When I arrived at the cemetery, a few of the seven aunts and eight aunts were there, and these relatives usually didn't come and go, so I went down to burn paper money after saying hello. It's probably too cold, someone over there has a fire, and the fat man will roast the fire again, and I pretend to kowtow and kneel and bow down and prepare to leave after finishing it, who is willing to stay here during the New Year.

According to custom, my grandfather's son, my cousin, had to stay on guard until dawn, and some of the guests arrived on the morning of the first day of the new year, and in any case he had to wait until the last guest. The grave looked very shabby, next to it were some cement grave bags, some of which were also tiled, and my uncle's grave was a yellow mound of earth, and I casually muttered in a voice that only I could hear: "Giving birth to so many children and having an egg is not a house in the end." ”

"I'm cold." A faint voice came, and it was the same as the old one I had just heard on the road. I jerked my head up, and there was a pale-faced old man sitting above the loess bag, curled up and looking at me.

Isn't this the uncle and grandfather on the portrait! I knew that I had finally seen him, and I looked down and looked around, and the children were now talking and laughing, snorting melon seeds, chatting and chatting, and there were a few people sitting by the fire who were already playing cards with the fat man......

I didn't say anything, and after I got up, I ran to my second cousin who was chatting with someone over there and said, "Uncle Quan, I had a dream yesterday about my uncle and grandfather." ”

He smiled and said to me: "Xiaoyi, I heard that you have grown up recently, what's the matter, Kaichun will take your uncle to the south to make some money?" ”

I said, "I said I dreamed of my uncle and grandfather." "Oh, what did you dream about?"

I glanced back at the grave bag, and the figure on the grave bag was still there, "I dreamed that he said it was cold down there, do you want to burn two more clothes?" ”

"Clothes? Oh, you, how can you believe in these things like your grandfather, this person is dead, and he pays attention to what kind of those things are. He smoked a cigarette, glanced at the grave bag contemptuously, and said, "You don't know, we are farmers at home and are not as good as you doing business outside." Poor, I didn't even bother to make new clothes for the New Year, and burned them for him, isn't that starving to death to pretend to be the face of the dead! ”

I know that if I continue to talk to the person in front of me, I will only hear more ugly words, Chinese New Year's Eve, beating people is always undeserved, looking at the person on the grave who has buried his head in his legs, I understand that he is cold-hearted.

There is a saying that the paper money burned is no longer too much, but sincere. If he is not sincere, he can't get it, and it's the same as what you burn, all he gets is a pile of ashes. So I knelt down again, spread out paper by paper, slowly burned, and chanted while burning: "Uncle and grandpa, don't be reluctant to spend, there are more here, you should eat and drink, and you should enjoy the blessings when you enter the soil, as for those unfilial descendants, you can go back and see them more when you are free, and if you think which one is good, you will take him away as a companion......"

"Let's go." I went over and said to the fat man.

"Three 2s!" The fat man was still watching them play cards, "King Fry!" My eldest cousin shouted excitedly, "Come on, come on, give money!" ”

My eldest cousin had a cigarette in his mouth and a cigarette in his head, and shouted enthusiastically: "Ouch, Xiaoyi, come on, come on, why don't you play two and then go?" ”

"How can he look down on such a petty mess as us!" The one who spoke was the eldest son-in-law of his uncle and grandfather, and he was full of alcohol.

I said angrily: "Auntie, you drank a lot this night, did you accompany your father-in-law to get a few sips?" ”

"This kid is talking nonsense." He said with a smile to the person next to him, and shouted: "What else did he drink, he drank a bunch of dung before he died, and he had already drunk and left!" ”

Maybe he really drank too much to say such a thing, but I don't know if the people next to him drank too much, but I heard a lot of laughter, and they all seemed to be amused by this unbounded bastard remark. Just like Cha Wenbin once warned me later, my biggest problem is that I love to get out and be nosy.

I seized the table that was originally used to pay tribute, but at this moment I took it to the table with big cards, and said to them with a smile: "It's the New Year, then I also wish you to go down early, your father-in-law asked me to bring a message to you, people have done it, and they will always be retributed!" ”

With a "whoosh", I overturned the card table, the laughter stopped, the mouth of the melon seeds did not move anymore, and the dozen or so people on the scene were all quiet.

