readx; My real name is Zhu Chao. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Former classmates like to joke about my name and call me hogweed (pig food). An ordinary name, an ordinary look, an ordinary height, an ordinary family...... However, I have always considered myself extraordinary, and looking at myself in the mirror who is very handsome and low-key, I am even more determined in my thoughts. Teachers often say that when God closes a door for you, he will open a window for you, so I often wonder if Einstein was handsome and low-key, right? Man is a scientist. Marx is handsome and low-key, right? The whole is full of beards, but the person is a thinker and a politician. Hawking is handsome and low-key enough, right? I'm handsome enough to be low-key, right?

If you want to talk about my extraordinary, it has to start with my birth. I was born on a rainy night in the winter of 1990. To talk about the scene when I was born:

It was a stormy night. When it was close to ten o'clock in the evening, my mother felt that I was about to descend into this world, so my grandmother, with the help of my grandmother, walked with my father and grandfather to the township hospital in the icy rain.

Lightning and sparks in the sky, heavy rain poured, the wind howled, the mountains shook, hundreds of birds chirped, and thousands of dogs barked, only to hear "Wow! ~" A baby's cry crossed the silent night sky, the sky suddenly cleared, the clouds dissipated, and the moon was like the sun. A fresh little life, accompanied by a yellow light, stepped on the seven stars, and descended on this world. But! That's obviously not the way I played.

According to my grandmother, I was tossed in my mother's belly for more than an hour before I came to the world. That night, there was no lightning, no sparks; There was no heavy rain pouring and howling winds; There is no mountain to shake the earth; There was no earth-shattering cry, yellow light, and stepping on the seven stars. On the contrary, I, who was so thin that I felt as if I would be blown away by the wind, did not even cry at all, and closed my eyes tightly.

At that time, everyone present was terrified. Looking at my closed eyes and slightly purple face, what is this, should it be too long, this kid.............

In the end, the experienced old nurse lifted one of my feet with one hand, turned it towards the back, and slapped me a few times, "Woo ~~~~~~ Woo Woo~~~~~~~" and finally had a cry.

Slowly, I found out that not only are we handsome people, but also the uncle who sweeps the streets, the uncle who farms in the countryside is very low-key, and even the people squatting in the prison are also low-key. After graduating from university, I began to think about the question of whether I was born crying and shouting, "Bitter!" ~~~~ Bitter! ~~~~~~No, after graduating from college at the age of twenty-two, I realized that I actually had nothing.

After graduating from a non-mainstream university majoring in history, he ran all over the streets looking for a job. I talked about my girlfriend for three years, and it was only two months after I graduated, saying that I was good for nothing and not motivated at all, so I broke it.

I looked at the very small antique wholesale company in front of me, and I didn't know how many I had applied for. I have always been shy when I was studying, but in the two months since I graduated, I suddenly woke up to the fact that the world is so big, China alone has a population of 1.3 billion, undergraduates are all over the place, and junior college students are not as good as dogs............

Now that I think about it, my dream of being a historian and archaeologist when I was a child is actually not worth a real full meal. Every year, if tens of thousands of students graduate from history majors across the country become archaeologists, it is estimated that China will not be able to dig to the bottom?

Students who have a relationship with the major and have a path, have found a job before they graduate, and the job they are working at now is the graduate school entrance examination. Who made me wake up late as a poor ** silk? I have always believed that as long as I am admitted to university, I will become the pride of the sky, and I will not worry about work. Stay in the dormitory every day to enjoy life, often with girlfriends, deep love, late-night trysts (30,000 words omitted here). Until now, I can't even eat enough, what ideals do I talk about? What kind of love do you talk about, what kind of life do you talk about? .........。

I stood at the door, straightened the cheap suit I bought for about 200 yuan, and plucked up my courage! Thinking about next month's rent, touching the only three hundred and fifty-eight yuan left in his pocket, and continue to try it with a thick skin, as the old saying goes: thick skin, you can eat meat. Take a deep breath and go inside.

"Sir, is there anything I can do to help you?" As soon as my feet stepped into the door, I was greeted by a young man in his twenties, full of obscenity, very thin, as if a gust of wind could blow away. A slightly larger but very neat suit looked particularly awkward on him.

"Are you the boss?" Looking at the thin young man in front of me, I stood at the door and held back the tension in my heart, squeezed the self-recommendation letter in my hand tightly and asked.

"It's not." I saw him glance at the self-recommendation letter in my hand and continued: "You are here to apply?" ”

"yes." As I spoke, I hurriedly took out the cigarette I had been carrying in my pocket, and handed one to the thin young man with a harmless smile on my face. "Brother come and smoke a cigarette." In the past two months, I have changed a lot, I have always been ignorant of the world, and I think I am the pride of the sky. But in the face of society, I either starve to death in arrogance or survive in the world, and it is obvious that I chose the latter.

Maybe many people will look down on me, saying that I have no backbone, even if I don't have the appearance of a country and a city, I must have the pride to destroy a city, when you are hungry, you will know, what pride, temperament, character, temper, romance, that all belong to the rich, a person who can't even eat, there is still the strength to do this, there is still time to think about this. I don't want to be worldly, I also want to be arrogant, but what qualifications do I have to be arrogant, not to eat the fireworks of the world, to be willful, and to pretend to be 13?

The thin young man took the cigarette in my hand, and I quickly took out a lighter and lit it and handed it over. I saw him take two sharp puffs. "To be honest, I like college students like you, no fights. Unlike those melons, who think they are great, and drag them like a ........... of twenty-five or eighty-thousand," he said, the thin young man pointed to the two stools in the corner of the wall and motioned for me to sit there. I sat down on a stool and began to look at the little storefront. The hundred-square-meter storefront is full of all kinds of goods, making the store even more cramped, which is not large enough.

After some conversation, I also have a certain understanding of this small antique shop, this shop, don't look very small, the proper name is Du Buzheng, no wonder it looks very obscene, not right, isn't it crooked. Only the first Chinese, but the people are very good at talking, very interesting, and specially responsible for the purchase. The boss took the other two people to the countryside to buy antiques, and Du Buzheng didn't say anything about the other two.

After talking for a while, Du Buzheng stood up, "That's it, it is estimated that the boss will come back in two days, you go back first, and when the boss comes back, I will tell him about it." In addition, you can also leave the self-recommendation letter, and I will give it to the boss when the time comes. ”

"Then it's going to be troublesome Brother Du."

"Don't worry, you kid is good, I've helped you with this."

Hurriedly handed over a cigarette again, politely, and walked out of the store, hey, this time it won't work, I guess I have to go home.