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After several years of cold and summer, the peach blossoms bloomed and thanked, and the colorful butterflies went and came.

March is the season when the grass grows and the warbler flies, and the Luofu River flows quietly around Huashan like a green ribbon.

The wildflowers bloom by the river, the grass is green, and even the passers-by who are in a hurry do not want to live up to this good spring. So there are young ladies from large families with domestic servants, ordinary people from peasant families with children and paper kites that have been pasted overnight, and three or two scholars in green shirts, wearing thin spring shirts and pretending to be amorous, shaking their heads and reciting poems......

Da-da-da-da.

The roaring sound of horses' hooves came from afar, accompanied by noisy gongs and drums, which resounded for ten miles.

"Whose family is doing this happy event?" Someone asked curiously, his eyes were full of envy, "What a scene, so magnificent!" ”

"I heard that it was a disciple of the Huashan Sword Sect who got married."

"Eh, didn't you say that the children of the rivers and lakes are informal?" A young scholar asked curiously.

Someone next to him sneered, "You kid hasn't been out of the house since he saw it......"

The young scholar hurriedly clenched his fists, "Please also ask my brother for advice." ”

"In these days, those who don't have money will be informal!"

“……”

The children of the rivers and lakes are also people, and the joy of the newlywed is the top priority in a person's life, and the importance is second only to the croaking and loess burying, who doesn't want to do the scenery?

Those who say it's good to be plain and bland, maybe there are many bitter tears behind their backs.

The Wuyue Alliance is now in the limelight, Ling Hu Chong is a big disciple of Huashan, and Yilin's little nun is a descendant of Hengshan, both of them are figures with heads and faces, and they are naturally very beautiful, and they can't wait to announce that the whole world knows about it.

……

Five-flowered horses, daughters and daughters, surrounded by a group of children of the rivers and lakes, in the sound of suona gongs and drummers blowing and beating, Ling Hu Chong's face was powdered, sitting on a tall jujube red horse, and meeting the eyes from all directions.

The people were loud and noisy, and the people gave way to the side of the road, curiously looking at the groom dressed like a big red envelope, and pointing from time to time.

"This person is Ling Hu Chong, a great disciple of Huashan, who is strong in martial arts, and is a top swordsman in the rivers and lakes, an iron sword, and an invincible opponent in the rivers and lakes......."

"He enlarged his daughter-in-law's belly before he got married."

"This prime minister is handsome, handsome......"

"He made his daughter-in-law's belly bigger before he got married."

"Linghu Xianggong is young and suave......"

"He enlarged his daughter-in-law's belly before he got married!"

“……”

Ling Hu Chong's heart was undoubtedly broken at this moment.

The wonder of life and the magic of reincarnation in the world are nothing more than this.

A few months ago, he led people to war, in the Western Regions to exterminate the evil demon Rakshasa Sect, at the celebration banquet, on a whim, he was drunk, who knew that after waking up, he found that the little nun Yilin was lying smooth beside him, and there were tears on her face......

"That's why it's wrong to drink and make a mistake! The lessons summed up by countless ancients with bloody and tearful lessons, why didn't I control this mouth! ”

Ling Hu Chong rode on the horse and smiled bitterly, he didn't want to make such a big noise, but if he didn't quit the old monk, he was like thunder at that time, and he couldn't wait to chop him up with a knife, even the dumb mother-in-law was frosty, and Sen Ran sneered...... So there is today's grand dependence.

Half an hour later, the welcoming team finally went up to Huashan and came to the main hall, and the two newcomers began to meet the elders.

Lao Yue was wearing a purple robe, with a calm bearing, smiling but not speaking, but his beard was missing, which looked a little funny, and Shi Niang was looking at Ling Hu Chong with tears in her eyes, both excited and relieved. The children who were picked up at the foot of the mountain are now adults.

In contrast, the old monk who did not quit had a black face, raised his eyebrows, and was vicious, as if others owed him two hundred taels of silver.

"If your kid is not good to Yilin, I will chase and kill the monk for thousands of miles, and swear to take your head as a dog...... Chop into three hundred and sixty pieces, one for feeding the dogs, one for barbecue, and one for steaming ......"

Very yellow and violent content, the jubilant lobby blew a gust of wind for no reason, and the guests shivered together.

"Ahem," Lao Yue's eyelids jumped, "monks should be compassionate." ”

The monk who did not quit was unaware of the gradually stiff atmosphere in the inner hall, and the more he spoke, the more energetic he became, and he slapped the table and said:

"The fourth piece is brushed with bean sauce and simmered in a pot ......"

The old monk's mouth was foaming, his blood was surging, and he looked like he had already treated Linghu Chong as dog meat on the chopping board, and he didn't even want to let go of the scraps, so he wanted to dry the sauce and eat it......

For a while, wolf smoke was billowing in the lobby, and the guests were disillusioned with each other and sweating coldly.

"Ahem." Even Shi Niang couldn't listen to these anymore, and coughed lightly.

The monk still has to give this little face, he exhaled, took a sip of tea, "Where did I say?" ”

Someone next to him cautiously reminded: "Eighteen pieces of unloading, one is secret, and one is slightly spicy......"

"That's right!" The old monk slapped the table and opened his eyes angrily, "If you dare to treat Yilin Niang and her two badly, the old man will definitely want you to live, and you can't die!" ”

An old-haired old woman standing in the Hengshan faction finally couldn't listen anymore and couldn't help coughing lightly.

The unquit monk trembled, suddenly stopped his mouth, glared at his eyes and said:

"What do you see, don't worship the church!"

The little senior sister was angry and funny when she heard it, "The more this great monk lives, the more he looks like a child, even his father can't do anything about him!" ”

Xiao Yu smiled silently.

