Chapter Forty-Eight: Thunder Splits the Coffin 1
The ghost bed incident that plagued the owner of the villa was solved, but I didn't seem to be happy at all. So much so that I accepted all the benefits that the owner and his wife gave to the master, and the master seemed to understand my thoughts and didn't say anything.
You may be curious about how much benefit the owner of the villa gave me and my master, after all, people are so rich! Don't hide it from everyone, there are indeed a lot of benefits, and the overall calculation is at least million. But my master and I didn't mean to swallow those things privately, but built several hope primary schools in the poor mountainous area in the name of Liu Xin. The specific intentions, not to mention, everyone should also know.
It is rumored that when the owner of the villa learned about this, he was so frightened that he sold all his assets, hid abroad, and never returned to China.
None of this has anything to do with our master and apprentice, we are just fulfilling our duties as the successors of the Yin and Yang Sect and continuing to make our own contributions to the peace of the Yang World.
Actually, I learned a lot in this matter. I won't list the specifics one by one, just say some important ones.
For example, when the master doesn't have any charms and other things to restrain powerful ghosts, his combat power is not much different from mine. Why? Because the ghost is an illusory, disembodied creature, many things in the world have no effect on it at all, except for certain things.
So, when I made fun of the master who was almost suffocated by Liu Xin's pinching. In addition to giving me chestnuts or chestnuts, the master said in his words. Ghosts are not something you can subdue if you want to, it's different from zombies, mutated creatures, and other things that have substances. In other words, you can kill zombies and mutated creatures with bullets, but you can't kill ghosts. People are not entities in the first place, and when you hit them, it's like hitting the air.
Moreover, ghosts are not something that can be seen just by looking at them. Even the master can't do it, and the reason why I can see the master and Liu Xin fighting when I go out of the room is also thanks to the fact that the master showed up with Liu Xin by special means before, so that he couldn't hide it. Later, I learned that the master's special method turned out to be wiping dog shit by hand.
For this reason, I almost died of laughter, and was forced to sleep on the sun-dried dog shit powder bed board by the master for the night. After that, I never dared to make fun of Master again, after all, no one knows what way He will take revenge on you. And the slogan is still so irresistible, the name is for your good.
Before you know it, it's the beginning of August, but the weather is not declining, on the contrary, you have to face the scorching sun every day when you go out. It felt like walking in the sun for a while, and my whole body was like taking a sauna, sweating profusely.
Whether in the city or in the countryside. At noon in summer, it is basically difficult to see pedestrians at this time, because this is the hottest time of the day, and no one is stupid enough to go out and hang out without important things or shading tools.
So when you see me in town, don't think I'm suffering from heat stroke and my head is bad. In fact, I was asked by the master to come to the town to buy daily necessities, toothpaste, laundry detergent, toilet paper, all small things, and the most important thing is to buy incense, candles, paper money and other items, these things are purchased almost every three or two days. Every time I made a purchase, I would go out with a folded snakeskin sack the size of a palm, and when I came home, I would carry a full bag. Thanks to the fact that I am a young man, strong and strong, and born in the countryside, I walked two kilometers with a bag of dozens of pounds on my back, not to say soeasy, but it was not too difficult.
Initially, I have been learning art with the master for almost a month, and I dare not say that I am famous far and wide, at least 70% of the people in the town already know me. Who asked them to go to the ancestors to offer incense and pray for blessings, and I handed them tea or incense.
So after a long time, everyone knows that the master accepted me as an apprentice, no, every time I come to the town to buy things, everyone is quite polite to me.
"Hey! Xiao Liu, it's time to buy something again! What did you think about the incident I told you last time, my niece is really good, and she looks pretty smart. ”
You don't need to look at it to know that this is the proprietress who sells pork, because the last time I bought pig's trotters at his butcher shop, I happened to meet his niece who came back from vacation to help, so I couldn't control my mouth and talked to him. As a result, the proprietress mistakenly thought that I was interested in her niece, and every time she saw me, she mentioned it to me, and said that her niece was also very fond of me, and asked me when I would be able to come to the door to propose.
