Chapter 180: I Didn't Do It
"Good stuff?" Ananda and Kasa glanced at each other, and there was a little doubt in their eyes.
"Yes, good thing, but since you don't know what good it is, what are you happy about?" Li Jie didn't understand that these two people didn't know the meaning of this action, so why were they so happy just now?
"Hehe, this, you said that there are good things to give, we are not happy, we may not cry?" Ananda looked at Li Jie with a smile and said something that made Li Jie very dumbfounded.
Li Jie stared wide-eyed, looking at Ananda and Ka Ye in front of him, and admired it very much, Nima, there is such a person, just saying that it is a good thing, you can pass the test, if those people in reality can be like this, then my Great Celestial Empire is not developed!
"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, I don't understand, I can help you." Li Jie stood stunned for a moment, and then said with a nonchalant face: "This, you all heard it just now, I made it with the ginseng fruit of that town Yuanzi Daxian, do you still need to tell me about the effect?" ”
After speaking, Li Jie winked at Ananda and Ka Ye.
Ananda and Ka Ye just heard this ginseng fruit, and they knew that it was a good thing, but when they saw Li Jie's action, they didn't understand it, so they asked Li Jie what it meant, not what Li Jie thought, as long as he said it was a good thing, he would accept it.
"Oh, yes, yes!" Ananda happily stepped forward, took the wine jar from Li Jie's hand, and after looking at it carefully with Ka Ye, he put it away.
After receiving what should be received, cough cough, at least in the eyes of Ananda and Kaya. It should be collected.
The two of them began to select a part of the scriptures in the Scripture Pavilion and handed it to Li Jie, and Li Jie and the four of them took some of them with a smile and let the white dragon horse carry them. Some of them are loaded into the burdens carried by the sand monks.
During this period, Li Jie also quietly watched. After confirming that this was the true scripture, he was also relieved, after all, he didn't want to run back.
After getting the scriptures, Li Jie and the four of them came to the main hall, said goodbye to Rulai, and went directly to the clouds and flew back to Datang.
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"Damn, you want to dive me! Brother Dang is really afraid of you! "Li Jie and Sun Wukong are flying in the sky. The expression was very unhappy.
"Oh, Master, isn't it that the emperor wants to ask you, how can you cultivate immortals, why are you making such a fuss." Sun Wukong looked at Li Jie with a face that didn't take him too seriously.
"Cut, that's not you, if it's you, it is estimated that you have already destroyed Datang!" Li Jie looked at Sun Wukong with disdain.
"Hehe, Master, the emperor is obviously drunk. It was accidentally falling on you, and it wasn't intentional! Zhu Bajie looked at Li Jie with a smile.
"Yes, yes, Master, I have seen it carefully. The emperor was drunk and fell on top of you, but I don't quite understand. Why is he calling Mei Niang while pulling out your clothes, Master. Speaking of this, the sand monk was a little puzzled. Immediately, Sha Seng suddenly remembered something, and stared at Li Jie with wide eyes. said in a very affirmative tone: "Ah, by the way, isn't it Master, you still have a name called Mei Niang?" ”
After speaking, Sha Seng nodded affirmatively, "Yes, it must be so, otherwise, why did the emperor just hold you all the time!" ”
After listening to Sha Seng's words, Li Jie directly lost any expression on his face, and looked at Sha Seng with a dark face, "What did you just say?" I didn't hear me, can I say a word? ”
After speaking, Li Jie made a deaf look.
When Sha Seng heard this, he really thought that Li Jie didn't understand, so he was about to open his mouth to say it again.
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie found that something was wrong, and they saw Li Jie's other hand, which was behind him, and he was still holding a strange-shaped thing in his hand.
However, although Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie don't know what this thing is, they can also think that this must be a bad thing.
Thinking of this, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie glanced at each other, Zhu Bajie directly hugged Sha Seng, and Sun Wukong hugged Li Jie sideways.
"That, Senior Brother Sha, I'm a little hungry old pig, do you have anything to eat there?" Zhu Bajie felt that he had found a reason.
"No, second senior brother, didn't you eat just now, why are you hungry again, it seems that you are really a pig!" The sand monk succeeded in pulling a hatred for himself.
“…… Senior brother, come on, I'm afraid I can't help but beat him! Zhu Bajie let go of Sha Seng with a dark face, walked to Li Jie's side without saying a word, and hugged Li Jie.
Seeing this, Sun Wukong had no choice but to come to the side of Sha Seng, "Hehe, what, Senior Brother Sha, my old grandson's back is a little itchy, you can help me scratch it!" ”
As he spoke, Sun Wukong turned around, turned his back to Sha Seng, and faced Li Jie and Zhu Bajie.
"Isn't it, senior brother, haven't you taken a bath for a long time? Although you are a monkey and you don't like to go into the water, you can't help but take a bath, how unhygienic it is! Sha Seng said as he covered his nose and took a few steps back.
“…… Master, go ahead, I won't stop you! Sun Wukong also returned to Li Jie's side with a black face.
"Don't worry, the teacher will give you !!!! anger" Li Jie said very calmly, walked slowly to the side of the sand monk, and gently patted the sand monk's face.
"Don't worry, I'll be very gentle!!!"
"Ahh
"Ah, Master, how can you discharge!"
"Zizi Zi ......"
"Ah, Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, help me stop Master, Master is crazy again!"
“………… Hehe!! When Li Jie heard this, he sneered and glanced at Sha Seng, and then...
"Zizi Zi ......"
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"Li Jie, what's going on?" Rulai looked at Li Jie with a calm face.
"Uh... Excuse me, Buddha, what are you asking? Li Jie looked at Rulai with a puzzled expression.
When Rulai heard this, he looked down at the sand monk who was black and still swinging from time to time, and looked at Ananda and Ka Ye who had a big belly on the side.
Rulai silently pinched the rosary in his hand, and said in a very calm tone: "What is going on with Ananda and Kasya?" ”
Li Jie looked at Ananda and Ka Ye, and then looked at Rulai in disbelief, "This, I really didn't do it!" After speaking, Li Jie pulled Sun Wukong, pointed at Sun Wukong and said: "Buddha, Wukong can testify to me, I went back directly, I didn't stay in Lingshan for long, they were pregnant, I definitely didn't do it, besides, I don't have the ability to make a man pregnant!" ”
After listening to Li Jie's words, everyone present was stupid, especially those Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, and Arhats, all of whom were blue-faced.
Rulai suddenly felt a little pain in his teeth, "Talking about people!" ”
"That, I didn't do it, I'm a man, I can only get women pregnant, as for getting men pregnant, I'm sorry I haven't tried it for the time being, of course, I don't want to test it in the future!" Li Jie's serious face let everyone know that he would not try to make a man pregnant. (To be continued......)
PS:P: I'm sorry.,Yesterday it was actually coded.,I forgot to release it just now.