It can be seen that Xu Xian has not been abused, but his cheeks are a little blue and his hair is a little messy. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Xiao Yu walked outside the prison and couldn't help laughing:

"Hanwen is unharmed."

"Don't laugh at me!"

Xu Xian seemed to have been greatly wronged, and his face was panicked and frightened: "Help me out." ”

"Let's talk about what the hell is going on." Xiao Yu spoke comfortably.

Seeing his acquaintance, Xu Xian was obviously relieved, and then vomited bitterness, "I took leave at noon today, and I was going to go home to have dinner with you, but who knew that as soon as I walked outside the door, I was arrested by two officials, saying that I killed someone...... God is pitiful, I usually don't even want to kill a chicken, how can I kill someone! ”

Xiao Yu groaned:

"I inquired just now, and it is said that Qian Xiucai died......

"Qian Xiucai?" Xu Xian sighed and said, "I know this person, I was working in Ping'an Hall this morning, and it happened that Qian Xiucai came to buy medicine alone, and the shopkeeper asked me to grab a pair of medicine for him, but that medicine is just an ordinary medicinal herb that nourishes yin and nourishes the kidneys, how can it be possible to eat a dead person?" ”

"Are you sure you didn't take it wrong?"

"Definitely yes!" Xu Xian shook his head resolutely, "I have been a buddy in Ping'an Hall for three years, and medicinal materials such as wolfberry and angelica will definitely not be mistaken, otherwise it is better to buy a piece of tofu and die head-on!" ”

said with a pleading on his face, "I was wronged, please ask Brother Xiao to save me!" ”

Before Xiao Yu could speak, someone next to him was already laughing:

"Don't talk nonsense, you kid, which one of you came in didn't have grievances? Unless you have the silver, it's useless to cut your throat. ”

This person was obviously a prisoner-level figure, and he was in a mood at the moment, and while drinking, he pointed to his fellow inmates in the east, and said:

"Did you see Zhang San'er? He lived in Houtang Alley not far away, and that morning he went to the street to buy vegetables, and unfortunately stepped on a bubble of dog feces! Stepping on this kind of thing will naturally make you shake your legs. ”

"But when he shook his legs, it happened that Feng Zhutou passed by, and the soaked dog feces was impartially pasted on the soft satin robe that Feng Zhutou had just bought, do you say wronged?"

"It's been two months before and after, and I've sent more than a dozen taels of silver, and I haven't gone out yet!"

“……”

Well, it can basically be summed up as a tragedy caused by a soak of dog feces......

As he spoke, he guided a dull-eyed man on the side, and said:

"This person's name is Wu Erlang, the second in line, there is only an old mother and eldest brother in the family, his eldest brother is lazy and lazy, idle, Erlang's wages for work, most of them were taken away by him to buy wine and play with women, that spring solstice, he made a meal of rice balls at home, Da Lang was greedy, ran to the kitchen to eat alone, but he choked in his throat and suffocated to death, and the government accused him of murdering his brother!"

"Are you wronged? Wronged! ”

Xiao Yu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said:

"Hanwen, don't worry, I'll go check the cause of Qian Xiucai's death first, and then make plans."

Xu Xian's eyes were full of tears: "This body is all thanks to Brother Xiao!" ”

"Take your hands away! Chilling! ”

……

The Yamen of the world is about the same, enter the door is a spacious lobby, face a painting in the middle, there is a sea cliff painted on it, holding a round of red sun, symbolizing the Haiyan River Qing, hanging a golden plaque, on the book: "honest and honest" four big characters.

It is only because of the scarcity of entertainment activities in ancient times that when encountering such a 'big event' as the county magistrate's trial, it is naturally bustling to come, and a group of rough men and mothers-in-law have already surrounded the yamen, making a noise like a vegetable market.

The white lady, Xiaoqing and the little senior sister were also veiled, standing in the crowd and watching.

Xiao Yu slowly opened the live broadcast room and adjusted the camera.

"Damn, what's going on?" The friends were immediately shocked.

"It's not that it's a long road, only the sword is the companion...... Phew, it's a hot summer, is it unintentional live broadcast? ”

"The man kneeling on the ground is familiar...... He didn't meow Xu Xian, who it was! ”

"Has the streamer finally given up his self-esteem and started to evolve into a scum bulldozer?"

"The king of the harem finally couldn't help but light up the butcher's knife, and Meng Xin trembled under the knife......"

"I'll just say, the white lady is such a gentle and lovely sister next door, of course she wants to receive it in the Crystal Palace!"

"Shut upstairs, we can still be friends if you don't speak."

"It is said that girls who are dirty are the cutest, how much is this? Why do I think the girls around me are all female hooligans, and they can drive faster than me! ”

“……”

Xiao Yu directly ignored the daily complaints of his friends, and said leisurely:

"Actually, it's Xu Xian's stall, well, it's still a big deal......"

"This matter is simple to say, it can be summed up in one sentence......" Xiao Yu blinked, the expression on his face was a little strange, "It's a story that can't be stopped at all." ”

Qian Xiucai has six out of fifty this year, and he has been taking the Xiucai exam for decades, but he has failed every time and again, and he has fallen off the list every year.

Seeing that his black hair had turned half-gray and half-white, and the young man had become a half-hundred-year-old, Qian Xiucai gradually put out his thoughts about the imperial examination, and set up a school in Hangzhou City, teaching some disciples to read and chatting to get by.

