Scold...... Hehe.

There are no more ups and downs in life than this, and overnight I have a friend of different races and opposite sex who aims to have children.

It is said that there are many kinds of alien races... No, it should be said that all non-human races are classified as alien.

Miss Spranca seems to belong to the mythical alien race, that is, an alien race that has great totemic symbolism and can change its form.

"That is to say, I have no idea who I am with, with what and what gender so-and-so wants to have a child for the purpose of popping! I'm not as good as a little white (dog)! ”

I tried to think back to my friends who were able to accept this situation as a way to comfort myself, and then I thought of two people who claimed to be every day, every day, every day, Zhao Ritian, Li Caotian.

"I don't know how they're doing now." I lay on the couch and muttered to myself.

Why do I sleep on the couch? Just yesterday, my room was forcibly given to Xiaobai by my parents.

"Now, master, I will be responsible for you, and I will definitely not be ashamed of my uncle and aunt." Xiaobai's voice suddenly appeared next to my ears and startled me.

"Xiaobai, hand it over." The little white ears moved, and I don't know why.

"Don't think you can hide from it by pretending you don't know! Hand me over your private collection of novels! "I jumped up from the couch, and who knows what would happen if it went on like this.

"Don't." Xiaobai pressed me back and turned into ...... Let's consider it the number two mode.

His expression changed, and his tone instantly lowered and calmed down: "Master, it's time for dinner."

"If you don't hand it over, I'll have to do it." I threatened.

I saw that Xiaobai's face changed slightly, becoming a little shy and a little eager to try at the same time, and then instantly returned to its original state.

Xiaobai! Don't scare me! You're a part of me, don't make such a face on me!

Well, it's cute though.

"Give me a little rest, especially mentally." I pinched Xiaobai's face with both hands and pulled it outward.

"Oh drip, I know."

Let Xiaobai go, wash up and eat breakfast for the time being.

There are three people at the table, well, if you count Xiaobai according to the form, it still belongs to people.

"Gifts." At the dinner table, Lin Key, who is also my sister, said suddenly.

"I didn't buy it this time." I took a sip of porridge.

"Yes, without a gift, you dare to ruin my good deeds as soon as you go home!"

"You bite me." If you do it, you can do it.

"If you can't give me a gift today that satisfies me, I'll tell you your secret." Lin Jian looked like he was holding a winning ticket.

"Secret? What else do I have to say about those ugly things? Anyway, you all know, you think this useless threat will work for me? ”

Maybe I don't have a problem with others, but to my sister, hum~

A photograph printed out of synthetic materials was thrown from my sister and almost flew into my bowl.

"What is this?" I picked up the picture and looked at it, and my face became weird.

"What would your parents do if they found out that you had a very close female friend?"

Xiaobai, who was immersed in eating breakfast, continued to keep his head down, but his ears were already erected.

Holding the photo, my face became intriguing: "I said you shouldn't have been following me yesterday, right?" ”

The photo capture was very accurate, and it was as I was dragged into the grove without resistance, and the angle was even more imaginative.

But now the problem is that when I go out, she is watching an entertainment show, and with the urine sex of this kind of show, it can't be done in the middle of the night, even her friends won't know me.

"Tracking? I'm going to do that kind of thing?! Lin Jian said with a look of how possible, "Don't think about diverting the topic!" ”

"That's right."

She disdains to respond to things she hasn't done in the past, and she will be very bold when she has done things, and this kind of justifiable ......

"What would happen if I told my parents that you snuck out to find your little boyfriend last night?"

"You... How do you know! Lin Jian jumped up like a kitten that had been stepped on by its tail.

"It seems to be true." I made what I thought was the most evil smile, though I didn't know what it looked like.

"Damn fellow!" Lin Jian looked at me and said viciously.

"If you want to threaten me, you're two hundred years early." I responded.

"I'm full!" Lin Jian left the table and went out alone.

"It's not too early, I should also find a place to work on holidays to earn some pocket money, Xiaobai, remember to pack up and watch the house after eating." I gave a word and went out.

After I left, Xiaobai silently began to pack up things, and when I got the photos, Xiaobai picked up the photos and looked at them for a while, and finally, Xiaobai gently tore off my part and ate it with a very intoxicated expression, and then threw the other part into the trash.

In a certain café -

"Hello, welcome, a few people inside, please, think this location is not good? It doesn't matter, we still have the 8th, 13th, 19th, 20th left to choose from, you say other positions? I'm very sorry, but the other seats have been booked in advance, after all, I am just a small waiter and I hope you can understand......"

As a waiter, I started the road of pocket money during the holidays, after all, I have worked here a few times, and I am still familiar with doing things here.

"The waiter is troublesome, yes, it's the one at the door."

It seems that a voice calls me, and in line with the professional ethics that customers are God, even if I am a greeting, I will pass.

"Hi~ meet again." Lin Feng said hello, and there were three women and one man sitting in other positions.

"Hello sir, do you need something?" I said formulaically.

"We're short of people in our team, are you interested in saving the world with us?" Lin Feng showed a very flat smile.

"If you need liquor, I can find someone to run 500 kilometers to buy it for you." I replied calmly.

The implication is clear, you come to the café and ask the waiter if you want to save the world, it is better to order a liquor.

"Actually, this shop is the owner of my house." The gentle and elegant man next to him said, "As a boss, I feel that it is necessary for employees to cooperate with the boss's work, and besides, there is no danger and there is a raise." ”

"But I'm a temporary worker, so I can't do it for long."

Hey, hey, hey, why are you stupid for me, it's fun to be bored and play around? What's more, I have to prepare for the birth of a baby every night!

Wait, having a baby? If you can solve that problem, it's not impossible to cooperate.

"Don't worry, we can discuss, I think I can give you a satisfactory return, after all, you are the person recommended by Lin Shao's guarantee."

I don't know exactly what it's for, but it sounds like I'm useful.