Chapter 03: The Troubles of the Eight Treasures
"What's wrong with you?" Qin Mo looked at Babao, who was depressed.
"The old man forced me to marry again." Babao raised his head and said with palpitations.
Qin Mo said disappreciatively: "That's it? I said that you are old enough to get married anyway, so you can get married as it comes. ”
Babao squinted at Qin Mo with a pair of small eyes, and complained: "Hey, is there a brother like you, if you don't help me if I'm in trouble, I'm still laughing at me on the side." ”
"I'm not laughing at you." Qin Mo smiled at the corner of his mouth, although he didn't laugh out loud, but looking at him, everyone knew that he had already laughed in his heart.
"You're seven years old, and according to your clan, you're an adult."
Generally speaking, the intelligence of pandas is about three years old after awakening, which is equivalent to the age of six or seven for humans, and at the age of six or seven, it is almost equivalent to seventeen or eighteen years old for humans.
"Then you are also an adult, why don't you get married?" Babao's eyes widened angrily and stared at Qin Mo.
Qin Mo said with a serious face: "I am a human, you are a panda, can you compare?" ”
"Ah......" Babao was speechless, so he had to roar angrily.
"But I was supposed to get married at the age of ten."
Qin Mo turned his wheelchair to the big cat, patted his head, and comforted: "Your family is scarce, and your marriage is related to the future of the family, can your old man not be in a hurry?" ”
A hundred years ago, there were fewer than 2,000 pandas in the world. Since the change of the earth to the end of the three wars, the panda clan has grown to more than 3,000, since the awakening of the twelve true spirits such as "Qin Xiong" of the panda clan, the number of races will be increased as the first task.
After the awakening of animals, those who rebelled against humans were derogatory to be called "alien beasts" or "alien races".
There are still some awakened beasts who are willing to befriend humans, and humans affectionately call them "true spirits".
After the panda clan awakened, they formed a deep relationship with humans, and later, with the help of human researchers, the number of awakenings once reached more than 500.
You must know that there are only more than 3,000 pandas in the world, and the awakening rate has reached a terrifying one-sixth.
Their wisdom awakening is similar to the genetic talent of human beings, but there are very few genetic warriors of human beings, even with genetic medicine, the probability of human awakening genetic talent is less than one percent.
It can be seen that the intelligence evolution rate of the panda family is extremely terrifying, of course, this is also the first evolution, and the difficulty is relatively low.
According to scientists' calculations, in a few decades, the panda family will all awaken to wisdom.
But the number of their clan is still facing a big crisis of extinction, so Babao's grandfather Qin Xiong puts childbirth in the first place.
Qin Xiong himself married twenty-six wives as an example, and has given birth to more than 80 children so far, and he continues to fight for the cause of the race every year.
Babao, this guy is extremely intelligent, smart and lively, and his martial arts talent is also good, and he is deeply loved by the old man Qin Xiong.
He is now an adult, so naturally he can't escape this "catastrophe".
Speaking of getting married in a hurry, Babao was a little angry, his small eyes were as big as the angry bull's eyes, and he roared: "It's okay to have a marriage without love, but he found me twelve wives at one time, do you think he's crazy?" ”
"Poof!"
Qin Mo, who was still comforting him, couldn't hold back anymore and laughed.
"Hahaha."
Outside the door, Feng Thirty Niang just walked in, and was also amused by Babao.
Babao's little eyes rolled around, glanced at the two humans who were smiling and bent over, and suddenly felt a sense of grievance, sniffed, and was about to cry.
"Hey, you shout every day that you want to be a hero, what are you crying about, and you are not asked to die."
"The ancients said that a moment is worth a thousand gold, how can you also be worth a mountain of gold? Still crying. ”
"Still laughing at me......" Babao lowered his head, pretending to cry, and peeked at Qin Mo with small eyes.
Qin Mo smiled and said, "Okay, don't pretend." That marriage is also a matter of time, in fact, don't compare with me, I am a human being, and besides, I am still a cripple, but if I want to get married, there is no girl who wants to. ”
When Feng Thirty Niang heard it, she screamed and said, "Don't talk nonsense." When your leg is healed, I don't know how many girls will pounce to marry the end of my family. ”
"Hey, hey." Qin Mo showed a bright smile, stared at Feng Qing's bright eyes and said, "Aunt Qing, if, I said that if there is really no girl to marry me in the future, do you still want me?" ”
Feng Qing was startled by Qin Mo's unscrupulous gaze, and she was careful of her liver, but she still maintained the appearance of an elder as steady as Mount Tai, and said in sign language: "How could I not want you, you are thinking nonsense again." With that, he fled the house without looking back.
