Chapter 142: The whole family is confused
Although Gao Liman claimed to make the lunch himself, it was a way to honor his father-in-law. But including Huo Jiaojiao, they all hope that Kou Xi will cook this meal.
No one wanted Gao Liman to spoil the good ingredients, and Kou Xi really wished that he was a waste wood for a moment.
"I'll accompany my eldest sister to take a photo first, Xiaoman, you can help me prepare all the ingredients!" Kou Xi waved his hand and ordered: "Just like during the New Year, just wash the dishes you need and cut them and put them on the plate." Chop up the meat and put it there, I'll come back and clean it up!"
Gao Liman looked at Huo Jiaojiao and Kou Xi, who were dressed beautifully, walking out arm in arm, and said sourly: "It's really awesome now, someone has to cut it like a chef!"
"Special circumstances!" Li Cuilian said: "Isn't this your father's birthday, if I normally can't make her so embarrassed." Today the old man has a birthday, you all bear with it. I'll clean her up after this day!"
Gao Liman rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, who are you cleaning up? Now Kou Xi is said to be the second in line in this family, who dares to say that he is the boss? You are just addicted, if I am like this, why do you let Huo Lu beat me. Cut!
"What time is it, why haven't they come back, second sister, they're not coming back?" Gao Liman asked Li Cuilian while chopping chicken with a kitchen knife.
Li Cuilian squatted on the ground to wash the carrots, and she was also at a loss: "I went to call, I don't know if I will come back." These two debtors used our place to come uninvited, and let them come back to show their filial piety and die. You've been waiting for it, but if you don't come back. If you want to beg me in the future, no way!"
She raised her head and patted her chest at her daughter-in-law: "You look, I don't care." I've lost all the dead, and I won't have this girl in the future, so I'll have two children and cut off relations with her!"
Kou Xi put on a delicate makeup for Huo Jiaojiao and took her to the photo studio to take a photo. The photographer was very good at talking: "This little girl looks very rich!"
"Oh, mom, what a little girl. My eldest son is eleven years old!" Huo Jiaojiao was very happy to be praised, touched her hair and said to the photographer: "This hair looks young!"
"I can't see it, I can't see it!" The photographer set up the equipment and made a background that Huo Jiaojiao liked.
"Come on.... Note.... Look at the lens.... Good..... Very good..... Expressions are natural..... Laugh a little..... Okay!" Huo Jiaojiao looked at the photographer: "That's it?"
"I took several photos and finally picked out one. How many inches do you want to use?" The photographer looked at Huo Jiaojiao: "This will take five days to wash out, and we have to go to the city to wash it." ”
Huo Jiaojiao's face was displeased, and Kou Xi said, "It's okay, I'll come over and get it for you after work." It's summer vacation in a few days, and Qian Dun'er has to come over. ”
Huo Jiaojiao nodded, which was a promise. On the way back, he muttered, "I just can't stay that long, or it would be nice to take the photos home." ”
"I'm in a hurry to show my brother-in-law!" Kou Xi quipped, "Next time you come, your family of four will come over and take a family photo in a beautiful dress." It's best to put our dad in the middle and hang a zoomed-in photo on the wall at home. ”
Huo Jiaojiao's eyes were hot, and she nodded again and again: "It's a pity that you didn't take pictures when you got married at that time." ”
"When I was at home, my dad asked someone to take a picture. Our family doesn't have this, and Huo An didn't say anything. But there's no hurry, next time he comes back to visit relatives, let's take another photo the same!"
"That's the same!" Huo Jiaojiao sighed: "In the end, it's your wedding day, the meaning is different!"
Back at home, Kou Xi began to cook aggressively. There are still ten dishes, there are chicken, fish, the legendary pork ribs bought by Horu, and a fat sausage. I made an extra six vegetarian dishes, all but two of which were garnished with meat.
After serving the food at noon and preparing to eat, Huo Dagui couldn't help but ask Li Cuilian: "Zhang Yao is not coming back, don't you have to wait for a while!"
"Don't worry about her, there's nothing serious about it every day!" Li Cuilian's face was extremely ugly, and she felt that Zhang Yao was really a slap in the face.
Everyone set up their chairs, put the birthday cake in the center, and prepared to start eating.
The door was pushed open, and Zhang Yao and Song Jiangang walked in with a new look.
Seeing everyone gathered around the table to eat, Yin Yang said angrily: "Oops, it's eaten!"
Huo Jiaojiao noticed at a glance that the thin and shriveled Zhang Yao was dressed very delicately today. She wore a red trench coat with a high collar and a pair of small red leather shoes underneath.
"Oops, I'm rich!" Huo Jiaojiao couldn't help but say to Kou Xi: "It's so well dressed!"
Song Jiangang also wore a streamer and slippery, and the denim suit stood up to cover half of his chin. He wears white long sleeves and a pair of blue jeans underneath.
These two people walked together, and it was quite fashionable.
"Oh, second brother-in-law!" Huo Lu stood up and exclaimed: "I didn't recognize it, what kind of person is pretending to be a horse!" He patted Song Jiangang on the shoulder: "Okay, now I'm arrogant!"