It is said that the daughter is the lover of the father's previous life, and the father-in-law naturally does not like his son-in-law, and the monk owes Yilin too much, so he can only express his guilt clumsily in this way, which is understandable.

As for the little nun Yilin, she can't see her face clearly with a hijab, but the big red wedding dress sets off her delicate and slender figure, the wedding dress is a wide-sleeved cardigan Zhai Yi, the placket is the traditional costume of the Han nation, one left and one right are perfectly symmetrical, meaning the beauty, the pattern is very exquisite, and there is a brocade chicken embroidered on the left and right, symbolizing the harmony and auspiciousness of the husband and wife.

"It's so beautiful." Da Meng God sighed in admiration, and his eyes skimmed towards Xiao Yu as if he were nothing.

"Ahem." Xiao Yu coughed twice, rolled his eyes, and waved his hand, "You come here!" ”

A young man ran over with a flattering smile on his face, and he almost laughed out of a wrinkled chrysanthemum: "Senior Brother Lin is well!" ”

"Who's ......," Xiao Yu thought for a moment, "What's your name?" ”

The young man was struck by lightning and burst into tears.

This is the unlucky guy who was knocked out by Xiao Yu in the back mountain that day, after he cried and went down the mountain, he was about to complain to Lao Yue, who knew that he happened to meet Xiao Yu who was talking to Lao Yue and his wife.

After seeing this little brother who saw the legendary dragon without seeing the tail, he naturally smashed his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach.

Seeing his pitiful and almost crying appearance, Xiao Yu also felt quite embarrassed, after all, he knocked on someone's stuffy stick, so he gave him a flying sword forged by Jiuyang iron, this goods immediately stopped sore waist, his legs didn't hurt anymore, and his aunt was also smooth, and in the past few days, the sewing person pointed to the black mark on his head and preached:

"This is Senior Brother Lin!"

"I have an iron-clad relationship with Senior Brother Lin!"

Well, it's a shame that he didn't say that this is proof of love, otherwise there would be one more dry bone soul in the back mountain. 、

"Senior brother, my name is Zhao Jun, handsome Jun."

"Your sister ......" Xiao Yu subconsciously wanted to complain, where is your public face.

"Hey, how did Senior Brother Lin know that I had a sister?" This thing glanced at the little senior sister carefully, lowered his voice and said: "Senior brother, I really have a younger sister Yun Ying who is not married, and she is also the county lord, I am willing to add a house to my senior brother to be a little ......."

Xiao Yu: "......"

This annoyed the little senior sister, her willow eyebrows were raised, her murderous aura was overflowing, and she smiled: "Zhao Jun, I'll listen to you if you say it again." ”

"Ahem." Xiao Yu and Zhao Jun coughed together.

"What's that, senior sister will see you back," this thing pulled Xiao Yu and smiled as he walked: "Senior brother is arrogant, he treats us well on weekdays, everyone discussed it yesterday, and we will get him drunk later, and then we will go to Qinhuai River to find a few most famous sisters to listen to music, so as to cultivate the love of the same family." ”

Xiao Yu's eyes lit up, he was very moved, and said shyly: "Isn't this okay?" ”

"Don't worry, the elder brother often says, 'Brothers are like siblings, and women are like clothes!' The creature patted his chest and promised, "Let's just go for a meal of flower wine, absolutely no problem." ”

At this time, two murderous eyes came from behind, Xiao Yu trembled, his waist was straight, and he refused with righteous words:

"Whoever touches my clothes, I will cut off his hands and feet!"

“……”

The atmosphere is extremely lively.

Shi Niang and the little sister hid in the corner and whispered to each other, looking quite sneaky, after a while, the little sister moved to Xiao Yu's side with a red face, and said with a rather twisted expression:

"Xiaolinzi, I, my mother asked me to ask you...... Did you let her...... Oh, Xiaolinzi, you also know that the biggest regret in my father's life is that I didn't give birth to a son to inherit the incense of the Yue family......

"That's why Lao Yue went to find San'er?" Xiao Yu muttered to himself.

"Three, three?" The little sister's eyes widened, and she was about to have a seizure.

Xiao Yu hurriedly pulled her back, "Save some face for Lao Yue, and fight again!" ”

"You—you just say if there's that kind of medicine." The little senior sister blushed as blood, bit her lip and asked in a low voice.

Although Shi Niang is nearly forty years old, she has practiced martial arts all year round, has excellent health, and pays attention to maintenance, at first glance she looks like a twenty-eight beauty, although she is older, but there is not much risk in having another child, Xiao Yu naturally has the medicine in her hand to make people conceive a child.

However, now that he is finally able to pit Lao Yue, Xiao Yu naturally does not want to miss it.

He coughed lightly and said solemnly:

"Senior sister, you go and tell the master that the method of conceiving a child is actually very simple, the auxiliary medicine is only one of them, and hard work on weekdays is the most important.

"Twice a day in the morning and evening is essential, in addition to tiger whips, deer antler velvet, ginseng, etc., nourishment to keep up...... In short, don't treat Lao Yue as a person, you must know that the land is not bad, and the cattle are not tired, at most they sweat a little, and they have the right to fitness......"

The little senior sister's cheeks were red like blood when she heard this, and she was so ashamed that she wanted to hide her face and run away, but she could only endure Xiao Yu's crazy words, and finally listened to it, and she was already sweating.

She glanced at Xiao Yu and kicked him lightly before turning to leave.

Looking at the two people who were talking to each other, Xiao Yu sighed:

"Lao Yue, the apprentice can only help you get here!" (To be continued.) )