Chapter 3 Hades is so good that little ghosts are difficult

As a post-80s generation, Ren Song naturally doesn't know anything about the land of Chenghuang and the Yin Division of the Underworld, although he also heard some ghost stories from his grandmother when he was a child, but he has long forgotten most of them, so he didn't pay attention to the two ghosts just now when they said that they were from Ludong, until Uncle Song was surprised when he heard that he was a local, which made him feel a little wrong.

Looking up, I saw the old man looking at him with a strange face, and it took a long time before he said suspiciously: "No, although my old man doesn't understand much, but I have also heard that this city god is similar to the officials in the past, the county god is in charge of a county, the state city god is in charge of a government, and only the capital city god of Nanjing and Beijing is in charge of the whole country." There is only a state city god in Daozhou, and even Ludong Province can't manage it, how can you go to Luozhong to arrest people? He said as he looked at the Soul Catcher token that hung on the door frame.

Hearing what Old Man Song said, Ren Song vaguely remembered that his grandmother had said this before, and couldn't help but wonder: "Could it be ...... Did they catch the wrong one? Unexpectedly, the old man on the other side did not answer, but just twisted his eyebrows to look at the brand, he also turned his head to look, but saw that the sign was densely packed and crookedly engraved with a lot of words, but he didn't recognize any of them. Only the bottom row of words is green and shiny, which is very weird.

This cowardly person was looking impatiently, but saw that Uncle Song pointed to the bottom row of green words and said, "Are you called Ren Song?" Seeing that he nodded and replied: "A native of Luozhong City, Qinxi Province, twenty-four years old, born on April 15, 1980, died on April 15, 2004, his mother Ren Xiuzhi, and a younger sister named Ren Zhumei. ”

"Huh?" After listening to Uncle Song's words, Ren Song was lost for a while, and it seemed that the ghosts were not wrong at all. I never thought that my life would be so short, and I would return to the West before I was thirty years old, and I didn't even have a serious girlfriend! I looked at the token for a while unwillingly, but unfortunately I couldn't understand any of the words on it, so I helplessly pointed to the row of strange words that emitted green light and asked, "Uncle, are these strange words of green light written by me?" ”

"Green light? What green light? Uncle Song on the other side was very surprised, but then he thought of something, looked Ren Song up and down a few times, his eyes were full of doubts, but he didn't say anything, only took out a pack of cigarettes from his arms, sent a circle to the people in Zhou, and handed Ren Song one again.

When he was alive, Ren Song had never been contaminated with these things, but thinking that he was already dead, he simply indulged it. He took it casually, but saw that the old man took out a lighter and lit a cigarette, the fire was green, but it was a bit like a ghost fire, borrowed a fire from the old man Song, Ren Song lit his own cigarette, and saw that the cigarette butt was also green and shiny, but it was very different from the fireworks he saw when he was alive.

Imitate others and suck hard, only to feel that his mouth was full of peculiar smell, and his throat was even more hot, Ren Song couldn't help coughing loudly, and Uncle Song on the side slapped him on the back again and again, and said in his mouth: "Smoke slowly, be careful of getting drunk!" With the vibration on his back, the cowardly only felt that his whole body was getting more and more relaxed, and he couldn't help laughing: "Smoking will also get drunk?" ”

"Of course!" Old man Song said with a smile: "People who don't know how to smoke, if they smoke hard for the first time, they will feel light and fluttering all over their bodies, and they will feel a little dizzy and unstable on their feet, that is, they are drunk!" As he was talking, he saw Ren Song's body tilted to the side, and said with a smile: "I'm really drunk!" It doesn't matter, just sit down for a while. As he spoke, he helped Ren Song to his seat and sat down.

Ren Song only felt that his whole body was steaming at this time, and his heartbeat was like a drum, and it took a while to calm down, and he didn't know if it was because he was drunk, and his courage seemed to have grown a lot, not as restrained as usual, and he just wanted to talk to someone.

Turning his head and smiling at Old Man Song, he asked without words: "Uncle, what is the word on that sign, why don't I know any of them?" ”

But he heard the old man on the other side laugh and said: "That's the underworld, only the officials of the Yin Division or the people who summon spirits in the yang world can understand it." Speaking of this, he glanced at Ren Song and continued: "I didn't understand it originally, but my wife knows some things about Shinto and Shinto, and taught me some strange words back then." Hey, hey, hey......"

After laughing a few times, the old man's expression darkened, and he casually threw the cigarette butt in his hand out of the window, and said to himself: "Speaking of which, these things are also scourges, because she understands these things, she didn't survive for six or eight years, and she was criticized to death at the young age." Pity my three babies have become motherless children......" As soon as this remark came out, the old men and ladies next to them sighed, and you talked about the turbulent years of the year.

Ren Song smoked without a puff, only felt lazy, and had no interest in speaking, just listening to a group of old men and old ladies complaining.

"Bang", the car door opened, Li Hu and two ghosts appeared in front of the door, followed by a person, and the two of them were dressed in general, but the figure was very burly, a head taller than that Li Neng, when Ren Song looked at his face, but saw that this person only had one eye red and shining, but the other side was gloomy, it seems that this ghost is not only crooked neck, but also one-eyed dragon.

"Zhao Tou'er, thank you today, if it weren't for your help, brother, I'm afraid we wouldn't be able to go back to the fifth watch today!" Ren Song was looking interesting, but he saw Li Neng in front of the car door and said to the one-eyed ghost, and the partial Hu next to him also said: "Yes, thank you Zhao Touer today, I will come to our Daozhou when I have time in the future, and I will invite my brother to eat the famous grilled chicken in our place." ”

The ghost surnamed Zhao just laughed and said, "Let's go, don't miss the time!" Li Hu and the others thanked them again, and finally stuffed Zhao Touer with a few stacks of paper money before getting in the car and closing the door to sit.