Half a month ago, his classmates and friends from his youth came to Hangzhou to play and invited him to the West Lake Painting Boat for a reunion.

When he arrived at the painting boat, Lao Xiu saw that his former classmates had all achieved fame, and thought that he had worked hard for decades, but he could only live in despair, and couldn't help but feel sad and cried bitterly.

"How can we solve our worries? Only Du Kang, only Du Kang, ......"

So he couldn't help but drink a few more glasses of sour wine, and when he was drunk and hazy, he hugged the maid who was drinking next to him and picked up a gun and got on the horse.

When I woke up the next day, I was shocked when I saw the woman next to me, and I was about to leave after giving money, but I was pulled by the maid, crying and pleading, saying that I was originally a good family and didn't want to spoil myself here, so I committed myself to him, hoping that he could take him away.

Qian Xiucai's former friend laughed when he heard this, so he paid for him to ransom him and send him home.

Well, so far, so much is normal.

Although the Song Dynasty was not as elegant and noble as the Wei and Jin dynasties' "bare-chested, bare-chested, catching lice and drinking", it also paid attention to the elegance of the literati.

It's a pity that Qian Xiucai has a fierce woman in his family, who was a small jasper when he was young, and when he was older, he was famous as the Hedong Lion.

It's just that Qian Xiucai is also a person who is afraid of the inside, basically belongs to the kind of daughter-in-law who stares at her eyes and trembles on her legs for a long time, although she married the concubine back home, she didn't dare to touch her head.

But such a delicate little beauty is under his nose, looking at it and not eating, he is anxious, anxious like an ant on a hot pot.

Finally waited for the eldest lady in the family to go to the incense to repay the vows, Lao Xiu finally waited for the opportunity, and rushed to the Ping'an Hall to buy a pair of aphrodisiacs as soon as the morning dawned, ready to take advantage of the absence of the fierce woman to fight with the delicate little lady for 300 rounds, and enjoy the joy of fish and water......

There's nothing wrong with this, Master Confucius has said that the way of humanity is the principle of heaven and earth, although it is a bit embarrassing to do this for most of the day, it is nothing if it is not discovered.

As a result, when Qian Xiucai turned into an old scalper and hummed on the begonia flowers, the suddenly returned home and roared outside the door, with a sound that shook in all directions:

"Where did the old thief die?!"

Lao Xiucai was already at a critical juncture, and he was so frightened that he fell for thousands of miles, and his whole body was convulsed as if he was shivering.

A man would have enjoyed a few seconds of bliss, but everything has to pay attention to a degree, just like no matter how delicious the dim sum is, it will regurgitate and vomit after eating, it is the same reason, but Qian Xiucai opened the floodgates, but failed to pull the switch, in one sentence to describe it is-

Can't stop!

The result is obvious, Qian Xiucai unfortunately went, and returned in a state of bliss in the world, as the so-called "peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic," presumably Qian Xiucai arrived in the underworld, and it is enough to boast of ten years and eight years.

However, the and the concubine were dumbfounded.

Can this be publicized?

Absolutely not.

Otherwise, tomorrow the whole city of Hangzhou will have to spread the news that "Lao Xiucai and Mei Jiao Niang will go to Wushan Yunyu and go to the Bliss Fairy", and within one day, it will definitely seize the front page headlines and win the daily news......

Other people will naturally be happy and laugh when they hear it, but the and concubines who are the parties will have no face, the children in the family will have no face, and even the ancestors will be ashamed!

At this time, an official errand passed by from the door, and the concubine was ashamed, anxious, aggrieved and helpless, only to feel a thousand pains in her heart, and couldn't help crying, and the official messenger naturally asked.

Originally, there was nothing to do, there were more men who picked up their wives and beat their children at home, and these officials just asked casually.

At this time, you can see the disadvantages of women's long hair and short knowledge, panic when encountering major events, no assertiveness, and it is easy to fall into passivity.

Who knew that the two people in the room were in a panic, and they couldn't say why they came for a long time.

The official became suspicious and was about to go in to check, but the panicked woman insisted that the man in the family had taken medicine and was poisoned......

Then Xu Xian was arrested.

At the head of the public hall sat a middle-aged man wearing a black gauze hat and a purple official robe, who raised his hand at this moment and patted the shocked wood, and asked awe-inspiringly:

"Whoever is in the hall, report your name!"

At first glance, this person looks quite official, with a square face, and seems to be a good official who is dedicated to the people and has clean sleeves...... Well, if he confiscated a hundred taels of silver from himself, Xiao Yu would really think so.

"Knock knock!"

The two rows of officials cooperated to beat the killing stick, and the bells sounded, if ordinary people who had never seen the world were frightened by this, they would not need to be punished, and their faces would be colorless.

Xu Xian knelt on the ground, his hair scattered, but he had already received Xiao Yu's prompt before, and his heart had settled down a little, and he replied:

"Grass people Xu Xian, I have seen the Qingtian master."

Zhang Zhixian hummed lightly, shook his hand to appeal, and said:

"Today, there is a woman, Qian Sun, who accused you of abusing medicinal materials and killing others, but is there such a thing?"

"The grass people are wronged!" (To be continued.) )