Chapter 12: Tomb Zombies
Chapter 12: The Tomb
"I don't want to be reincarnated, I'm going to see my daughter." After speaking, there was a deep sense of longing in my eyes, and I covered my face and said, "Sister, you weren't killed by him?" The girl ghost nodded and said: "I am a salesman of decoration and building materials who went out to talk about business that day, the other party is an old pervert, said that I want to sleep with him and he will give me the list, I am going to leave in a fit of anger, he pulled me and I won't let me go, my head touched the corner of the table in the pull, the skull was shattered and died at that time, because it was a public place, he spent a lot of money, so he was acquitted, and then I let him die in a car accident, and I roamed the street alone when I killed him, and was caught here by him later, It didn't take long for you to come. ”
"Hey! Another miserable man, what's wrong with this world. Yoyo kicked me again, "Okay, don't be emotional, go find the treasure." ”
"I don't know where to find it?" I pursed my lips and rubbed my ass, "I know where the tomb is. The girl ghost said.
"Great, big sister, you know! Where? I took the female ghost's hand and said.
"Ahem." Yoyo coughed lightly, seeing that I ignored her and kicked me more than two meters away, I lay on a grave and ate a mouthful of soil, I quickly climbed and vomited. "It's okay to rinse your mouth with water, you're still dirty." Yoyo said with disdain.
"That's right! I didn't think of that! I took out a bottle of water and rinsed my mouth, and Yoyo took the female ghost's hand and said, "Sister, my name is Yoyo, what's your name?" The female ghost said with some restraint: "My name is Chen Xin, and I am 28 years old this year. "My name is Xiaodong," I interjected. Who asked you. "You said unhappily. I whispered, "My name is Xiaodong even if you don't ask!" "You" pointed at me leisurely, Chen Xin was amused by the two of us' expressions: "What is the relationship between the two of you?" "Couple" and "husband and wife" Yoyo replied to my colleague that Chen Xin was a little confused by the two of us, but Yoyo interrupted: "The two of us are husband and wife, but I was killed by someone who worked too hard, but fortunately, both of us know some Taoism, so I was able to save my soul, hey, it's all sad, forget it." "I was deceived by her when she spoke with tears and tears, and I gave her two thumbs up in my heart." It's all my fault that I don't let my sister bring up the sad things. Sister Chen took Yoyo's hand and the two women and female ghosts cried together, I was bored to watch them cry and doze off, Yoyo glared at me, I felt very innocent, so I stepped forward to pull the two female ghosts apart, only to hear the "tear" Sister Chen's clothes were torn apart by me, Yoyo pushed me away, cast a small spell to restore the clothes, Sister Chen blushed and lowered her head, I looked at them a little speechless and whispered: "It's not that I haven't seen it, as for it?" "After saying that, I regretted it, there seems to be no one here, no, I'm alone, two ghosts, no matter how small my voice is, it's useless, I looked at it, and sure enough, Sister Chen's face turned even redder, and Yoyo stared at me fiercely with a pair of beautiful eyes, and I was a little hairy by Yoyo, "Ahem, what, you don't see the time early, right, hurry up and find the ancient tomb, clean up and go home to sleep!" Yes, yes. After speaking, I also licked my saliva, and you scratched me a few more times, rolled her eyes and ignored me, I took Sister Chen's hand and looked inside, since the male ghost floated away, the manor here has disappeared, and it has become a pile of barren grass, and there are no less than hundreds of small dirt bags, these are all graves! , which is a mass grave.
Following Sister Chen to a dirt pit, Sister Chen pointed to the coffin at the bottom of the pit and said, "The entrance is under the coffin." "I don't want to jump off the pit to move the coffin, to put it mildly, of course, the strength depends on the man, to tell the truth, they are both ghosts and go in directly, to save me alone, you have to walk through the entrance, this coffin is quite heavy, I moved the coffin half a meter, so that the ground rested, at this time the two ghosts also floated down.
