"Without further ado, let's get into the main story right away. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" Nightmare Meow savagely interrupted the other party's complaint, "Do you know why Ben Meow took you home?" ”

"To make you brainstorm and take a detour?" Mo Lin continued to complain, "Anyway, don't we need to introduce ourselves? You don't know who we are yet. ”

"Who do you think Ben Meow is?" The black cat raised its head proudly, and its tail was cocked to the ceiling, "This meow has known for five hundred years, and after five hundred years, there is nothing in this world that this meow does not know!" ”

"A story will be held, where to find a soulmate at the end of the world...... Sister Feng? Mo Lin's eyes instantly sharpened, and he complained mercilessly.

"You've got enough of the!" The black cat jumped straight to his feet angrily, and almost didn't jump up from the sofa to bite him twice, "Who didn't let Ben Meow go around, you yourself are a little conscious, okay!" ”

"I'm sorry, but that thing was thrown away with Temperance when I drank 'Floating Dreams.'"

The black cat took a deep breath and lazily rested its head on its paws, closing its eyes.

"Little ghost who almost died, if it weren't for your high-dimensional isotope who knew the truth about the world, how would Ben Meow be idle and run to save you?" He snorted coldly and continued, "There is still a big mess of things waiting for Ben Meow to do at home, are you very idle when Ben Meow?" ”

At this moment, a plate full of refined cat food slammed into the table, shaking a black cat and almost falling off the sofa.

"Huh." A delicate girl with a king-shaped pattern on her forehead said with a smile, "Whew, come and eat." ”

"Hey, Ben Meow is also dignified!" The black cat protested weakly.

"Dignity?" The Wang Hu girl narrowed her eyes, and her amber vertical pupils revealed a thick killing intent. "Then can you tell me that I can sleep all day long in addition to eating, or a dead cat lying on my lap...... Where the hell are you busy? Don't tell me, what has been in front of me all this time is just a 'real phantom', and your real body has long since disappeared from where to get into trouble. ”

"Tiger Meow. Let's talk about it in private. Nightmare Meow said in a low voice, "Don't look at Ben Meow like this, it's a face-saving meow anyway." ”

"Face?" The murderous aura in Wang Hu's girl's eyes became heavier and heavier, almost condensed into substance, "Heh, take out your face and let me see it?" ”

The black cat hung its head. Gray ran away to eat the food that came to him, and he didn't even dare to let out a fart.

“…… What kind of drama is this? TVB at eight o'clock? Mo Lin watched the show with great interest, not realizing that a terrible cannon had turned to him, "Is there a fixed illegitimate plot next?" The plot of the second grandmother's door-to-door visit? The plot of an illegitimate child falling in love with his own child? 'Are you hungry or not, I'll give you food below'? ”

"Heh, he dares. If there really is such a thing as an illegitimate child. I broke his four legs, cut the cat whip and chopped it up and fed it to the Wang Xingren. Wang Hu girl's eyes turned to Mo Lin and said coldly, "You males, there is no good thing. ”

The black cat that had been eavesdropping with its ears pricked up exploded on the spot, almost squirting out the cat food in its mouth.

"Tiger Meow, we're enough. There are some things that you really can't talk about. Nightmare Meow said cautiously, for fear of touching the tiger's whiskers, "We're talking about business here, why don't you go and see Amber first?" ”

"Hmph." The Wang Hu girl snorted lightly, leaving a meaningful look and then walked away.

In the empty reception room, Black Cat and Mo Lin were relatively silent, and the latter broke the silence after a while.

"What's that, married life is quite happy, huh?"

"Which eye did you see Ben Meow...... Tsk, do you need to say that? Married life must be happy! The black cat abruptly changed his tune, as he noticed that the door to the reception room seemed to be slit. Well, let's get down to business first. Blue Star Man, do you know why Ben Meow wants to save you? ”

"This topic has come full circle and is coming back?" Mo Lin scratched his head, always feeling that some murderous girl would push the door with a kitchen knife.

"Then you just listen to Ben Meow and tell me ......"

(So, the festival wood has ............ ）

For a lolicon. The power of Meng Lori is stronger than the atomic bomb, the hydrogen bomb, the neutron bomb, the proton annihilation bomb, the crystal wall system disintegration bomb or something. A guy who didn't know Japanese learned a foreign language in just three days, and no matter how he spoke, at least he was able to communicate on a daily basis.

Actually, it's because a certain meow doesn't want to turn to Google Translate anymore......

"So, your name is Motosu and Mako, right?" The man touched his chin and looked at Meng Lori, who was five meters away from him, "I said why are you so far away from me, I won't eat you." ”

"So, your name is Mo Lin, right?" Meng Lori said in the same tone, not even the sentence structure changed, it was clearly mocking, "I said why are you so close to me, and I don't want to be eaten by you." ”

"Hey, you've listened to Uncle Ben!" Mo Lin, who finally got his name, patted his chest and said proudly, "I'm not that kind of perverted lolicon, I'm a real gentleman!" Gentleman, do you understand? ”

"Well, yes, Mr. Perverted Gentleman." Meng Lori nodded seriously, directly causing tons of damage to a loli con.

