Chapter 916: The Three Evils of Xiangxi (Second Watch)

After shouting at Youxi, he picked me up and Li Guanyi and ran out, I turned my head to look at the pillar of incense while running, and I found that the incense burned quickly, as if people were blowing it with a blower, and the hula hula burned to the bottom.

At the moment when the incense burned out, I felt that the darkness suddenly darkened in front of me, and the whole cave was blocked for some reason, and it was blocked without leaking!

Yun Ruo, who had been standing at the entrance of the cave, floated and got in the moment the entrance of the cave closed.

There was a 'boom' sound, and the whole cave fell silent, and it was pitch black in front of me.

'Click', a dazzling light flashed in front of his eyes, and it was Li Guanyi who turned on the flashlight.

The vision that had just darkened was opened again, and everyone's eyes were a little uncomfortable.

Of course, I didn't care about this kind of thing when my dark eyes were open, and I stared at the incense burner, and found that the incense had been burned, and there was a smell of smoke wafting throughout the cave.

Chao Youxi's face was extremely embarrassed, and he stared at the coffin behind the incense burner, and his eyes never left.

"Mr. Chao, what the hell is going on? Why are you so flustered? ”

Yun Ruo asked at Chao Youxi.

Chao Youxi's eyes narrowed slightly: "There is a cave god in this cave, this is the territory of the cave god, I just lit incense, one is to worship the mountain, and the other is to ask, but without waiting for me to ask, it is not satisfied."

That pillar of incense is the time it gives us, and if we run out in that time, we will be fine, or we will get into some trouble. ”

I noticed that the meaning of the happy story of the morning is some trouble, not particularly troublesome, and it seems that there are still some things to do.

I pondered for a moment and said, "What does this cave god mean?" What the hell is he going to do? You won't let us be buried together, will you? ”

Chao Youxi shook his head and said: "I don't know about this, the cave god is a little difficult to understand, there are two ways to communicate."

One is to light incense, and the other is to rely on strong inspiration to communicate. I'll try it first, but I don't think this guy will buy it. ”

Chao Youxi said, waved his hand and touched out three incense, the lighter was pressed several times but it didn't burn, and finally this guy used the Dao charm to urge the flame and ignited the three incense.

But the moment he inserted them into the censer, they were all extinguished, as if they had been extinguished by hand.

Chao Youxi frowned, took out three sticks of incense, and placed them directly in the incense burner, the Dao charm crossed, and the three sticks of incense were ignited instantly, and they just flashed together, and then all of them were extinguished.

Chao Youxi shrugged his shoulders: "It seems that there is nothing to talk about, you can only use inspiration to communicate, this is up to you." ”

I nodded, "Okay, you say how." ”

Chao Youxi spread his hands and said: "It's not difficult, since it is a cave god, and when it comes to its territory, you can give it some face, worship three times, and then sign up like a mountain gate." ”

I thought about it for a moment, and walked over to the coffin.

As soon as I moved, a cold hand grabbed my palm.

"I'll do it!"

Yun Ruo said softly.

My heart moved, and I turned to look at her: "I'm a man!" ”

After speaking, I gently brushed away her hand, walked to the coffin, folded my hands, bent down and bowed three times: "Sheshan ghost doctor, I have seen the cave god!" ”

As I prayed three times, I felt as if a gap had broken through my Heavenly Spirit Cover, and a purple gas floated out from above my head, and oh inspiration seemed to enter a void.

Above that nothingness, there was a radiant figure.

I can't tell what color the light is, but I think the figure inside is very tall and indistinct, giving rise to a sense of fear and admiration.

No, not fear and admiration, it was as if he was deliberately unleashing a momentum that weighed down my senses and made me surrender to him.

Naturally, I refused to be defeated in front of him, and with the Nether Eye open, I felt the purple air column above my head rise again, straightening my waist that I had bowed deeply.

The light around the figure faded a little as I stood up straight.

Is this the cave god? That's it!

I frowned at the figure and began to try to communicate with him with inspiration.

"You're a cave god?"

The figure's voice was hollow: "That's right, I'm the cave god, what are you doing trespassing on my territory without permission?" ”

I was stunned, what is the matter?

I'm so real that I didn't even think of any fancy excuses, so I said, "Shelter from the rain!" ”

Maybe my reason is too intuitive, the cave god didn't react for a long time after hearing it, and only after a while did he burst into anger and said, "Shelter from the rain? So many of you broke into my cave just to avoid the rain?

In order to avoid the rain, I was also drunk. ”

I really like scolding a drunk sister, feelings are now these cave gods, mountain gods and the like are advancing with the times, look at this blurt style, more fluent than me!

What happened to us sheltering from the rain? Isn't it a normal reason to take shelter from the rain? Those temples and Taoist temples are still allowed to shelter from the rain, and you are still tall and tall as soon as you break through the cave? It's a big deal, Lao Tzu just brings you more incense money, hypocritical?

I pondered for a while, and my heart was angry, and my tone was naturally not gentle: "Rain is a normal phenomenon, as a human being, sheltering from the rain is the same as eating, drinking, and Lazar is the norm of life, we can't face landslides and tsunamis and don't find a place to hide, besides, if buddy gets caught a cold, are you responsible?"

If you don't take shelter from the rain when you come across a place, wouldn't you be a fool? ”

The tone of the tall back is not good than mine: "Even if you become a fool, you can't take shelter from the rain on the territory of the gods, you offend the gods, and you dare to speak disrespectfully, you should be severely punished!" ”

I have long analyzed in Chao Youxi's words how capable this cave god is, it is nothing more than a waste of time and means, at least I can't lose my face as a ghost doctor.

So I asked in a very unhappy tone, "Then how are you going to punish you?" Tell me about it? ”

The figure was silent: "You guys, leave that woman behind, and you can leave." ”

Leave that woman behind?

Which woman? I'll go, there are four of us, just Yun Ruo and a woman, he said to leave that woman, doesn't that mean to leave Yun Ruo behind?

Where is this Nima what kind of cave god, I think Ya is purely a womanizer!

You're in a posture of robbing women with my master?

I was immediately furious, and couldn't help sneering: "What are you going to leave that woman for?" ”

The cave god didn't seem to hear the anger in my words, and even pretended to say in that god-like tone: "Leave her behind and be a falling flower cave girl!" ”

Falling Flower Cave Girl?

Anger rose again in my heart.

There are three evils in Xiangxi, driving out corpses, releasing Gu, and falling flower cave girls! R1148