Chapter 198: Cliché Life
I stood aside and didn't make a move, not because I was afraid of fighting, but I just felt that we had seen the world before, and I lost my share by fighting with a group of Xiaoga beans.
Jiang Shishi and Xu Yixin also ran out.
Jiang Shishi took my arm, glared at the beaten boys and scolded: "I don't know where the little kid came from, isn't this begging?" ”
I laughed: "What's wrong, isn't it a bit of an old grass being gnawed by a young cow?" ”
I swear, I really said this casually, I don't know what's going on, I have always been a very tall image in the past, how come I will make a lewd image of a sullen man when I meet Jiang Shishi, could it be that I am sullen in my bones, but I haven't met someone who let me release my sullen temperament?
His uncle's!
Jiang Shishi grabbed the fine flesh on my waist and twisted it in a circle, which made me grin in pain, and my face began to tremble.
"Are you in arrears? You're going to have to give me an explanation today. ”
I was stunned for a moment, and said with a bitter face: "What do you say?" ”
A blush appeared on Jiang Shishi's tender little face: "How long has it been, and you haven't given me an answer." ”
I was dumbfounded for a while, and asked very curiously, "What is the reply?" What's the matter? ”
Jiang Shishi suddenly glared and said angrily: "Hmph, why are you so annoying? Ignore you. ”
I scratched my head and said to myself, where the hell is this? How can you speak with leapfrog thinking? What the hell is annoying about me?
Xu Yixin quietly came to my ear and said: "The girl said that it was annoying, that means that she likes you, you can't understand this?" ”
I'll go!
It turns out that they are all talking back, huh? No wonder I can't understand how I listen to my rectum.
I once suspected that I had a brain cramp, but at this moment, I actually said: "That Shishi, you just scolded that kid for being a hooligan, do you like him?" ”
Well, I know I said the wrong thing, but who hasn't said the wrong thing, who hasn't been young and frivolous?
Life is such an embarrassing moment, sometimes maybe it's just a casual mouth, there is no intention, or maybe I inadvertently revealed the true thoughts in my heart, well, in fact, this sentence means, Ma Ma Oh, why do I feel that my words are full of flirtation?
Taizu said that falling in love without the purpose of marriage is a hooligan, and I feel like I'm playing hooligan myself!
Especially when I saw Jiang Shishi's resentful and angry eyes, I completely regretted it.
This look makes me more uncomfortable than twisting me twice and slapping me twice!
I was silent for a moment, quietly retreating under Jiang Shishi's angry eyes, I swear I have never been so wolf in my life.
Even in front of the hell ghosts, in front of Mu Xiaoxiao, and even in front of Lao Mu, I have a kind of confidence to move forward without hesitation.
But under Jiang Shishi's resentful eyes, I was defeated, and I was completely defeated, like an army that had lost a battle, fleeing from the wind, and could not form an army.
Seeing that I had retreated into the five-on-three battle group, I felt a crooked step under my feet, and a cry broke my embarrassment in time.
"Don't fight, don't fight, woo woo woo ......"
Why are you still crying?
As soon as I turned my head, I realized that I had stepped on the palm of a person, and it was actually the blue-haired hand.
This kid will be lying on the ground, his nose is blue and his face is swollen, and his blue hair is pulled like a pile of weeds.
As soon as I raised my hand, Nobita, Zhu Yiqun and Dai Xiao stopped at the same time, three to five, Nobita is the main force, but there are no fewer fists on his body, and there are also footprints, but this guy has also wrestled with hell ghosts, and the master who has torn with Mu Xiaoxiaodan, the murderous aura on his body is by no means comparable to these few little pot friends with dyed hair.
Zhu Yiqun and Dai Xiao also had different injuries on their bodies, and they looked a little wolf, but they were absolutely fine.
Those five little pot friends are miserable, either the corners of their mouths are cracked, or the corners of their eyes are broken, and the little blood is flowing out, crying and urinating one by one, and Titus is aggrieved.
I lamented in my heart, you tell me about your good time, why don't you learn something? What kind of guzheng, pipa, zhongruan, table tennis, football, basketball, painting and the like, how many good things can be learned, you don't want to learn, you have to learn what kind of old boy pretend to be the boss, now it's okay, get beaten, right?
I was in a hurry to leave, and I didn't bother to break with them, and waved my hand: "Get out, don't stick your nose in the green onion in the future, this world is yours and ours, but in the final analysis, it's still yours, but it still belongs to us now." ”
I myself think I'm quite talented, and I can teach people to make a whole piece of Taizu's legacy, look at this sense of logic, how strong.
The blue hair didn't seem to be convinced, and scolded: "My cousin is a well-known male master in the county No. 1 Middle School, rich and people have status, you have a kind of wait not to run, I call the male master to come, and I will destroy you in seconds." ”
Burst!
Before I could vomit, Nobita behind me squirted out and opened his mouth to say something.
I glared at Nobita, stopped him from spitting out, and turned to ask Blue Fur, "What are you talking about?" Who is your cousin? Xiongye, which Xiongye? ”
Lan Mao pulled his hand back from under my feet tremblingly, and shouted arrogantly: "There are still a few male masters in the county No. 1 Middle School, of course, they live in the dormitory of the third year of high school in the first year of high school, and they spit out the teacher at the school assembly. ”
The blue fur was still talking boastfully: "How is it! I'm scared! I advise a few of you, hurry up and apologize to Brother Lanmao, mix with me in the future, tell you, follow me, make sure you eat and drink spicy food, no one on this street dares to bully you. ”
Belch! I was stunned, and my eyes changed when I turned my head to look at Nobita: "Master, I didn't expect your old man to have such a domineering nickname, and the little one will give you one?" ”
Nobita couldn't help but laugh: "I really don't know him." We grew up from childhood to adulthood, don't you know how many relatives I have in my family? Where was a cousin born? ”
I sneered, "That's not for sure, you forgot that you also had an aunt who suddenly appeared, and it wouldn't be a big deal to have one more cousin." The glorious tradition of your old Gan family! ”
Nobita said goodbye to me, and his heart was also weak, and he kicked the blue hair on his heel again, pointed to his nose and asked, "Do you know me?" ”
Blue Fur was kicked and fell to the ground: "Rough, do you want to die?" Brother, I have brought out the male master, do you still dare to do it with me? I know you, who are you? ”
Nobita was completely speechless, reached out and took out his mobile phone, and stretched out in front of the blue hair: "Call your cousin Xiongye, you can't call him tonight, Xiong...... Master, I'll cut your cock. ”
I leaned back with a smile and patted Nobita on the shoulder: "Come on, you can play by yourself, I'll go back to school." ”
Nobita glanced at me worriedly: "I'll accompany you?" ”
I waved my hand, and Nobita's incident was like a small episode in my life, which made my mood better for no reason.
This is life, full of drama, full of all kinds of clichés, Dot Coke.
For a moment, I suddenly felt that I was full of pride.
Isn't it just a corpse? Taizu once said that all the demons and monsters are paper tigers! R1148