Volume 1 Nine-Story Demon Tower Chapter 57 The Fat Man Who Was Entertained
As soon as the fat man heard Lu Banqi say this, he was obviously anxious, and hurriedly chased after Lu Banqi and asked, "Lu Banqi, you can make it clear, there is still something looking for us?" What the hell is it, don't let your fat man fall into decline. ”
"I don't know." Lu Banchi shook his head and prepared to leave our tent.
"Lu Banchi, you can't shake the two of us, I don't read much, don't lie to me." I really can't figure out why Lu Banqi said that there is another thing looking for us, but he said that he doesn't know what that thing is, I really think Lu Banqi is making fun of us.
Lu Banqi was also embarrassed, and finally couldn't help me and the fat man grinding hard, and sighed: "I also said that this tent can dispel evil spirits, but I also have no choice but to express the powerful evil spirits." So your tent was invaded by that thing, and it left a mark on your tent. As for me saying that there's another thing looking for you, it's because my eyes can see who has touched my work, and besides you and that thing, there's another thing coming in here. ”
"That's all? Can't you see what that thing looks like? Or do you see it by the footprints? The fat man was whimsical and made such a request.
Lu Banqi's face tightened, he lifted a leg of his trousers, and said to the fat man, "You count how many leg hairs I have." ”
When the fat man heard this, he looked at Lu Banchi's undoubted expression again, and he obediently squatted on the ground and counted it. I also stared at the fat man for a long time, because this Lu Banqi has always been a person who does things with a clear eye, and his expression makes you feel that there may be a lot of mystery hidden in it.
But where did you count the hair on your feet? After the fat man counted for a while, I felt sleepy, and I found a big stone on the side and squinted. When I fell asleep, the fat man was still counting, I am afraid that he had counted a quarter of an hour or two, and I saw that the fat man's eyes began to bloom, and the whole person was dizzy.
"Hey, fat man, how many have you counted!" I saw that the fat man didn't count on one foot, and I wondered if I should help the fat man count it.
"Three... Oops, it scared the hell out of me. The fat man was originally squatting on the ground and counting Lu Banchi's foot hair, but Lu Banchi was sitting, and he jumped up in fright when I shouted from behind: "Grandma's, how many Lao Tzu counted, do you remember Lu Banchi?" ”
"I don't remember, but even if I do, do you know which one you counted?" Lu Banqi just likes to tell the truth, and I was helpless when I heard it.
"What then?" The fat man looked at me as the culprit with an indignant face, and I also felt a little embarrassed, so I rested on the side and didn't say anything about giving the fat man such a moment.
"It's all about counting." Lu Banqi gave the fat man a devastating answer, and the fat man almost didn't fall to his death.
"Grandma's, the fat man doesn't count, Lao Tzu's eyes are now full of your dead Luban's foot hair." The fat man pulled me over and yelled, "Destiny, you have done good deeds, you can count them." ”
"This..."Looking at the hair on Lu Banchi's legs, I really felt worried for a while, but I had to admit the mistakes I made when I knelt.
Thinking of the fat man's fist, and thinking of that mighty and unyielding, I gritted my teeth and squatted down as soon as I raised my head. Isn't it just counting the hair on the feet, the big husband can bend and stretch.
I was just about to start counting the dense things, when I heard Lu Banqi say in my ear: "Xuanyuan, you don't have to count, even if you count it, I don't know what it is, I only know that he is not a human but not an evil spirit." ”
Hearing Lu Banqi say this, my head was confused, this third thing is neither a human nor an evil spirit, what is it? Actually, there has always been an answer in my heart, but I am not sure if it is him.
"Hey, hey, wait for Lu Banqi, then why did your grandma let your fat man count his hair?" The fat man was anxious when he heard this, but this Luban ruler made him count the foot hair for a long time, if it was useless...
"Oh, I just wanted to ask you how old I am from the hair on my feet?" Lu Banqi said this sentence seriously, and I almost didn't hold my breath.
