Chapter 153: Catch a toad and pee
"What do you mean?"
The female shopkeeper seemed to realize something, and quickly covered her blouse.
"What do you mean? Let's take a look at your mole again! Hu Kai said confidently, "Let everyone see, how many moles are there on your navel?" β
"You!"
The female shopkeeper was flushed and excited, but she couldn't say a word.
"Old ...... Lao Hu! Tingting was stunned and hurriedly asked Hu Kai, "What the hell is going on?" We saw two moles! Don't...... Is there a - fake? β
"Humph!" Hu Kai pointed at the Xiaoli who was neither male nor female, and said, "If this person is a nursery, then it means that in the first game, they have already played a fairy jump!" Therefore, this second guess of the mole, they will play again if they can't keep it, and they will be tired of it! I thought, what would she do if she wanted to do her hands and feet on the mole? β
"Hmm......" Tingting's brain was spinning, and she guessed casually, "Be a fake?" β
"Not too much!" Hu Kaichong Tingting stretched out his thumb, and then pointed to the female shopkeeper's stomach and said, "There must be a real mole on her stomach." Then, she made another fake one and stuck it to the other side of her navel!
"When the time comes, if we guess one, she won't move the fake one, and let us see that she has two moles.
"But once we guess two, she only needs to dig hard through her clothes, and the fake mole will fall off the trend, and in the end it will be us who loses the gamble!"
"Wow, it's actually a two-end block?" Tingting praised again and again, "This old man is foolproof!" Old Ma, it's no wonder that Mr. Hu has counted you down, you are a magician, can't you see this little trick? β
βWhatοΌβ Ma Haiqi has already been circled.
"So!" Hu Kai said again, "I guessed a mole!" That way, once she cheats, we have proof! So, boss, why are you still stunned, take off your clothes? Look at what I'm saying, is it true? β
"You!"
The female boss pressed her blouse stiffly, and it could be seen from her extremely nervous appearance that she must have been hit by nonsense.
However, she pondered for a moment, and still retorted:
"You...... Do you want to be a scoundrel and not admit it? β
Hu Kai smiled: "We admit it!" As long as you can prove that you only have a mole on your navel, we are absolutely willing to lose! I said, "Are you taking it off?" Didn't you take it off quite neatly just now? β
"Hmm...... Miss Ben, I've already shown you once, and you've already lost! Why should I take it off? "The female shopkeeper is still resisting.
"Good! Then don't get excited, let's go to the police now, and find the police to reason," Hu Kai said and was about to go out, "I remember that the police officers told me that people who are out of the old will be disqualified from being human beings and become slaves of others for entertainment!" If I had a slave like you, it would be a blessing for three lives......"
"Hey! Wait a minute...... Wait......"
This time, the female shopkeeper was really frightened, she ran a few steps and stopped Hu Kai. At the same time, she turned her head and yelled at that Lili: "Why don't you get out of here?" β
Although Lili was angry, she still lowered her head and ran out because of the loss.
Seeing that there were no others in the house, the female shopkeeper immediately regained her smile and said to everyone very politely:
"Everyone, brothers and sisters, we have something to say, something to say!" She coquettishly helped Hu Kai, motioned for Hu Kai to sit down first, and then shouted at the back kitchen, "Fat Dragon, hurry, eight big bowls of ramen, add more meat!" Plus eight eggs, eight bottles of soda! β
"Oh......" Someone in the back kitchen immediately agreed, and then he got busy with his work.
"Hey, hey!" Seeing that she had stabilized everyone, the female shopkeeper hurriedly bowed, bent over and said, "Brothers and sisters, you see that I am young, so forgive me this time!" Well, I'll give you back your money as it is, and I don't want any more money for what you ordered, okay? β
"Oops!" Tingting saw that the plot had a 180-degree rotation, and suddenly came to her senses, and she was busy beating the side drum in a weird way, "Teacher Hu, Teacher Hu!" It's been a long time since I've eaten shredded fish-flavored pork, so I really want to order a dish! β
"No problem, no problem!" The female shopkeeper took over the conversation with a smile on her face, "Little sister, just order whatever you want to eat!" As long as the small shop has it, all of it doesn't cost money! β
"yes? So good? Tingting finally caught up, hurriedly brought the menu, and said to the female shopkeeper, "Sister, we are so hungry!" Well, why don't you give us a plate of the dishes on your menu? β
"Hoo ......"
