Chapter 4: The Hell's Wardrobe
Long Qi was wary of Miaoji, and after carefully looking her up and down, he asked, "You're a woman, right?" If these two beautiful bubbling beauties were both men, he would vomit blood!
"What do you mean? Of course I'm a woman! A certain woman said and straightened her proud breasts, and stroked her long shawl hair that she thought was charming.
"It's okay...... Wait, that's not the point! A certain man finally remembered the current priority, "What does it mean to be a star?" Don't say it's not Earth! ”
"Of course not. The earth's resources were depleted hundreds of years ago, long since it was abandoned, and now it is an uninhabitable garbage star. Shang Yin continued to answer.
"Trash Star? Are you kidding? You lied to me, didn't you? Long Qi waved his hand and sneered, "Please, can you play some high poles with tricks?" That's what kind of exploration program you're promoting? Find a few extras to tease me, right? ”
As he spoke, he jumped out of the capsule, with the expression of a great detective, looking around for cameras and staff.
"What exploration plan?" Shang Yin frowned slightly again, feeling as if he had grasped something.
"What about people?" Long Qi ignored him, and continued to look disdainful, looking around with undisguised critical eyes, "3014? Are you kidding! Think you were bluffed? Still sitting on this rotten sofa in 3014? Long Qi kicked the leather single sofa next to him, and when he turned around, he didn't notice that the sofa automatically retreated, and then when he leaned against the snow-white wall, it disappeared automatically.
Long Qi shook to the side of the wardrobe and pulled open the cabinet door, "Do you still use a wooden wardrobe in 3014?" There are no clothes inside! It's too fake, right? I don't do a full set of dramas! He looked back at the two people who were looking at him in a daze, and waved his hand with a disdainful look.
"There's clothes in there, but you have to go in......" Miaoji hesitated for a moment, then reminded in a small voice.
"Go in? Are you afraid that you dare? Long Qi said, stepping into the wardrobe, and before he could see what was going on inside, the cabinet door behind him suddenly closed automatically with a "click".
"Hey!" Long Qi was startled, and hurriedly turned around and wanted to pounce on the door, but when he raised his hand in front of the door, he found that the door lit up with something like a screen, and a bunch of data began to be displayed quickly, but except for a three-dimensional rotating portrait, the others were all words he couldn't understand, but a voice sounded: "New body data is building up ......"
At the same time, Long Qi suddenly felt a chill on his body, and he didn't know what was cool and moist in the dark, sliding across every inch of his skin, which suddenly made him feel creepy, and couldn't help but shout: "Open the door, let me out!" ”
What people didn't expect was that Long Qi's order in a panic actually played a role, and the cabinet door really popped open! The eyes lit up instantly, and Long Qi was shocked to see the two beauties again, but at this time, the two people were staring at him in unison, looking at his face, and then they looked down at him together...... Below......
Long Qi looked down suspiciously at their gaze, and then immediately widened his eyes, the clothes he was wearing just now disappeared at some point, and at this time, he was bathed in the curious eyes of two people! ⊙_⊙!
And at this moment, those two unscrupulous guys actually glared at his "little brother" unceremoniously, browsing and visiting generously, without a trace of guilt.
"Oh yes! Don't look at it! The dragon hurriedly covered his key parts with his hands, and then finally retracted into his shell in a hurry, uh no, in the cabinet behind him.
"! This time the master lost a lot! Long Qi gritted his teeth and stood in the cabinet and cursed, his teeth itching with hatred, "What the hell is this? What about clothes? In the dark, I groped around in the dim light of the screen in front of me, trying to get back the clothes I was wearing just now, but unfortunately I felt it in all directions, and I didn't even touch a strip of cloth, "What the hell?" What about clothes? You can't let you stay naked, right? Even a skirt would do! ”
This wardrobe is very cooperative with him at this point, he still pouted his ass and turned his back to the door and tried to grope, but the words in his mouth fell, and he felt that the green tendons behind him instantly lit up, and Long Qi felt the green tendons on his forehead jump, and turned back slowly and stiffly, and sure enough, the cabinet door behind him bounced open ruthlessly again......
it! Playing with him?! Look at the front and look at the back!? Long Qi didn't have time to think about why the damn cabinet door opened again, but he moved his hands back quickly, and was ready to cover the "small ditch" behind him, but when he touched it, he found that he actually touched the fabric, and he was confused for a while, so he stood up and looked down at himself, very good! This time he was clothed, not naked, but...... He was actually wearing a women's, pink sexy suspender crop top miniskirt at this time!
"Damn! Who did this to you? Come out for you! Long Qi finally roared unbearably, the tiger is not powerful, use him as a cat, right?!
"Hehe......" Miao Ji really couldn't hold back and chuckled.
"Damn! I can't spare you! Long Qi cursed in a low voice, and had no choice but to return to the closet to practice his "turtle shrinkage**".
"His taste...... It's really special......" Shang Yin raised his eyebrows slightly, with a look of disgust and confusion.
After seeing Long Qi retract into the wardrobe again with red ears and anger, Miao Ji had a smile on her face that was about to die: "Brother, please, he doesn't have special tastes, he doesn't understand your concept wardrobe, I think you should teach him." ”
Shang Yin's slightly frowning brows stretched, and he looked back at Miao Ji, who had already smiled and bent over, and asked again, "Is this really the case?" ”
"Of course, he is an ancient man thousands of years ago, you don't think that this 'old antique' can instantly understand your stream-of-consciousness concept wardrobe with a top level of technology, right?" After Miaoji finished speaking, she flicked her fingers funny, and sat down on the sofa that emerged from the ground behind her, waiting for a while to continue watching the show.
Shang Yin walked out of the wardrobe in disbelief and said, "Don't you know how to use it?" It's actually very simple, this wardrobe will automatically scan your stream of consciousness, you just have to imagine what kind of clothes you want. ”
Not long after Shang Yin's words fell, the cabinet door opened again, and Long Qi walked out wearing a normal "modern" men's clothes, although the red tide on his face did not recede, he deliberately put on a straight face, pretending to have an expression of "I don't care".
Seeing Shang Yin standing by the cabinet, Long Qi's flexible black eyes glanced at him fiercely and said, "Don't say it earlier!" ”