Sister Chen said: "You just need to lift the lid of the coffin, this coffin has no bottom." "Yoyo covered his mouth and smiled, I, it must have been Yoyo who stopped Sister Chen's words, let me waste my efforts, I walked in with my head drooping, it was dark inside, and I walked down about ten meters and finally saw a glimmer of light, I climbed two steps and ran in, and saw a sarcophagus in the middle of a stone room, there were two doors on the wall that had been opened, and I looked at the hole behind me that was obviously violently destroyed, and I looked at the two doors, it is estimated that one door is the entrance and the other is the funeral goods, I ran over and looked, there is a corridor on the left, and a stone room on the right, I took a torch and walked in, there were only some porcelain in the stone room, and there were only a dozen pieces that were well preserved, and I put them away, and there were some weapons hanging on the wall, and the iron weapons were almost as crisp as tofu, and they had no value at all, and my eyes were attracted by the two wooden boxes in the corner, and I pulled out the wooden boxes and opened them and scolded my mother, "The grass is poor." "There was only a wooden bow and dozens of arrows in the box, I put it away in the spirit of goose plucking, and opened the second box with great anticipation, there were several small boxes of different sizes, I opened them one by one and found that they were all books, I put the books back into the box and put them away, and walked out dejectedly, Sister Chen stood at the entrance and stared at the sarcophagus in fear, walked to the sarcophagus and pushed it away, and there was a corpse in armor lying inside, Yoyo ripped off the corpse's helmet and found that the skin on his head was not rotten in the slightest, and a trace of black gas had slowly emerged on his face, Yoyo reached out and took the black gas into his hand and sucked it into his body, frowned and said: "Suck it up, press his eyes with both hands." "Oh," I was shocked and hurriedly ran over, and when I saw this corpse, which seemed to have been dead for a few days, I said, "This is." "Hurry up and don't talk nonsense." Yoyo said anxiously. I took a deep breath and held my breath, my hands pressed towards his eyes, just a few centimeters above his eyes, the corpse suddenly opened its eyes and glowed green, I gritted my teeth and quickly pressed it, where my hands touched, one emitted white smoke and the other emitted black smoke, the corpse's hand was raised and swept towards the face, Yoyo used a short sword to stick one hand on the sarcophagus and grabbed the other hand tightly on the corpse's chest, the corpse shook more and more violently, and kicked both feet to both sides The sarcophagus broke, I stepped back and smashed the sarcophagus with one palm, and the corpse flew up and fell to the bottom, my eyes collapsed and hollow, and my mouth opened and closed and rushed directly at me, "Damn." I hurriedly went to the side, and the palm of my hand was weak, and the short sword flew out of the corpse's arm, "This is a zombie, don't breathe." Yoyo shouted to me, I took a deep breath and held my breath and walked a few steps to the side, the zombie's mouth opened and closed as if looking for something, Yoyo walked over and cut off the zombie's head, the zombie seemed to have a sense of black gas towards Yoyo, Yoyo hurriedly retreated, I leaned against the wall to compare my height and took out the spear and put it on top of my head, breathing hard, the zombie jumped diagonally, I quickly pulled the spear down, the zombie's head hit the tip of the gun directly and pierced through the back of the head, The zombie fell to the ground, his body still convulsing, and Yoyo walked over and cut off his head, threw it at my feet, and said, "Spit out his face with the blood on the tip of your tongue." I bit my tongue out with some distress and spewed a mouthful of blood at the zombie head, which burned directly and left only some black charcoal in less than a moment. Yoyo carefully observed the corpse, I searched near the sarcophagus, except for some stones, I swept to the corpse and saw a jade plaque hanging on the waist of the corpse, I walked over and untied it, and looked carefully, there was a line of small words written on it, and the back was densely filled with words all ancient texts I didn't know, I threw the jade to Yoyo and said: "What is written on this?" Yoyo glanced at me, apparently upsetting that I had disturbed her to observe the body.
Yoyo took the jade plaque and glanced at it and said, "Loyal and brave marquis; Big Strong. "What?" My head is a little confused, is there a Hou Ye with such a name? This is obviously just a popular name like Zhang San and Li Si, and it is definitely not the child of an official eunuch or a child of a rich family, this can only be rewarded for meritorious service, it stands to reason that after such a name is crowned, the emperor will also give a name for the sake of face! ……
"There are words in the back to listen to it, Da Zhuang local soldiers, the emperor traveled here to meet assassins, Da Zhuang is not afraid of life and death to save the driver, and he is specially named a loyal and brave marquis to be buried on the spot, and his family is rewarded with a hundred taels of gold, if there are heirs, they can enter Beijing as an official and Anguo for six years, this is the Tang Dynasty."
You stared at the corpse and said to yourself: "It seems that this is a yin land formed by the change of terrain, otherwise you will become a zombie in more than a thousand years, and you will not die?" I pointed to myself with my finger "for Mao, only I will die." "Isn't it obvious that Yoyo despises me with an idiot's gaze, and doesn't care about her? As long as I am human, they are both ghosts, but they can still run, but when I thought of this, I wiped the cold sweat on my head, glanced at the corpse and said: "You are really a good corpse, in order to show my respect for you, I decided to help you take off this scrap metal." I don't have any shame to look at the corpse, looking at the shrunken little hanging under him, I was suddenly full of confidence, I took out a set of my clothes for him to wear, I remember that I just took off yesterday, and it stinks after wearing it for more than ten days, put on my clothes and put away my armor and helmet, patted the soil on my body and sighed: "It's good to have a space!" ”
"Xiaodong is coming." The voice of Yoyo came from the passage, I ran through the passage in three or two steps, and found a big pit full of corpses and tattered armor, it seems that these are the soldiers who protect the old man's death, I shook my head and walked towards the place of Yoyo, there are several wooden coffins around Yoyo have been opened, and there are some soldiers wearing armor inside, it seems that these are all officials, and the treatment is much stronger than the soldiers, we have opened all the coffins and searched them, in addition to finding some jade gold medal ceramic objects, Other armor and weapons have rotted so we walked out, it was already bright outside, I carried the driver out of the grass and put the driver in the car, and said to the jade ring on the back seat: "Sister Chen's ring is still comfortable!" In fact, there is still a place in my body, or you will come in and live in it! As soon as I finished speaking, I was cold and shivering, I rubbed my face and smiled.
Ah, what do you laugh at, I ask? Because I'm jealous, I'm laughing!!。
"It's good not to use a ring, I'm used to living there." Sister Chen's voice came to mind in my mind, "It's good to get used to it." ”
I pushed the car door to the driver is two big mouths, and then sat back in the back seat in a chic manner, pretending to be asleep, the driver woke up and rubbed his face with some pain, looked around in confusion and exclaimed, "Where is this?" Then he saw me in the back seat and patted his head, "I remember not pulling guests." The driver scratched his head carefully, "Hey! Let's go home and see, did I hit a ghost," the driver started the car and drove towards the road.