Chapter 147: Shichijiro
"Lina, what kind of woman did you help my friend find?" Soon Lina came back, and Chu Tian asked curiously.
"Your friend, of course, is looking for what we consider to be the most beautiful woman, who weighs nearly three hundred pounds. Lina gently helped Chu Tian knead her shoulders and sighed leisurely, "Am I ugly?"
"Three hundred pounds, the prettiest?" he said, his mouth wide open, and he couldn't close it.
"Yes, our men there think that the fatter the woman, the more beautiful, and no one wants a woman like me who is less than a hundred pounds!"
"Aha......" Chu Tian laughed.
It is said that in the Tang Dynasty, fat was beautiful, and Yang Guifei was a very fat woman, but he couldn't imagine that there was such a strange aesthetic vision now.
"Ahh Lina thought she was ugly, and pinched Chu Tian's shoulder a few times, making him grin in pain, "Don't get me wrong, I like skinny beauties like you!"
"Really, you didn't lie to me?" Lina gentle, she walked up to Chu Tian, slowly knelt down and pinched his thigh, but intentionally or unintentionally touched his calf.
"Definitely not lying to you. yes, is there any special news lately?"
"More than a dozen killers of terrorist organizations have died in Multiport City, and you should know this. In addition, when a sister was receiving a person with a scar on his face, she saw from the screen of her mobile phone that he sent the word 'retreat' to several people at the same time, I wonder if this counts as news?"
"Are you sure the man has a scar on his face?tell me more about your sister's situation?" he was particularly sensitive to Scarface.
Lina recalled: "The man had put on makeup on his face, and at first he couldn't see a scar on his face, but then when he was frantically pounding on the bed, he wiped the sweat from his cheeks, revealing a shallow scar......"
"This message is a bit useful to me, you can find the sister tomorrow and ask her to recall the situation in more detail, such as whether the scar is on the left or right side of the face, how many people the message is sent to, etc., the more detailed the better. He pulled out two stacks of bills and placed them in Lina's hand.
Know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles. Scarface didn't die, that's for sure, and it was already known that the retreat to the moat was known, but how many people didn't die, or what was missing.
Lina took the money and whispered, "Do you want to restore the scene with you first?"
Chu Tian hurriedly shook his head: "I still don't want it, your relatives haven't left yet." ”
"Giggle...... Are you scared, but I can help you......" Lina pulled her hair behind her back and licked her red lips.
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"How does the prettiest woman taste?" At eight o'clock the next day, Chu Tian rented a shared car and saw Chen Ci wearing two national treasures with eye circles, walking over with flirtatious steps like soft-footed shrimp.
"Don't say it, my brother was pushed backwards and became a seven-time man in one night. Chen Ci is like a woman who has been forced to bow by the overlord, and there is a trace of resentment in her eyes, "Slut, it seems that I haven't seen a man for ten years." ”
"Hahaha, you also have a future, do you want to rest for half a day before leaving?"
"No, I can sleep in the car for a few hours. Damn, I won't dare to eat fatty pork in the future. Chen Ci fastened his seatbelt and snorted with his head tilted.
The corners of Chu Tian's mouth twitched a few times, he stepped on the accelerator with his spirits, and the car flew out along the navigation route.
When they arrived at the halfway station, Chen Ci woke up and felt much better, and they entered M Ji to eat something and rest for half an hour before starting to go on the road again.
"Do you want me to have a meeting?" Chen Ci said a little embarrassed.
"Forget it, your legs are weak, I'm afraid that you will use the accelerator as a brake plate, and you can't say that the car will climb the tree. Chu Tian hurriedly shook his head, he was pinched by Lina and his whole body relaxed, and he didn't feel sleepy at all.
"Damn, I'm an old driver...... Why didn't Lina drain you?" Chen Ci raised his eyebrows ambiguously.
"How can you have such a bad taste, you actually like Yang Guifei. He laughed as he drove.
