Chapter 80: Noah's Shipwreck
The two clouds of smoke, one white and one black, obviously belonged to different things, and I knew that the white smoke was volcanic ash. I haven't watched a volcano erupt, but in my heart, this ash is not a good thing, it is really drifting over, and we must not suck it.
As for the black cloud, I didn't understand it for a while, so I could only stare and continue to watch.
The black clouds were so fast that they were about to fly out of the woods in a few moments, and the iron donkey and I gradually discovered that they were eagle owls.
I remember my friend telling me that the biggest eagle in the world is in Mexico and Argentina, with wings about two meters wide, but very light, after all, it is a bird.
But the eagle in front of us, I estimate that it is half a house the size of a house when it spreads its wings and soars like this, and its weight is conservatively estimated, and it must weigh half a person.
They came in groups, and they really had to land on the Sea King, and it was hard to imagine how I would deal with them with the Iron Donkey, and maybe after a while, the Sea King would have to change its owner.
I think of the gold and silver worms again, and at this critical moment, I can only try to rely on them to turn things around.
I quickly took out the magic tripod and tore open the tin foil. The iron donkey was also very supportive of my idea, and even kept urging.
I held the tripod, I was afraid that these insects would be lazy and wouldn't be able to hide or anything. I asked the iron donkey to step aside and make room for me.
I pointed my mouth at the open space again and paused vigorously. To my surprise, almost all the gold and silver bugs came out, but not alive.
Their dead bodies were all gathered together and landed on the deck. The iron donkey was stunned, and he screamed a few times, and finally said, "Can't you?" Why is it so good that he is dead? ”
I also wanted to know this question, and I also looked at Ding, but now there is a foul smell in Ding, and it is impossible for people to get close to it.
Time is pressing, so we can only put the gold and silver worm thing aside. I had no other way, so I had to ask the iron donkey, what else is there to do?
I thought of the gun with the iron donkey, but how many bullets can a gun have? It didn't make much use killing one or two eagle owls.
The iron donkey thought of a piece with me, he didn't use a gun, but he was also smart, pointed to the white volcanic ash and said, "It can help us, let's go into the house and hide." ”
I think this is also a way to do it, so the two of us hurriedly evacuated, and during this time, they also shouted together, so that the dwarfs also closed the door, and they must be strictly guarded for a while.
We ran to the Evil Monarch's cabin, where Jiang Shaoyan was also lying.
After the two of us went in, we didn't care about seeing what happened to Jiang Shaoyan, and at this time, those eagles also flew to the Sea King.
After the donkey and I closed the doors and windows, we checked the cracks in the doors and windows. I found that the Sea King was not good at this, the door and window cracks were not tight.
After a while, the volcanic ash will drift in, and it will definitely get in more or less.
The donkey went to the bed, pulled the sheet off, spread it on the floor, and said to me, "Quick, get it wet, plug the cracks." ”
I agree with him, the question is, there is no water in this room, how do we get the sheets wet. I opened the door a little more, and found that some of the eagles had landed on the deck like humans.
I didn't dare to go out and look for water against the wind. When I was still struggling, the iron donkey had a way.
He was such a rough man, he took off his pants and took out the thing and peed on the sheets. He also said to me, "Come, come along." ”
I don't know what's wrong? I didn't feel like urinating for a while. But I pondered again, after a while, we must hold this sheet to plug the gap, if I don't pee, then all the sheets will be his urine, I touch it with my hand, wouldn't it be a loss?
I came up with a lot of energy, and my heart said, "No, I'm going to pee too!" ”
I leaned over and took off my pants...... The way we pee on the sheets makes it easy to splash pee and stain our pants, but who cares? Finally we held the sheets, and I pressed them against the crack in the door, and the iron donkey pressed them against the window.
I leaned against the doorknob, not thinking what was going to happen. But suddenly, the doorknob automatically twisted down and opened. I was stunned for a moment when an eagle's head poked in.
It must have unscrewed the doorknob with its mouth, and it was curious, but when it saw me, it became angry.
I don't know what kind of eagle this big eagle is, anyway, when it gets angry, there is a kind of posture of standing up on the hair of the head, which makes it look more hideous and terrifying.
