Chapter 166: Count and light a cigarette in the past
Xiao Liu's eyes looked at Xiao Bald, and Xiao Bald said; "Don't fool me, I graduated from elementary school and don't know a lot of idioms." What Xiao Bald said was true. In fact, most of these people have graduated from elementary school, including summer.
However, you don't need much education to play this idiom solitaire game.
"Don't worry, I can't fool you." What Xiao Liu is doing is not false at all, the idiom that Xiao Liu said is; "Thousands of troops."
Hearing this idiom, Xiao Bald can be regarded as relieved, and opened his mouth to say; "Success."
Xiao Ru is behind Xiao Ru, and it is very simple for Xiao Ru to succeed in picking up the horse, Xiao Ru opened his mouth and said; "Retire after a successful job."
Now it's the turn of the summer to pick up this Xiaoru idiom, which is different from the last time, there is naturally no need to release water in the summer, and the summer is also coming with your mouth open; "Retreat."
It's Da Ru's turn to pick up the idiom of summer, and he wants to use the homonym of Shehe and She, and Da Ru really can't think of a suitable idiom for a while. This delay has already exceeded the time stipulated in the game, "I admit defeat!" As big as opening his mouth to admit defeat, he directly drank the wine in the wine glass in front of him.
It's no wonder that Da Ru can't say it, and these people who don't have their turn can't come up with a good idiom if they think about it carefully.
When it was Daru's turn to say an idiom, Daru said it directly without thinking too much; "I don't have big ambitions." When Da Ru said this idiom, everyone looked at Da Ru. Everyone has to sigh with emotion, as the idiom said, it's really apt! To say that there are only three women among these people present, Xiaoru is a poor-breasted girl, and the size of the princess is also limited, and only Daru is the most spectacular.
The idiom of having no ambition in the chest is also very simple for small eyes; "Ambition is bound to win." As soon as Xiaoyan finished speaking, Wang Po continued; "Get what you want."
"Willing for you."
"Who would you like to work for?" Wang Po asked Xiao Liu.
Everyone's eyes were also looking at Xiao Liu.
"Am I wrong again?" Xiao Liu's face was strange. There is a saying called hindsight! is talking about people like Xiao Liu, meeting the eyes of these people. Xiao Liu also realized that his answer was wrong.
To put it simply, the absurdity of the idiom is similar to the idiom that Xiao Liu said last time, and this is not an idiom. It's just that Xiao Liu didn't react at the beginning, and what he said was not an idiom! If you lose, you have to drink, this is an inevitable thing, and Xiao Liu has nothing to twist.
The game of idiom solitaire has both losses and wins, and it is impossible for Xiao Liu to lose all the time, and others will also lose. It's also impossible to win all the time in the summer. There are times when you lose in the summer! Unlike everyone else, the number of losses in the summer is not very large, basically all three cases of beer have been drunk, and the wine drunk in the summer can be counted on ten fingers, even if ten fingers are still free and one is not used.
This idiom solitaire game was played until about eleven o'clock at night, and at this time the wine had already gone down two bottles of liquor and five cases of beer. At a case of twenty-four, you'll drink one hundred and twenty bottles of beer alone! There were seven of them, which meant that everyone had to drink about twenty bottles.
By this point, everyone had already drunk too much. The only one who didn't drink too much was just one person in the summer. Looking at the summer in a state of drinking, in fact, the summer is deliberately pretended, in order to confuse these people.
When it is full, it is not too much to drink in summer, that is, about ten bottles. Because the amount of alcohol in the summer is good, this wine is not a problem. Da Ru and Xiao Ru and Wang Po also drank about ten bottles, because the three of them did not drink very well, and Da Ru and Xiao Ru had already drunk too much. Wang Po is also in a state of dying.
These four have already solved forty bottles, and the remaining eighty bottles are contracted by Xiao Bald, Xiao Yan, and Xiao Liu. Among the three people, only Xiao Liu drank the most. Every now and then, an idiom will come up. It's also a normal thing for him to drink more, about thirty to forty bottles. And Xiao Bald and Xiao Yan drank about the same, and both of them had more than 20 bottles.
