Chapter 7: Feasting on the Feast
Chen Lang looked at Zhang Xiaohu, who was lying on the wall and kept peeking at himself and others practicing, and couldn't help but show a lewd and smile on his face, he had been coming to Shaolin Temple for more than a month, and he had tea and light rice every day, and he couldn't get any oil and water, which had already made Chen Lang a little complaining, and seeing this scene, he had already affirmed that he could improve his food at night.
Sure enough, there was a dog barking right here, and then Chen Lang saw Zhang Xiaohu coming down from the wall.
The smile on Chen Lang's face became even bigger.
"Juehui, don't practice well, what's the fuss!"
Tan Zong's voice came from the side.
Tan Zong, who had just finished a set of mantis boxing, was about to see how his disciples were practicing, and this time he turned around and saw Chen Lang who was in a daze and kept smirking.
"Master, the disciple just accidentally wandered."
Scratching his bald head embarrassedly, Chen Lang began to practice again, but half of his mind had already flown to the picture of eating dog meat at night.
Seeing that Chen Lang had started practicing again, Tan Zong nodded and pointed out several mistakes in Chen Lang's boxing technique.
"You kid doesn't make so many mistakes when he practices every day, why are you a little absent-minded today."
After muttering a few words, Tan Zong went to check on the others.
After watching the master leave, Chen Lang couldn't help but spit out his tongue, he didn't want to, but the more he didn't think about it, the more he thought about it, now his mind was full of fragrant dog meat.
Zhang Xiaohu in the courtyard next door was not so lucky.
As soon as he set a trap to catch the flawless Ah Huang, the monk was attracted by the barking of dogs.
In desperation, he had no choice but to say that Ah Huang was hiding in the quilt, and then he pretended to sleep, which fooled the monk.
"Rotten wood can't be carved!"
The monk flicked his sleeves, shook his head and sighed and left.
After seeing that the monk had walked away, Zhang Xiaohu lifted the quilt, and then pointed to Ah Huang and said in the monk's tone.
"Gluttony, snooze, don't work, don't teach!"
But then Zhang Xiaohu was stupid, no matter how he called Ah Huang, he was motionless.
Finally, after thinking about it, Zhang Xiaohu had no choice but to get the dead Ah Huang out of the temple.
Hiding Ah Huang in a bucket, Xiaohu went out with a flat pole.
Originally, Xiaohu wanted to bury Ah Huang in Tallinn in Shaolin, but as soon as he arrived in Tallinn, he was discovered by two monks who were in charge of cleaning Tallinn.
"Tallinn is a resting place for powerful monks, you are not allowed to come in casually without the permission of the abbot, go quickly!"
If these two monks who cleaned up Tallinn knew that Zhang Xiaohu, the bear child, wanted to bury a dead dog in Tallinn, it would not be that the Tao would give the first Buddha to ascend to heaven and the second Buddha to go out of the body.
"Yes."
Zhang Xiaohu carried Ah Huang to the place where the water was carried and buried Ah Huang next to the stream.
Just after burying Ah Huang, Xiaohu thought about it again.
"Isn't it a pity to bury it?"
After Chen Lang practiced in the yard for an hour, he called it a day and went to lunch.
Wukong and the others saw that Chen Lang actually only ate half of the usual amount of food, and couldn't help but feel a little strange, what's wrong with the little junior brother?
"Senior brother, what's wrong with you?"
Wukong asked, sitting next to Chen Lang.
"Why did you eat half of your usual meal today, are you not feeling well?"
"That's right, junior brother, isn't the food in the room bad today?"
I tasted it in mid-air and took a bite of it, and I smacked my mouth twice.
"It's no different from usual."
Looking at it, his senior brothers looked like they cared about themselves, Chen Lang was very moved, and then he beckoned to call the senior brothers over and said in a low voice.
"I don't eat much at lunch because I have good food in the evening!"
"Good food?"
Sekong scratched his head, and then asked Sora, who was mainly in charge of the kitchen.
"Senior Brother Kong, what kind of food do you have at night?"
"Steamed buns, rice porridge, stewed cabbage, gone."
I was also very puzzled, I hadn't heard that the kitchen was going to improve the food at night, how did Juehui know.
Chen Lang smiled mysteriously.
"Don't say it, you can follow me when the time comes, and make sure you have a great feast!"
Seeing Chen Lang behaving like this, Wukong and the others didn't ask anything, but their hearts were still itchy, and they didn't know if what the little junior brother said was true, but at night, they knew what kind of medicine was sold in Senior Brother Juehui's gourd.
After lunch, Chen Lang and the others chopped wood, kicked their feet, and practiced sticks, and the afternoon passed quickly.
"Senior brother, let's talk about it this time, we're all waiting to feast!"
Chen Lang's group of senior brothers surrounded him again, and Senior Brother Wukong, who was anxious, was the first to ask.
"What are you boys muttering?"
At this time, Master Tanzong came over.
"Nothing, nothing・・・・・・"
Before Chen Lang could speak, his group of senior brothers hurriedly waved their hands and said.
Looking at this group of naughty boys, Tan Zong smiled and didn't blame them, after all, they were also at the age of playfulness.
"Have you seen this kid Xiaohu?"
"No, isn't he resting in his room?"
