When these people heard the words "life and death charms", they were taken aback, as if they had seen a cat and a mouse, and hurriedly stopped. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

One of them, an old man in a black robe, said from afar:

"This young man, how did you know the means of life and death talismans?"

Xiao Yulu's hand scared out the cold sweat of many people, and he heard someone whispering in secret:

"That life and death talisman is Grandma Tong's exclusive means, I have never heard of other people's use, presumably this person must have a great relationship with Grandma Tong......"

Xiao Yu was about to praise "You have eyesight", but before he finished speaking, the man suddenly changed his words, with shock and a hint of envy in his tone:

"Could it be that he is Grandma Tong's concubine?!"

Xiao Yu's nose suddenly became crooked, can't you think about the good side, it's obviously a teacher-nephew relationship, and you can't look directly at it when it comes to your mouth!

Legal Lori was even more furious, biting her lip and hating: "Damn! Give him a thousand knives and gravel pieces! ”

Xiao Yu naturally wouldn't kill people indiscriminately, he took a deep breath: "Grandma Tong is my uncle, you people should be careful when you speak, otherwise the consequences will be very serious." ”

These people glanced at each other, and their faces suddenly flattered, "It turned out to be the master's nephew, but I had never heard of it before. ”

In fact, what really makes these people jealous is not the identity of the teacher and nephew, but Xiao Yu's ability to promote the death talisman, that is to say, as long as Xiao Yu is willing, he can completely let them survive and die.

Xiao Yu said lightly: "What are you doing here?" ”

"This ......" someone rolled his eyes, "Grandma Tong's birthday is approaching, I am waiting here to discuss, in fact, I want to hold a grand birthday banquet for Grandma Tong." ”

“……”

Damn, can you have a better reason! I'm embarrassed that I'm going to have cancer!

Seeing Xiao Yu's calm face, the black-robed old man said again:

"This young man thinks that since he knows life and death talismans, he must indeed have a lot to do with his master, and please say a few kind words for us in front of his master."

Xiao Yu didn't speak, just looked at him silently.

The old man was stunned, and finally sighed and said with a wry smile:

"I'm not afraid of the young man laughing, I waited for the head of this meeting, in fact, I wanted to ask the master for an explanation."

"Our thirty-six cave masters, seventy-two island owners, some live in barren mountains, and some dominate the islands, they are free and easy, but since they were planted by Tong's grandmother, there is no peace at all."

"Once or twice a year, she sends someone to reprimand us, and scolds us so much that it is not a life that a living person can live."

The old man paused, his face was a little embarrassed, and seeing that Xiao Yu didn't mean to laugh at them, he continued:

"You said that we must be very angry when we heard her scolding? But no, the more the people she sent scolded us, the happier we became......"

The little senior sister laughed when she heard it, which made these people all blush. Another fat monk said with a bitter face:

"Shaoxia doesn't know, if the people sent by Grandma Tong scold him severely, we will be able to overcome the difficulties of this year. On the island in the cave, there is always a feast for several days to celebrate peace. Alas, being like this is also very cheap. ”

Another old man said:

"Because if the messenger sent by Grandma Tong hadn't scolded us, then life would have been difficult in the future. You must know that if she didn't send someone to scold, she would send someone to beat, and if she was lucky, it was thirty strokes of a big stick, and as long as she didn't break her leg, most of them would have to hold a banquet to celebrate. ”

In the end, the voice was already miserable, and the people around him also sighed and sighed, and with fear, as if they remembered something terrible.

Xiao Yu said he was a little embarrassed. It's too embarrassing to have such a teacher, where is this employing people, it is simply squeezing the blood and sweat of the poor people, so the landlord who does not know how to sympathize with the people's feelings, no wonder will be rebelled.

