"Isn't this teammate selling a little weird?" Xu Tianshi scratched his head in confusion, "I don't even know what kind of disease she has, how can I help her treat it?" ”

The old farmer smoked his cigarette pouch and said impatiently: "I said that you can, where is so much nonsense?" But Tong Yue, it's his business that he can help you, and it's my business not to let you participate in the mission. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

He faced the down-and-out Tong Yue, and his tone was very cautious.

"You are a jade blood dragon, if you can't find the target to defend, you won't be able to exert even one layer of strength. It's a huge battlefield that even demons can devour, and they don't have time to take care of you. Participating in the mission willfully is a harmful thing to others, don't take your life into it if the disease is not cured when the time comes. ”

After the old farmer finished speaking, he didn't care about Tong Yue's reaction, and faced Xu Tianshi and them again.

"As for Xu Tianshi, I know that you are quite reluctant to participate in this mission. But my quest rewards here can help you improve your fighting spirit a little, do you want to listen to it? ”

"You say." Xu Tianshi's curiosity was aroused, you must know that at this time he has basically reached the realm of no desire and no desire, unless the other party can directly raise him to lv6, otherwise it is really difficult to arouse his **.

"The 'Three Goddesses of Destiny' system hasn't been repaired yet, and the top ten artifacts are hard to find." The old farmer took a puff of his cigarette and said lightly.

"Time is on, do you have a way to fix the Ryuzhu dish?" Xu Tianshi was really anxious at this time, and subconsciously grabbed the other party's shoulder.

“…… Let go, it hurts. The old farmer reluctantly took a puff of dry tobacco and said depressedly. If he made a move against Xu Tianshi, he would be interfering with the normal operation of this crystal wall system, but where would an ordinary young man be the opponent of the Demon God Evil Dragon? The arm was not crushed, and it was already a matter of green smoke coming from the ancestral grave.

"Uh, I'm sorry, but what you just said?" Xu Tianshi let go of his hand curtly. I didn't want to hide my urgency.

"I can tell you very clearly that the world over there only has a copy of the Descendant Sun Shooting Bow and the Fuxi Phoenix Qin. As for the copy of the Xuanyuan Sword...... It's certainly at this time in time, but the person holding it is very strong, and you have to pay a price to kill him. After all, this crystal wall system is not so advanced, and it is already very rare to be able to map to three ancient artifacts. The old farmer continued with a cigarette pouch in his hand. But Pangu Open Heaven Axe, Nuwa Mending Heaven Stone, Kuafu Sun Chasing Boots, Eight Treasures Linglong Pagoda, Ruyi Qiankun Bag, Kunlun Heavenly Machine Mirror, Xuanyuan Sword, I have copies of these seven ancient artifacts, and the scale of fate is in your sister's hands......"

Before he finished speaking, Xu Tianshi said in surprise: "If I complete the task, you will give me all this, right?" ”

"Why is it so beautiful?" The old farmer waited for him dissatisfied, "That's a copy of an ancient artifact, the main body is the treasure of all races in the primordial desolate world, do you think it's a cabbage on the side of the road?" If it weren't for the extremely high authority of the 'Three Goddesses of Fate', she would have used these artifacts to repair her? ”

"Then you ......" Xu Tianshi couldn't help but be a little annoyed. I feel like my heart is rushing upwards.

"Listen, the reward for your quest is an ancient artifact per person." The old farmer said it quite seriously, like an NPC that was releasing a task.

Xu Tianshi grinded his teeth, and how he counted the people present was only seven.

"You're kidding me?" He flipped the table on the spot, "Didn't you say that you couldn't let Tong Yue go with you, no matter how hard we tried, we could only get six pieces!" ”

The "Three Goddesses of Destiny System" had been away from him for nearly two years, and the guilt burned through his heart like a flame, becoming more and more blazing every moment. In a fit of rage, he crushed the "Smiling Shind". All that was left to himself was endless remorse.

When he was at his weakest, it was the three goddesses of fate who accompanied him through difficulties. But when he looked his fate in the eye. The former comrades-in-arms are only a pile of wreckage. He didn't want to fix them all the time, but unfortunately he couldn't find any way.

Now that an opportunity is in front of him, how can he not be anxious? As for how to convince my sister...... We'll talk about that then.

