No one stopped the ubiquitous media people, especially this one who had done everything in advance, from official permits to road permits. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

João's protests are coming in one after another, making the harmonious extravaganza somewhat awkward.

Guy kept his old demeanor, but moved to the limousine a little faster.

"He can come in, right?" Wu Ming politely asked Bin Ladan, "After all, this interview seems to have been approved by you." ”

Bin Laden nodded quietly: "This is a good thing, we have always been happy to cooperate with our friends in the media, because the truth must be preached and justice must be preached." He nodded at the nervous security guards: "Please let our Mr. João in, I think he is already impatient." ”

Sure enough, a crack opened in the courtyard door, and the media person had already turned into a rabbit, spread his two long legs, and rushed in with a whizz.

During the fast run, he also greeted the thug elders in the courtyard one by one: "Hey, is that you, old K?" I thought I was dazzled, but you came out of Kenya's cave again...... Good evening, Mr. Clownfish from Sailor Island, your report was very successful, let's talk about it tomorrow...... Oh, don't hide, cute Dobido, I love your bow tie today, it goes well with your short body......"

The senators all avoided João as if they were running away from the plague, but it seemed that most of them had contact with the well-known figure, and on the whole, that contact was not pleasant.

The personal bodyguard opened the car door for Guy, and Joao had already made a quick move, raising one hand to say hello to Binladan and Wu Ming, and handing the microphone to Guy with the other.

"As a popular figure in the next prime minister's race, don't you think that the appearance of this hot area at this moment is suspected of attracting votes?" He asked sharply.

"It's just a private meeting, so I don't think there's going to be a problem." Guy raised his hand complacently and slipped into the luxury car, "I'm sorry, Mr. Joao, but I'm in a hurry to stay for your interview, and I have to say you're too late." ”

Although Joao withdrew the microphone, he did not show weakness in his attitude: "I'm late, and the relevant reports about you are not in the plan of this interview mission, but please put your mind to a hundred hearts, I will dig out something you don't want to see, just modify my interview outline slightly, your private meeting will turn into a political scandal!" ”

"Watch your words, Mr. Joao!" Guy's car door slammed shut, and the voice he left behind finally showed a hint of unhappiness, "Please don't forget, as a high-ranking official of an independent country, I have the right to withdraw your permission to interview at any time!" ”

Joao gracefully bowed and watched the limousine drive away.

"Lack of grace!" He said word by word, turned to look at Wu Ming, then at Dr. Doerr, and finally fixed his gaze on Binladan. "Although this is not in my planning for this interview, I would like to ask you in advance, if you have time, can you give me a chance to do a supplementary interview with you? Because I found that there were some gaps in the information from the previous time. He smiled and pleaded.

Binladan slapped his forehead exaggeratedly: "I beg you not to bother me, Mr. Joao?" After the last interview, I took three kilograms of brain tonic medicine, and I still feel dizzy. ”

"I'll take your consent......" Joao took out his electronic interview notes, and quickly swiped his fingers on them a few times, as if he had left a note, and added as if he were in pursuit, "and these guys in the courtyard, please say hello in advance, I need to ask two questions for each of them; Just two sentences, can it be regarded as the background information of this interview with the Holy Son? ”

Bin Laden weakly put his arm on Dr. Dür'err's shoulder, and said to him, "I suddenly feel as if I am sick, and since I am almost busy with business, I must go back to rest, or the old fellow of Subayt will have to trouble me." ”

Dr. Dur smiled knowingly, grabbed Binladan's arm and was about to retreat, but João still did not give up, and his steps blocked his way.

"And you, Dr. Doerr, it is said that you are working intensively with a medical institution in the East, can you tell us something about it?" He asked seriously, "Do you think that we humans will soon break through the limits of life expectancy in the near future?" ”

"It's just a theory. I'm sorry, but I have a non-disclosure agreement and can't tell you more. Dr. Durr smiled and shook his head, refusing to stop, and just took Binladan by the arm and left the scene like a gust of wind.

"Oh, then ......"

