Chapter 240: Fang Gang's Idea
Looking at Mr. Guan's angry appearance, I really don't know what to say. I had to put the four Buddhist cards that were sent to him MMS in the morning on the table and let him see them for himself. Mr. Guan picked them up one by one and looked at them carefully, and finally said that he couldn't see any doorways, but just wanted to know the difference.
I said, "The effect of the genuine card comes slowly, but there are no side effects." It belongs to the long stream of fine water; The effect of the yin card is fast, but it has to cooperate with the methods and rules of worship, if you accidentally break the rules, it will be completely ineffective, and sometimes it will be counterproductive. ”
Mr. Guan was embarrassed: "I am scared when you say this, it is still a genuine card, and it is cheap." After discussing and discussing, Mr. Guan finally decided to buy the 2,000 yuan mask-covered Buddha. This is a card blessed by the famous Luang Po of a large temple in Chiang Mai, and the effect is good. Mr. Guan asked me if I could refund the money if it didn't work, and I said, "I can't refund this, you go to a temple in China, find a monk and ask a piece of jade Guanyin that has been consecrated in person to wear it, and if it doesn't work, people can't give you a refund." And the main reason is. The fate of the worshippers is also very important. ”
Mr. Guan said: "Otherwise, my current situation is that there will definitely be bad luck within half a month, either I am unlucky or the people I come into contact with are unlucky." If there are no accidents in half a month. I won't go back. If so, how about you charge a little discount? I'm pretty miserable now, I'm a big man, and I'm not even forty-five years old and I'm working as a cleaner in a shopping mall, and I feel ashamed myself. But I can't help it! ”
When I saw Mr. Guan's pitiful appearance, my heart softened again, so I told him that if I kept it as it was, I couldn't use it anymore and return it within half a month. Charge 500 yuan in depreciation, and you will not be able to talk about it for more than 15 days. Mr. Guan agreed, and the two sides made a deal, and I wrote down the return and wearing matters on the credit card for him to keep safe.
Seven or eight days later, at noon, I was eating miso soup and rice at the Buddha brand shop, when Mr. Guan pushed the door and came in, his face full of sadness and frustration. I thought to myself that before half a month, he could come to the store and 90% of them were returned. Sure enough, Mr. Guan took out the Buddha card and said to me with an apologetic face: "Boss Tian, I'm sorry, let's return it." ”
"So, you've been unlucky again these days?" I picked up the amulet and carefully looked at it to see if it was worn or damaged.
Mr. Guan sighed: "I'm fine, but my nephew has been affected by me." "I asked what was going on. He told me that yesterday was the wedding day of his sister's son. But because Mr. Guan's unlucky attributes were too famous, his nephew didn't want this uncle to participate in the marriage, which made Mr. Guan very unhappy, and after the persuasion of Mr. Guan's sister, his nephew reluctantly agreed. On the day of the wedding, Mr. Guan followed the convoy to the hotel, but his nephew couldn't contact the people from the wedding company, what camera, host and lighting seemed to have disappeared overnight, and after his nephew's classmates made temporary cameo hosts, he barely finished the wedding, but many people who attended the wedding were not satisfied, and some people joked in private.
Now Mr. Guan's nephew was angry, not because his uncle insisted on coming to the wedding, so there was such a big mess. Mr. Guan was still arguing at first, but not only his nephew, but even his niece and daughter-in-law and his sister began to complain, saying that Mr. Guan was a natural broom star, and whoever suffered was unlucky. Mr. Kwan was so angry that he scolded them, claiming that he wanted to cut ties with them, and left angrily.
I was surprised: "It's outrageous, isn't it?" Mr. Guan smiled wryly and shook his head. I put the amulet back on the shelf again and returned him 1,500 yuan. Mr. Guan said: "I won't stay longer, otherwise my broom star will definitely affect you, and I will look for you again if I have something in the future, and I'll see you later." ”
Mr. Guan took my business card and left, but I didn't calm down for a long time, and I always felt that Mr. Guan's incident made me unspeakably confused. I called Fang Gang and consulted with him, and Fang Gang said, "It must have offended some powerful Yin Spirit, otherwise who would be so unlucky?" Lao Tzu has seen the person who dropped the Four Female Great Spirit Cards into the dung pit, and he is also luckier than this Mr. Guan! "The above Guangji.
