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The world of Journey to the West is very magical, just like Japanese comics speak Japanese all over the world, and the domestic anti-Japanese war drama Little Japan speaks Tianjin dialect, all of which go to foreign countries, and the streets and alleys all speak Mali's Tang official dialect.

At least communication is not a problem, but a more serious problem has emerged, among the group, only the blonde monkey-tailed Monkey King and the little white dragon with the first jade horn look different from ordinary people, and it is easy to attract the attention of others when walking on the road.

The ubiquitous strange gaze made Sun Wukong very irritable, but began to tease the people, his eyes narrowed, and the golden hoop stick was set on a young man who looked blatantly, the corners of his mouth curled, and he smiled and said: "Hey, stinky boy, what's so beautiful, do you want to try my grandson's stick?" ”

Tang Seng was about to tell Sun Wukong to pay attention, but Chu Ci spoke first: "Hey, monkey, can't you become a human?" It has to be so eye-catching. "Follow Tang Seng and his apprentices all the way, and as a result, he has gained countless strange sights, which is unbearable.

Chu Ci cut the queue domineeringly and joined the Journey to the West team, even Sun Wukong couldn't stop him, but it didn't mean that Sun Wukong had no opinion on Chu Ci and others, took back the golden hoop stick and let go of passers-by, and choked at Chu Ci: "Which eye do you see that I am a demon body?" ”

Chu Ci raised his head, golden monkey hair, and then glanced down, the slender monkey tail, his face was full of sneers, and he almost wrote, 'Lao Tzu is not blind, Lao Tzu can see it.' ’

Sun Wukong also sneered: "Do you know what my real body is? At the same time, he opened his mouth and motioned to Chu Ci to look at the little white dragon.

Chu Ci was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered, this... It seems like... Probably... Possible... It is really the incarnation of Sun Wukong and the little white dragon.

It's just that...

Chu Ci glanced at his own Wei Lan, cold and beautiful, tall and slender, without any racial characteristics, and then looked at Sun Wukong and Xiao Bailong, he didn't speak, but his eyes became very subtle.

"Why don't you want to fight!" Sun Wukong's head burst into green tendons, and he took out the thick and long ones to give Chu Ci an unforgettable pain.

Tang Seng stopped the hairy monkey with one hand, and put on a tight posture with the other: "Wukong, don't cause trouble, otherwise!" I rubbed my thumb and forefinger together.

"Ah~~" Sun Wukong's back was cold, he gasped, recalled the shameful feeling of being beaten and dominated by the hoop, and hurriedly snorted, put away the golden hoop stick and squatted with his head in his hands, and said weakly: "I know, just don't mess around." ”

Originally, seven or eight people walking together were particularly easy to attract the attention of others, but Sun Wukong reacted too strongly, and the result was even more arousing onlookers, and the three aunts and six mothers-in-law began to talk to each other.

"Ouch, I flirt in broad daylight..."

"The monk's suggestion and the monkey girl's reaction are really unusual..."

"Oops, it's been developed at first glance..."

"The world is going down..."

Chu Ci and the others took a few steps back without a trace, blending in with the crowd to avoid being treated as a gang.

Zhenhong raised her head, and her glutinous soft voice exuded the innocence of a child, as well as her unabashed mouth: "Master, master, is this called tuning/teaching play, I want to play too." ”

More eyes were on Chu Ci and the others, and when they saw that it was a seven or eight-year-old girl who was speaking, their eyes naturally showed a subtle change in looking at garbage.

"Shut up, or I'll send you to the Luna Tower."

Zhenhong hugged her head and squatted on defense, the young little Lori trembled, and her pitiful appearance was pitiful.

"What a pervert..."

"Yes, yes, even such a young child will not be spared..."

"Hey, is it a government hotline? I'm going to report to the police..."

Sadako's expression became very subtle, and the pale red cherry lips pursed a dangerous arc, and her eyes were slightly cold.

"Hey, don't make a mistake!" Chu Ci grabbed Sadako and hurriedly explained.

The scene was chaotic.

Just as the group was about to leave, they were suddenly stopped.

"Stay, several!"

A white-haired old man on crutches walked out of the crowd and looked at Tang Seng with earnest eyes: "Look at the words and plans of the monkey girl, you must have a lot of experience in subduing demons and eliminating demons, the old man has been haunted by monsters recently, if the elder takes the monster, even if he shares the family wealth with the elder, the old man is willing!" ”

Tang Seng said: "Monsters? ”

The old man warmly invited a few people: "In short, please go to the Humble House first." ”

Several people followed the old man to Gao Laozhuang and said a few polite words, and the old man Gao burst into tears: "Three years ago, we recruited a big man surnamed pig for our daughter Cuilan to be our son-in-law. At first he worked hard, and there was nothing wrong with it except that he had a big appetite. But who knew that he gradually revealed his original form, from his family to relatives, he touched all the people he was interested in, and even extended his claws to the old man..."

A few people raised their heads, glanced at the thin and wrinkled old man, and invariably floated a trace of admiration, this kind of guy is also interested, that monster is too heavy.

Sadako and Veran covered their ears with a real red crimson: "Children are not allowed to listen to this. ”

Chu Ci even covered his face directly, needless to say, this 'Zhu Bajie' is 100% a magic version.

Old Uncle Gao sighed and continued: "... A year ago, he even used witchcraft to imprison Cuilan in the backyard and play with it! ”

"There is such a brazen monster, master, please be sure to hand this matter over to the white dragon, I must teach this shameless thing a good lesson!" The little white dragon's face turned red, and he was angry.

"Don't grab prey with Lao Sun, little white shoes!" Sun Wukong was unexpectedly ablaze, and his eyes were sharp.

The little white dragon said: "Monkey, why are you suddenly so upright? ”

"This monster is living so well every day, which makes Lao Sun very unhappy!"

The monster went out and didn't return, and several people decided to rescue Gao Cuilan first, there was only a big iron gate in the middle of the front and back yards, and the palm-sized iron lock was filled with copper juice, and there was a fire spell on it to avoid being burned.

"What, it's just this broken copper and iron, Lao Sun just needs to pound it casually, and it's done." The golden hoop rod knocked at will, directly smashing the iron lock, and the door shaft made a sour gur sound, slowly turning, "Look, it's open." ”

Uncle Gao was excited, rushed to the Chase room in the backyard, and slammed the door: "Cuilan!" Cuilan! Is it inside?! ”

In order to prevent accidents, Chu Ci forbade True Red Crimson to follow up, and he entered the Chase Room by himself, and sure enough...

A haggard flower-like girl hangs on the beam, that binding posture, tsk!

"Cuilan!"

"Daddy!"

Needless to say, Chu Ci popped out his fingers and cut the rope, so that the father and daughter of the old man Gao were reunited, hugging and crying.

Uncle Gao guiltily hugged Gao Cuilan: "Ahhh It's great that you're okay! ”

Chu Ci sneered, okay? I'm hehe!

Gao Cuilan sobbed: "Dad, Cuilan has been toyed with in every way..."

Uncle Gao burst into tears: "Dad too, woo woo~~"

Chu Ci was suddenly surprised!

"Hey, this room is just amazing!" Sun Wukong looked at the various props in the room and drooled with envy.

(To be continued.) )