It also pecked me hard with its beak on the thigh, and I was protected by special armor, which only torn my pants this time, and the armor was still intact.
But it also hurt me enough, I guess I took off my pants after a while to take a look, including the places where it pecked purple.
I said in my heart that this immoral beast dared to bully Lao Tzu, and I didn't look at its current position.
I didn't plug the cracks, but opened the door a little wider, and then closed it again.
I was exerting almost all my strength, and I couldn't underestimate it, but when I got stuck in the eagle's neck, I felt like it was like a wooden stake.
It didn't suffocate. On the contrary, it hurt, and pecked with its beak, and the scale of the first few strokes was calf, knee, thigh, and thigh.
I can't say it in my heart, seeing that it is going to peck me again, I said in my heart that the next time, I must not go to my second brother? This is going to be pecked, don't mess it up, so what will I do in the future? If you don't get married, you can't go to the infertility hospital every day?
At the critical moment, I thought of a bad move, and I seized the opportunity to split my legs. The eagle peck into the air, but I tightened my legs and caught its head.
My legs were stretched tight, just trying to trap it. I shouted to the iron donkey again, asking him to come and help.
The iron donkey was so ruthless that he rushed over with a dagger. He also threatened to shave off the bird's head later.
But the eagle also knew the times, and saw that the iron donkey's dagger was powerful, and when the iron donkey just raised the dagger, it exerted its strength, leaving behind a stream of bird feathers, and forcibly broke free from between my legs, and shrank its head out of the door.
I secretly said that it was a pity, but there was a good side, at least this door could be closed.
I hurried into action, and the iron donkey found a chair and pressed it against the doorknob. He told me that in this way, even if two or three eagles rushed to the door together, they would definitely not crash in.
I think so, but as soon as the iron donkey finished speaking, there was a thud, and the unfortunate bird flew in through the window.
In fact, these eagles all look the same, normally, I can't know who is who, but this eagle who rushed in, its head is hairless, and it is almost a bald brain.
I don't believe that these eagles still believe in Buddhism, and there is a saying that they became monks. I was very helpless in my heart, and I said that this eagle did not take the wrong medicine? Why are you competing with our cabin?
After it landed, it was covered in glass shavings, but it didn't care about this, looked at it a little, and rushed towards Jiang Shaoyan who was in a coma.
The iron donkey and I are all in a hurry, after all, Jiang Shaoyan has not woken up, and he can't defend himself, if he is pecked by the eagle or something, he will be disabled for the rest of his life.
We're running over now, and it's a bit too late. So I shouted to the iron donkey and told him to draw his gun.
The iron donkey is a marksman, and he quickly took out his gun, and even saved his aim, so he snapped a shot.
The bullet hit very squarely, from the left eye of the eagle, from the right eye, and finally with a snort, it hit the wall of the cabin, and the eagle lost his temper, ran half a step, and fell to the ground with a pop.
I breathed a sigh of relief. But before we could make the next move, the doors and windows of the cabin were moving again, and the doors crackled, and I didn't know how many eagles gathered outside the door.
In addition, the windows are completely scrapped, swishing, rushing in five large eagles. As soon as they drilled into it, the entire window frame trembled and fell down at any time.
The two of us were also completely busy, cooperating with each other and fighting with the five eagle owls.
Fortunately, the iron donkey has a dagger, and it can start to work when it dances, so I scratch like Mei Chaofeng with a pair of claws. But the problem is, I don't know the Nine Yin White Bone Claws, I really want to catch the eagle, so I can only stroke the hair.
These eagles were not very powerful, and they were killed by daggers not long after, but there was movement at the window again, and one by one the eagles went in as if by magic.
I didn't have a chance to rest for a while with the iron donkey, and the other two eagles didn't have a good idea, they stared at Jiang Shaoyan and leaned over step by step.
I couldn't be separated from the iron donkey, and I glanced over there, and my heart was bad. I tried to rush over there, but the eagles seemed to have reached a tacit understanding, and they didn't let me rush over.
I couldn't do anything but watch an eagle eagle peck at Jiang Shaoyan's eyeballs.