The next day, Xiao Feng brought Duan Xiaodu, who looked embarrassed and miserable, to come to Xiao Yu for a drink. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.

Xiao Feng said:

"I have decided that I will leave Suzhou in a few days and go to herd horses and sheep outside the Saiwai."

Xiao Yu naturally understood what was the reason why Xiao Feng could make such a choice, and he could only say that the enemy of 100 steels was no match for the softness of his fingers, even if he was a big hero who stood up to the sky, there were times when he didn't care about the country for the sake of popularity.

It's just that Xiao Feng wants to go, his father Xiao Yuanshan is probably not easy to pass, and Xiao Yu also needs him here.

"I wonder what you're going to do next?"

"Naturally, there is a plan." Xiao Yu said calmly, "I heard that Shaolin is the holy land of martial arts in the world, but I have never had the opportunity to see it, so I have to take the opportunity to go on it." ”

Xiao Feng studied under Shaolin, and was taught martial arts by Master Xuanku of Shaolin when he was young, and his feelings for Shaolin can be described as very deep.

"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in Shaolin Temple, Brother Xiao is going on this trip, be careful."

In fact, the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion is very easy to enter, Murong Bo and Xiao Yuanshan can go to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion to steal martial arts for more than ten years, there is no reason why Xiao Yu can't enter.

It's just that the Shaolin sweeping monk has always been a famous figure, and Xiao Yu always wants to make some big news. And he doesn't really like to act secretly, and the experience of being a thief in Mantuo Villa is enough once.

In addition, the recent live broadcast content is quite bland, although he got off the Tianshan Vulture Palace, and summoned the Eastern Sect Master to defeat Li Qiushui on the way, make a big fuss about the Ten Thousand Immortals Conference, and slash Murong Fu with a sword, but I always feel that it is not refreshing enough.

So last night, Xiao Yu launched a vote in the live broadcast room to ask for the opinions of his friends.

Leaving aside those bizarre and deliberately spoofed opinions, the rest of the people's thoughts can be roughly divided into four types, the first of which is -

"Lonely and proud: I strongly hope that the anchor will enter the palace and sit on the dragon chair! To tell the truth, we have grown up so big that we have never known how luxurious the emperor's life is, and we strongly demand to see the rotten life of the feudal landlords. ”

"Hongyan: That's right, it is rumored that the emperor has three thousand beauties in the harem, I think it's too exaggerated, please ask the anchor to reveal the historical truth to us in a scientific and rigorous manner."

Xiao Yu said he had some toothache.

The rivers and lakes are often called the grassy rivers and lakes, what is the grass? It doesn't mean orthodox!

The portrayal of the imperial court in the story is quite weak, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it has no sense of existence, but if you really think so, you are very wrong. The imperial court has the power of separation, fame and fortune, throughout the ages, who can avoid vulgarity? Therefore, there are many, very many masters recruited by the imperial court.

rushed forward, and the result was likely to be a mistake in Longtan Tiger's Den and never returned.

So Xiao Yu praised the idea of these friends, and then rejected it very decisively.

Then there is the second opinion of the friends.

"Parker: Bianjing style in the Qingming Shanghe map, Qinhuai Fengyue, Fengqiao night park...... There are so many beautiful and fun places, why fight and kill. ”

"Longan: That's it, the world is so big, let's take a look."

This opinion can't be said to be bad, but Xiao Yu said that his two little short legs are too slow......

The third opinion belongs to the category of hegemony.

"It is strongly recommended that the anchor pull up an army, command the heroes, drive out the Tartars, and restore China!"

"Jing Kang is ashamed, it is still snowing, the courtiers regret it, when will it be destroyed! Now that you've gone, just kill all the aliens! ”

However, Xiao Yu said that he had never been on the battlefield, he didn't understand the arrangement of troops at all, and he didn't have Xiao Feng's ability to take the head of the enemy general in the army of ten thousand troops, so he still forgot about the battle.