"Grandma, how is this possible, besides, does this have anything to do with my question? Obviously, windmills, cows and horses are not related. The fat man looked like a bitter gourd, and muttered in his mouth: "Grandma, Lao Tzu counted for two and a half hours, and you tell Lao Tzu this." ”
"yes, it doesn't really matter." As soon as Lu Banqi's words came out, the fat man's head was about to burst out, and he couldn't wait to eat Lu Banchi, but Lu Banqi then said unhurriedly: "The relationship doesn't matter much, but it's still a little related." ”
"Okay, Lu Banqi, if you can say something about it today, your fat man won't beat you." The fat man was also angry enough, but when he heard Lu Banqi say that it was somewhat related, the fat man's curiosity came up again.
"Oh, fat man, you can say it, I want to be able to tell me some reason, but I am not allowed to mess around." When Lu Banqi heard this, his eyes lit up instantly, and I instantly understood that Lu Banqi was digging a pit to make the fat man jump.
"Don't worry, your fat man has always been true to his words, and it is impossible to regret the water that spilled out of his words." I looked at the fat man's sworn appearance, and I knew that the fat man had jumped into the pit, and he had dug the pit deeper.
Lu Banchi was even happier when he heard this, cleared his throat and said, "Fatty, listen well, since you can't tell how old I am from the hair of my feet, how can I tell what that thing is from the imprint?" Besides, if you entertain me first, I will naturally entertain you as well. I don't know if you are satisfied with this relationship? ”
After Lu Banqi finished speaking, he smiled slightly, put away the tent of the two of us, and then threw it on an open field.
"Grandma's, fat man, I..." The fat man had already clenched his fists when he said this, but he was still desperately suppressing his emotions.
"Hey, the fat man still has Xuanyuan here, if you dare to do it, if it spreads, this reputation will not be good." Lu Banqi made fun of the fat man while cleaning up the tent on the ground.
As soon as the fat man heard the word fame, he was like a deflated basketball all of a sudden, and he was deflated all of a sudden, and he didn't recover for a long time.
"Lu Banqi, you said that the third thing saved us?" I don't want to take care of the fat man's emotions anymore, because the fat man's emotions come and go quickly.
"That's right." Lu Banqi had already gathered the tent together and began to sprinkle water on it.
"How do you know?" This is the thing I care about the most, how does this Lu Banqi know that this third thing is saved from us, although that thing is not an evil spirit, it does not mean anything.
"Because the thing came before the owner of the mudra, he came first, and the owner of the mudra came right after. It was because of his arrival that the two of you left your tent and escaped. Lu Banqi made a few handprints that I couldn't read, and sprinkled water and electricity on the tent three times.
"Hey, you can see the relationship between the front and back, you can't see what that thing is?" This fat man is really a pure dead eye, and he is a master who doesn't shed tears when he doesn't see the coffin.
"Fatty, you want to count my feet again, don't you?" Lu Banchi smiled, and he was ready to lift his trousers.
"Don't, don't, I'll just ask casually, don't entertain me anymore." This time the fat man learned to be obedient, he knew that if he continued to entangle, he estimated that he would be shaken again to count the other foot.
Lu Banqi didn't answer again, but after the three points of water, he threw a talisman on the tent. I know that yellow talisman, it is a unique Chenzhou talisman of Miaojiang, and it belongs to one of the three techniques of Miaojiang.
Chenzhou Fu was thrown up, and Lu Banqi also drew a match and threw it on the tent, and in an instant, the monstrous fire engulfed Chenzhou Fu and the tent together. The fire was very big but there was no smoke, and the fire was extinguished in an instant, and there was not even a trace of ash on the ground.
"Lu Banqi, you are really a god, what kind of trick is this?" The fat guy has always had his mouth uncovered, and as soon as I heard it, I immediately pulled the fat man and motioned him to shut up.
When Lu Banchi saw me pulling the fat man, he actually smiled at me and said, "This is for the two of you." The tent has been burned down by me, and your breath is no longer there, and it will think for a short time that you two are dead and will not come to haunt you. But remember, this thing must not be lost. ”
After saying that, Lu Banqi threw the thing to us and walked towards the base without looking back.