"It's almost cold morning now, what kind of terrible things do you think will happen tonight?" Summer looked at these people, and there were not many of these people who could respond to summer. Xiao Ru and Da Ru no longer have any right to speak, and both of them have already drunk and lie down. Xiao Liu and the two daughters are exactly the same.
Only Xiaoyan, Xiaobald and Wang Po are still insisting, and Wang Po said drunkenly; "What's there to worry about? Isn't that weird sound? We're all waiting here, I want to see what that voice can do to us, and I'm capable of it. ”
From the words, it can be heard that Wang Po has drunk too much, and she can be regarded as relieved in summer.
Take advantage of this opportunity. Summer is naturally a good time to ask one thing! That is, what is the purpose of these people, and why do they want to harm others? It's too early to ask these questions, and there's no rush in the summer, it's time to talk about something or something that must be talked about.
"What Mrs. Wang said is right, what can that voice do to us, we have the ability." The state of the little bald is the same as the state of the princess, and they are both drunk in the southeast and northwest.
"That's right." Summer also said a word; "We just waited in this place to let it come! See what it can do to us. I don't believe in evil ......," Summer said, and the three of them looked at each other and laughed. Xiaoyan opened his mouth first and said; "I'll tell you, I don't say you don't know, in fact, ......"
"You can't really say anything." The little bald interrupted the little eye and turned to Summer; "Actually, the kind I hear every night makes you pay attention! It's you, not us, because we didn't hear that so-called creepy voice at all, and we said it on purpose. ”
"Huh?" Summer looked surprised, "Why did you say that on purpose?" ”
"What else is it for, it is to harm you." Xiaoyan opened his mouth, and Wang Po followed Xiaoyan's words; "Don't interject, let Xiao Bald continue. This matter must be explained clearly and clearly. Only by making it clear and making it clear can we do it without scruples. His two friends weren't here anyway. Although she was already drunk, Wang Po still remembered what Xia said about his two friends.
Maybe it's because Summer doesn't understand. Wang Po even pointed to the summer and said; "That's what I said."
"Huh? Say me. Summer suddenly exclaimed, "It turned out to be talking about me, I said how I felt like talking about me, it turned out to be really talking about me." ”
"It's not like you can say anyone else." Xiao Bald said again; "We're going to hurt you, of course. Otherwise, do you think you can still say that we can't do it? To tell you the truth, we are all grasshoppers on a rope. The common desire of all of us is to destroy you. ”
There is no need to ask who led the way in the summer, and the princess said; "I'm the leader."
"Wang Po, you really are." Summer didn't take it very seriously, just turned to say; "I've said that let Xiao Bald say, why do you keep interjecting? Now no one is allowed to speak, so let Xiao Bald say, I am anxious about whoever is talking more. Summer said and took out the pistol and slapped it on the table.
Seeing that the pistols were all taken out in the summer, the faces of these people did not change at all, and Xiao Bald even said; "You see you're still in a hurry! Put away your toy guns. ”
"Put it away, what are you doing here?" Xiaoyan is not afraid at all.
Wang Po just raised her head. It's just that when Wang Po lowered her head, Xia didn't see the change in Wang Po's eyes. In the summer, I still think that the three of them are in a state of drinking too much. is already harmful to people's hearts, how can Wang Po and these people drink so much that they don't know the southeast and northwest? At the very least, two sober people should be left to deal with the summer.
It is said that there are two sober people, but in fact, there are far more than two sober people, and now there are three sober people! It's right that Summer is pretending to drink too much, and these three people who don't have a word to say to Summer are all completely disguised! With so much wine in my stomach, it's certain that I'm a little dizzy, take advantage of this little wine. Even a small flaw is not a problem.
Although minor blemishes are not a problem, they generally do not appear as small blemishes. Take the moment when Xiaoyan and Xiaobald saw Summer put the gun before. The performance of the two is a stable one, and there is no loophole at all.
The gun is just a test to see if the three of them really drink too much, and they have already tested a satisfactory result for the summer, and the summer naturally put the pistol away. Summer pinned the pistol to her waist, and the moment Summer lowered her head, there was a noticeable change in the eyes of the three of them.
Earlier it was said that the summer should put the gun away. That's all about drinking, and that's what a person who drinks a lot should say. In their hearts, the three of them didn't want Summer to really put away their pistols! But if they don't put away the pistol in the summer, once they have the opportunity, the three of them will not hesitate to snatch the pistol directly!