My drunken aunt-in-law was the first to react, got up and picked up a stick at his feet and slashed at me, but unfortunately there was a fat man standing next to him.

The fat man stretched out his foot, and my aunt-in-law rushed forward with a stumble, and the next second the fat man had flashed to his front and stuck the back of his neck with one hand, and the other hand twisted his right hand and twisted it on his back, and I only heard the pig-like cry immediately coming from the mouth of the big aunt.

"I really haven't seen a scumbag with no conscience like you, come over to your grandfather, let your father-in-law see how he fell in love with you as his son-in-law back then!" The fat man's strength was so brutal that my aunt was twisted to the grave by him like a little chicken, and the fat man looked around at those people and said, "Which man is this, his daughter-in-law, stand up!" ”

My eldest cousin reacted at this time, and immediately showed her fierce side, waving her paws and scratching the fat man.

"You let go of my man, where did you come from** to be wild here!"

The fat man unceremoniously grabbed the woman's shoulder with one hand, and then with a twist of his wrist, the couple faced my uncle's grave at the same time. Push the wrist of the two of them on the hind legs, plop, and both of them kneel.

He didn't care how the woman and the man scolded, he poked the couple on the ground, and smashed them three times in a row, and the ground was full of burned paper money ashes, and after they got up, they all became Bao Gong.

"These three heads are for your words and deeds!"

The fat man grabbed the two people who were already dizzy and prepared to come again, my two cousins couldn't stand it, and rushed up left and right, the fat man seemed to have eyes behind him, and the two people he grabbed in his hands threw them to the ground, and turned around to "snap" is the two feet in each other's small stomachs. This guy was wearing the most popular kind of high-top military police leather shoes on his feet, and my two cousins didn't even have the strength to hum and knelt directly on the ground, and the fat man said with disdain: "Don't kneel so early, I'll find you later!" ”

He turned around and went back to the two couples, picked up the back of his clothes, and smashed his head down with three more bangs: "These three are for your Lao Tzu to waste so much food for you beasts!" ”

After these two hands, where did the others dare to move, the fat man roared and said: "What are you still stunned for, kowtow to kowtow, cry to cry, what are a bunch of things!" After that, he knelt down and said: "Old man, I'm sorry, I helped you teach this group of unfilial sons a lesson, and I am not with you, and I will disturb you for the New Year." ”

The fat man and I went down the mountain like this, and there was no sound or movement along the way, and when we got home, we fell asleep on the **.

In our place, the first day of the first month of the first month does not pay New Year's greetings, and there is a ** is: you have to rest at home on the first day of the new year, otherwise you are destined to be busy all year round, so the first day of the new year generally does not come.

I heard the sound of firecrackers in a daze, and it was not strange that someone blew up this thing at the beginning of the year, I turned over and prepared to go back to sleep, and there was a knock on the door outside the house, only to hear my father shouting: "Get up**, get up**, hurry up and slip away, something happened!" ”

As soon as I got up with my clothes on, my father yelled at me at the door, "Did you make trouble last night?" ”

"It's nothing, they deserve it, why did they come to you early in the morning to ask for guilt?"

"You, you, you're in trouble!" My father was so angry that he stopped again after raising his hand halfway: "Hurry up, your uncle's grandfather's house died early in the morning, and your eldest cousin-in-law said that he was planted in a dung pit, just like his father-in-law." ”

As soon as I heard it, I thought it was not good, but I replied, "What's the matter with me?" ”

My father sighed and said: "You'll know when you go, there will be a lot of people later, listen to what you say, I'll take you away, and your friend don't go to make trouble, I don't know if I can't make people killed!" ”

"Yo, what about beating me to death?" The fat man also got up at this time, and must have heard our conversation, he straightened his clothes and smiled: "This is a good thing, this is called a crime deserved!" There's nothing more enjoyable than this year, the first day of the first month makes people so comfortable, God opens his eyes! ”

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