In the end, it was Xiao Yu's choice.

"I heard that the martial arts of Shaolin sweeping monks are unfathomable, let's go capture a sweeping monk, chicken flavor, crunchy."

"The anchor went to break into the Shaolin Eighteen Bronze Formation, subdued the dragon and subdued the tiger, and singled out the Shaolin sweeping monk!"

To be honest, when he saw this, Xiao Yu was a little square.

How can the sweeping monk be able to beat the kind of open-minded character!

But then again, he himself is actually hanging on to it.

Single-handedly is naturally not an opponent of the sweeping monk, but what about the group fight, calling the master of the Oriental Sect and other masters to foreign aid, maybe you will win......

Thinking like this, Xiao Yu quickly decided to go to Shaolin and have some stories that he had to tell with the sweeping monk.

So at this moment, Xiao Feng wanted to herd Ma Nanshan, but Xiao Yu immediately didn't agree. As the overlord of the top order, how can you escape? Hurry up and step forward for me, let me be under the crotch, no, it's the crazy output behind the back!

He nodded, and the conversation changed, but he said something about Xiao Yuanshan in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, Xiao Feng heard the whereabouts of his biological father, and immediately changed his mind, and said in a deep voice:

"Xiao will go too!"

The goal is achieved, and there is nothing left to say. Xiao Yu didn't have anything to do left and right, and after drinking, he turned around and returned to the courtyard, and happened to see the little senior sister wandering at the door.

The little senior sister's eyes lit up, waved her hand, and said: "Uncle Shi seems to be a little uncomfortable, and he entered the house without saying a word, and he didn't even eat the osmanthus cake he liked, and I didn't pay attention to the knock on the door, you go and have a look." ”

"Well, I'll go." Xiao Yu nodded and walked towards the legal Lori's room.

He walked to the door and was about to knock on the door, when he suddenly saw a wooden peg nailed to a slightly higher position, on which hung a "Do Not Disturb" bamboo piece.

After a pause, Xiao Yu reached out and turned the bamboo piece to the back, who knew that the words written on the back were "Meditating".

“……”

Meditate on your sister! I thought the opposite was "Welcome"! The front and back of your brand mean that people are not allowed to enter!

But the more you don't let you in, the more worried you become.

Xiao Yu shouted twice, and saw that no one inside answered, so he shook the door open with a slight force.

The light in the room was not bright, a candle was burning faintly in the corner, and the air was a little stuffy.

Xiao Yu quickly adapted to the light in the room, and then found that on the bed behind the bead curtain, legal Lori was sleeping quietly.

"It's okay......"

"No, how can a person who practices martial arts sleep so deeply?"

He looked intently, and saw that Legal Lori was biting her lip slightly, with a slight sweat on her forehead, and an abnormal flush on her face.

Xiao Yu quickly walked over, reached out and touched the forehead of the legal Lori, and sure enough, he felt a little hot.

"Is it a fever?" Xiao Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

The legal Lori, who subconsciously twisted her body because of the discomfort of her body, revealed a weakness that did not match her usual cold and arrogant temperament, and her slightly curled up body more and more set off a weak posture that she couldn't help herself.

Looking at Legal Lori's slightly frowning brows, Xiao Yu thought for a while: "Forget it, wipe her sweat first, and directly feed her special cold medicine later." ”

Xiao Yu's movements were very light, and the air in the room was dull, and after a while, it was inevitable that he would sweat a little.

So he stopped his hand movements and pulled the neckline a little opener, wanting to cool off, but at this moment, Legal Lori suddenly opened her eyes.

After a short period of confusion, she saw Xiao Yu sitting on the edge of the bed, staring at herself, and about to undress!

The atmosphere of "......" suddenly fell into a deathly silence.

(PS: Happy birthday to Xinao!) I really haven't finished writing this handicap, but I'll definitely find time to make up for it~~)