Eight Treasures on the side stared at the two of them, revealing a gloating schadenfreude expression.
"Look, what's so good, I just like Fengqing." Qin Mo and Babao glanced at each other, and then one person and one bear laughed.
In the past, the "rampaging sword god" who was not afraid of heaven and earth was afraid of the earth, and when he first showed his edge, he frightened the "enemy" and fled.
The light rain stopped, and the sun crept out.
Qin Mo went to the hospital to check his legs accompanied by Babao.
The hospital was not very far from Qin Mo's house, and the two of them didn't take a car, so they walked around and prepared to go over.
Along the way, a person and a cat scanned the passing beauties with their naked eyes, like the reincarnation of two virgin perverts.
"Big cat, I said that you are too much, staring at other girls like that, the ghosts are scared away by you."
Babao looked at Qin Mo with disdain, and said, "I scared him away?" ”
Qin Mo was a little strange, could it be that he couldn't scare the girl away, "You are more than two meters tall, such a tall panda looks at other girls in a daze, do you say people are afraid?" ”
"Who just looked at a beautiful woman in a white dress and almost fell into the ditch, who just looked at someone's thighs and drooled down......" Babao squinted his eyes and looked at Qin Mo with contempt.
Qin Mo's face should not have said: "What happened to me." The saints have said that they are all normal needs, and they are wearing so little, and they are not for outsiders to see, otherwise why don't they wrap it up tightly? ”
Babao shook his round head helplessly, sighed and said: "Cheap, really worthy of being a cheap god, the little brother is willing to bow down." ”
"If you were ridiculed for three years, you would have been forced to commit suicide long ago." Qin Mo said indifferently.
What is cheap.
In the words of Qin Beishen, it is the Bible in the left hand and the thick black in the right hand.
First of all, we must learn the spirit of the ancient sages, understand all kinds of etiquette, and it is not enough to understand many truths.
If you are "cheap" enough, so cheap that the enemy is afraid of it, you must be thick-skinned and your heart black enough.
Only in this way can you achieve the legendary situation of "people are shameless and invincible".
A person and a cat walked on the path, feeling the oncoming breeze after the rain, the whole body was extremely relaxed and comfortable, and the whole person seemed to be integrated into the gentle wind.
In this season of mountain flowers, a couple of young couples can release the energy accumulated in the past winter. Looking at the men and women who are affectionate and ambiguous walking by, the two lonely adult males inexplicably rose a faint sour taste in their hearts at this moment.
"You're still a virgin, aren't you?" The big cat who hadn't spoken for a long time suddenly came to this sentence.
Qin Mo's face changed color instantly, and he glared at the big cat: "What do you mean?" ”
Regarding the matter of being a virgin, it was the real pain in Qin Mo's heart, and he couldn't care about other ridicule, but he was really a little annoyed about this matter, and he didn't know how many times he was ridiculed by his classmates in the third class.
In this era when sexual services are legal, it is already very rare to keep the first time until the age of nineteen like Qin Mo.
However, because of the disability of Qin Mo's legs, it is also forgivable.
When he was fifteen or sixteen years old, he was a young man, he was proud of his swordsmanship and was in the top ten in the cold weapon department, and the female classmates who admired him naturally did not know how many.
Girlfriend is to have one.
That girl's name was Cao Xiaoyue.
Cao Xiaoyue and Qin Wudao are truly childhood sweethearts, and they are also the most eye-catching genius couple on campus at that time.
It's just that that's all in the past.
When Qin Mo's legs were abolished before the college entrance examination, Cao Xiaoyue was admitted to "Jinghua University" with outstanding performance, and Qin Mo's "waste" became a sensation in the local area, and the separation of the two places naturally ended.
Later, a classmate revealed to him that Cao Xiaoyue met a new boyfriend in college, and moved to the moon with her boyfriend after graduating from college.
Now the "Xiaoyue Fairy", who is famous in the entertainment industry "Bright Crown, Jinghua, Dawn Moon in the Sky", is the first love girl at the end of Qin.
Although Qin Mo tried his best to forget that Qianying, it was only that sometimes memories and thoughts would make the girl in his heart clearer and more perfect, but more and more nostalgic.
Maybe men are so cheap.
But how could he not understand the gap between the two now, one is the "Xiaoyue Fairy" in the sky, and the other is a "toad" who can't even walk on the ground.
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