Chapter 160: Don't Laugh Casually
Li Jie saw that the women around him were very restrained, did not come forward to harass them, smiled at them very politely, and was about to say a few words.
Many women cheered and shouted, "Look, laugh, he laughs!" After speaking, Hula suddenly surrounded Li Jie and the others like a tide, and the situation was like a hungry wolf who had not eaten for many days and suddenly saw a delicious lamb!
Before Li Jie and the others could understand what was going on, they were completely submerged in the tide of fat powder.
As the so-called hunger does not choose food and cold clothes, maybe it has been too long, these women could have restrained themselves when they saw Li Jie and a few others, who knew that Li Jie smiled, making them think that the opportunity had come, and immediately fell into a state of madness, everyone squeezed forward, scrambling towards Li Jie and a few others.
One by one, it was like a drowning person seeing a life-saving straw, scrambling to reach out and touch Li Jie and a few others, once they touched it, they screamed with happiness as if they had won the jackpot, and the whole street was suddenly crazy!
Among them, Li Jie is very eye-catching because of his handsome appearance and sitting on a horse, and the siege he received is also the most ferocious.
At least a dozen people surrounded him and stretched out their hands to greet him and touch him, while more people hugged him behind, wanting to squeeze into the circle of people to join the siege of Li Jie.
Li Jie was stunned for a moment when he saw this, and then hugged his clothes tightly to avoid the hands of the perverted women from all directions, while explaining vigorously: "You female donors can't be like this, you can't be like this." A poor monk is a monk, and a poor monk is a monk......"
But what do you mean by the smile on your face?
It's just that Li Jie laughed. For these women who have not seen a man for many years, the meaning is different, here men are the most scarce resources, and finally a few came, and they are still smiling, can this be let go? Thinking of this, these women attacked even more ruthlessly.
Compared to Li Jie, of course. Sha Seng's situation is not much better, although Sha Seng has a big beard, but this appearance is also a normal man. In addition, there are many women who like this beard.
Suddenly, many women who longed for such a beard rushed to him and tried their best to tease him, only to make Sha Seng embarrassed and embarrassed, and while hurriedly resisting the harassment of those women, he shouted: "Don't touch ...... Don't pull my clothes...... Don't tug at my pants...... Can't touch ...... there."
At the same time, don't talk about Li Jie and Sha Seng. Even Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, two ordinary characters, are not allowed to enter the living. Now they have not escaped the harassment of the army of women.
Although the appearance of the two is a little peculiar, it is not quite in line with the aesthetics of ordinary people, but is it rare to be expensive, in Xiliang Women's Country, a place where men are in urgent need of men, as long as they are men, they are treasures, who cares about the slightest flaw in their appearance? Under the touch of these ** women, Sun Wukong, the world's monkey king, was also made red as blood, even more red than his monkey buttocks.
Belch...... Of course. Whether Sun Wukong's butt is red or not remains to be investigated. But that's what it means?
And Zhu Bajie needless to say, he is very happy, and he is the same as Li Jie, with a smile on his face, whoever touches him, he will pay it back, and he picks sensitive parts to start, which can be said to be extremely obscene, and his mouth keeps nagging, "I am a report and a report, and no one owes anyone." ”
As he spoke, he touched it harder.
"My grandson is fed up, get out of my way!" Sun Wukong, who was almost touched all over his body by a group of ** women, finally couldn't bear it anymore, roared angrily, and the mana erupted out of his body, forming a powerful wave of qi that lined up all the women around him, and the radius of ten zhang was suddenly clear.
Sun Wukong was so furious, not only did he break free himself, but also rescued Li Jie, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng from the fat powder pile.
I saw that everyone was disheveled, and the spring light was leaking, so the pants were not taken off, especially Li Jie and Sha Seng, whose faces were covered with lip prints of different sizes, and I don't know who printed them.
Li Jie opened his mouth, not knowing what to say, Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Sun Wukong a little unpleasantly, "I said Brother Monkey, how can you do it to mortals?" That's not right, Master, you have to talk about Brother Monkey. ”
After speaking, he looked at Li Jie pitifully, waiting for Li Jie to make the decision for him.
"Ahem, it's true, Wukong, they're all mortals, how can we do this? This is not good......" Li Jie pretended to be ready to preach Sun Wukong, and at this moment, several big fat children suddenly appeared in front of them, and when they saw Li Jie and a few people, their eyes suddenly glowed with gold.
After several fat women screamed, they pounced on Li Jie and the others together.
Seeing this, Li Jie was the first to react and shouted: "What are you doing in a daze, run!" After speaking, taking advantage of the opportunity that the crowd was lined up by Sun Wukong and had not yet closed, he ran forward.
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng woke up like a dream, and they also took the opportunity to rush out of the crowd and flee forward.
"The human race wants to run, don't let the human race run!" Seeing this, several female fat men immediately yelled, and the women on the street also reacted, shouting and chasing Li Jie and the others.
was only so frightened that Li Jie and the others were all scared, and they ran wildly on the street with their legs and feet, and at the same time, some people in the Xiliang Women's Country in front were alarmed by the movement here, and when they saw Li Jie and others running in front, they stepped forward to intercept them.
It's just that fortunately, Sun Wukong opened the way in front, but anyone who blocked the road used mana to line up, and fought a bloody way in the army of ten thousand horses, and fled all the way.
Li Jie and the four of them fled for a few miles on the street, and suddenly saw a tall and magnificent building on the side of the road, guarded by several female soldiers and female generals next to the door, and the person at the head was also a female official.
The plaque on the gatehouse is the post house of the Xiliang women's country, Li Jie and others saw this post house as if they were amnesty, and hurriedly ran to the female official and said: "This female official, I am from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and the monk who went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures passed by your country, and wanted to change Guan Wen, but the people of your country are a little too enthusiastic, and our master and apprentice are really a little unbearable, can you let me wait to enter the post house to rest?" The poor monk is grateful! ”
The female officer listened to Li Jie's words, and then looked at the women who were chasing after Li Jie and the others, and still didn't understand what was going on? I couldn't help but blush, and I seemed to feel a little ashamed because of the shameful behavior of my own people.
Then he angrily instructed the soldiers guarding the post house behind him: "Come on, let me scatter all these shameless people!" ”
Although the female soldiers and female generals guarding the pavilion saw Li Jie's master and apprentice, their eyes were also shining, but when they heard the female officer's instructions, they still came back to their senses, showed the swords and guns in their hands, and shouted and rushed towards the women who were chasing Li Jie and others.
No matter what dynasty or country, the people are afraid of the officers and soldiers, and now when they see these post house guards coming to drive them away, they are all afraid in their hearts, and they scatter with a "boom". Although there were also those who were immortal, they had to reluctantly retreat after being beaten a few times by the officers and soldiers with the hilt of their guns.
Seeing this, Li Jie and the others immediately breathed a sigh of relief, if it were just those women, it wouldn't be a big deal, but the few who came later would be counted.
"Master, do you think my grandson just did the right thing?" When Sun Wukong saw Li Jie's appearance, he immediately teased.
"Ahem, this, it also depends on the special situation, treat it separately!" Li Jie coughed dryly, and then said stiffly. (To be continued......)
PS: P: Let's collect some of them, thank you.