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Xiao Yu opened his eyes and happened to see a round of orange-red fireballs slowly rising from the horizon of the sky, sprinkling a piece of brilliant sunlight like broken gold.

He was standing on a bluestone paved street, and although it was early in the morning, the market was very noisy, and all kinds of cries and cries were endless, and the sound of wheels and poultry and livestock constituted a song of earthly noise.

On the left and right sides are rows of shops, rice shops, noodles, fruits, fat powder, medicine shops, etc., you can see the banner curtain in the sky, and the red sleeves are flying. The high-rollers with knives laughed, the tourists who enjoyed the spring were noisy, and a real prosperous atmosphere came to the face.

It can be clearly seen that these pedestrians on the road do not have the rugged atmosphere of the men in the north, but they are full of the graceful and graceful spirit of the water town in the south of the Yangtze River, and then look at the surrounding buildings, which also reveal an elegant and exquisite taste.

Xiao Yu walked along, wandering in this lively world.

"It's natural to repay debts, how can you still get it?!" A shout and curse rang out, attracting everyone's attention.

It has always been the nature of Chinese people to see the excitement, and when they see the excitement to see at this moment, everyone is naturally swarming to gather in the past, talking about each other. Xiao Yu was also a little curious, so he stopped and watched.

"Ladies and gentlemen, "The speaker is a middle-aged fat man wearing a bright yellow short coat, with white skin, as if the face after fermentation, a pair of small eyes turn left and right, a typical rich man's appearance, this person has a very loud voice, "This Li Laohan died last month and his mother-in-law died, and he had no money to bury him, so he borrowed me five taels of silver, in black and white, with a handprint and a drawing, which was clearly and clearly written, and if he didn't pay it back when it was due, he would give me his daughter!" ”

The fat man said and took out a note and showed it to everyone, "Now a month has passed, I have come to collect debts, and he said that he has no money, but he is unwilling to give me his daughter, how can there be such a reason in the world?" ”

The old farmer who sells vegetables looks no more than forty years old, but his hair has turned gray in half, and what is even more striking is that he has a fist-sized sarcoma on his neck, and at this moment he is smiling cautiously on his dark and thin face, bending his waist, "I also ask the money clerk to forgive me for a few days, and when I sell the vegetables, I will definitely pay back the money I owe......"

"Don't talk nonsense, either pay back the money now, or your daughter Xiuniang will go with me." The fat man insisted on not letting go, which was even more ruthless than Wang Ba's bite.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the debt of this money clerk is fake, and the person is real, but it is clearly written in black and white, and others can't speak for a while.

"No," the old man was so anxious that tears were about to come out, "I am only this one daughter, how can I push her into the fire pit?" ”

The fat man was furious, "You say my house is a fire pit? ”

Someone in the crowd pinched their throats and replied, "Yes!" ”

“……”

The fat man's fat face was purple and red, like a colorful tomato, quite funny, and he waved his sleeves hatefully at the moment, and sneered:

"Anyway, either pay back the money, or go with me to the yamen and talk to the county magistrate!"

Since ancient times, the people did not fight with the officials, like the old peasants, and other people, and they had never entered the yamen in their lives, and they were subconsciously afraid in their hearts, so they could only hold their daughters and cry, and passers-by couldn't bear to see it, so they spoke one after another:

"It's all villagers, you're too much of a money officer, right?"

The fat man waved his sleeves, crossed his waist with both hands, and put on a posture of a wife and a mother's tongue fighting against Confucianism, sweeping Jiangdong, "The white and black characters are clearly written, and I will take care of wherever I go!" ”

"In the final analysis, it's not that I covet the beauty of the embroidery girl, and I want to snatch it back to be the eighth aunt...... Are you old enough to eat? ”

"Phew, the old man is fierce and fierce, you can go to Taihang to fight tigers, you can go to the five oceans to catch turtles, people give the nickname Silver Spear Little Overlord, and the three girls of the night will not fall!"

These words made the little ladies blush and shy, and the people who came over were sneering.

There is humanity in the crowd again:

"How did you hear that some time ago your old man went to the pharmacy to buy a lot of tonics? I guess I can't get that hard. ”

The fat man's face turned red, "What nonsense!" Honest and untrustworthy! The old man is ashamed to be with you, and he lost his identity in vain! ”

"The bones of Aunt Li's old Aunt Li are not cold, you came to beat other people's daughters, this thing is too inauthentic, right? No wonder the babies in your family are all mouthless gourds, and they don't even have a handle. ”

Loss, too loss! If the fat man's complexion just now was like a cloudy winter evening, then now he is a disabled person who has just eaten three catties of Chaotian pepper and then has constipation recurrence.

There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great, which can be described as a straight heart.

The people next to him couldn't help but laugh when they heard it, and the green tendons on the fat man's forehead jumped suddenly, but he couldn't move here, even if he wanted to chop the person with a broken mouth into seventeen or eighteen pieces, one was braised and one was slightly spicy, but he could only hold his anger in his chest. Suddenly turned his head and grabbed the hand of the girl who was buying vegetables, "Come back with me, your father can't pay off the debt, you have to pay it back!" ”

At the same time, in the live broadcast room-

"Robbing people's girls in broad daylight, yes, very strong."

"I just want to ask, can you have a face?"

