017: Please call me a pig

"Meet the family."

"Zhongqing is flat."

When the crown prince and his ministers got together, they naturally wanted to discuss the hottest Wu Chu rebellion at the moment.

But to be honest, Liu Jian really felt that there was nothing to discuss about this matter.

Because in this matter, they, including Liu Che, actually have no decision.

This is a major event in the world, and the major events in the world are naturally decided by the emperor and hundreds of officials. The only thing that the crown prince and the prince's ministers had to do in this matter was to firmly unite by the side of the emperor and the crown prince and adhere to the orthodoxy of Chang'an.

Any one of the others is unnecessary.

Of course, if you're smart enough, you might as well use this to brush up on your reputation and favorability. In the original work, Liu Che took the opportunity of this Wu Chu rebellion to brush up Chao Cuo and Zhou Yafu's favorability, coupled with the continuous use of the golden thighs of historical prophets to pretend to be ghosts, so that he could hold power in just two years after succeeding to the throne, and even the Empress Dowager of the East Palace could not be restrained.

This matter does not need to be reminded by others at all, the scheming Liu Che old fox can handle it by himself. The biggest purpose of consulting with the ministers is to show that they care about this matter and at the same time they also value the opinions of many ministers.

In short, it's a forced force to pretend to be a corporal of courtesy!

After everyone had expressed their opinions, Liu Che nodded: "Gu Zhi has it, please allow Gu to think about it." Liu Jian, you stay. ”

Everyone looked at Liu Jian's eyes, and they were suddenly full of envy and jealousy.

After all, not everyone in this world is a gentleman like Ji Di and Yan Yi, as a subordinate, seeing that his colleagues are far more valued by his superiors, he will envy, jealousy and hate, that is a matter of course, even a gentleman is not exempt from vulgarity.

If you can really be unencumbered, then you are a saint.

Are there saints in this world?

Anyway, Liu Jian has never seen it.

"You're going to roast me on the fire." When there were only two people left in the hall, Liu Jian and Liu Che couldn't wait to complain to Liu Che: "Did I explode your chrysanthemum or what, you want to target me like this?" You didn't see the eyes of those people, and you wanted to eat me. ”

"Okay, okay, do you think you are Cao Cao who will say this?" Liu Che waved his hand and said, "Don't tell me that you really believe in what Qianfu pointed out and ended up without a problem." ”

"Don't say it, I recently named myself Mengde. Meng is the elder, the gentleman of Tianxingjian is self-improving, the terrain is kun, the gentleman is virtuous, and the word Meng De is really worthy of me. Liu Jian smiled and said nonchalantly: "So I am Liu Jian and Liu Mengde now." ”

"Fuck off!"

"Ha, why did you change your name, now it's Liu Che? The name made me uncomfortable, and I always thought of that little pig. And that holy decree, maybe you are really the heir of the next generation designated by Emperor Taizong. ”

The decree is true, but the field with the name is blank. As for Liu Che, do you think I want to change it? This name also makes me quite uncomfortable, okay, but Emperor Taizong's will, do you have a way to change it? ”

"!" Liu Jian rolled his eyes: "That's Emperor Taizong, do you think I don't know the status of Emperor Taizong in Guanzhong in this era?" None of the armed ones are as good as the ones who are armed to ask for wages! If I dare to reveal a little bit of this, I'm afraid that even if you don't move me, your father doesn't move me, Chehou Xungui doesn't move me, and even the officials in the court don't touch me, just the people of Chang'an City can light me with sky lanterns! I'm not interested in this achievement, so I'll leave it to Wang Mang and Dong Zhuo. ”

After making a lot of noise as usual, Liu Che said: "Okay, don't make trouble, I want to discuss with you today and see what I have done in the past few days." ”

Liu Che said, telling Liu Jian everything he had done and what he was thinking about these days.

"Cheng, you, you are scheming. All of a sudden, it brushed up on your father, Chao Cuo, and the favorability of the military Zhou Yafu. When this incident passes, they will definitely remember your favors, especially Chao Cuo, you really saved his life. It is even more wonderful to let Yizong and Ju Meng follow Zhou Yafu together, not only did Zhou Yafu help a lot, but also used Zhou Yafu to help you exercise calves and soldiers, and Zhou Yafu also had to accept your favor. In this way, even if you are cheap, Dad, who has a sudden attack of Tianqing disease and wants to abolish you, most of them will have nothing to think about like Liu Bang. Although he had read it from the book a long time ago, after listening to Liu Che's reply, Liu Jian couldn't help but sigh: "It's done, this wave of big profits." Wait a minute...... Why didn't you brush up on the favorability of the Empress Dowager of the East Palace and King Liang? ”

"I want to brush it, but I really don't know where to start in this matter." Liu Che spread his hands and put on a helpless posture.

"Why can't you start, what about your prince's guard? It's good to send a henchman over and bring some troops to entangle the rangers to show a gesture. ”

Liu Jian said lightly: "King Liang's urging of three times a day, it is estimated that your father is not very comfortable." You said last time that you would send your prince guard to support King Liang, and Empress Dowager Dou will accept your affection. Your father is a good-looking man, King Liang impeached Zhou Yafu every day, and the Empress Dowager Dou kept urging him on the side, and it was estimated that he couldn't stand it, and he just broke the donkey to give King Liang an explanation. It's not that I don't give you support, you see that I even sent your own son's guard to you, what do you want? King Liang, you send charcoal in the snow, even if this carbon is a little less, how can you not offend him, right? ”

The more Liu Jian spoke, the more he felt that he was thinking correctly, and he was quite excited: "Just like this, you can also exercise the combat effectiveness of your prince's guards and ministers, and by the way, you can also have some relationship with the army of the Liang State and mix some sand into it, and it can come in handy when you need to disintegrate the combat effectiveness of the Liang ** team in the future." Kill five birds with one stone...... Don't be modest, please praise me to your heart's content, I am your Zhuge Liang Liu Bowen! ”

"If you talk three sentences, you're not doing right, your ass is T-shaped?"

"You peeked at me taking a shower? How do you know what my ass looks like if you haven't seen it...... I didn't expect you to have such a hobby! ”

"Get out!"

"But there's some truth to what you're saying." Liu Che took off the crown of his head and put it aside, leaned on the desk and grabbed the back of his head with one hand: "But who is going to handle this matter?" Ji Di, Zhang Tang, and Yan Yi couldn't leave at this time. There are too many things to deal with up and down, and it's troublesome to leave any of them. Although Ning Cheng and them have the ability, I really don't feel at ease. Come to think of it, I have people who are idle and bored every day......"

"What?"

"What are you looking at me for?"

"You don't want me to go, do you?"