Chapter 35: Chinese Dumplings
The centaur stood up and looked at the five Kyles carefully, sometimes shaking their heads, sometimes nodding, sometimes mocking, sometimes sneering. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Who are you?" Kyle thought to himself that since he was already a fish on the chopping block, he might as well be dead.
"Haha, do you think I look like a human? I'm a gentle and elegant man! Centaur said with a smile.
The more nervous you are, the more you want to cover it up with calmness, and the more you care, the more indifferent it is. From the tone of the centaur, I knew that it was very nervous at this time, and wanted to deliberately use maturity and sophistication to hide its immaturity. It seems that its IQ is indeed a child of twelve or thirteen years old. Yi San thought to himself.
"Centaurs, you know, in Greek mythology, there was a half-man, half-horse monster, with a human form above the waist and a steed below. They run fast, are highly skilled in martial arts, and although their appearance is strange and terrifying, they have a gentle and kind demeanor, and never harm humans. On the contrary, they often interact with humans, and people enjoy spending time with them. "Yi San wants to use words to induce people.
"I know, the legend of the Sagittarius constellation, I'm not from the Sagittarius sign, but they have visited the Earth." The centaur looked at Yi San blankly, as if he was recalling something, but he didn't accept Yi San's temptation.
"Yi San, it's all said, don't talk nonsense, the centaur is a humanoid above the waist, and the following is a horse. Such a horse is fast, strong in martial arts, gentle in behavior, and does not harm humans. Like it, it may be the opposite, lazy, rude, simple and rude, and specializes in deceiving humans. "James is agitated.
This method really worked, and the centaur slammed James with a fist, and his teeth flew out with blood and foam, and half of James's face was swollen.
"Is it that simple and crude?" The centaurs were clearly angry.
"Don't talk nonsense with you, who are you? Why should you come here? The centaur put on a serious expression.
"We ...... Plain...... Plain...... Road...... Do you believe it when you pass by? James snatched Kyle's words, his face ached but he couldn't cover it with his hands, and said with a slurred mouth.
"You think I'm a three-year-old, you pass by with so much gear?" The centaur pointed to their backpack.
This is obviously a child's behavior, and Kyle hints to Wang Xiaoming that this centaur is not capable of being defeated, but he can definitely outwit him.
"We belong to the army of the underground city, and we have been short of water recently, so we came out to look for water, but when we fell into a deep pit at the top of the mountain, there were pythons, poisonous spiders, and marching ants, and then we ran and ran and came here." Kyle doesn't know where the centaurs stand, so he lies.
"Hey, those ants are disgusting. It makes me feel uneasy every night when I go to admire the moon. When the centaurs heard the words marching ants, they immediately believed Kyle.
"Hmm...... You really have ...... Leisure...... Elegant, uh...... Not...... Why don't you kill people and set fire to the moon? James had a toothache and wanted to talk to relieve it.
"Shut up." The centaur said and slapped it again.
Because when the centaur talked about admiring the moon just now, he inadvertently showed childishness, and he was worried that he would be discovered by Kyle, so he immediately became fierce and wanted to hide his immature thinking. However, this makes the naivety of the centaurs more obvious. Just pity James.
James can no longer cover it with his hands, because at this time, in James's opinion, both sides of his face seem to be covered by two huge cotton gloves, and they are cotton gloves soaked in finger peppers, which are hot and painful.
Kyle held back a smile and said respectfully to the centaurs: "Brother centaurs, we really came to find water, if you don't believe us, you let us go, and we'll go find water for you." ā
Yi San and Wang Xiaoming's faces are full of black lines, this kind of broken reason, even if you make it up, you have to make it up better. Even Eve's eyes widened speechlessly, and she almost burst out laughing.
However, what they didn't expect was that this centaur would think about it carefully.
Yi San and Wang Xiaoming looked at Kyle incredulously, and said in their hearts, "You can't even cheat this kind of broken reason, right?" ā
"Of course!" That's probably what Kyle meant when he gave Yi San.
"Okay, I promise you." Centaur thought about it and readily agreed to Kyle's request.
James whimpered and shouted, not knowing whether to cry or laugh, saliva and blood flowed all over the ground.
