Chapter 62 (Book of Life and Death)

Author: Long Zun Tingbo

The book of life and death among humane ghosts, tossing and turning, all lives are counted.

Have good thoughts and bear good fruits, and do not be debaucherous and excessive.

A smell of disinfectant water and formalin in the hospital, combined with the dark night, the autumn wind blew and roared like a beast, which sounded very terrible, and there were three creatures gathered in the duty room: people, ghosts, and gods, and it made people's scalps tingle when they thought about it. The two ghosts almost knelt on the ground and said tremblingly: No... I don't know that the immortal is the king of people, and... I hope that the king will forgive your sins. I said to them again: Now Li Shuyun can not give that girl a dream. The two ghosts sent you to look at me, I will look at you, and then the ghost messenger with the money in his hand said to me: Of course you can, but Lord Renwang wants to stamp a seal with your Renwang Decree on my Yin Si Book, and please don't embarrass us. Then the ghost with the money in his hand took out a notebook from his body and handed it to me, I waved my hand and said: This is no problem, just pick up the human king decree and cover it. The ghost took the diary and wrote two more strokes, and I asked, "What are you writing?" The ghost replied, "Oh, it's to deduct some of your longevity." What...... Damn, it's a big deal, the king order is going to deduct Yang Shou! Xie Bi'an didn't tell me about it at the beginning! I hurriedly asked: Why do you want to deduct Yang Shou? The ghost messenger said to me: "Your Excellency, although you are the king of the people in charge of the yang world, but changing the book of people and ghosts without permission also belongs to the retrograde heavenly way (human ghost book, also known as the book of life and death), and if you want to peep or reverse the way of heaven, you will be punished by the heavenly way or pay some price. I'm grass, I'll just say that there is no free lunch in the world, if you can change the book of life and death at will without paying any price, then there will be no chaos in the world. The ghost said to me again: "How long do you want her to let this girl dream, every second of her walk from now on is burning the Yang Shou of the Human King, and the longer the time, the more Yang Shou you will lose. I'll fuck your uncle! Is there a time limit? I turned my head to Aunt Li and said, "Aunt Li, hurry up and give Liu Xiaona a dream!" If we delay a little longer, we may have to go on the road together. Aunt Li was stunned when she heard the two ghosts call me Lord Wang just now, and she was stunned by me, and only then did she react and hurriedly replied: Oh, oh, oh, I'll dream right away. After that, the soul drilled into Liu Xiaona's body, I watched the time pass minute by minute, and I finally realized the true meaning of the phrase time is life, about five minutes, Aunt Li floated out of Liu Xiaona's body, and the ghost hurriedly used the pen in his hand to put a hook on the yin book, and then said to me: Lord Renwang consumed your life span for three days this time. Damn, in just five minutes, I actually wasted my three-day yang life, I asked: Why are there so many, are you mistaken. The ghost who had the soul rope in his hand said to me, "Lord Renwang doesn't know that the higher the spirit path is, the more and faster you will spend your yang life." I listened to the words of this ghost, and almost fell to the ground, thinking about the little girl who was a Tibetan prostitute demon, thinking about the time when the ghost was clear, I couldn't think about it anymore, the more I thought about it, the more troublesome it was, instead of being so foolish, it was better to ask these two ghosts how many yang shou I had been deducted, and I asked them again: Brother ghost, can you help me see how many yang shou I have deducted before. The two ghosts were confused and said to me: Lord Renwang, have you also used the Renwang Decree before? I thought to myself, I can't tell these two ghosts that I've used it before, and if they miss, maybe I'll live two more years, so I said, "No... No, it's just a matter of asking if you can help you check it. The two ghosts turned over the yin book, and then the ghost who took the money said to me: I haven't deducted it. I'm grass, am I really right? Did they really miss it? So I said to the two of them: Oh, thank you, you two, it's good that you haven't deducted. At this time, a thunderous voice said: I can't think of a dignified human king, and I don't dare to admit it when I do something. I followed the sound and saw a man in a red robe float in the corridor, holding a very thick brush in his hand, a blushing face and a monkey's buttocks, and a big beard. Who else would it be if it wasn't Judge Lu, I looked at Judge Lu and said: Judge Lu, what kind of wind brought you here. Lu Juan thought that I was talking like this because he was afraid of him and deliberately flattering, with a smug beard, his eyes squinted at a forty-five degree angle and looked at the ceiling, this expression was really indescribable, in today's words, it is to pretend to be thirteen. As soon as I saw his expression, I was angry, and immediately said: Master Lu, did you drink the northwest wind? As soon as Lu Juan heard my words, he was obviously arranging to scold him, and immediately said angrily: Fart, you are a bird to drink the northwest wind! The two ghosts almost couldn't hold back their laughter, but they didn't dare to laugh so they had to cover their mouths and lower their heads, their bodies trembled slightly, and they made two snorts from time to time. This Lu Juan obviously died too early, and unlike the black and white impermanence bull head and horse face, there are some soul-locking ghosts who can shuttle between the two worlds of yin and yang, so they know very well about the things in the yang world, but Lu Juan is different, because he is in the underworld all the year round, so he doesn't know anything about the things in the yang world, so if he wants to get angry and scold people, he is scolding those ancient terms, what kind of birdman, you are an old saying. I continued to say to Lu Juan: Oh, I know, Lord Lu Juan must have been hacked by thunder. Lu Juan didn't understand what it meant, so he said to me: We are the ghosts and immortals of the underworld, and Lei Zhenzi is the immortals of the heavenly realm. I pretended to be very puzzled and said: Then Master Lu, how did you walk with lightning? The two ghosts finally couldn't hold back their laughter, and leaned back and closed happily with their stomachs, Lu Juan knew that he was calculated by me again this time, and he beat his chest angrily and his beard stood up, Lu Juan knew that he would never be able to get a little advantage if this war of words continued with me like this, and in the end it could only end in a fiasco, so Lu Juan didn't talk nonsense, turned to the two ghosts and said angrily: Laugh at the fart, haven't you two laughed? Why