Chapter 109: The Most Failed Routine in History!
"Early in the morning, your name is Mao! Shouting so loudly, what if others think you've been forced by me? ”
Ji Kong sat on the bed and yelled loudly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu hadn't recovered from the dream just now, her burgundy eyes were still misty, she looked at Ji Kong, and subconsciously said, "Ji Jun, you are too cunning!" turned into my jade rabbit to plot against me! ”
"What jade rabbit black rabbit, what the hell are you talking about? It can't be that you haven't woken up yet, right? ”
Ji Kong said angrily, his temper seemed much more irritable than usual.
"Uh......"
Hearing Ji Kong say this, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu sobered up a little, blinked his eyes, and then his face turned red!
She had such a shameful dream just now!
But then again, although the dream just now is shameful, although it is not so beautiful at the end, the process in the middle is really cool!
Thinking about Ji Kong's crying and begging for mercy under his own spell, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu felt as if it was a dog day, eating a bite of ice cream, refreshing from head to toe!
However, I seem to have forgotten something......
Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu used his still somewhat drowsy head to think hard, and then suddenly thought of something, looked out the window blankly, and then looked at Ji Kong blankly, and asked blankly: "Ji Jun, is it already dawn?" ”
"Of course it's already dawning, can't you see it yourself?" Ji Kong said angrily, "As a maid, don't you feel ashamed to get up behind your master in the morning?" ”
The latter words, Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't hear it at all, and her ears only echoed the words before Ji Kong at this time - the sky is already dawn!
So, she couldn't help but scream again!
"What's wrong with you! Isn't it really stupid? Ji Kong covered his ears and shouted.
"I ...... I ......"
Kasumigaoka's lips squirmed, but she still didn't say a word after all.
She hated herself to death now, hated why she wanted to read that kind of warm and comfortable novel, and it turned out to be like listening to a lullaby, watching and falling asleep.
And just when she was in an extremely tangled mood, suddenly a huge roar came from next door.
"You're my little apple! I can't love you enough! ”
"The red little face warms my heart and lights the fire of my life!"
Ji Kong: "......"
Kasumigaoka Shiha: "......"
It seems that the next-door neighbor has given up treatment, but it is really difficult for him to find such a song from Huaxia.
All in all, because of the disturbance of the next-door neighbor, Ji Kong and Kasumigaoka Shiyu did not quarrel anymore, and after washing, the two sides began to enjoy breakfast peacefully.
And Kasumigaoka Shiyu also figured it out, although it didn't work out last night, but there is still time today.
Maybe a day has passed, and Ji Jun's vigilance has decreased?
Thinking about it made her feel much more comfortable, and she made up her mind that she must watch a ghost story tonight, preferably the one that scared herself so much that she couldn't sleep!
Thinking of the happy place, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's mood also became happy, glanced at Ji Kong, and asked strangely: "Ji Jun, why are your eyes red?" ”
"Don't worry about it!"
Ji Kong took a bite of the egg scone and said viciously.
Belch...... Today's Ji Jun seems to be in a bad mood, forget it, don't provoke him.
Kasumigaoka Shiyu originally wanted to routinely slap Ji Kong, but seeing Ji Kong's appearance of a volcanic eruption, he finally decided to eat obediently.
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The most failed routine in the world is to put yourself into the routine.
For example, Ji Kong.
Last night on the private message of the post bar, when Kasumigaoka Shiyu asked him that question, he had already guessed that Kasumigaoka Shiyu probably wanted to steal his wind oil essence at night!
So, he deliberately gave Kasumigaoka Shiyu a wrong message and asked her to come and find it.
So when he was lying in bed, he didn't fall asleep at all, he waited for Kasumigaoka Shiyu to come and attack him at night.
In his previous life, he had read many online novels, and even made up countless welfare pictures in his brain - for example, accidentally, the two had skin contact, for example, her feet were unstable, and she threw herself directly into her arms.
Thinking about it like this, Ji Kong felt that he was so excited that he couldn't sleep at all!
But that's fine, he couldn't fall asleep anyway.
But wait, wait, wait, I just don't see any movement in Kasumigaoka Shiyu.
At first, he thought it was Kasumigaoka Shiyu who was on the safe side, and decided to delay the time until very late before coming to the night attack.
For this reason, he also admired his maid in his heart for being calm.
But when the sky was about to dawn, he felt that something was wrong, and couldn't help but get up from the ground and walk to the bedside of Kasumigaoka Shiyu to take a look, but the woman was holding the quilt, her face was ruddy, and she didn't know how good she was!
At that time, Ji Kong's mentality exploded!
He almost couldn't help it, so he directly gave Kasumigaoka Shiyu to strong X!
Angry, he went back to the bunk, trying to take advantage of the last bit of time to catch up on sleep, but even if he closed his eyes desperately, he couldn't sleep at all!
The words that turned over and over in my heart were: What am I doing this for?!!
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"Hah-"
Taking advantage of the time when no one was around, Ji Kong yawned, and Eri Ayase next to him immediately couldn't help but say: "Ji Jun, you seem to be in a very bad spirit, and you have yawned three or four times in just one morning." ”
"I'm fine, I just didn't sleep well last night."
Ji Kong waved his hand, and just when a classmate came over, he immediately put on a serious look and looked at it with a scrutinizing gaze.
"Good morning, President! Good morning, Senior Jikong. ”
"Good morning!"
Ji Kong and Eri Ayase nodded, and at the same time replied.
"Hehe, these past few mornings, Senior Sister Ayase and Senior Jikong are on duty together!"
"Because I am the student president and vice president with him! Hurry up and get in, class is going to be on the line! ”
Eri Ayase urged with a slight blush.
That's right, Ji Kong is now on duty at the school gate with Eri Ayase.
The so-called duty is to check those students at the school gate to see if they are wearing school uniforms, and in schools like Otonogizaka, the dress requirements for students are still very strict!
"By the way, you said yesterday that you were going to pull sponsorship, how is the progress now?" Ji Kong asked.
"I don't know the specifics, but ...... It should all be relatively smooth. Eri Ayase didn't know what she was thinking, and there was a slight flush on her fair face.