"Wait, you said you were looking for water, how do you prove it?" Centaur suddenly thought.
"If you don't believe me, I have a map in my backpack with some markings on it, and you will know it when you look at it." Wang Xiaoming moved his shoulders and signaled that the map was in his bag.
Obviously, the centaur believed Wang Xiaoming's words, and then lowered his head and thought about it.
The centaur looked at Wang Xiaoming and believed him without going through his backpack, this centaur is too easy to deceive, this three-meter-tall centaur is too cute. Eve also wanted to say a word to the centaurs at this time.
"I'm going to die, but I really want to eat grilled chicken wings, fried dumplings, salmon sushi, curry rice...... "Eve specially ordered the delicacies of various countries.
Sure enough, the corners of Renma's mouth twitched unconsciously when he heard the fried dumplings, but how could he hide from old foxes like Kyle and Wang Xiaoming.
"Dumplings can be regarded as traditional Chinese food, I tell you, this Yi San is Chinese. He must have eaten quite a few dumplings. Ask him and let him tell you what the dumplings taste. Wang Xiaoming said with Eve.
Yi San understood and swallowed his saliva, "This dumpling is one of the traditional delicacies of our Chinese nation, every Chinese New Year's Festival, every household will eat it, and when it comes to this dumpling, you have to pay attention to it." The dumpling skin is made of rice flour, and the filling can be meat or vegetarian, sweet or salty, and can be steamed, branded, fried, fried and cooked. Meat stuffing includes three fresh, shrimp, crab roe, sea cucumber, fish, chicken, pork, beef, mutton, etc., and vegetarian stuffing is divided into assorted vegetarian filling, ordinary vegetarian filling......"
"I like leek stuffing." James shouted indistinctly.
"I hate leeks the most." As soon as the centaur punched over, James's nose immediately became bruised, and the nosebleed on the left side of the nose reached the corner of his mouth, mixed with saliva, and his whole face was a bitter melon.
"If I talk again, I'll be a ......," James interrupted before he could finish the word.
The centaur came over with another punch, "Don't make a noise. ā
Blood also flowed from James' right nose. There is no intact piece of skin on the entire face. James wanted to bury his head in his chest and cry, but the shoulder pads on his shoulder clothes hit James's face, and he burst into tears and cried in pain.
Centaur doesn't care so much now, looking at Yi San, I want him to continue.
Yi San and Kyle will understand, this centaur seems to have taken the bait.
"Dumplings are characterized by thin skin and tender filling, delicious taste, unique shape, dumplings. There are many famous dumplings from all over China, such as shrimp dumplings made of flour in Guangdong, pot sticker dumplings in Shanghai, steamed dumplings with crab roe in Yangzhou, soup dumplings in Shandong, Laobian dumplings in Shenyang, and Zhongshui dumplings in Sichuan. First bite off half of the hot soup dumplings with thin skin and thick filling, let the hot soup squirm and roll in the mouth and then chew and swallow, that feeling, that taste, the remaining half, take the side with the filling and dip some sauce, the sauce melts into the hot filling, and the last bite is put in the mouth, and the aftertaste is endless. Yi San swallowed his saliva unconsciously.
Not only are they people, Wang Xiaoming and Kyle are all excited about what Yi San said, thinking that if they can go back this time, they must go to the underground city to eat dumplings once.
Sure enough, the saliva of the centaurs dripped to the ground.
"Heat dissipation, heat dissipation." The centaur was embarrassed to stick out his tongue and swallow his saliva back.
This centaur may be an experimental subject of this base, combining the genes of the human and horse bodies, and may be very loyal, but the IQ can only reach this level at most, so the base can leave it to deal with some everyday things. It's not easy to rebel, but it should be possible to trick its trust. Kyle: They all think so.
"No, no, no, I'll go to the office to cook a bag of dumplings to eat first, and I'll come back later." The centaur opened the hatch and walked away.
That's how capricious people are!
"This? What's going on. Kyle and Wang Xiaoming looked at Yi San speechlessly.
Yi San put on an expression that was about me.
It's not as delicious as the dumplings you described, and it drove it away. Wang Xiaoming and Kyle gave Yi San a big contempt.
James buried his head and whined in pain.