Chapter 29: Yin and Yang People

When we got here, Uncle Trench Coat and I walked to the old house, after a small road, and many overgrown lots, we came to the old house not far away, Uncle Trench Coat said, "Give me your phone!" ”

I gave him my phone, and then I saw that the old walls were cracked and covered with moss.

The moss covers a particularly large area, and it is worth mentioning that their bodies exude one strong smell after another, which makes people almost feel the contents of their stomachs pouring out.

In addition, the area of this house is not completely clear now, but from its tall walls and the naked eye, it must have been very luxurious here, and before the liberation, there was such a house, and this lord was really rich at the beginning.

When I came to the moss, Uncle Trench Coat suddenly asked me again, "Have you ever played with a woman?" ”

"No, didn't you ask me before?"

"Well, that's good, I just wanted to make sure if you were a virgin, so you can pee on the moss now!"

What the? Why do you want me to do this? I couldn't help but ask Uncle Trench Coat, his tone was a little heavy, every time he asked me to do something I didn't know why, and he didn't tell me, even if it was a lie, he had to make it clear to me.

My voice is a little loud, fortunately no one hears it at all in the middle of nowhere here, otherwise someone would have pulled me away and said that I was disturbing public order, and the uncle in the trench coat didn't sell it when he saw me so angry: "Actually, only you can do this, the moss on this wall, afraid of the child's urine, is your kind of urine!" ”

In this way, Uncle Trench Coat didn't work on them, so I took off my pants and held it for a while before I peed on the moss, but I didn't know that the moss automatically cracked even bigger, as if it would move.

In nature, I have seen mimosas and man-eating flowers among plants that can move, so why can the moss in front of me move?

The moss that had cracked open slowly closed back on its own after a while, and it was unbelievable to see it for the first time.

Before I could pull up my trouser chain and walk behind me, Uncle Trench Coat, said, "This ancient mansion can't be entered for the time being!" ”

After saying that, Uncle Trench Coat looked around the room and led me to the west of the old house.

I'm really confused, what the hell does this trench coat uncle want to do? What kind of medicine is he selling in his gourd?

Then he said to me, "You go to the east, I'll go to the west, and we'll look for the toilets!" After ten minutes, whether you find it or not, you have to meet on the south side of the old mansion! Remembered? ”

I also want to ask Uncle Trench Coat why he is like this, the barren mountains and mountains here can almost be called rural areas, what kind of toilet are you looking for? Isn't it possible to solve it by standing on the side of the road?

I really couldn't figure out what he was thinking, and after a while, Uncle Trench Coat turned his head and walked to the west, and I also searched for about ten minutes in the east, and found that in the east road, in addition to planting some mulberry trees, there were only some ridges.

There are a few crows on the mulberry tree croaking at the moment, this animal I have seen before in Longhu Mountain, representing the meaning of bad luck.

Not long after, I walked in front of the door of the old house, and saw that the uncle in the windbreaker had not returned, so I looked at the moonlight, and saw that the decoration of this ancient house was quite magnificent, and the three-story small western-style building was very small when it was poor before the liberation.

On the four walls of the small western-style building, there were some creepers, hanging on the ground, and from a distance it looked like many women dragging their hair and crying in the night wind.

After a while, Uncle Trench Coat came back, I asked him why he was looking for a toilet, he didn't answer, and then pulled me to the north of the ancient house, there was a toilet here, I asked him why didn't he say to go to the west? How did I find this place in the north, he told me that he had just seen this place and walked by the way.

This public toilet, separate men and women, the men's side looks particularly simple, the walls are low, it is estimated to be less than 1.8 meters, if there is a man standing inside to pee, see many beautiful women walking outside, isn't it very hilarious?

Look at the women's toilet separated by a distance, this side is much more advanced, first of all, the wall is also tiled, and then the wall is very high, surrounded by some mulberry trees, the mulberry trees I saw just now have also grown here.

These two bathrooms are so different, how can this be? Probably Uncle Trench Coat also saw my surprise, he didn't explain, but said to me: "You go into the women's toilet to pee!" ”

Depend on! Say what? Let me do such a dirty thing, if it is known in the future that I Xie Fusheng has done such a thing, how can I face others!

I was directly angry, I said that this guy looks serious, why do you always ask me to help him do something shameless?

Because my voice was a little loud, Uncle Trench Coat hurriedly covered my mouth and asked me not to speak loudly, he told me: As long as you listen to him and pee in the women's toilet, you can enter the old house, otherwise it is impossible to go in!

