readx;?“ Good morning, my most loyal viewers! ”

Joao stood in front of the main camera, microphone in hand, and said in his infectious voice, "Today is Saturday, January 29, 2033, at 9:30 a.m. local time, and I'm reporting live from the small northern city of Seda, in the north of Zlie. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Everyone should have known this news for a long time, this is the third cooperation between the official and the alliance military in nine years and three months, and after the ceremony, there will be a joint military operation codenamed 'Storm Attack'. ”

Joao's image is projected on a 100-meter-high wall of light and shadow, looking radiant. Behind João were two teams of soldiers with high morale. In the sunlight, the epaulettes flashed with various weapons, and the resolute faces under the tactical helmets all showed full confidence......

But they are only in the background, and the close-up is only hastily skimmed, and then it turns back to Joao's unblemished face again.

"You must have felt that the Mediterranean wind was blowing from the west, warm and warm. The flag was flying, and the slogans of the soldiers were shaking the earth......" Joao extended the microphone behind him.

But at the moment, the commander did not give the order, so the soldiers still maintained the most basic silence. However, someone noticed Joao's movements and cheered twice, but the shouting was a bit abrupt and caused a burst of laughter.

"Oh, they're a little shy." João withdrew the microphone with ease, without any embarrassment, "Of course soldiers are shy, it's human nature because ...... Just as we predicted, they are about to meet their idol, our Holy Son, who is so handsome that he can eat with his face, but he has to rely on his strength to complete the killing of the incomparably powerful mutant zombies in Madeira, hold high the banner of justice, and bring infinite hope to our world - Wu Ming! "Hey||Words ||Grid can be viewed free of charge

With Joao's exaggerated long voice, the curtain under the wall of light and shadow opened, and the protagonist was followed by a supporting role.

Unlike Joao, Wu Ming was still a little embarrassed in his heart, because he felt that this appearance ceremony was too entertaining by that guy, and if it weren't for his repeated objections, he reluctantly resigned the gorgeous cloak made by Joao, and the whole atmosphere would have completely evolved into a farce.

However, the reaction of the soldiers was unexpected, the applause was like thunder, the whistle was sharp and piercing, and it really looked like welcoming the world's unparalleled star.

The overhead camera was buzzing to work, and the close-up on the projection wall became Wu Ming's face, and with it, João's commentary.

"Flawless!" "In my personal opinion," he exclaimed, "the words used to describe this face have not yet been produced in all the languages of this world, so I can only borrow the weak adjective 'perfect' for the time being." The brightest stars were eclipsed by the contrast of this face, and the guys who followed him were even more unlucky, looking like doglegs. ”

Joao's exaggerated explanation caused another burst of laughter among the soldiers, but the guy who had been probing his brain and trying to show his face with Wu Ming couldn't laugh.

"Damn, am I that dogleg?" Yaji gritted her teeth hatefully and whispered to Wu Ming, "This guy is clearly announcing his personal vendetta!" ”

"You have to be confident, Yaggie, it's definitely not you who he's talking about." Wu Ming comforted, "And he is deliberately improving my image now, just paving the way for the next small action." We all have to be careful not to be disturbed by him. ”

Sure enough, the show had just begun, and Joao cleverly called it off.

"Oh, I'm sorry, audience friends, I just received the news that this feat-like military parade is still missing a protagonist, and our official dignitaries are coming, and it will take about 5 minutes to arrive." He asked for the camera again, and at the same time made a helpless expression, "Actually, I should have expected that, judging from past performances, these big names will always arrive late, because thanks to them, there is no road in this world that is not congested with traffic - although he may have come by special plane." So, go ahead and don't walk away, we'll see you later. ”

In fact, as the general planner of this operation, it is possible that Joao does not know Guy? Minister Graça had not yet arrived, and it was all a deliberate choreography by him, because he knew very well what the audience liked to watch, and what kind of entertainment it would bring by playing tricks on the bureaucrats.

The camera stopped working temporarily, and the soldiers also relaxed a little, and began to talk to each other in the buzzing sound, and even several soldiers standing in the front row greeted Wu Ming from a distance, asking for a group photo, even if the non-commissioned officers were giving a solemn warning, the silence and seriousness of the team could no longer be maintained.

Wu Ming smiled and beckoned to the soldiers, but under Joao's strict restrictions, he could not get out of the circle at the moment, and could only wait to be at the mercy of others.

