Chapter 8: Two Perverts
"Why?! No matter how I got here, I'm not from here! I belong to 2022! Long Qi's eyes were red again, why was he not allowed to go home even if he wanted to? Why?!
"Because you are already a part of history, the trajectory of your life, 2022 in history has ended, if you go back and continue to live, it will disrupt the order of time and space, so the Time and Space Administration will never allow it." Shang Yin just explained the reason with a rigid face, but he didn't know how cruel his words were.
"You're saying I'm already history? Is the dragon in 2022 dead at all? After Long Qi finished speaking, he sat down on the ground in a daze, slowly shrunk into a ball, like a marionette with a broken string, and his expression was so decadent and depressed that it made people feel distressed.
Miao Ji looked at her brother with an indifferent face with some embarrassment, and then looked at Long Qi, who seemed to be lifeless in an instant, sitting on the ground, and didn't know what to say for a while, but at this time, she accidentally found that Long Qi's black pants were wet, and then looked closely, only to find that Long Qi's knee actually had a wound the size of half a palm, which was bleeding at this time, and it should have been swept by the robot's "death light" just now.
"Ah, are you hurt?" Miao Ji leaned over, gently grabbed his arm and said, "Can I help you go for treatment?" ”
Long Qi was stunned, and then he found that the injury on his leg, it seemed that he was stimulated by Shang Yin and Miao Ji just now, but he didn't find it all the time, and then after Miao Ji mentioned it, he felt that the wound was hot and painful, but fortunately, it was only a flesh wound.
Seeing this, Shang Yin immediately walked to the treatment table first, waiting for Long Qi to come over.
When Long Qi looked up and saw Shang Yin, he felt panicked in his heart, and immediately gritted his teeth and said, "No!" I don't need you to be pitiful, you can't die from this little injury, it'll be fine in a few days! After saying that, he shook his arm and shook off Miaoji's hand.
"Why wait for it to be good on its own, it's going to be very fast with regeneration." Miao Ji didn't know what Ryu was holding on to, and why she refused treatment.
"I'm not rare!" Long Qi began to lose his temper angrily, and as soon as he stood up, he wanted to stand up and leave handsomely, but unfortunately, as soon as he exerted his strength, he screamed out in a cold sweat, "Ah! It fucking hurts! ”
"What's wrong with you?" Miao Ji saw Long Qi exhale softly, and her face was puzzled.
"It hurts!" Long Qi really admired the endurance of the two brothers and sisters, they didn't even snort when they broke their arms and legs just now, and they screamed in pain from this little injury, which was really embarrassing.
"What is pain?" Miao Ji asked, looking Long Qi up and down with a strange expression.
"What is ...... Hurt? Long Qi raised his eyebrows and looked at the curious Miaoji beauty, "Are you teasing me?" What do you say hurts? ”
"It hurts here?" Shang Yin had already squatted beside Long Qi quickly at this time, and reached out and poked at someone's wound unceremoniously, "You mean it hurts here?" ”
"Ahh it! Tap! The dragon's hair stood on end in pain.
"What does it feel like to hurt?" Miao Ji also squatted down with her brother with a curious face, and a pair of beautiful big eyes actually flashed with uneasy excitement, and before Long Qi had time to take precautions, she also poked at someone's wound like her brother.
"Oh!" Long Qi screamed in pain again, and then he suddenly remembered a mobile phone game he played when he was a child, Tom Cat, who would scream when he touched his tail and feet. it! Play him as a game, two people take turns in class, you poke me and click it, but it's a lot of fun! He was so hurt that his eyes were in tears, and he screamed left and right, like calling that bed!
"Oh yes! You two perverts! Go away! It hurts to death! "Damn! Bastard! Also poke! Don't play like this! "Ahh Don't touch it! "Long Qi is really hot this time, reaching out and rudely pushing away the two bastards who are still poking around there with a look of not having enough fun." Enough is enough for the two of you! ”
"What's wrong? Stingy! It's fun! Miao Ji's face was still unfinished. While Long Qi's eyes were staring in disbelief, he was surprised to see Shang Yin actually nodding in agreement!
"Fuck off! Why don't you let you play? "Bastard! Is there anyone playing with this?
"Hmm...... In fact, we don't feel pain. Miao Ji said with some embarrassment, she has a historical memory chip, although she didn't remember what "pain" was at first, but she soon found this memory in her "historical memory bank". Just because there is none, just because the word "pain" is just a legend in their time, so they will be so excited and curious just now.
"No pain? How so? Long Qi's eyes widened again in disbelief, no wonder this brother and sister can behave so calmly with broken arms and legs, except for the pale face, they haven't even hummed, it turns out that they don't feel pain, they don't hurt at all!
"Pain is an 'adverse reaction' in human memory, so in 2703, it was completely eliminated with the efforts of scientists, and humans after this time have no pain." Miao Ji continued to patiently explain to Long Qi.
Long Qi felt a little stunned again, it turned out that after a thousand years, human beings will no longer be in pain, and human beings who can't hurt are still human beings? "That's how it ......"
"Uh-huh!" Miao Ji nodded vigorously, "So, can you let me play again?" ”
Play? Long Qi's eyes widened again, is there anyone playing with this? However, at this time, he suddenly found that the two brothers and sisters were looking at him with bright eyes, and those two beautiful eyes radiated green light like wolves. it! Is this trying to eat him? Do you really want to play with him like Tom?
"Oh!" Before Long Qi could finish thinking about it, these two guys couldn't wait to stretch out their claws! Long Qi screamed again in surprise......
Perverted! I don't care about you! Let me cry quietly for a while!
Under the repeated frenzy of Long Qi, coupled with the visit of the security agent who received the distress alert, Shang Yin and Miao Ji finally give up the game of torturing Long Qi and work together to solve the next problem - how to send the two security agency agents away.
The two siblings had the same idea at this time - to hide the dragon! Because after all, they have no clue about this attack, if Long Qi is exposed at this time, it will cause more trouble, so it is still necessary to hide him first, but unfortunately Long Qi never seems to understand their painstaking efforts, and he said that he wanted to leave their house, and even called "Uncle Policeman save me" in the end, which made them really unable to figure out the reason, and then they had to lock him up directly, and wait for the two detectives to be dispatched.