I said you have to tell me why, and why don't you go?

He looked at the sky worriedly, sighed, and said, "If you don't hurry up, it is estimated that you will have to wait for tomorrow!" ”

"I sprinkled it on the moss just now, and now I have to rest for a while, isn't it, is it possible for a normal person to urinate so much? I'm not kidney-deficient. ”

Uncle Trench Coat said that if that's the case, then I'll come back tomorrow.

When I went back, I asked him why he didn't let him go, and he told me that there was a kind of disgust in that old house, which had to be broken with child urine, and if we didn't crack it, we would both become neither male nor female in the next two or three years! If this method of aversion to victory is strong, we may also have female physiological characteristics!

I was surprised and said, "Could it be that men menstruate?" ”

Uncle Trench Coat nodded, and said with a cautious expression: "Not bad!" ”

No way? The method of disgust and victory can't be on the moss on the wall of the old mansion just now, right?

"Yes, do you remember why that moss is so sassy?"

I shook my head, and at that time I felt that it was a feeling of being so powerful, so domineering, and it was almost out of the realm.

Because the moss had to be watered with urine every seven days, and it had to be discharged by a woman every time!

It's a bit disgusting to say this, but that's exactly what happened, I can't deny it, I can't say a word when I look at Uncle Trench Coat.

Uncle Trench Coat told me that this is not all, just under the manure tank of the women's toilet, there must be the body of the baby girl buried, and in this way you can increase the yin qi!

When he said this, I remembered what I saw just now about these two toilets, the special thing about the building is that the distance between the two toilets is a little far, because the yang energy of the male toilet is relatively strong, if it inadvertently breaks these yin energy, it will be wasted.

But you can also not repair the men's toilet, no, but if so, others will easily find that there is a problem with this toilet, in order to cover up all this, in the end a men's toilet was built, originally the men's and women's toilets were pasted together, and it would be convenient to clean up the feces, and now it is deliberately separated from the building, which should be in order to hide the body of the baby girl in the back.

Uncle Trench Coat should be right in his analysis, and then he told me: As long as you find a way to enter the women's toilet, and then pee, and wait for the aunt outside to irrigate the moss with your child's urine when the time comes, then the method of disgust in the old house will be broken!

I immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "That's a great plan!"

Who knew that Uncle Trench Coat actually sighed, and I asked him if he was glad to find a way to crack it? Why do you have to sigh instead, he told me that this kind of method of aversion to victory, that kind of mystical technique, not to mention the righteous people, even if they are on the sidelines, they don't dare to touch it, the only one who can touch this kind of aversion to victory, there is only one kind of person!

I woke up suddenly, "Is it a eunuch?" ”

Uncle Trench Coat nodded, and then he talked about some of the phenomena that occurred when I had a supper last time, and I asked him why he said this, and he explained what kind of existence is called Yin Yang Man.

He said that there are three kinds of yin and yang people, the first is to refer to the mutation of physiological organs, which is just a physical difference, metaphorically for some transgender people in Thailand.

Then the second is spiritual, that is to say, usually you see a big man, but his behavior and words and deeds are very much like a girl, and he speaks very softly, which means that his appearance and body are still men, but his heart is already a woman.

The last one is also the most powerful, this kind of person can change the appearance of men and women at any time, as well as organs, and then the voice will change at any time, so that you don't know if he is male or female.

At first, I couldn't believe that there were such people in the world, but combined with the physical situation that appeared when I had supper last time, I felt very reasonable, because my current situation, just like the second type of yin and yang people that Uncle Trench Coat said, why? At the beginning, you should remember that when I was eating supper, it was obviously a man's body, but my projection turned out to be from a woman!

That is, to prove that this method of disgust is specifically aimed at me, otherwise why is Uncle Trench Coat fine, but he has become this state of being a man not a man, a woman not a woman?

This proves that my soul now comes from a woman, and after understanding this, Uncle Trench Coat told me to come here on time tomorrow night, and then go to the women's bathroom to pee as he said, and then we can enter the ancient mansion.

So I drove him away in an Audi first, and when I was leaving, he took out a sunglasses from his gray suit and handed them to me, saying that they were useful when I went to the old house.

I wear it on my eyes, I feel so handsome, isn't this the sunglasses in the black super special police? It is the most masculine glasses.

I don't know what this sunglasses are for, when I put them on, I was surprised to find that there were some more things on the street that I had never seen before, and I was frightened to find that these sunglasses seemed to be ghosts, but the next second I was overturned by this speculation, because there were only some people passing by in front of me.

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