Chapter Twenty-Six: A Trip to Sichuan
Chapter Twenty-Six: A Trip to Sichuan
I was honest at the airport waiting for my flight, looking at the crowd of beautiful flight attendants, and fat fat people I felt deeply speechless, sighed for the hair I just don't grow fat, looked at my small physique of less than 100 pounds, stood next to me as if she was more than seven months pregnant, deeply felt inferior in this era of fighting belly, I have no advantage at all, and finally a beautiful flight attendant successfully diverted my attention, no longer pay attention to the fat man next to me, Time flies so fast when looking at beauties, I have already gotten on the plane in a flash, I didn't expect this stewardess to be on a flight with me, so the time on the plane is no longer boring, nothing to look at the beauties, playing games and playing games for hours soon passed out of the airport I stood in a place with few people, released a windy Hummer car and drove out, I didn't expect to meet this beautiful stewardess walked out, I drove the car over and lowered the window to signal her to get in the car, took the stewardess and didn't bird me at all, I was boring, I drove directly to a hotel and opened a presidential suite, took a comfortable bath, glanced at the ceiling above my head and urged: "If there is a situation, go to the rooftop." Then you floated up, I quickly wiped twice and wore a pair of big pants and ran out, on the way I met a few women yelling hooligans at me, I got on the elevator and pressed the top floor directly, ran the stairs to the top floor and saw a girl's figure was walking forward step by step, I quickly ran over and brought her into my arms, hugged her tightly and pulled back a distance, and even this girl did not cooperate, screaming and kicking her feet, to a safe place I quickly let go of her, Who knew that this woman slapped me with her backhand and scolded me for being a hooligan, so I fucked me Who is this recruiting and provoking anyone, the woman Jin Tiandi looked around and exclaimed: "Why am I here, am I not shopping in the snack street?" I covered my face and walked towards the ladder, the girl seemed to think of something terrible, and quickly ran over and followed me closely, I flashed the elevator, she also got on the elevator, I walked out, she also walked out, I walked into the room and was about to close the door, she directly pushed me away and ran in, I was really speechless, I shook my head and said, "What are you going to do?" I saw the woman looking at me pitifully and said, "Am I hitting a ghost, in the past two days, I have always dreamed of a woman who said that he wanted my life, but I don't know her!" I'm so scared. After the woman finished speaking, she curled up on the sofa, and I sat on the carpet, lit a cigarette, and took a puff, "Have you offended anyone lately, preferably the kind of person who has a relationship with you and is dead." The woman looked down and thought, "Oh! By the way, I used to have a boyfriend who was a ground worker, and he was very nice to me. I interrupted, "Wait, you're a flight attendant?" The woman nodded and said, "Why don't you know me, you still want me to get into your car in the morning?" I was so frightened that my cigarette fell and exclaimed, "I rely on you, her, your eyes are not big or single eyelids, her big eyes and double eyelids, is it not a person at all?" And your skin is not as white as hers, but the boobs Taoist priest is also 32D, the difference is too big I don't believe it. I saw that the woman's chest rose and fell violently, and the 32d trembling was good-looking, and the woman also noticed my gaze, took out the makeup case, changed it, and became a morning flight attendant in less than ten minutes, I swallowed my saliva and pointed at her in surprise, covering my heart with tears in my eyes, "Nima doesn't believe in beauty anymore." "My outlook on life Ah Qinko was destroyed, and I was back to normal in less than ten seconds, because Mao came back because of Youyou, I said seriously: "Tell me what's wrong with your boyfriend?" The woman's smug expression just now collapsed instantly, "My boyfriend died in the bathtub of his house and was drowned, there was no trace of a fight in the house, and there was no trace of taking drugs, there was only his frightened expression and eyes, and later the police found out that her wife died two months ago and also died in the bathtub, but she was electrocuted in the bathtub, and the time of death was the same time and place." Speaking of this, the woman looked behind me in horror, I turned my head to see a man dressed in red, his skin was festering, and his hair was black as if he had been electrified, I pretended not to see it, turned my head and said, "What's wrong?" Nothing! When the female ghost came to my side, my hand turned black and grabbed the ghost next to me, the female ghost was grabbed by me and began to struggle fiercely, my palm quickly burned and turned golden, the female ghost immediately screamed and begged for mercy, lying on the ground with her eyes staring at the stewardess, the