Things have come to this point. can only slowly look for a suitable opportunity.
"Why are you stunned, didn't you let you continue talking." Wang Po looked at Xiao Bald and said.
"yes!" The little bald body is clever, and he looks up and says; "You see, you see. If it hadn't been for Mrs. Wang's reminder, I would have forgotten that it was time for me to speak. ”
"Hurry up, what are you doing grinding and chirping. Like a big old girl! ”
When Xiaoyan said this, Mrs. Wang was naturally very dissatisfied, "What are you talking about, what are you called big ladies." Are you saying I have a problem? The princess glared at the little eyes.
"Eliminate gas, eliminate gas." Summer had to speak out to persuade, "Now is the time to listen to Xiao Bald's speech, let's not interrupt any of us and let Xiao Bald speak." ”
"You all be quiet!" Xiao Hei pressed it with both hands, and the three of them didn't say anything. I just listened to Xiao Bald continue; "Actually, I'm going to tell you a secret. One against you secrets! While I'm happy today, I'll tell you a good story......"
The time for Xiao Bald to say something was not short, and it was probably more than ten minutes. However, before Xiao Bald finished speaking, he heard a knock at the door of the villa, and even heard a shout; "Is there anyone there, open the door ......" Just listening to this immature children's voice, you can guess who the person outside the door is.
"This voice sounds familiar." Wang Po pretended to be very confused.
"Nonsense!" Xiao Bald looked at Wang Po and said; "Doesn't that sound familiar to you? If my guess is correct, the person outside the gate should be Xiao Hei. ”
"Blackie?" Little Eye also said; "What is he doing here, little brat."
"I'll take a look." Wang Po was about to get up. Summer said hurriedly; "How can you bother Wang Po to go, I am the master of this house, and you are guests. I'll just leave the door open, and you can just sit here and rest honestly, and don't worry about anything. ”
Summer has already said this, and the three of them naturally don't say much. Watching Summer walk towards the door of the villa step by step, the three of them could see joy in their eyes at each other. The only thing that made the three of them depressed was Xiao Hei's problem, such a scene, Wang Po didn't want to be seen by Xiao Hei, after all, Xiao Hei was just a child.
"What's next?" Xiaoyan asked Wang Po in a whisper.
"What else can you do, let's do it when the opportunity arises. Look at my face both of you! "The living room is not too far from the door of the villa, and the three of them don't dare to talk too much, let alone talk loudly. It's just a while, and Summer takes Xiao Hei back to the living room.
"I knew you were all here." Xiao Hei came here and said such a sentence.
"You kid is talking nonsense, go home." As soon as Wang Po said Hu, she added; "Look at me, I'm really drunk. It's still raining outside, what do you think a kid is doing here? Wang Po said and looked at the summer, "Find a room, let this child be here first." ”
said these things to the princess, and Xia naturally had no opinion at all, so she nodded and said; "There are rooms, you can sleep in any room you want." Summer said and looked at Xiao Hei, "You tell your uncle, which room do you want to sleep in, there is nothing else here is that there are many rooms, you say which one you want to sleep in." ”
Although Summer wants to have fun with these people, it's true, but Summer doesn't want Xiao Hei to see such a scene. Anyway, Xiao Hei is still a child, and letting him see such a scene is not a good thing for Xiao Hei's future growth.
Obviously, the worries of summer are a little superfluous, Xiao Hei said directly; "I don't want to go to sleep, I'm not sleepy right now. I'm going to watch you here......" Xiao Hei refused to leave, and these people had no choice. Stay, stay, Xiao Hei sat directly next to Wang Po.
The four of them continued to chat, and after chatting for a while, Wang Po looked at Xiao Hei beside her and suddenly had a wonderful idea! And at this time, the summer also happened to say to the princess; "Lady Wang, hand me the fire." It's not just men who smoke, but Wang Po also smokes.
Coincidentally, the lighter was placed in front of Wang Po, and as soon as she picked up the lighter, Wang Po handed the lighter to Xiao Hei and said to Xiao Hei; "You kid really don't have any manners, and you're going to eat and drink. Don't go over yet, light a cigarette for your uncle. (To be continued.) )