Chapter 440: Teach Xu Immortal to Cultivate
Letting the tiger demon go, Xiao Yu's eyes turned and fell on the rest of the little demons, and he muttered:
"As for you ......"
All the demons trembled together, for fear of hearing something like "see that you are unhappy, cut off your limbs first", the sky is pitiful, I just came to hold a field and support the faΓ§ade, how did I fall into such a field?
Xiao Yu's eyes swept over and fell on a rabbit demon, this rabbit-eared demon was petite, wearing a white dress, a pair of jade rabbits on his chest were quite plump, and the appearance of holding his head and squatting was extremely cute, Xiao Yu couldn't help but look at it twice. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Who knew that the rabbit demon actually trembled and said:
"IβI already have a husband! Youβeven if you get my body, you can't get my heart! β
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Her loyalty was so unswerving that people were so moved that they almost cried.
However, Xiao Yu said, I'm a villain, who cares where your heart is, what I want is your body, and a woman's heart is responsible for it.
Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows and asked curiously, "So your husband is there?" β
The little rabbit demon trembled, only thinking that Xiao Yu was going to kill her husband first, but he suddenly trembled like a plague chicken, and finally gritted his teeth and hit the tree.
Boom!
The last breath didn't come up, and his eyes rolled back and he fainted.
it! In ancient times, there were farmers who waited for rabbits, but today they are alive.
The other little demons were stunned, and they didn't dare to come out, and they sat up one by one, sweeping the toad Daoist with their afterglow.
Cold sweat trickled down the head of the toad Daoist, and he was anxious, the little brother was watching from the side, if he didn't say a word, how could he have the face to gain a foothold in the demon world in the future?
So the thing gritted his teeth, mung bean's little eyes rolled around, and said cautiously:
"Childe, don't embarrass the little rabbit......"
Xiao Yu shook his head, "I'm not unreasonable, so naturally I won't make a move on a weak woman." β
"Old man is benevolent ......"
The toad Daoist who secretly wiped his sweat clean hurriedly shouted, he couldn't do it if he didn't shout. I have the impression that the human race is all bad people, and I say that I don't care, but there are more people who stab knives behind their backs.
His eyes swept from side to side, and he said in a low voice:
"I have a few fox girls in the world, all of them are alluring people, if the lord wants it, I will definitely tie them up...... Ahem, please come and visit. β
The little senior sister suddenly looked at her with unkind eyes.
This thing was unconscious, and saw Xiao Yu tugging at the corners of his mouth, as if he was intent on moving, and the toad Daoist was slightly happy in his heart, what does it mean if he doesn't speak? It's obviously a default, thin-skinned, everyone understands, where is it like our demon, when we see the satisfied, we directly knock out the big stick and drag it home......
"Isn't the old man afraid that his body can't bear it? That's okay, Xiaodao I have the Danfang handed down by Puzi in my hand, including your dragon spirit and tiger fierceness, and the ten girls of the night emperor are still golden guns......"
"Ahem!" Xiao Yu coughed dryly.
"Hey, isn't your throat uncomfortable? It's okay, I have a phlegm and cough relief rune here...... Oops! β
The little senior sister walked over and said with a smile like a flower: "Go on, I'll listen." β
"Let's be reasonable, don't do it, don't do it!"
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The next day, Xu Xian finally woke up.
He groaned, only to feel a splitting headache, his mouth was dry, and he couldn't help but grab the cup next to him and pour a mouthful full of tea, and the warm tea gushed through his throat, and then he came to his senses slightly.
"Awake?" Xiao Yu spoke.
"Well, it's just that my head hurts......" Xu Xian responded, with a hint of surprise on his face, "Hey, why is Brother Xiao here?" β
Xiao Yu shook his head and asked, "Do you remember what happened yesterday?" β
"Yesterday ......" Xu Xian stroked his forehead and began to recall, his eyes took a while before he returned to clarity, "I remembered...... Yesterday from the peace hall after saying goodbye to the big shopkeeper, I wanted to go home early, so I took a shortcut, who knew that I met a chubby, small-eyed Taoist priest, he took a yellow talisman to me and patted it, I felt that the body did not obey the call, and then he took it, all the way out of Hangzhou......"
He said with a look of fear on his face, "Didn't I meet a kidnapper?" But I am neither a child nor a woman, so what is the use of abducting me? β
Xiao Yu pointed to the toad Taoist squatting by the door, "Is that fat, small-eyed Taoist priest you are talking about?" β
Xu Xian saw a fat Taoist priest squatting outside the door with a smile on his face, and couldn't help but be surprised, pointing to the toad Taoist and speaking:
"That's the fat man!"
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The heart of the toad Daoist is undoubtedly collapsed at the moment, what's wrong with being fat? I've eaten your rice, but I'm still drinking your water! Shut up, bastard.
Xiao Yu stood up, saluted, and said seriously:
"So that Brother Han Wen knows that the cause of yesterday's incident is still on me......"
said that the matter of the feud between the Qiu Wangfu and the Tiger Demon was repeated, and said:
"This fat Taoist priest happened to see me in the court to eliminate the disaster for you, and he felt that he couldn't deal with me, so he took you to threaten me, and I am very sorry that you suffered an unjustified disaster."
Xu Xian was surprised and surprised when he heard this, and hurriedly waved his hand and said:
"Now that this matter has passed, I don't want to mention it again, and Brother Xiao saved my life, this great favor is difficult to repay...... By the way, Brother Xiao is really a cultivator? β
"Of course." Xiao Yu nodded, "Now that it is peaceful today, humane and prosperous, there are already a lot of cultivators, Longhu Mountain, Kunlun Mountain, Penglai Pavilion, Emei Mountain, etc., wherever Zhong Lingyu is beautiful, there are cultivators." β
"Look at the Chinese." Xiao Yu raised his hand as he spoke, and the teacup in the corner flew up steadily, circling and flying in the air.