don't you hurry up and escort Li Shuyun's ghost to the bloodstained pool, can you afford to pay this responsibility for delaying the hour? The two ghosts were so frightened that they were about to take Li Shuyun's ghost away, I stepped forward to stop the two of them, and then said to Lu Ju, "Master Lu, can Li Shuyun be light, don't let her experience the punishment of the blood pool, she is already very pitiful." Lu Juan looked at me and said: "There is no way, if you want, you can continue to use your human king order to help her pardon the punishment of the blood pool!" It's just that this time it's not as simple as just reducing the longevity of a few days. I asked: How much is it going to be minus? Lu Juan said to me with a very indifferent expression: Ten years. I'll go to your uncle's, and I'll lose ten years of my life at once, are you having fun with me? Lu Juan said to me with a look of contempt: If you don't cover the decree of the king, no one can be exempted from her punishment, not even the Ten Palaces Yan Jun. Li Shuyun looked at me, and then comforted me and said: Xiaoyi, don't compromise your longevity for so many years for me as a useless old woman, you have to live a long life, so that you can do more good deeds for the yang world, and use your Taoism to help those who need help more, there are many injustices in the world, and you still need to be the master, so you have to cherish your life. Lu Juan said to the two ghosts again: Take her away. I shouted: Stop, isn't it ten years! If Lao Tzu can live to be a hundred years old, ten years is considered a fart, I will cover it. After that, I walked over with the human king's order, came to the front of Lu Juan and said: Where is the cover? Lu Juan casually took out two large notebooks from his body. One is red and the other is green.,And at the same time, the ghost's yin division book also opened automatically.,I saw the ghost difference's yin division book flying into the green book of these two big books.,It's like irrigation.。 Lu Juan walked up to me with the green book and said: It is covered on this, and I saw that there are two big characters "Ghost Book" written on the book, and there is a parenthesis below these two big characters, and the two big characters "Dead Book" are written in the parentheses. I saw Lu Juan open the death book, flipped through it, and then said: Let's cover it here! I picked up the human king order and pressed it on it, and the font on it immediately became a state of flowing water I looked at the content is, Lu Juan pouted and smiled: Do you think that you are lucky that you have not been reduced your life expectancy a few times, let me tell you, if Lao Xie was not willing to suffer the punishment of the oil pot, your life would have been gone. Hearing Lu Juan say this, my body was shocked, it turned out to be Bai Impermanence, Old Man Xie volunteered to be tortured to prolong my life, my heart was sour, and I said to Lu Juan again: How is Old Man Xie now. Lu Juan snorted and said: The tongue has become shorter. I let out a long sigh of relief and said, "It's okay, it's okay." Lu Juan immediately said angrily: This is okay! Do you know that Lao Xie's tongue grows with the Dao, you know how many years he spent on the Dao, let me tell you, he spent 800 years on the Tao, and now he has to press a fake tongue. What.... 800...year.... I was stunned for a moment, I couldn't imagine that Bai Wuchang Xie Old Man's tongue was shortened because of me. I lowered my head with a look of guilt, at this time I only felt a heartache, Lu Juan saw me like this, sighed and said: You don't have to blame yourself too much, in fact, Lao Xie told me that you have more important tasks to complete, and it is also his fate to help you prolong your life. I asked suspiciously, "Fate?" What fate. Lu Juan replied: How do I know, that's what he told me, let me convey it to you, and the book will also be given to you. After that, Lu Juan threw another red notebook in his hand to me, but the notebook turned white in my hand. There are also two big characters on this book, "Book of People", and in parentheses it reads "Book of Life". I rely on this is what ordinary people often call the book of life and death! It turns out that the Book of Life and Death is two books. I said to Lu Juan again: Why did this book change color. Lu Juan said disdainfully: When the book of life and death is in the underworld, or in the hands of the yin people, it is red and green, the so-called red men and green women, men belong to yang and women belong to yin, this book of life and death is red and green, but in the hands of people in the yang world, it will become black and white, that is, the color of the two rites of Qiankun, and the dry is the yang and the kun is the yin, so your yang book becomes white. Oh.... So that's what happened! I opened the yang book to see what was written in it, but there were blank pieces of paper inside, and I asked Lu Juan again: Why is there nothing in this yang book? Lu Juan squinted his eyes and said: This means that you are not worthy of being the king of people, and you will not be qualified to read it until this book really recognizes you. I draft what kind of logic this is, and I want this book to admit whether I am worthy of being a human king. I casually carried the book in my arms, and then said to Lu Juan: Master Lu, can I go to the underworld to see Old Man Xie. Lu Juan glared at me and said: You think that the underworld is where you can go if you want to, not to mention that you are not worthy of being a human king now, even if it is a real human king, you must now get the consent of the ten halls of the underworld before you can enter the capital of Xu, just like our underworld except for the ghosts who lock the soul, no ghosts, ghosts, immortals, and ghosts can set foot in the yang world. I was puzzled and asked, "Then why are you here?" Lu Juan casually took out a white token from his body and said: You should have seen this! I took a closer look, and it turned out to be the token that Xie Bi'an took when he summoned Lu Ju during the Resentful Spirit Qingfeng Incident. Lu Juan said again: Only with this ghost travel yang order can you move freely with the yang world, and even if you are summoned by this token, you can also come to the yang world, but the summoned person cannot leave the original place at any point. Lu Juan turned around and waved his hand to the two ghosts and said angrily: Escort this ghost to reunite with his husband and son first, and then send their family of three to the first palace of King Qin Guang for trial, and if there is no evil, send it to the second hall of King Chujiang. After that, the two ghosts tied Li Shuyun's hands with a soul locking rope, Lu Juan walked in front, and the two ghosts escorted Li Shuyun to the door of the duty room in the back, Li Shuyun turned around and smiled at me and said: Take good care of Nana. I nodded, and the four of them walked through the door of the duty room and disappeared into the darkness of the hallway.