The donkey cart started again, this time several times faster than before. Ren Song, who was sitting by the car window, saw the buildings on both sides retreating rapidly, but the ghost named Li Neng said with a smile: "You guys are lucky!" If it weren't for Zhao Tou'er's help, I am afraid that if I spend three times the money, I may not be able to go so neatly. ”

Bian Hu interrupted him and said: "Okay, don't talk so much nonsense, it cost 400,000 yuan to go out this time, there are a total of 20 of you, 18,000 per person, you can go out of the rest!" As he spoke, he pointed at Ren Song and continued: "I don't know what bad luck our brothers have had recently, for you as an envoy, I actually ran thousands of miles, thanks to our masters, there are nobles in their lives to take care of them, and we can finally go back before five o'clock, otherwise ......" Speaking of this, he suddenly changed his words and smiled at the coward: "So you have to be half more than others!" ”

"Why do you want to go back at five?" I don't know where the courage came from, Ren Song suddenly asked, and Li Neng on the side said coldly: "I haven't heard the king of Hades call you to die in the third watch, who dares to keep people until the fifth watch?" Stop gossiping and pay the money quickly! That partial Hu also shouted a few words. The two of them put away the money separately, and the old people were obviously very afraid of the two ghosts, and they took out colorful coins from their pockets and handed them to them.

"It turned out to be the Stygian Coin!" Ren Song, who was half-leaning and half-lying on the seat, finally saw the appearance of the banknote clearly, but it turned out to be no different from the underworld coins sold by the incense and candle shops, printed with the head of the King of Jizo or the King of Yama, and there were also Fengdu Bank, Hades Bank or something printed underneath, ranging from 1,000 to 10,000 tickets. I never thought that the tickets printed by those profiteers could really be used in the underworld, "I knew that I would have bought him in advance and put it for a few million!" The coward said with a look of regret.

Uncle Song next to him heard his words and smiled: "That's not a print in the yang world, even if you buy it, it's useless, this kind of money is said to be the embodiment of human affection, divided into loyalty, filial piety, etiquette, wisdom and faith, the best is the first-class loyalty money, the worst is the fifth-class letter money, and the underworld generally uses letter money." As he was talking, he heard a commotion from Li Hu Er's ghost, but it turned out that a well-dressed fat old man was whipped by two ghosts because he couldn't come up with the money, and Ren Song's scalp was numb.

As a ghost, he didn't know how to be tired and sleepy, so Li Hu Er's whip was thrown endlessly, and the old man on the ground had his clothes smashed, rolling around and wailing, and when the old Song saw it, he couldn't help frowning, and shouted loudly: "Don't fight, I'll go out for him." After that, he took out a golden ticket from his arms, and Ren Song sat on the side and saw it clearly, the banknote was not only different in color, but also printed with a very special pattern, like a national emblem. There are also a few small characters issued by the Chongning Hall printed below. The face value is binary.

I don't know why, when Lao Song took out the coin, Ren Song suddenly found that the old man's temperament had changed greatly, his expression was majestic, and he was awe-inspiring and unapproachable.

"Loyal money!" Hearing Old Man Song shouting and turning around, he shouted in surprise after seeing the paper money in his hand.

"What?" Hearing Biaohu's words, Li Neng also turned around and looked over, and when he saw the golden banknote, he was also taken aback: "Grandma's, it's really loyal money!" My mother, too! I haven't seen this in 20 years. He walked briskly and collected the paper. He looked the old Song up and down a few times, and then said: "If you can take this kind of money out, it seems that you are also loyal to the country, and no matter what, our brother will not accept your share of the road money." ”

Lao Song didn't say much when he heard this, he stepped forward and mixed up the old man who was still lying on the ground, and saw that he was covered in blood, and he was very miserable, so he helped him to go this way. Ren Song saw that the old man was fat, and Lao Song was a little struggling, so he hurriedly stepped forward and took a hand. When he helped the fat old man to his seat, he heard Uncle Song ask: "Seeing that you are a lot older, you are not like a lonely old man, even if you have poor popularity and can't receive letter money, why don't you even have filial piety money for your children?" ”。

The old man thought that he had been whipped by the leather whip, but his whole body was still trembling at this time, and he said tremblingly: "I don't know wow, when I got in the car, my sons and daughters were burning paper in the mourning hall, but there were few in hand!" I don't know what it is...... Alas! This time I'm guilty! As he spoke, he was already in tears.

Lao Song sighed when he heard this: "It seems that it is another group of disobedient and unfilial things, otherwise it would not be like this!" When the fat old man heard this, he cried again: "When I first got in the car, I heard the crooked neck say that as long as it was a hundred, I thought the money was enough, but who knew that they changed the hexagram ...... later" He said and glanced at Ren Song unconsciously.

"What!" Hearing the fat old man say this, Ren Song suddenly became uncomfortable, the straight-line distance from Daozhou to Luozhong is only a few hundred kilometers, and the fee has actually increased more than a dozen times, it is clear that these two ghosts took the opportunity to get stuck in the oil, and they also used themselves as an excuse.

He looked up and felt that everyone in the car, except for Uncle Song, looked at him with a faint complaint, even the fat old man just now. When he was fidgeting, he saw a huge slap handed to him, and Li Neng's thick voice sounded: "Boy, take the money!" ”

Putting his hand into the empty hospital gown pocket, looking at the tall and thin body of the ghost in front of him, the cowardly asked with a smile: "Have you collected the money and issued an invoice?" ”