Chapter 5: Please Take My Knees

followed the little senior sister down the mountain and entered the cafeteria, although most of the senior brothers were expressionless and indifferent, Xiao Yu didn't care, and his mood was still very comfortable.

He took a deep breath:

"Only with this kind of life can you come to this world in vain!"

It may be true that it is plain, but for a young man in his early twenties, who is full of energy and enthusiasm, he undoubtedly likes excitement and novelty more than every.

At the same time, Xiao Yu's live broadcast room began to become lively.

"I actually invited so many extras, and the anchor was a local tyrant, and the appraisal was completed."

"What is the WeChat account of that cute girl? Ask the anchor to let me know. ”

"I'll poke, is this still the big fish that gnaws instant noodles all day long?"

"Local tyrants, ask for support, will warm the bed, will sell cute, and ensure that you are cute every day!"

After eating, Xiao Yu did not return to the mountain to practice swordsmanship, because he didn't know any swordsmanship at all...... In order to let the audience accept the reality of crossing as soon as possible, he simply spread out within the sect of the Huashan Sword Sect, which soon caused a sensation.

"That's not right! This is really Huashan! I went there on May Day this year, and I took a lot of photos! ”

"Big brother upstairs, are you mistaken?"

"It's absolutely impossible to be wrong, if you are wrong, you can eat Xiang live broadcast of the sprinkle family!"

More and more people began to discover the abnormalities around Xiao Yu.

"It's July now, the peach blossoms have long been gone, where is the anchor, how can the peach blossoms bloom?"

"Could it be that the anchor went to the southern hemisphere to broadcast live? It's 8:52 p.m. Beijing time now, why is it still sunny there for the anchor! ”

"I have been to Huashan, although many artificially built buildings have changed their appearance, but the natural landscape of Feilai Rock and Huixin Stone is exactly the same as the Huashan in my memory, and it is impossible to fake!"

Someone questioned: "What if the anchor rented a big studio?" ”

"Have you ever seen such a high-end and atmospheric studio that makes it impossible to tell the real from the fake? Even if it's a studio, what about the staff around the anchor? How can it be that there are no modern tools at all, and there are often goofs in movies and television! ”

"Not to mention whether today's technology can build this kind of studio, even if it can, this stroke is enough to shoot "Avatar 2", do you still need to do live broadcast here?"

"That's right, I've been watching Yuda's live broadcast since the beginning." A female fan spoke, "He eats a boxed lunch every day, wears a stall, and even smokes the cheapest Yellow Crane Tower for seven yuan a pack!" Woo, the fish is big and pitiful, and I also gave a reward of 100 yuan! If Yu Da is really a rich second generation, will he wronged himself for two months without stopping, just to deceive us? ”

"And what did the fish deceive you? Scammed people or cheated money? ”

“……”

As soon as these words came out, the entire live broadcast room fell into a short silence.

There are so many unreasonable things that the audience can't justify themselves.

If this is a studio, then the anchor who can afford to rent this kind of studio is definitely a local tyrant, and such a local tyrant needs to earn living expenses by live broadcasting? Don't be funny, it's not this kind of experience to experience life.

If this is a scam, how can a liar say that he is a liar in the first place, and what can he deceive? Scam people or cheat money?

Excluding these unreasonable speculations, a seemingly absurd but explaining reason comes to the minds of the audience: what if...... Is this really a live broadcast?

Thinking of this possibility, the entire live broadcast room immediately boiled.

"666, I give full marks to the anchor for this forced pretend!"

"Ma Ma, come out and watch the live broadcast of the crossing!"

"It's incredible, but I kind of believe that the anchor really crossed over. Because I have a colleague who is now next to Huashan Huixinshi, he just sent a photo where all the people are shouting tourists. ”

"Big fish, please take my knees!"

"Anchor, I'll be your die-hard fan from now on!"

Chinese people always love to watch lively, and the receptivity of netizens in this era is extremely strong, under the influence of various film and television works and novels, it is not difficult to accept it.

But you can cross it, forget it, and actually return his meow's live crossing!

Don't be so arrogant, bastard!

Others cross which is not hidden, for fear of being discovered. It's good that you actually started the live broadcast, saying that Taoguang is obscure, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! You're trying to show your face in front of the people of the world!! The cover character of the next issue of Time Magazine is you!

Seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room where the wind direction gradually changed, Xiao Yu smiled slightly. However, he also knows that it is still difficult to be accepted and recognized by people for this kind of thing, and most of the people watching the live broadcast must still have doubts in their hearts at this time.

But it's not a big deal, just wait for them to learn the first martial arts heart method through the live broadcast......

"I'm going to make the whole world scream and go crazy because of me!!"

After Xiao Yu finished visiting most of the courtyards of the Huashan Sword Sect, he grabbed a sweeper, and then found his own residence.

The room is not big, only about 50 square meters, but it reveals the antique charm everywhere, and is divided into two rooms.

Xiao Yu sat behind the desk, his fingers lightly tapping on the inkstone, concentrating on what to do next-

The novelty of the first crossing has gradually faded, but the pressure that surged in quickly became heavier and heavier.

There are two main problems before him.

First, the sudden change in living habits will inevitably arouse suspicion, after all, he does not have any memory of Lin Pingzhi, and it is inevitable that he will show flaws in his behavior, speech, and conversation. Although a seed has been planted before, the transformation process will take time after all.

The second is martial arts. He doesn't know any martial arts at all!

Pit daddy, now he can be said to be powerless, maybe the little guy sweeping the floor outside the door can knock him down with one hand!

In this kind of martial arts world, everything is false, the key is to see who has the bigger fist, otherwise you will have no place to reason if you are bullied.

But Xiao Yu is completely a scumbag, with this kind of strength, he doesn't have to say anything to practice "eyebrows and swords" with the little senior sister, it's difficult not to show his stuffing!

So he urgently needs to improve his strength.

picked up a book on the desk casually, and when he looked at the name, he found that it was actually "Nourishing Qi Pei Yuan Gong", Xiao Yu was overjoyed to read it, but soon lost interest. Because...... Except for figuring out that this is the basic internal strength of the mind, the rest of the content is completely incomprehensible! Don't say anything about exhaling and opening the yang, you can't even recognize the most basic acupoints!

In desperation, there is actually only one thing Xiao Yu can do, and that is-

"Sister System, is there a way for me to quickly practice my divine skills? I'm going to be exposed soon! What should I do if the stuffing is clicked off! ”

"No, I can't." The system replied in a sweet female voice, "The host can purchase martial arts from the mall, and buying martial arts will skip the entry and directly enter the Xiaocheng stage." ”

“……”

Enough is enough! You don't need to teach this kind of thing! The crux of the matter is that I don't have a single gold coin in hand right now!

Seeing that Xiao Yu was really depressed, the system finally understood this time:

"The host can buy it on credit."

"Huh? Can you still pay on credit? Xiao Yu's eyes lit up, but he quickly sighed, "Say, what are the rules for credit?" ”

"Quite simply, if the host owes ten gold coins on credit, they need to repay one hundred gold coins before leaving this world. That is, the amount of repayment is ten times the amount of gold coins owed on credit. Otherwise...... You know the consequences. ”