"Why didn't I see him, forget it, I'll look for it."
Saying that, Master Tanzong went to find Zhang Xiaohu.
After seeing the master leave, these senior brothers surrounded Chen Lang again.
"Don't make noise, don't make noise, let's follow Master to feast on it!"
Chen Lang said to the senior brothers.
"Really?"
"Don't talk nonsense, don't you know if you follow!"
Chen Lang secretly followed behind Master Tanzong as he spoke, and Chen Lang's senior brothers also quietly followed the footsteps to see how the little junior brother made them feast.
Zhang Xiaohu buried Ah Huang again and dug it out, and then he wasted an afternoon to put the dead Ah Huang on the grill.
Asking about the dog meat that kept exuding fragrance, Zhang Xiaohu couldn't help but move his index finger.
"I really smell the smell of dog meat, and the gods also jump over the wall!"
As he spoke, he didn't feel too hot, so he took a piece of dog meat and started eating.
Eating the dog meat in his mouth, Zhang Xiaohu couldn't help but think of Tan Zong and Chen Lang, the monks who took good care of him.
"It's a pity, the masters are all monks!"
Just as he had just finished saying this, Master Tanzong's voice came.
"Little Tiger?!"
Seeing Master Tanzong, Zhang Xiaohu immediately stood up in embarrassment, and the dog meat in his mouth was not swallowed, nor was he spit it out.
Tan Zong didn't mind, and stretched out his hand to let Xiaohu sit down again.
"You're weak, this thing... is good for you."
As he spoke, Master Tanzong also quietly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"And you are a layman, not to mention that outside the temple, the rules and precepts can't control you, eat!"
Looking at Tan Zong's constantly twisting thumb and index finger, Zhang Xiaohu suddenly understood that the master was also greedy, but he just couldn't wipe off his face.
So Zhang Xiaohu's eyes rolled, "Master, you've also eaten dog meat, right?" ”
"In my hometown, many people like to boil and eat old ginger, wolfberries, and black beans, which is a great tonic, but this is the first time you have seen this way of eating..."
"Master, for me, you are tired enough, and you should also make up for yourself!"
As he spoke, Zhang Xiaohu tore off a piece of dog meat and handed it to Master Tanzong.
"Since taking refuge in the Buddha, it is also a sin to think of it, and it is rare to have such a blessing."
Tan Zong said with a somewhat embarrassed smile.
"No one will come, let alone outside the temple, let's eat!"
Zhang Xiaohu couldn't help but stuff the dog meat into Tan Zong's hand.
Tan Zong looked around to see that there was no one, and when he opened his mouth and was about to bite down, a voice suddenly came out.
"Master!"
"Master!"
・・・・・・
I saw a group of monks turning their heads and coming to the front with tricks.
Chen Lang and the others had been following behind Tan Zong, and when they saw the roasted dog meat, they swallowed in unison.
If it weren't for Chen Lang to stop him, it is estimated that his greedy senior brothers would have run over a long time ago.
When they saw that Master Tanzong was about to eat, they couldn't hold back any longer, and they all rushed out one by one.
"Huh?!"
Tan Zong looked at the group of monks who suddenly appeared, and was immediately startled, and almost didn't throw the dog meat in his hand.
In the blink of an eye, Chen Lang and the others all gathered around.
"Master, over the years, we have been doing heavy work in the Shaolin Temple and eating porridge and water."
Wukong, who had the most detached temperament, said to Tanzong first.
"yes..."
"yes..."
The brothers and sisters in the back also echoed each other.
"Master, it's really tiring, it's rare to have such a big supplement..."
Chen Lang also took over the conversation and said.
"Hmm!"
Tan Zong snorted lightly, and stuffed the dog meat in his hand into Chen Lang's mouth, blocking his mouth.
As soon as they saw that the master had acquiesced, the group of monks immediately rushed up.
"Give me a piece..."
"I'm going to do it too..."
Chen Lang bit the dog meat in his mouth, tore off another piece of dog meat from the grill, and handed it to Master Tanzong with a cheap smile.
"Master, you eat too!"
Zhang Xiaohu watched from the sidelines and couldn't help laughing.
Tan Zong took the dog meat and said to Zhang Xiaohu.
"These apprentices of mine are all empty in times of crisis, and they are temporarily clinging to Buddha's feet, so naturally they will not be so sincere!"
As soon as Chen Lang heard his master's words, he immediately ran over.
"Master, it's not right for you to say that, as the so-called wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha stays in his heart, can you say that we are not sincere."
Hearing Chen Lang say this, his senior brothers also began to coax, "The little junior brother is right, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart!" ”
"Monks have a Buddha in their hearts, do more good deeds, and don't have to be rigid about small things, Master, are you right?"
Chen Lang ate with a mouth full of oil, and while he was still talking about Buddhism with Master Tanzong, it was really funny.
"You kid talks a lot, and you can't stop your mouth when you eat meat!"
Tan Zong laughed and scolded, and then started eating as well.
Hearing what Master said, these monks ate even more energetically.
The fasting rice that I eat in Shaolin every day, this time I can finally eat meat once, which makes Chen Lang and them very happy.
ps: I just got home today, and the update was three hours late, so I'm really sorry.
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