What made him speechless was still behind, and he saw a thin old man walk out, and then said: "If Grandma Tong doesn't order someone to come and beat her with a big stick, then she often whips her back with a python whip, or else she will drive a few nails into our back." ”

The old man, who was as thin as wood, unbuttoned his shirt and revealed the whip marks on his back, which had been scarred and twisted like a centipede, which made people feel sick at the sight of it, and thought that when the old man was suffering from it, he must have been in great pain.

Another black man stood up and said with a wry smile: "What's that?" Look at the appendage nail on my back. ”

The black man said, unbuttoned his shirt, and saw three big iron nails, nailed to his vest, and even had yellow rust on the nails, obviously for a long time, but the black man did not take it out, so as not to make Grandma Tong unhappy, and even took the initiative to take off his clothes and wait for the messenger to check during the annual inspection......

Tragic! If the bitter tears shed by these people in the past are put away, West Lake will become a saltwater lake.

"Uncle Shi does things on weekdays, and he is indeed a little domineering, so I'll talk about her when I go back." Xiao Yu coughed, "Don't make trouble, otherwise she will get angry, and the consequences will be unpredictable." ”

"Don't dare anymore." One person smiled bitterly, "We couldn't bear it anymore, so we came here to gather, Rao is like this, and my heart is also frightened and unspeakable, and I don't want to tell you, I haven't slept well for three days!" ”

“……”

The others were also relieved to see Xiao Yu talking so well, and begged him not to sue Grandma Tong, and then left with a thousand thanks.

As for the unlucky ghosts who fell into the life and death charms, Xiao Yu also helped and suppressed the life and death charms.

It's only bitter that the thin monkey man who is disrespectful and flirts with the little sister and the legal Lori, the guy's eyes are white, his complexion is black and purple, and he looks like his life is on the verge of death.

"Third child, go with peace of mind, we will inherit your legacy!"

The thin monkey heard the voices of his brothers, stretched out a weak, bruised hand, and said in a trembling voice:

"I feel...... I can save it again......"

"The third child!" Several people hurriedly grabbed the hand, "If you have any unfulfilled wishes, the brothers will definitely help you complete them!" ”

The thin monkey rolled his eyes, and he didn't know if he was angry: "My wish is to be rescued again......"

"Understood, third child, go with peace of mind!"

"Fuck your uncle, you sluts get out of the way!" The thin monkey roared, "Lao Tzu said that I can save it!" ”

That look amused Xiao Yu, although this person was cheap, he was not guilty of death, coupled with a begging for mercy without any discipline, Xiao Yu directly waved him to get out.

However, before these people dispersed, Xiao Yu took the opportunity to ask:

"Has something big happened on the rivers and lakes recently?"

These people come from all over the world, and the news is naturally much better than Xiao Yu, and they are immediately humane:

"Half a month ago, the monk of Shaolin Temple was killed by Luohan boxing, but the murderer has not been arrested so far."

"Xu Chongxiao, the new leader of the Beggar Gang, led the Beggar Gang to fight against the Xixia Yipintang, and the children of the Beggar Gang suffered heavy losses......"

"South Murong Yu Suzhou and North Qiao Feng duel at Taihu Lake Swallow Dock ......"

"Wait!" Xiao Yu raised his hand, "You said Qiao Feng was going to fight a duel with Murong Fu?" What's going on? ”

"That's right." The man smiled flatteringly, "There is a girl beside Qiao Feng, who seems to be Murong Fu's personal maidservant, and when they returned to Suzhou, they happened to meet Murong Bo's sacrifice day. ”

I don't know why, Qiao Feng, who has always been generous and benevolent, made two sarcastic remarks. Murong Fu couldn't help but be furious, so he set a duel date, intending to divide the victory and defeat into life and death. ”

Qiao Feng was ruined by Murong Bo, and it was strange to have a good face.

"The result?" Xiao Yu touched his chin and asked.

"I don't know about this."

"You don't even know about this kind of big thing?"

"It's seven days before their duel," the man looked aggrieved, "and I don't know yet." ”

“……”

Affection, your uncle's teasing me.

Xiao Yu waved his hand, "You can get out." ”