I'm so scared that I can avoid it from now on, it's not that I'm boasting, although I don't say that I look better than Pan An, but I also think that I look pretty good, and my facial features are marked, if it's not that my skin is a little darker, it's also a standard little white face. What's more, my height is more than 1.7 meters, and this height will be absolutely superior to others, but now the children eat too well, and the height is like mushrooms after a rain, and it is rising.
Some people may say that I am stupid, there are girls who like you, and other people's families are not against it, what else do you refuse! You don't know, if that girl is really as smart as the boss said, then I won't say a word and go straight to the door to propose. The point is that the girl weighs as much as the pork sold by her aunt, which is called a biao! Anyway, I don't think I can carry it, let alone hug it.
"Hey! Xiao Liu, come over and I'll take a look, the latest fruit is fresh, I'll take a few home and give it to your master to taste!"
Don't think that this voice sounds a little muffled and it sounds like a man, but that's not the case. Because the fruit seller is a woman, and she is about 30 years old, maybe her living conditions are good, and her clothes are quite fashionable, and at first glance it makes people feel a little beautiful. There are many unmarried men in the town who covet it, but unfortunately, in the end, they don't hear who they are marrying.
In the end, it was the peachy news I heard from Uncle Huang's mouth. The year this woman came to the town from the master, she declared that she would not marry if she was not a master. As for what happened inside, Uncle Huang didn't know, and many people in the town didn't know either.
Now, I finally understand why every time I come to town, I get a few pounds of fresh fruit for free. It turns out that this is borrowing flowers to offer Buddha! It's a pity that the falling flowers are intentionally ruthless! Thinking about the master's appearance, it is really enviable to be able to have such a beautiful eye.
It's not that my master doesn't look good, on the contrary, I think my master has a very stylish male taste. It seems to be thin but has muscle lines that others envy, a height that is almost the same as mine, plus that hairstyle like a brother, and a white mustache with a story, these may be nothing for girls who only know how to look at their appearance, but for those young women over thirty years old, it is different.
So, the eldest sister is kind-hearted, and I naturally can't distract her heart. Every time I was given fruit, I took all the orders, but unfortunately I basically ate them all. It's not that I keep it privately, it's just that the master said that he doesn't like to eat it, so I have to reluctantly contribute to its value in order not to be violent.
After a few casual walks around town, the snakeskin bag I was carrying began to slowly grow heavier, and finally had to be carried on my shoulder.
"Boss! Are you ready for what I want?"
"Boss! Boss! What about people?"
This is the last leg of my trip, as long as I pay for my things and go back to the errand.
But what made me even more strange was that I couldn't see the boss after a few calls. But its store door is wide open, it shouldn't go far, it is estimated that it has something urgent to leave for a while, so I will wait here.
But it backfired, and I waited fifteen minutes without seeing the boss come back from outside or out of the shop.
"Nothing will happen, will it?" I muttered to myself, hurriedly put down the snakeskin bag on my shoulder, and walked out of the shop to look left and right. In addition to the shops doing business, there are not many pedestrians shopping on the street, after all, today is not a polder day, how can it be so crowded every day!
At that moment, a familiar voice came into my ears.
"Trees are expensive! Why are you here?"
Hearing this, I hurriedly turned around and looked at the person who spoke, who is this not Uncle Huang?" Uncle! Didn't I go out to buy something on the orders of my master! But the shopkeeper called a few times, but no one responded, and I don't know where he went!"
"Oh! Do you mean this old guy who sells daily necessities?" Uncle Huang stretched out his finger and pointed to the shop behind me.
Seeing this, I hurriedly nodded. You know, I have used up all the toilet paper used to go to the toilet in the courtyard, and if the master is now on the large size, he will have to squat in the toilet for a while. So, this thing is still in a hurry.
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