"It's really a fairy method." Xu Xian looked at the tea cup flying in the air, his expression was surprised, and there was a slight hint of envy in his tone.
The literary style of this world is already open, there are often sons and foxes in the market, soft rice and meat invite you to taste fresh dramas, talented and beautiful women, grievances, and ghost foxes on moonlit nights, which are already widely spread, and there are often Taoist monks walking through the streets and alleys, so although Xu Xian was surprised, he was not the slightest shock.
Who knew that the next moment, Xiao Yu suddenly said:
"Hanwen, I see that your heavenly court is full, your bones are amazing, I have a copy of Wuji Xuanqing Dao here, you take it to learn, and the task of saving the world will be handed over to you in the future."
"W-What?!" Xu Xian's eyes widened, only to feel that his heart was pounding, and his voice trembled slightly.
"This time, I always feel that I can't help but let you go," Xiao Yu smiled and said, "So I plan to pass on a Taoist method to defend yourself." β
Xu Xian swallowed and foamed, struggle flashed in his eyes, "Brother Xiao is willing to teach me the Tao, I am natural, naturally I am...... But if preaching my way will violate the rules, then forget it. β
Xiao Yu smiled and said: "Don't worry, I have my own sense of proportion and will not mess around." β
The White Lady is the White Snake who has attained the Tao, in the final analysis, it is still the path of demon cultivation, and it is not suitable for the cultivation of the human race, just like a car needs gasoline to run, you have to pour rapeseed oil into it, and the result is either a fryer or a fire.
When he returned to the city yesterday, Xiao Yu discussed his future plans with the White Lady, originally the White Lady meant to cast a spell to seal Xu Xian's memory, but Xiao Yu detailed the pros and cons, and there was today's scene.
After the joy, Xu Xian said with some trepidation:
"I'm more than 20 years old this year, and now I'm cultivating, will it be too late?"
"It's not a big deal, before the Buddha became a Buddha, he sat under the Bodhi tree all day long, what are you worried about."
"In addition, it doesn't matter if the qualifications are poor, the key is to be patient, the sand falls into the mussels, and eventually it will become a pearl, as the so-called iron pestle grinds into a needle, and the daughter-in-law boils into a mother-in-law, the most important thing is persistence, and the emphasis is on participation."
Xu Xian nodded again and again and listened carefully.
What the? The son is silent, and the strange power is confused?
Mind my birds!
Lao Tzu is not even a showman, when he was poor and dying of hunger, why didn't he see Sage Kong come to my aid?
And the emperor has to sacrifice to the heavens and ancestors every year, and the incense of the land temple and the city god temple has never been less, if they are all fake, are others fools?
It's like every man will have a white horse and a green shirt, the dream of going to the end of the world with a sword, when a magnificent door that has never been touched opens in front of him, who can calmly refuse the temptation?
Maybe the unruly Yanagishita Megumi can, but Xu Xian obviously doesn't have that determination.
Xiao Yu handed a book of Taoist recipes to Xu Xian, "You take it and practice it first, if there is anything you don't understand, you can ask Bai Suzhen." β
"How would the White Maiden know?" Xu Xian was slightly stunned, and then his face changed slightly.
"Do you know the story of the Seven Fairies and the Cowherd?" Xiao Yu spread his hands and asked.
"Of course I know ......"
"It's good to know." Xiao Yu nodded, "Basically, you can think of yourself as a cowherd and the white lady as a seven fairies." β
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In the live broadcast room-
"The anchor is good."
"On the ultimate cultivation of the little white face."
"From now on, the task of saving the world is entrusted to you."
"The so-called existence is reasonable, if I saw an old man falling to the ground before, I would definitely go over to help, but now I will only touch my wallet, and then carefully detour, the reason why Xu Xian was scared to death by Xiaoqing is mainly because it is too sudden, and I can't accept it for a while, and when I get in touch with it slowly, I will naturally get used to it."
"To liven up the atmosphere, I tell jokes at the dinner table every night, but no one laughs. I thought it was because my jokes weren't funny, but later I found out that it was because I ate alone every day. β
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Meanwhile.
in another room.
Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing listened to the conversation between the two in their ears, and they were both relieved.
"Although the Chinese language qualification is mediocre and difficult to become a great road, it always has the effect of strengthening the body, and if I have more contact, the Chinese language will accept my identity one day...... I have to thank Xiao Gongzi. β
Xiaoqing pouted and said:
"That guy is just moving his mouth, I can do it!"
The white lady glanced at her with a smile and said:
"Why do I think you're so fond of him?"
"Why!" Xiaoqing shouted aggrieved.
"Don't you run to him every day?"
"How can that be counted!" Xiaoqing argued, "I'm just going to eat big households!" β
The two laughed like this, and after a while, Bai Suzhen sighed slightly and said:
"Xiao Gongzi is extremely mysterious, I have just used the turtle bone to calculate, and his origin is foggy...... We're not all the way, don't get too trapped. β
"So it's not at all." Xiaoqing hugged her arm and coquettishly, "This girl has finally transformed into a shape, she just wants to eat well, drink well, and play well, these human races are similar to the moles and sparrows that I used to eat in my eyes, where can I have other ideas?" β
"I'm relieved that you can think so." Bai Suzhen was in a good mood, and it was rare to be naughty, and she reached out to pinch Xiaoqing's Qiong nose.
The cheerful and crisp laughter of the two sisters spread far and wide. (To be continued.) )