Chapter 30 The bald head must be reincarnated
Xuanzi walked out of the pillar and killed the fat monkey who couldn't believe the puppet outside.
The fat monkey's ability prevailed, but the mouth prevailed, "Kill my brother, did you say that you ate it and spit it out for me." The two puppets carried the fat monkey and threw it into the coffin of Yin Yang Yuying.
"Fat monkey? Why did you come in again? Xuanzi was surprised and delighted.
Xuanzi's words made one person and two puppets turn their heads to look at them at the same time.
"Xuanzi, you're not dead yet, you turned the whole tomb over, I thought they had eaten you up."
The two puppets stared at Xuanzi and didn't move.
Seeing this, the fat monkey ran to Xuanzi's side. "Why are they looking at you still? What did you do to them? ”
"I don't know, you haven't answered me yet." Xuanzi reminded the fat monkey.
"I sent Sister Mei out, I can't die inside and still pull Sister Mei inside."
Xuanzi looked at the fat monkey sitting on the ground panting, "I'm asking you to go out and run for your life." ”
"Am I the man? Don't say it, big men grind and chirp."
"Let's go, do you want to stay here?" Xuanzi strode towards the entrance of the tomb, leaving the fat monkey stunned.
The same tragedy happened again, with the male puppet standing in the doorway. Stretched out his hand and slowly opened it, only to see that the male puppet had a set of chains in his hand, which seemed to be the same as his own jade pendant.
This action frightened the fat monkey, and he took the rope around the male puppet's neck and beat it. Xuanzi took the chain, and the male puppet jumped away from the tomb and threw the fat monkey and a dog eating.
"If you don't leave, the two of you will stop you and won't let you go, don't blame me."
The fat monkey hurriedly followed: "What he gave you, you are too good." Let's talk about it. ”
Next
The old man sat on a stone bench and pointed to the animal skin that Xuanzi had brought out. "Xuanzi, I don't think it's like a record of the deeds of the tomb owner, it's more like a contract."
"If you can't see it, then no one can see it."
"Xuanzi, look who I brought here." Lao Wu walked over from afar with a loud voice, followed by a chubby body.
"Fat monkey, why are you here?"
The fat monkey sat next to Xuanzi and snatched the water bowl from Xuanzi's hand, "Because of this matter, our leaders don't want me, no errand, come to your place." ”
"How's your sister?"
"The vital signs are basically recovered, you haven't seen it, tsk, there is not even a piece of good skin on the whole body. This life is ruined. The girl who came out first went crazy and is still in a nursing home. I'm a monkey and a blessed man. The fat monkey sighed.
Xuanzi ridiculed: "If you don't die in a big disaster, there will be a blessing, right?" ”
"By the way, Xuanzi, let's get down to business, can you?"
Xuanzi looked at the fat monkey and vaguely said: "Directly speaking, what can be done can definitely be done." ”
"Xuanzi, my cousin was hit by a car a few days ago and died, I don't know why, my family can always see her in their yard. I'm wearing the same clothes I wore before I was killed, and from time to time my mother would hear, 'Mom, I hurt.' ’”
The old man knocked off the waste in the dry tobacco stick: "The girl hasn't left the house yet, or the soul doesn't know that he's dead." Just do it. ”
"I did, I invited four or five, but it didn't work, I don't know if it was a lie or low ability. Xuan Ye, you see. The fat monkey raised his eyebrows.
"No, no." The old man replied first.
Usually I go out to pretend to be mourning, and I won't come for three or five days, and the old man doesn't say a word, what's wrong today.
"Old man, I'll go and see."
"If I say no, it won't work," the old man threw down his sentence and entered the hall.
Xuan Zileng looked at the old man's back.
"Xuanzi, forget it, don't be unpleasant." Fat Monkey interrupts.
Xuanzi turned his head to look at the fat monkey, "In a few days, I'll go in a few days." ”
When the fat monkey heard this, a smile bloomed on his face. "Master Xuan, I'll just say that you are a generation of chivalrous warriors, happy to take revenge."
"Gotta don't flatter me. You sit down first, and I'll take a look. Xuanzi waved his hand and entered the house.
The fat monkey shouted to Xuanzi: "Then I'll go back first and come back in a few days." ”
When he entered the house, the old man was sulking in the house.
"What's wrong with the old man?"
"I think you just have friends and want to fly away." Xuanzi was amused by the old man's words.
"What am I?"
"The bald head is going to be reincarnated." The old man's sudden words caught Xuanzi off guard.
"In two days, it will be the day of bald reincarnation, and I haven't told bald heads yet."
"Old man, do you mean the bald head is leaving?" Xuanzi confirmed the old man's words.
For so many years, the bald head has been by his side like a family member, which is a good thing for the bald head.
"Old man, I'll take a look at him." Xuanzi left a sentence, walked out of the hall, and entered the room. "Bald out," shouted at the bald tablet.
A bald head emerges from the tablet. "What's wrong Xuanzi, it's not time to cook in the middle of the day."
"Bald, teach me how to cook."
The bald head looked at Xuanzi curiously, "Xuanzi, you take me to split it, usually let you hold the bundle of firewood and have a hard time, while playing." With that, the bald head stuck his head back into the tablet.
Xuanzi sat in the room and looked at the tablet stupidly.
"Xuanzi, you can tell me directly." The voice of the bald head came from the tablet.
"Bald, what do you want to eat?" Xuanzi asked the tablet.
The bald head in the tablet couldn't help but poke his head out. "The pancakes and fruits of the old five families, sugar shortbreads, and **fragrant. Last time, Lao Wujin's incense was pitted, you tell Lao Wu. ”
I don't know whether to laugh or cry when I hear the bald head's words: "You wait, I'll buy it for you." ”
"Wait a minute, I secretly spent five cents of the fifty yuan hidden in your house."
"It's okay, you can spend it if you want."
The bald head stretched out a hand and touched his head: "Xuanzi, what's wrong with you, you can keep the money you hid and take your daughter-in-law." The five cents were taken by Xiao Cui who was greedy. ”
"Bald head, take care of your Xiaocui, he doesn't know how much he took from me." Xuanzi left a sentence and went out.
Lao Wu saw Xuanzi come out: "Xuanzi, I'm just about to look for you, what's going on." Lao Wu handed Xuanzi a note.