"Why did you just come? What time is it, waiting for you to eat!" Li Cuilian saw the clothes on these two people's bodies, and her heart hurt so much that she was about to drip blood.
They didn't have a penny in their hands, and the poor boy sold it for a thousand dollars. It is estimated that these two months have been almost spent, which is really worry-free!
"Isn't this going to buy you a birthday cake!" Zhang Yao pushed Song Jiangang: "Take out that birthday cake!"
Matsue just smiled and put the cake on the table, when he suddenly noticed that there was one on the table. Stunned, he said, "You also bought it?"
"What did you buy?" Zhang Yao stepped forward and saw the cake that Kou Xi bought, and was weird: "Oh, you all know how to buy cakes." Kou Xi, is this what your unit did?"
I don't know if it's Kou Xi's illusion, but I always feel that Zhang Yao suddenly spoke in a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent. There is especially the tone of "Hi, uh-huh!" in the sketch.
"It wasn't made by our unit, I went to the city yesterday to buy it!" Kou Xi looked at Huo Jiaojiao and said with a smile: "I knew that I wouldn't have brought it back yesterday, it's weird." Fresh food today saved money!"
"Yesterday's cake, can you still eat it!" Zhang Yao said in a strange tone: "Hurry up and withdraw it, you will eat it again." ”
"Put your cake on the desk first, this cake is opened. Two can't eat, it's a waste!" Huo Dagui said.
"Oops, you didn't do this new yesterday. Let's eat this of mine, you have to make longevity peaches for birthdays, what are you!"
Zhang Yao insisted on opening his cake, and Song Jiangang opened the box. Inside is a boxy white cake with a large creamy peach standing on top.
"You look better!" Li Cuilian said: "This is quite expensive!"
Huo Jiaojiao sneered: "Fifty-five, Zhang Yao has made a lot of money, what a filial piety!"
"What? Fifty-five, are you fucking sick in the head? What are you doing with fifty-five yuan to buy it?" Li Cuilian exploded at that time: "What about the two of you to die, right? How much is the remaining 1,000 yuan?"
Zhang Yao originally wanted to say this fee proudly, but she didn't want Huo Jiaojiao to take the lead.
He raised his face angrily: "I'm willing, I'm willing to buy! This is my own money, I'm willing to spend whatever I want!"
"Okay, you can spend it, you can fuck it!" Li Cuilian forgot the original intention of giving Huo Dagui, just to make him forget Huo Dafu's unhappiness.
"You have money, you are willing. Don't come to us with no skin or face when you give birth to a child in the future!Fuck you, bloody mother, why did I give birth to such a debtor like you!" Li Cuilian sat on the kang angrily looking for feather dusters everywhere.
As soon as Huo Tian saw her grandmother's posture, she immediately handed the feather duster to the old lady like a ghost.
Li Cuilian slapped the feather duster on the kang and gritted her teeth: "This time, I'll let you know well, I let you have no face and no skin, I'll let you spend money indiscriminately!"
No one expected this scene, and Huo Lu's first reaction was to quickly get behind his daughter-in-law. Let Gao Liman stand in front of him, don't hurt yourself by mistake.
Kou Xi and Huo Jiaojiao didn't get up to stop them, the two looked at each other tacitly, and chose to remain silent.
It is rare to see Li Cuilian still facing her own daughter, and these two 'outsiders' are really not suitable to mix.
"Mom, don't fight, don't fight!" Song Jiangang stopped Zhang Yao behind him and grabbed the waving feather duster.
said eagerly: "Zhang Yao is pregnant, you can't fight!"
Rumble!
The whole family is messy!
"I'm pregnant again!" Huo Jiaojiao stared at Zhang Yao's stomach in disbelief, and Zhang Yao deliberately straightened her stomach as if she didn't believe it: "What's wrong, I'm pregnant." ”
"You've only been giving birth for a few days, and you're pregnant again?" Gao Liman has given birth to two children herself, and she thinks it's a fantasy.
"Oops, the last one was not a blessing. February Erlong looked up, she had to be born in early February, do you say that it was a blessed child? Zhang Yao touched her belly, which was not yet pregnant: "My child has only been here for a month, and I don't think I've been here for the past two days, so I'll go to the hospital to see." I didn't think about another one, this is fate!"
Today is the Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of the fifth month of May, which is three months before and after. Kou Xi really wants to give this couple a round of applause, what an efficient couple.
"Pregnant, where are you going to give birth this time?" Li Cuilian heard that her daughter was pregnant, and threw a feather duster on the windowsill.
gasping and asking, "I'll tell you, I don't care about you this time." Wherever you like to go, now you are busy with farm work, and your family is also busy. There's no one to serve you!"
"I don't have to worry about me!" Zhang Yao walked slowly to the dining table, found an empty bench and sat down: "I will also admit that this will be fined, and all daughters and sons will be born!"
Huo Jiaojiao didn't know it, but the rest of the family knew about it. All of a sudden, everyone's faces changed, and they all looked at Li Cuilian with an earthy face!