"It's up to you." The old farmer shrugged his shoulders lightly, and the ink finally turned to the point after so long, "I'm not a dragon. ”

Xu Tianshi was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "You just said that you want me to help her untie the knot, don't you have it?" Why are you still beating around the bush for so long! You are sealing the earth. You don't need to help a meow detour, hey! ”

"Of course I don't need to go around the road, when it's my turn to be the protagonist of the book, a certain meow can't remember the favor of helping him today." The old farmer spread his hands and pouted at the decadent girl, "The reason is all on her, you can find out by asking yourself." ”

It was unexpected. Tong Yue was actually avoiding his gaze.

"Hey, girl, what do you mean by that?" Xu Tianshi was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously, "Don't you want to be cured, then you have to tell me about your condition!" Don't give up on treatment, I have medicine! ”

Tong Yue bit her lip and stared at the old farmer with hatred. If the eyes could kill people, I'm afraid that the "King of Neverwinter" would have died a thousand and eight hundred times by now, and each time it would have died in a different way.

"Don't look at me like that, everything is the choice of the Ring Principle." For some reason, the old farmer showed a gloating expression.

"You wait for me, one day the old lady will come to you to settle accounts! Isn't it just to seal the earth, really when I can't find your hiding place? Tong Yue took a deep breath and coldly threatened, "Even if I can't find my mother, my mother can find you!" ”

"There's no need to be so bitter and hateful." The old farmer made a bitter face and smoked his cigarette pouch wildly.

"Hmph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Tong Yue glanced at him contemptuously, reached out and touched her hair, frowning slightly, "Cut, I haven't taken a bath for so long, I don't dare to look at what I look like now......"

When she faced Xu Tian, there was a hint of retreat in her eyes, but in an instant, she became a girl's fierceness.

"Xu Tianshi, is there a place to take a bath in your Hidden Dragon? I don't want to embarrass people with this death. ”

Xu Tianshi looked at her inexplicably, not understanding why the other party suddenly cheered up. But that's a good thing, isn't it?

"Of course, there's a little hot spring made of Packy. By the way, there are spare clothes in the closet next to it, you yourself from ......" He looked at the girl's figure. After thinking silently in his heart, he continued, "Well, looking at the figure is similar to Miss Sakiya, just use her clothes." There are famous brands on the cabinets, don't get it wrong. Especially don't touch Reimu's wardrobe, watch out for her jumping down from the Leaping Red Lotus and 'handing' you. ”

"You ......" Tong Yue had a painful expression. You" didn't come out of "you" for a long time.

In the end, she just shook her head and said viciously: "Less nonsense, let me in!" ”

Xu Tianshi put the girl into the hidden dragon and looked at everyone blankly.

"Did I do anything bad? Why does she seem to be angry......"

Chu Yuan sneered and shook his hand knife.

"Brother Xu, can you really show mercy everywhere? Say, when the hell did you hook up with her! ”

Xu Tianshi was startled, and hurriedly cleared himself and said: "You can't talk nonsense, don't you think my ////// palace is not enough?" Besides, I've only met her a few times. How could it be possible to make any feelings! Something must be wrong, absolutely right! ”

Chu Yuan thought about it, it seemed to be true.

The person named Tong Yue only appeared in five or six chapters, not even a single chapter. She has no sense of existence than sisters who have no sense of existence, and she shouldn't have any strange feelings with her own head of the group. But things are obviously wrong, Tong Yue is just a girl in love when she sees her boyfriend hooking up with other women.

"Tsk, it's very good, it's very good. Fate is wonderful—" The old peasant shook his head and dragged the text there, but unfortunately the rhyme was a rhyme. It just doesn't make sense at all.

"Do you know anything?" Fett's eyes narrowed, and there was a faint "crackling" sound around him, as if an electric current was surging.

"Me? I know everything, but I just don't say it, it's kind of you're going to bite me. "The old farmer enjoyed the feeling very much, and the expression of self-satisfaction made people hate it." And let me tell you again, if you do it to me, there will be no reward. ”

"You're ruthless!" Xu Tianshi put away the fist handed to the tip of the other party's nose and praised him fiercely.

"Aren't you going to take a peek?" The old farmer smiled, lewd like a habitual voyeur. "That's the scene of a girl's bathing, forgive me, this little virgin has never seen it."

"You think I'm you?" Xu Tianshi glanced at him contemptuously and said mockingly, "I'm a decent gentleman!" Do you know what a decent gentleman is? Just sit still! ”

Of course, before the calamity dream came, he was on time every day in front of the girls' bathroom doors...... Let's not talk about it.