I picked up Liu Xiaona and put it on the bed, and then took a hospital medical quilt to cover her, when I covered her with a quilt, Liu Xiaona slowly opened her eyes, and I said to her: Liu Xiaona, you are awake, it's okay! Liu Xiaona threw herself into my arms and cried loudly, this sudden move made me stunned directly, I patted Liu Xiaona on the shoulder and said: Liu Xiaona, don't cry, it's okay, that villain didn't do anything to you, fortunately I arrived in time. Liu Xiaona still refused to let go of her hand and hugged me and cried for a while, and then sobbed and said: I had a dream just now, I dreamed of Aunt Li, she said let me not be afraid, there is a boy who will protect me, I didn't expect me to open my eyes and see you. I smiled at her and said, "Liu Xiaona, you may have been frightened!" That's why you dream of a boy to protect you. Liu Xiaona sobbed and said: But that dream is very real! I said to her again: It's okay, don't think about it anymore, you lie down and rest for a while. Liu Xiaona was lying on the bed in the duty room, but her hand was still holding my hand tightly and refusing to let go, and then said to me: Can you accompany me? I... I'm scared.... I saw that Liu Xiaona must have been frightened, so I wanted to comfort her and said to her: It's okay, I'm not leaving, I'll be a flower messenger tonight. Liu Xiaona closed her eyes and then stammered: Jia Jieyi, you... Don't call me Liu Xiaona in the future... Only... Just call me Nana! I replied, confused, "Oh, oh, I see." I wanted to ask her if she was thirsty and if she wanted to drink a glass of water, I just said: Liu Xiaona, are you thirsty... Liu Xiaona sat up from the bed and said to me: Didn't I ask you to call me Nana? I smiled and said: I haven't changed for a while.... I want to say, I didn't change it for a while, but before the word "come" was spoken, Liu Xiaona suddenly hugged my neck, and then blocked my mouth with her cherry-like mouth, I only felt that my brain was short-circuited instantly, and a sweet orange-like aroma came into my mouth. Haha Lao Tzu's spring finally came, I fell on the bed with Liu Xiaona in my arms, the more we kissed, the more intense the kiss became, the hot kiss of dry firewood, I reached out to take off her nurse uniform and wanted to have something with her, who knew that I had just unbuttoned her two buttons, Liu Xiaona sat up from the bed and said: I forgot one thing, just now Aunt Li said to me in a dream, she left something for me, under the pillow of the hospital bed where she had slept. I thought to myself, this Aunt Li is really true, why did you tell Liu Xiaona about this when she dreamed, I will tell her about this later! Aren't you always beating mandarin ducks? I immediately said to Liu Xiaona: It's just a dream and it's not true, let's continue, don't destroy such a good atmosphere. Liu Xiaona immediately jumped to the ground and said: No, I must verify it to see if Aunt Li's pillow really left something for me.

Yes...... I thought depressedly that there was a big cake in front of me, but I was only allowed to eat two bites of cake, and I didn't taste the cream at all. But after thinking about it again, eating cake is also eating, it's much better than the director of the poultry and beast factory, who didn't eat anything and scared the ghost half to death, and if it continues to develop like this, Lao Tzu will be able to eat cream or active milk every day in the future haha.... I accompanied Liu Xiaona out of the door of the duty room and walked towards Li Shuyun's ward before her death.....

(Predict what will happen next, and see the next chapter to break it down)