Joao turned around again, only to find that the huge courtyard was empty, except for a dozen or so service personnel who were cleaning up the mess, those veteran thugs were like evaporating from the world, and they had long disappeared, but outside the courtyard gate, the engines of dozens of luxury vehicles were humming.

"Then, it's just you." He snatched a glass of red wine from the waiter who hurriedly walked by, and saluted Wu Ming, "I only found out now that you are the best speaker in the whole world." ”

Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders with a smile: "It also depends on the situation, if your interviews are conducted according to the outline, I am very happy to cooperate." ”

"Forget that useless outline!" Joao raised his glass and took a sip, "It's just a deceptive façade, generated in batches by robots that lack the spirit of digging, and I don't even look at it." Everything really useful is here......" he pointed to his head, "here it is!" ”

"You really make sense of that......" Wu Ming laughed with ulterior motives, "Your head is exactly what I value the most." ”

The yard was quickly cleaned by the hard-working staff, and at Joao's request, the lights were all lit up and illuminated as daylight. The holographic camera is under the control of the robot looking for the best position in the air, and Joao himself is putting the finishing touches on his dress.

"Before I start, I'll have to trouble you to sign it for me." He handed the electronic interview notes to Wu Ming, his fingers slid twice, and a densely written contract-style document appeared on the LCD screen, "It's just a regular procedure, it's all clichés, you just need to sign your name, it's where you sign the payment, on the last page." ”

This is clearly a trap.

Because at Joao's urging, no matter how strong the reading ability is, there is no way to read through all the terms in a hurry. Fortunately, Wu Ming was quite cautious, and stopped the page turning in time before Joao's fingers swiped.

"Wait...... There seems to be a problem here. He pointed to a line of handwriting and said, "This is grape bud language, isn't it?" Why would you ask to stay with me for three months? ”

Joao was stunned for a moment: "Oh, it turns out that you can still understand the language of grape buds......"

"A little dabbling." Wu Ming smiled faintly, thinking to himself, this is just a little trick, even if he makes a Zulu document, he can guarantee that he can translate it word for word.

"The use of Grape Bud as a contract document is to avoid ambiguity when translated from translation to translation. You also know that people are somewhat dependent on their mother tongue. He blinked and said, "And I have been following you for the purpose of interviewing, after all, this is an important topic, if you don't go deep into the interviewee, how can you dig out the truth?" Come on, let's just sign your name. ”

"Yours is the real thing." Wu Ming sighed with a smile, "Your mouth can say black as white, and zombies as living people." All the truth has been taken by you, and I, the coerced person, have become a bad person. It's obvious that you're going to dig up my scandal, but you're asking me to cooperate with you, and you're not even going to get into the bathroom to do some personal business. ”

"Don't be so hostile, my Excellency the Son." After being exposed, João did not feel embarrassed at all, "We are cooperating with each other to offer a little laughter to this suffering world - to entertain the public, in exchange for great benefits, isn't that what you value the most?" ”

"You're right, that's exactly what happened." Wu Ming followed Joao's words and continued, but deliberately wanted to prevaricate, "But this time is a little long...... As you can see, not long after you appeared, the whole courtyard was quiet. Those guys left me a very bad example, and thought you were a very difficult person to get along with. ”

"Quite the opposite!" João forced the document to the last page, "I am a very good person, I believe that over time, you will be sure of this, and even develop deep feelings for me." ”

Wu Ming secretly rolled his eyes, thinking of Joao's true identity as a homosexual, and even shuddered: "I believe not, there will definitely be no deep feelings between us......"

However, he had already taken the pen and followed Joao's point.

"Very good...... That's right! ”

Looking at the neat handwriting floating on the screen, the corners of Joao's mouth curved into an elegant smile, "Thank you for your cooperation, my dear Mr. Holy Son." ”

"I would prefer you to call me by my name rather than by my holy son." Wu Ming also smiled, "And if I really want to say thank you, it should be my thank you, respected Mr. Joao." ”

"Happy working together!" The two said together.

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