"Ask the anchor to teach him to be a man, a bright cabbage, but he can't be arched by this old fat man."

"The prize quiz is open, so does anyone see which world this is?"

"It means that I can't arouse interest at all.,Since the sterilization,,Ben Meow has no love.。

"Look upstairs, don't worry about things that can't be solved today...... Because tomorrow it may still not be solved. ”

"My best friend and I, one fat and the other thin, both of them like Chien Songyi's balls, so we both combed our balls yesterday, and then I looked at the dogs and sumo wrestlers in the mirror and fell into deep thought."

“……”

As the saying goes, when the road is uneven, it roars, and the wind and fire rush into Kyushu...... cough cough, it was the road that drew a knife to help, and the road saw the injustice, Xiao Yu naturally would not sit idly by.

But just as he was about to have a seizure, a voice suddenly sounded:

"This old brother, begging for a bowl of water to drink!"

The person who came was a monk wearing a patch and holding a tattered banana fan, and his voice was very distinctive, although it was not cynical, but it gave people a feeling of hip-hop and game in the world.

The monk didn't care about the reactions of others, strode over, poured a bowl of tea from the porcelain jar carried by the vegetable farmer, raised his head and drank it all, and then exhaled comfortably, wiped his mouth with his greasy sleeve, and said with a smile:

"As the saying goes, the grace of a drop of water should be reciprocated by a spring, monk, I drank your water, so it is better to pay off this debt for you."

The old farmer who bought vegetables was speechless, but the fat man took the lead and sneered:

"What are you monk making trouble here, why don't you hurry back to the temple to eat fasting and chant Buddha, be careful that the Buddha will treat you with a big crime of disrespect!"

"No, no, no, I am participating in Mahayana Buddhism, and I pay attention to the purification of sentient beings, and today I have spent the suffering, how can the Buddha blame me."

The fat man snorted and said, "You want to pay them back?" ”

The mad monk shook his head, "The monk is a monk, how can there be anything outside the body?" ”

To put it bluntly, it's just two words, "no money"!

The fat man was happy in his eyes, "If you don't have any money, stay and go, don't get in the way of me." ”

The mad monk was not annoyed, and grinned:

"Don't worry, monk, although I don't have any money, I happen to have a rare object, and I think I can get into the eyes of the outside."

"What's that?" The fat man's small eyes narrowed, the businessman's unique nature of gathering wealth attacked, a pair of already small eyes were even narrowed only two slits, knowing that he had small eyes, I didn't know that I thought that the dough had poked two holes with chopsticks, "Let's take a look." ”

The mad monk grinned, stretched out his hand and pointed at the huge tumor in the neck of the old vegetable farmer, and said:

"This tumor is unique in the sky and on the earth, do you say it's unusual?"

Everyone looked at each other, crying and laughing. I thought that this monk could come up with some rare objects, but who knew that it was this. The tumor grows on the neck, and it can't be removed at all, otherwise it will definitely bleed and die, where is it rare?

"It turned out to be a crazy monk who loves to talk nonsense! Don't delay me in collecting my debts. The fat man scolded loudly, his tone was disdainful, and the rest of the villagers were also disappointed.

Even the old vegetable farmer was trembling and said, "This master doesn't want to joke......"

The crazy monk's face did not change, "Monk, I never speak, why don't you let me try the truth?" ”

The fat man laughed and said, "You can try, if you can win it, I will forgive this debt, so what's the matter?" ”

The mad monk smiled mysteriously and said:

"Then we have to make a decision, and we won't regret it?"

"No backtracking!" The fat man's chest thumped.

"Look at my means."

The mad monk foamed at the palm of his hand, shook his sleeves, walked to the old vegetable farmer, and then swung his palm like a knife downward.

In front of everyone's eyes, they saw that the edge of the palm was the color of a blade, and the moment it fell, the fist-sized tumor actually fell directly.

The long street fell silent for a moment.

The monk threw the tumor in his hand and grinned:

"No, this is the baby you want."

The next moment, the tumor was thrown directly into the fat man's neck, as if it had grown directly to it.

After a short silence, the villagers applauded.

Only the fat man sighed, hurriedly stretched out his hand to support the tumor, and kept begging for mercy: "Master, I won't dare to do it again, just spare me this time!" ”

He has a bit of eyesight, knowing that this seemingly crazy monk is a person with real skills, where can he dare to be arrogant, and hurriedly begged for mercy in a low voice, as if he had just passed the door to meet his parents' little lady.

The mad monk couldn't help but shake his head, and said:

"After saying that the money and wealth are clear, how can there be any reason to regret it? No way, no way! ”

Saying that his feet were like the wind, he turned around and left, and the fat man held the tumor in one hand, while stepping after him, and kept pleading in his mouth.

The figure of this crazy monk seems to be fast and slow, but in the crowded crowd, it is like a fish in water, and there is no delay at all, and no matter how much the fat man chases him, he can't get close.

Just a few steps later, the mad monk disappeared, and the fat man was shocked and angry, holding on to the corner of the wall and panting. Listening to the laughter of the people behind him, he was even more ashamed, holding the tumor with one hand and hiding his face with the other.

"This monk has some ability...... Xiao Yu touched his chin and looked deep. (To be continued.) )