stewardess was a little hairy, looked at me, strong and calm: "Why do you keep pestering me, do we have a grudge?" The female ghost suddenly laughed, "Hehehahahaha, do you have a grudge?" Heheha. This sentence seemed to be very funny, and the ghost of the female ghost laughing flashed sharply and said sharply: "Why doesn't Zhang Mengmeng know me." Then the female ghost's face quickly changed into a woman's face, it should be said that it was a beautiful woman's face, the stewardess named Zhang Mengmeng covered her mouth and screamed, "Sister Wang, why are you you, but why do you want to hurt me?" "Why do you actually have the face to ask me, you seduced my husband and designed to kill me, and then you are good together, right? Since you want to be together so much, let's go to the underworld for a reunion! Saying that, the female ghost rushed up again, was stepped on the ground by me, looked at her coldly and said, "With me, I can't look at ghosts and hurt people." Zhang Mengmeng said with tears in her eyes: "I don't like him at all, it's just that he once invited me to dinner and drunk me, took away my first time, and coaxed me with rhetoric to say that he would marry me with me, so I didn't call the police, but then I knew that he had a wife or Sister Wang, and I left by myself and didn't stay with him anymore, until a month ago he found me and said that you had died in an accident, and it took him a month to miss you, telling me to start over with me, and I just will." Zhang Mengmeng paused at this point, and the female ghost answered: "You just agreed, right?" Hehehe, you don't know, in fact, I've been watching him, I was looking sluggish for more than a month, I saw him in a dream and wanted to comfort him. The female ghost turned around and said angrily: "Who knows what he said, he said how you died and came to pester me, and finally designed to kill you and finally no one can care about me, I want to spend it as much as I want outside, hehehe, by the way, you still don't know how you died, right?" Remember Zhang Mengmeng, who has the best relationship with you, that woman's figure is really first-class, I used medicine to possess her, I didn't expect to read a few sweet words, and she was obedient, you are using a perfume now is actually a neurotoxin, as long as you are relaxed, you will fall into a coma, I know you have a habit of bathing, so I asked her to send you such a bottle of perfume, and now you are finally dead, haha, I am free, free! The female ghost stopped when she said this, Zhang Mengmeng covered her mouth and cried, the female ghost looked at Zhang Mengmeng, "What are you crying about, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have died, it was the perfume you sprayed me that killed me, causing me to die and not be reincarnated, as long as I kill the two of you, I can be reincarnated, let go of me, I will kill her." I said in a dark tone: "How can I meet some sad ghosts, why don't you let me meet a few powerful ghosts to show my strength!! "There's no way to call Yoyo, Yoyo waved his hand at the female ghost, the black gas on the female ghost disappeared, and the blood-colored mist came out of the body and was inhaled by Yoyo, I let go of the female ghost and said: "I'll send you to reincarnation, after all, she is also a victim, and you can take revenge for killing that man." The female ghost bowed to me and floated into the distance, the female ghost was solved, but there is still one person here, Zhang Mengmeng was crying on the sofa, comforting the girl or something, the most troublesome, I scratched my head and walked around in front of the sofa, picked up the tissue on the table and handed it over: "Anyway, crying when people are dead can't solve any problems, the most important thing now is that you don't cry yet." ”
Who knew that after I finished speaking, she cried even more, and I her, she was crying so much, I was about to collapse, and I couldn't help but shout: "Don't cry." It was still this trick that made Zhang Mengmeng sit up and her face had become a flower cat, there was a water trail on the sofa, and there were some red and black residual cosmetics, I saw her sitting on the sofa choking and wiping her tears, I was not good at yelling at her, and my consciousness whispered comforting: "My shoulder can be borrowed from you." Even she was really not polite at all, she jumped up and cried, I it, secretly scolded herself for being so cheap, Zhang Mengmeng cried for two hours, successfully cried and fainted, I put her on the bed, took off her clothes and took a shower, wiped her face with a towel, walked out of the room, slept in another room, and woke up during the day to find that Zhang Mengmeng was gone, and left a note on the bed with only two sentences.
"Thank you yesterday, you are a good person, I have nothing to repay you, when I get rich, I will support you......"
I shook my head with a black line, some of them were a good person card, I rolled the paper into a ball and threw it into the paper basket, ate breakfast and slept a little back, and drove to the mountains in the afternoon.