"Say, did you arrange it? I made friends carelessly!" Chen Ci sighed when he remembered the pile of fat meat.
"Don't be cheap and sell well, you're not so heavy-minded, can she force you?" Chu Tian punctured the soap bubble.
"Don't mention it, at first I tried something new, but then I couldn't help myself. ”
"Curiosity kills the cat!" Chu Tian glanced at Chen Ci with his spare eyes, fantasizing about the picture of him lying on a push of fat: "Did you bring a guy?"
"Which man doesn't have a guy?" Chen Ci was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that Chu Tian was asking about bringing a firearm, and he shook his head embarrassedly: "Ah? I actually forgot to bring it, this time it was miserable, the woman made a mistake." Why don't you go back and get it?"
"One day you will die on a woman's belly!" Chu Tian scolded and continued to work hard, without the intention of turning around, "In case of danger, you can flee first and save your life, the king of Yama has not yet been able to accept me." ”
"If you don't say this, I will, I'm not as perverted as you Chu madman, I doubt that you are the illegitimate son of King Yama. ”
In his mind, Chutian is the unbeatable Xiaoqiang.
"He's my father-in-law!" Chu Tian thought of Ziyun, a beautiful female ghost wife, and there was really such a possibility.
"You just fool around, the two sisters-in-law are the best in the world, and the boss can eat soft rice, why bother to live and die?"
Listening to Chen Ci's words, Chu Tian was silent for a while, Ai Ruowei had already terminated the contract with him, and Wen Yao didn't see him, he took a deep breath to relieve the depression in his heart.
To his relief, Ziyun would never leave him.
"It's better to rely on people than on yourself, don't say it, gentle township hero mound, why hang yourself on a tree?" he excused himself.
"How can you say hello? The two husbands and wives quarreled at the head of the bed and reconciled at the end of the bed, how could there be an overnight feud......" Chen Ci is a veteran of the flowers, and when he looks at Chu Tian's appearance, he knows that the little two are quarrelling.
"It's hard to say in a word, and everyone has a difficult scripture in their hearts. You put it lightly, aren't you angry because 'my lover is married, and the groom is not me'?"
The two are comrades-in-arms in life and death, and they can say everything.
Chen Ci used to have a childhood girlfriend, and the two of them have been in love for five years.
One day, Chen Ci had just returned from a mission and had been with his girlfriend for a long time, when he suddenly received an international order in the middle of the night, asking him to gather at the designated place quickly.
"Let's break up, what I need is a stable life...... his girlfriend put on her skirt and walked away, leaving a slender back.
Watching his childhood sweetheart's girlfriend leave, Chen Ci reluctantly packed his bags and set off overnight.
It was also during that mission that the depressed Chen Ci strayed into the enemy's encirclement, and it was Chu Tian who risked his life to rescue him, and Chen Ci recognized this boss from then on.
After completing the task, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was married, and Chen Ci cried for a day, so he borrowed wine to kill his sorrows and sang songs every night, which was the root of the change in Chen Ci.
"Well, men are like siblings, women are like clothes, take them off when you take them off, what's the big deal. Chen Ci took a breath, seemed to see it, and regained the image of the prodigal son, "We have done a vigorous career and made them regret it." ”
"Men should be self-reliant, don't look for flowers and willows all day long, no one will pity you if you collapse your body. "Two like-minded buddies encouraged each other.
"Okay! I'll listen to you, I can't hold it back and jerk it off by myself, I'm a little tired of it anyway. Chen Ci clenched his fists.
"Were you scared last night?" Chu Tian stepped on the accelerator, and the taxi howled out like a chicken.
"Yes, boss, it's hard for you to imagine that slut is more crazy than a sow......" Chen Ci exaggerated as he made a false hug.
"Do you know how powerful the sow is?" Chu Tian caught his speech sickness.
"Damn, that's a metaphor, do you know the metaphor? No culture, it's terrible!" Chen Ci jumped to his feet in a hurry.
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