji Kong is very uncomfortable.
Mistaken!
In his previous life, he was also a fierce general at the wine table, the liquor was fine, the beer tasted like drinking boiled water, and his legs didn't tremble when he went down a case of beer.
It is with such confidence that he dares to 1V3.
As a result, Nima only drank seven or eight bottles and died, which still relied on his super physique after mastering the national arts.
Web novels are harmful!
Ji Kong's previous life read those online novels, and when he crossed one by one, he brought the amount of alcohol over, and he could drink a few cases of beer before he crossed, and he could drink a few cases of beer after crossing.
Especially in historical novels, all of them became the god of wine after the soul was pierced, and the wine fairy Li Bai was hanged, indicating that ancient alcohol was a P.
But isn't that?
The amount of alcohol depends on whether the liver in the body is developed, whether it can secrete enough hangover enzymes, and has a P relationship with the soul?
Even if you are the reincarnation of Bacchus, but you cross over to a person who can't drink, then a bottle of beer will be poured down.
All in all, Ji Kong was trapped, originally he wanted to learn from Duan Yu in "Tianlong Babu", relying on peerless magic skills to force the wine out of his fingers, but his mastery of national arts is obviously not as magical as the six-vein divine sword, the wine did not come out, but the urine was held out first.
So he just took the opportunity to urinate, ready to vomit for a while, and then go back to regain his strength and fight again!
"Mr. Jikong, it doesn't matter to you, right?"
"Mr. Ji Kong, I'll help you go and take a rest."
Seeing Ji Kong staggering away alone, the worried Ladifa and Chito Isuzu immediately followed.
Megumi Kato originally wanted to come over, but when she saw that Lafafa and Chito Isuzu were following, she thought about it and didn't go.
Although he wanted to regain his strength and fight again, Ji Kong was already a little top-heavy at this time, and he was helped into the lounge by the two girls in a daze.
This is supposed to be a daughter's boudoir, surrounded by a nice smell of sweetness, and it is much quieter than the hustle and bustle of the banquet scene.
Ji Kong was helped to sit on a chair, and after sitting upright, a pair of small hands pressed on his temples and massaged gently.
This is a pair of women's small hands, with delicate fingers, and the pressure is moderate when massaged, which makes Ji Kong's originally somewhat sore head much more comfortable.
Of course, the most comfortable is the two cushions pillow on the back of the head, and I don't know what material the cushions are made of, the soft elasticity is still very good, and when I can't help but rub my head on it, I will make a nice wheezing sound.
"Mr. Ji Kong, the decanting soup is ready."
A soft voice came from the door, and then Ji Kong only felt that the back of his head was empty, and the cushion disappeared in an instant, causing him to almost fall down.
However, he was frightened into a cold sweat, and he woke up in an instant.
Opened his eyes and looked around, the slightly familiar environment made Ji Kong immediately recognize that this was Ladifa's bedroom.
And the voice just now, at this time, it was Ladifa who walked in from the door with hangover tea, so that is to say......
Turning her head to look at the Qiandou Isuzu behind her, the girl's cheeks were already as red as if she had opened a dye shop, and there was a trace of mist in her golden eyes, which looked very confused.
But the ostrich buries her head in the ground, and she buries her head in her chest......
It's really a big pair of European pies......
Not only is it big, elastic and soft, but also because the body is also very tall, so even the European style, which is much more majestic than ordinary people, is not obtrusive at all......
Big chest, big hips, fat waist, thin legs, long black silk want to do it, this is Chito Isuzu.
Compared to her, Ladifa is the other extreme.
The little princess is only 14 years old, and her body is not yet fully developed - but in Ji Kong's opinion, even if it is another ten years, the little princess's figure will not change in any way......
All in all, this is a standard Lori, although the gorgeous princess outfit on her body is a little undulating on her chest, but Ji Kong guessed with a sinister intention, it was definitely just a cover that played a role in filling, in fact, the little princess was a flat chest!
The noble and lovely poor milk princess, and the three-free and glamorous giant guard, this is really a perfect pair......
No, what the hell was I thinking?!
Shaking his head, Ji Kong felt that he had really drunk too much, and he actually began to think about some unhealthy things.
"Mr. Ji Kong still feels very uncomfortable?"
Seeing Ji Kong shake his head, Ladifa thought it was a headache, and suddenly a worried look appeared in the eyes of the kind little princess, and she picked up the sobering soup and said, "Why don't I feed you?" ”
Before Ji Kong could speak, Qiandou Isuzu took the first step and said: "There is still someone to manage the banquet over there, Princess Ladifa, I will leave first." ”
After leaving these words, Qiandou Isuzu left quickly, and suddenly there were only two people left in the room, Ji Kong and Ladifa.