"I think so too, but it's been several years, and he really can't remember what he has offended, and I can't detect it with the five poisonous oils." I told him.
Fang Gang thought for a while: "This really shouldn't be, let alone offending the Yin Spirit, even if a man who forces others to have an abortion, there will be some Yin Qi on his body." Is there really a person in the world who is reincarnated with a broomstick? ”
I laughed: "I really don't believe this, is there any other way to explain this?" ”
Fang Gang thought for a moment: "I can teach you a method, as long as you do enough tricks in the early stage, you can easily try it out." But there's no money to be made of this kind of thing, so you shouldn't waste your time. I hurriedly asked him what method he had, and the guy began to train me again: "Why are you more excited than anything else when it comes to the fact that you don't have any money to make?" It seems that you will not be a multimillionaire in this life! ”
I said I hadn't really thought that much, and that it would be nice to be a millionaire, but that goal wasn't there yet. Fang Gang told me: "Money is inexhaustible, and the poor are also pitiful, when you have too much money to spend the day, how about going back and opening a shop dedicated to wiping the butts of people wearing Buddha cards when they have accidents?" I laughed and said it was possible.
Sitting in the Buddhist card shop, I thought about the method that Fang Gang's buddy had taught me on the phone just now, and I thought I could still try it. Although it is not an act of making money, it cannot be said to be completely superfluous, at least I can try to find out what caused the situation that happened to Mr. Guan.
After a few days, Mr. Kwan has not contacted me again, and it seems that he has no interest in Thai amulets anymore. I sent him a text message and asked him if he would be able to use the QQ software. Now is the Internet era, many QQ users are no longer young people, even my retired aunt upstairs will use QQ every day to follow the video of her little grandson who goes to school in other places. Mr. Kwan is in his 40s, and although he is not a young man, he probably will.
Mr. Guan replied: "A few years ago, when I was a business manager, I would use QQ to contact customers, but in the past two years, because of bad luck, I have worked as a temporary worker, so I can't use QQ anymore. And in the past few years, the family conditions have not been good, the computer has also been sold, and the mobile phone is also an ordinary Nokia antique machine, which cannot be installed with QQ software. ”
I said, "I would like to send you some information, which I have seen and heard in the past two years when I was doing the amulet card business in Thailand. ”
"Then you send me your email first, I haven't logged in for a long time, and I can go to the Internet café to see it if I have time." Mr. Kwan replied. I advised him to buy a smartphone that could read e-books, and the old one would do the same, so that he could watch it at any time. Mr. Guan said: "My nephew just changed the new mobile phone a while ago, and it seems to be a smart color screen machine with a Symbian system before, and he wanted to give it to me, but I couldn't use it when I thought about it, so I didn't ask for it." After a while, I called him and asked if his phone was still there, and if he was, he would come. ”
The next afternoon, my mobile phone QQ rang, it was a newly applied unfamiliar number, claiming to be Mr. Guan. I'm very happy, it seems that he is quite fast, not only to come to the phone, but also to apply for a new QQ number. At that time, when I opened a Taobao store, I would write introductory text on each product page, among which there were many celebrities wearing Buddhist cards and even inviting ghosts. In addition, there are many changes that have occurred after people have asked for the Buddha card, some of which are the materials provided to me by Fang Gang and others, and there are also cases that I have encountered, as well as the Buddha card and the pictures sent to me by the wearer. Of course, I always pick those that don't happen, and even if something happens in the future, I deliberately hide it.
I saved all these graphic materials in documents, and now I have sent them to Mr. Guan through QQ, so that he can read them as e-books on his mobile phone.
Half an hour later, Mr. Guan texted me and asked, "I just took a 20-minute break in the mall and took the time to read a few stories you posted, is this all true?" ”
I replied, "Of course it's true, I've encountered too many of these kinds of things in the past two years, and the Buddha card is not like a Chinese Guanyin Maitreya like a jade pendant, that thing can only keep a safe one at most." And the Thai Buddha effect is much more domineering, you only watch a small part, and there are very supernatural videos, do you want to watch it? ”