"Click, click, click......"

"Huh? Eh, eh——!!! ”

When Ji Feng came back to his senses, he found that Haruhi Suzumiya had unbuttoned his trouser belt and zipper, was pulling his pants down, and dragged him to the crowded corridor outside the corner.

"Uh......"

"Hey ......"

Of course, Ji Feng, who was in a state of shock, hurriedly grabbed the waist of his pants and pulled it back, and at the same time sat back, leaning against the wall and not moving. But Kasuga not only cunningly seized the opportunity, but also despicably dragged Ji Feng's lower body to the side, completely perpendicular to the strength of his back against the wall, and as a result, he pulled down the boy who was twice her size at once.

"Uhh——!!!hh

Even if he sat down on the ground, Ji Feng was still desperately resisting on his side. In fact, his mind is still a mess at the moment, but he instinctively protects his "chastity", and resolutely can't let the idiot on the other side who is so excited that his eyes are shining and his face is flushed!

I don't know how long it took, but in Ji Feng's struggled writhing, Kasuga still couldn't rip off his pants, or dragged him to the corridor with his pants.

Kasuga, who finally stopped, rode directly on Ji Feng's thighs, and finally let go of his trouser legs with both hands, wiped the sweat on his head with the skirt of his hand suit without any image, and gasped and said:

"Whew...... Call......

I didn't expect your strength to be so great, this head is really not in vain. ”

“……”

At this time, Ji Feng was really frightened, so although Kasuga seemed to have given up the evil idea of picking his pants, he still clutched the waist of his pants tightly, so as not to make a sudden attack again on the woman who was cunning and could be like a fox.

"Ah, you don't have to worry that I'll strike again, through your reaction just now, I've proven that you're probably not a superpower.

But your suspicions haven't been completely dispelled, maybe your acting skills are really high enough to act all the time? ”

Seeing that Ji Feng still looked suspicious, Haruhi kindly explained to him, but Ji Feng couldn't let go of it at all.

Even if he knew better than anyone else in this world that the woman Haruhi Suzumiya was indeed the one who could still show such a bright smile like the spring sun without guilt even after committing such a bad act, he still couldn't laugh it off.

Are you kidding! If it weren't for his quick enough reaction and strong enough, he would have really been dragged to the corridor by a girl with his pants picked up! This will become a stain on his life! No...... Now this is a stain on his life!

"You ......"

"Ahh

Ji Feng, who was red-faced, widened his eyes and just wanted to angrily scold the spring day who had no distinction in his mind, but was choked by a cute scream from the corridor. With a frightened face, he looked past Haruhi riding on his lap in the direction of the hallway, and saw Ryoko Asakura and a few other girls who had followed the sound to the corner, and the girls here were staring at him and Kasuga as if they had just finished an intense exercise - especially his pants that he hadn't had time to lift yet.

"Hit, excuse me!"

Just like the police on TV, the witnesses, who are always late, immediately showed a look of understanding when they saw this scene, and only Asakura, who was as pure as a big lady, seemed to be stunned. However, after the other girls politely said "excuse me", they quickly dragged Asakura, who had been turned into a statue, and walked away, seemingly helping the two of them in the hallway to stop the other people who heard the screams and wanted to come over to investigate the situation.

"What are you still doing! Get off me! ”

The appearance of Asakura and the others really surprised this guy Kasuga, as if she never considered being bumped into by others when she picked up the boy's pants at school on a whim. Seeing that Haruhi was still sitting on his lap after they were gone, "thinking about life", Ji Feng's anger that had been interrupted by the screams just now began to burn again.

"Oops...... Sorry sorry, seems to have caused you some trouble?

But it doesn't matter, just let it go with the wind - since you can say the same thing to me, you probably won't mind such a trivial matter. ”

In Ji Feng's eyes like he wanted to kill, even if Haruhi was thick-skinned, he was still a little embarrassed to apologize to him. Then she stood up from Ji Feng's body lightly, lifted the schoolbag she threw on the ground and waited aside, and did not pat her skirt irresponsibly.

And she thought about it for a while, and kindly picked up Ji Feng's schoolbag, but this was not enough to make up for the psychological damage she caused to Ji Feng - even one ten-thousandth was not enough!

“……”

Ji Feng silently lifted his pants, rebuttoned them, and fastened his belt before standing up. The zipper on the front of his pants had been torn off, and he didn't know who to ask to fix it, but Ji Feng wasn't the kind of person who complained about girls endlessly, so although his face was terrifyingly dark, he didn't lose his temper with Haruhi again.

Thinking about it from an objective point of view, he can be regarded as reaping the consequences of his own actions. He knew that Haruhi Suzumiya was a big bomb with all kinds of unbelievable ideas popping up in his head at any time, but he was superstitious about books and history, and he thought that he had calculated all the thoughts of Haruhi Suzumiya, so he was full of confidence to stir up this big bomb, but as a matter of course, he was blown up and almost buried his whole life.

But...... If you only look at the results, his plan did succeed, and it was overachieved. Now Kasuga is not only interested in him, but also has intimate contact with him, and even feels a little guilty about him.

In addition, it can be expected that in the future, there will be rumors about him and Haruhi Suzumiya in the school, of course, this kind of rumor is not good for Haruhi, but for Ji Feng, not only is it not bad, but it is very good.

- Of course, the spring Japanese sitting behind Ji Feng don't care about that kind of rumor, but the "certain boy" sitting in front of Ji Feng will care, so even if the boy with an embarrassed face takes the initiative to talk to him and becomes friends with him, he must no longer worry about his friend's "wife", right?

But this can't be said for sure.,Not to mention a certain ugly phenomenon that exists in reality.,Even if it's only in the two-dimensional "surface world",Some protagonists always have all kinds of opportunities and reasons that people can't say anything.,Finally, "Friend's wife, you're welcome" This kind of tragic ending that makes friends bleed and cry, so Ji Feng will not take the true protagonist of this world lightly.