"It's all said that it's not a pervert.,Why do you have to hold on to the pervert.,You flat-chested Lori!" Mo Lin pulled his hair frantically and spit out the forbidden words, "What can you do in Pingchuan that can make me beastly hairy, poor milk or anything can't sprout at all!" ”

"You, you beast!" Moe Lori Mako had tears in her eyes, and by the way, she was five meters away from that guy, "I only know how to stare at other people's breasts, and I keep laughing at other people's shortcomings...... Perverted, perverted, perverted! ”

"Okay, I was wrong, please have a lot of them, let the small one go." Mo Lin bent down without restraint, that posture was simply a smear for the majority of Loricon, "Yes, because it's still Lori, so there's still a lot of room for growth in the future, right?" Aha, when you grow up, we will be childhood sweethearts, from childhood to adulthood, it can't be better! ”

“…… Although what you say is normal, why do I feel that there is an extremely obscene meaning in it? Moe Lori Mako snorted and said suspiciously.

"Illusions, all illusions." Mo Lin straightened his face and said seriously. Of course, those who don't understand are good boys. Once you understand the true meaning of it, you will never get it back...... For example, a meow.

Obviously, Motosu and Mako, who knew all the languages of the world, did not understand it.

"Speaking of which, why are your eyes blue?" Meng Lori changed the topic, and her little head couldn't store too much complicated information, "Cold, cold, like there is no trace of temperature...... Also, there are no feelings. Even though you're laughing and talking to me, I don't feel the ups and downs and fluctuations in your emotions at all. ”

"yes, do you already understand?" Mo Lin's expression was cold, and his words were as cold as the wind of the nine winters, "Bensu and Mako, you know...... Don't cry, I'll tease you! ”

"Okay, it's scary." Mako squatted on the ground with her head in her arms, sobbing with tears in her eyes, "You, are you going to kill me......"

"So this ability is a cheat at all!" Mo Lin dropped the cup on the spot, but that thing was made of aerospace aluminum-magnesium alloy, which was absolutely durable, "What else can he do besides scaring Lori!" ”

"Are you...... The capable? Mako looked up suspiciously and asked softly.

"Did you just find out, I've been with him for three days!" Mo Lin has the posture of incarnating as a spit servant, but he definitely doesn't know that the spit will go back to his hometown to get married, "Are you stupid, stupid Lori!" ”

"Who, who's stupid! Hmph, if you want to say that, you are also a fool when you only introduce yourself after three days of getting along! Moe Lori Mako retorted unconvinced.

"Heh, hehe......" Mo Lin turned his head and made a standard new house Zhaozhi turned his head at a 45° angle, "Private, Bendang Red Deer." (I'm really, a fool.) ）”

"You, haven't you seen Madoka Magical Girl?" Meng Lori shuddered, as if the Lori in front of her would turn into a skull mermaid in the next moment.

"?" Mo Lin was startled, and couldn't help but say the forbidden sentence again, "How big is your parent's brain, to let a ten-year-old little Lori look at a little round face?" Aren't they afraid that the warrior of love will be depressed by the abyss! ”

"I don't have parents, so I'm not afraid of those plots." Meng Lori was very calm when she said this, just like someone asked "What did you have for breakfast?" When he replied "pancake fruit", "I, I wasn't scared to cry by Sister Ma Mei who turned around!" ”

"Don't say it's you, even I was taken aback." Mo Lin sighed and couldn't help but shudder, "Fortunately, Xiaoyuan was sealed in the end, otherwise God knows how long the magical girl's cup will last." ”

"Poor Sayaka, the only magical girl who died in the new world is still her......" Meng Lori also sighed, as if she was feeling sorry for a certain blue hair.

"Pick-up man, dick silk life, she doesn't die, there is no reason." Mo Lin shook his head and made up a three-character scripture, and then stopped, "I said, are we standing still?" ”

"Huh? Have it? Mako subconsciously responded.

"Of course, you see." Mo Lin pointed to the marks carved on the tree and said solemnly, "Is this the mark we left a day ago, or did you carve it yourself with your fingernails." In our Celestial Empire, there has always been a story of ghosts hitting the wall, and it is said that pedestrians may continue to walk in circles along a section of the road when walking at night, which is to encounter a ghost ......"

"Ah, ah, I didn't hear anything!" Meng Lori decisively covered her ears and shouted loudly. It's a pity that she forgot one thing, as a bloodline awakener, she still has a pair of fluffy, triangular ...... that grow on the top of her head Beast ears.

ps: (I can't make up for it today, and I guess I'll have to work overtime tomorrow...... I don't want to always drop the qaq of the festival)