"I don't think you understand the correct meaning of a righteous gentleman at all, a poor child who was poisoned by the TV series." The old farmer shook his head regretfully, "I think when I was a protagonist, I was also a high-achieving student who graduated from the Chinese Department of Peking University...... When you travel to the other world, you don't have to plagiarize the talents of 300 Tang poems. ”

"Because people can't understand Tang poetry at all." Fett lightly revealed his old bottom, "I have seen a lot of the world, and most of them don't understand Chinese. After the Celestial Empire's 'poetry and songs' are translated into the words of the human family, it may become something of curiosity, and it is strange that it can be appreciated. ”

The old farmer depressedly smoked a cigarette and muttered in a low voice: "You deserve to become a magic aunt, it's strange that you can marry with this character!" ”

"Huh? What did you say? Fett raised his eyebrows, and golden thunder loomed.

"It's nothing, you want to care about it if I talk to myself?" The old farmer glanced at Fett and whispered.

The atmosphere seemed to freeze for a while, and only the sound of the old farmer smoking alone remained. About two hours later, Tong Yue signaled Xu Tianshi to let her out in the Hidden Dragon.

The cleanly washed girl regained her sweet appearance like a sister next door, and after matching the clothes of the maid Nagasaki Night, she showed a trace of heroic and sassy ability.

At this point, someone must be asking how a person with a tail should wear a skirt, right? It's actually very simple, just make a hole in the skirt. Anyway, there are pure white panties inside, so you don't have to worry about running out at all, and those who don't believe can try it by getting a tail on your body - it is said that a certain meow has tried it.

"Huh—came out?" Xu Tianshi sighed and got up from the bed made of dark gold chains.

"Oh, that's a lot." Tong Yue narrowed her eyes slightly, and there was an unkind aura on her body, "I don't know if I don't see it, it turns out that there are so many girls around you?" ”

"You don't have to complain about this, who made my members either angels or girls from Gensokyo, until last year, there were barely a few more males." Xu Tianshi stretched out his hand to stop the other party's words, and said a little depressed. He had always thought that the knights under Candela were all proper pure masters, but who would have thought that more than half of the knights wrapped under the heavy armor were girls?

In fact, if you think about it carefully, you can understand that when the all-power war progressed to the end, all the tribes invested almost all their troops, and Nasrad was no exception. It's just that years of war have left fewer and fewer male soldiers on that continent, and it's not surprising that women are recruited into the army.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Tong Yue glanced at him, reached out and smashed the wall beside the old farmer, and very skillfully took out an apple from the dark compartment.

While biting the apple, she said indistinctly, "Bento, when will the mission start?" ”

"You are a faint soul...... Oh my storage room! The old peasant was almost out of anger, and wept bitterly and touched the broken wall, "And why do you call me a bento?" Will you die if you call me by my real name? ”

"The nine-tailed fox over there can call you a bento, why can't I?" Tong Yue gnawed on the apple, completely unable to see the depression at the beginning, "The 'King of Winter' bento, this name is much better than Rin's sissy name." ”

", you deserve to masturbate for the rest of your life!"

The old farmer waved his hand and threw out two streamers, one golden red and one blue, and in the blink of an eye, the light turned into a cage and wrapped the seven of them tightly in it.

"Tell you, don't think about coming back if you don't reverse the cause and effect of the total destruction of the demon clan!"

The next moment, the light shines.

By the time the splendor had dissipated, only the old peasant was left in the house.

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"Hah, this is another crossover." Xu Tianshi looked at the dark night sky, a little numb.

"Your name is Tong Yue, right?" Pachouli shrunk her hands into her wide sleeves and looked at the Jade Blood Dragon Maiden with some concern, "You, are you sure you're okay?" ”

"Don't worry, it's okay." Tong Yue glanced at Xu Tianshi, who was still watching the starry sky there, and said, "The most important thing now is to solve this task." My share of the reward can be given to Xu Tianshi, but you have to promise me that you will help me heal when the time comes. ”

"Then you have to tell me what kind of disease you have, even syphilis ......" Xu Tianshi looked at the girl's darkening face, and said in shock, "Time is on the top, is it really syphilis?" ”

"Shut up, Roundabout King!" Tong Yue flicked her tail and sealed the mouth of the demon god dragon who kept crooking Lou.

"It's just a reversal of cause and effect, it's very simple." The nine-tailed fox suddenly said with a grin.

"Simple? Those six demons who died here won't think it's easy......" The corners of Xu Tianshi's mouth twitched, but he still decided to trust the wisdom of his companions, "Say it, fox, what the hell do you have again?" ”

The nine-tailed fox wagged its tail and swayed dazzling golden waves.

"Stupid leader, let's destroy the world with others!" (To be continued, please search for astronomy, the novel is better and faster!)

ps: (Tong Yue's illness is very interesting, you can't guess it~)