The female shopkeeper was obviously lucky, there were forty or fifty dishes on this menu, and she had made them all over again, and she had lost a lot! But in desperation, it was not easy to attack, so I could only stand there with an embarrassed face.
"Tsk! Minx! Hu Kai glared at Tingting and shouted, "Order so many dishes, can you eat them?" Boss, don't listen to her, just give her a fish-flavored shredded pork! Let's eat ramen! β
Tingting wanted to say something, but was pressed by Hu Kai:
"In the morning, how greasy is it to eat stir-fried vegetables? Boss, why don't you go soon? β
The female shopkeeper heard that Hu Kai was relieving the siege, nodded in gratitude, and then went to the back kitchen to work.
After she left, Zhang Shi and the others immediately approached Hu Kai and asked him how he could see that there was something greasy in this?
Hu Kai smiled slightly, and immediately said to everyone: "I have been a tour guide for so many years, what kind of liar has not seen it?" Some people with bad intentions can smell lies when they open their mouths! As soon as I take off my pants, I know what is! β
"Old Hu Wow, I really didn't expect that you have already become a sperm!" Tingting complimented.
"Ever since we entered the door, this female shopkeeper has been constantly looking at us," Hu Kai said again, "and it was clearly written in her eyes: these people are newcomers who don't know the rules, I have to deceive them and cheat them out of a few dollars!" β
"I ...... Why didn't I see it? Zhang Shi shook his head helplessly.
"You're stupid!" Xie Yufei did not forget to reveal the old story.
"The first time I bet on men and women, I was always closer to the back kitchen, and the kitchen was always tinkling, but when we gambled, there was no movement inside! It's obvious that the cook is looking for help! Hu Kai continued to explain, "However, if I expose it on the spot, we don't have evidence, and she won't admit it!" That's why I made a second bet with her! β
"But......" Xiao Xie said peacefully, "when we look at the navel, we don't see anything wrong, how do you know that one of them is fake?" β
"You're all attracted by people's navels and small waists!" Hu Kai said in an educational tone, "Actually, I was also attracted, I couldn't see it at all, it was all blind guessing!" β
"Hu ...... Old...... Shi ......" Zhang Shi rolled his eyes.
"It's very simple, I guessed based on the scene!" Hu Kai was unabashed, "I bluffed her, and if I bluffed, it means that I guessed right!" Don't stop, it's a big deal to play another game! People who are out of the old will always show their feet! β
"Click, you can really think of it!" Zhang Shi shook his head, "One game is 376 yuan!" β
"Lao Hu! Are you fascinated by this little female boss? Tingting suddenly gave Hu Kai a serious sentence, "Since you have caught her handle, why don't you beat her into a slave and listen to us?" Even if we want to blackmail her, let her give us more benefits! β
"Tsk!" Hu Kai smacked his lips, "What am I fascinated by?" Can't you see that? Now this is on someone's one-third of an acre of land! When the time comes, even if you find the police, people won't admit it, saying that they haven't gambled with us, what can you do? Is there a video? Is there a recording? Are there any witnesses?
"The whole Chinatown is someone's territory, she can find a random witness to slander us! When the time comes, I don't know who will be made into slaves!
"Therefore, if you see a good thing, you will accept it, and you will be forgiving and forgiving! You leave no room for this, you have to take out the urine when you catch the toad, and sooner or later you will suffer a big loss! Hu Kaiyi preached with righteous words.
"Sunima-three! I'm sorry! At this time, Xiaomei, who hadn't made a sound for a long time, couldn't help but ask, "Excuse me, what is a toad?" What is urine? (To be continued.) )