"Are you satisfied, dear Wu?" Joao took out a small mirror, and while touching up some foundation on his cheeks, he glanced at Wu Ming, "This is all for you, as I said, this scene will become more and more exciting the more it goes." ”

Wu Ming kept the smile on his face unchanged. "I'm satisfied, Mr. Joao." He said lightly, patting Joao on the shoulder vigorously, "It's just that your words are a little too exaggerated, and I'm worried that it won't do you any good." ”

There were already whispers from below, and judging by the expressions of several soldiers, they seemed to suspect that João, a well-known homosexual, had secretly developed a crush for the handsome Son.

"I don't care about my own good." João was unmoved, "All I care about is scandals. Believe me, I can definitely dig it out, no matter how well you hide it, under my planning, you will eventually be exposed in broad daylight. ”

"I can't wait to hear you say that." Wu Ming regained his position, kept a distance of two or three meters from Joao, and continued to look at the soldiers with a smile on his face, but in his heart he began to think about his next move.

Igur has not seen any action, but he has long stopped communicating with the two lieutenants, and it is estimated that a new plan of action has been prepared, and he will start implementing it as soon as the time comes.

As for the mysterious person who sent the signal, he still remained in a state of disappearing, and whether to see the opportunity to meet him as he requested, Wu Ming had not made up his mind until now.

Both aspects of the action are still hidden, Wu Ming can only brake statically at present, and see the situation clearly before making plans.

Within five minutes, Minister Guy had arrived.

The secretary who was with him had already relayed the contents of the live broadcast to the past, so that the minister's actions were much faster than before, but he still hid the unhappiness in his heart with great care, and still had an amiable smile on his face, after all, this event could have an extremely important impact on the outcome of his campaign, and he could not lose his grace in any way.

"Sorry, guys, I'm late." After confirming that the live broadcast had restarted, Guy Qiyu waved proudly, and took the initiative to take responsibility, "There is indeed room for improvement in the traffic situation in our country, but that is not the main reason for my tardiness, and the key is the backwardness of the level of scientific and technological development - you don't know how much I hope that our Ministry of Science and Technology can invent a new technology of doppelganger, so that I can preside over the internal affairs meeting on the one hand, and on the other hand, appear in front of our soldiers at the same time, and bring inspiration to our warriors." ”

"yes, we hope so." Joao picked up Gay's pass, "Then you will have the opportunity to hold the top of twelve ministries personally, and the citizens of Israel will have to accept your moving and lengthy speeches at every moment." ”

"Thank you, Mr. Joao, for the kind reminder, it made it clear to me that I was here for the day, and I just came to the platform, and more opportunities to perform, naturally I still have to leave it to our warriors. But until then, according to the script, I still have to say two sentences......" The minister still did not change his face, but when he turned back to ask the secretary for the manuscript, Wu Ming clearly heard him gritting his teeth and muttering: "Who gave him this power, Prime Minister?" What the hell......"

However, the minister quickly turned around and began to ramble two sentences.

"First of all, this is a feat of the return of cooperation between the Ministry of Defense of Ezlie and the military of the coalition! Under my personal planning......"

Wu Ming listened to Guy's speech, but it was not because the content was too empty and boring, but on the contrary, he spoke very well, perhaps saying that the original manuscript was very well written, and the minister's performance was also very emotional and infectious, and if there was a pile of stones from the Temple Mount in front of him, they would nod their heads and applaud incessantly.

But Wu Ming couldn't hear it at all, because ......

That breath is here again!

It was about a certain position in the ranks of soldiers, or it could be farther away, and Wu Ming couldn't locate it accurately.

The message he delivered was no different, it was still the same signal, it was still the same "come to me"......

Wu Ming couldn't help frowning slightly, and looked sideways at Captain Igul's performance. But Igur still had such a rigid face, and his facial expression did not show any clues.

Is that a conspiracy, or a reminder?

Wu Ming never knew, and he was never able to make up his mind.

Wait?

But that breath seemed to be a little eager, as if he had encountered some difficulties, and if he missed this opportunity, it would be difficult to meet him again. However, this is obviously not an opportunity, because Wu Ming is sure that his every move is under close surveillance......

"Well, let us thank Mr. Minister for his short ten-minute speech."

At this time, Joao had already finished for Guy and sent good wishes, "I believe that you will be successful in the next election!" But since time has taken up a small part of this speech, we have to speed up the process a bit, and the next step is to meet with the soldiers' representatives, so Mr. Minister, you need to keep your smile now, even if your muscles are about to cramp. ”

Under Minister Gay's resentful gaze, Joao turned to Wu Ming again: "And you, my Holy Son, please keep smiling as well." ”