Chapter 90: The big officials are scared
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"Brother Buchen, are you sure you can really open this stone door like this?"
Qu Shouyi looked at Buchen and his group busy digging pits and stuffing things like cloth bags under the stone gate, and asked with a frown, with a distrustful expression on his face. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"That's right, when I cast a spell in a while, I can make this stone gate reimburse along with the mechanism inside!" Buchen swore that he was also obedient now, and he would no longer tell people that he was using gunpowder, but would all pull on spells.
"Oh." Qu Shouyi looked at the letter suspiciously for a while.
Just then, a duck-like voice rang out behind them.
"I said, what are you doing here?"
Buchen looked back, yo, isn't this Liao Zhaocai Liao's big official?!
I saw this five-short-figure, fat Liao Daguan out of the camp gate with a big belly, and walked towards them.
"Why did Liao Zhaocai come here?" Don't ask the canal to keep the righteousness.
Qu Shouyi smiled bitterly: "This is what the prince meant, the prince said that I was too rough, and I was afraid of breaking or missing any valuable treasures, so I found a delicate person to follow the baggage team." ”
Buchen pursed his lips, and was very disdainful of the eyes of this generation of Weiyuan Wang Qu who looked at people with his ministers, and Liao Daguan was delicate? Don't just hehe, when I bought the bottle, I didn't say anything about the temper he didn't have at all, and I broke the legs of a group of door-to-door salesmen before, and almost discredited myself for playing, so it's still delicate?
After a while, Liao Daguan walked behind Buchen and the others.
"Yawn!" Liao Daguan dozed off before speaking.
"Brother Liao, this is Brother Xiao. These are his companions, and they're here to help us. As for what they're doing, let them tell you for themselves! Qu Shouyi didn't wait for Liao Zhaocai to ask, and directly introduced them.
When they first entered the camp, this official was taking a nap in the camp, so he didn't know their identities at all.
"Oh, since the prince sent you, there must be some means, right?" Liao Daguan held his head high and said very arrogantly.
"That's the ......" Buchen stood up and looked down at Liao Daguan from more than 30 centimeters, he didn't show his identity, but let Liao Daguan continue the misunderstanding: "After a while, if you wait for a small spell, you can turn this stone gate into powder!" ”
Liao Daguan was taken aback by Buchen's height, and couldn't help but take two steps back.
"Don't you believe it?" Buchen looked at Liao Daguan with a smile, his current height has grown to nine feet, and the size of Seris is about the same as that of Buchen's previous life, one foot is equal to twenty-three centimeters, nine feet, compared to Yao Ming, it is not too tall, only two meters and seven......
"What if...... If you want me to believe, you have to come up with the means first. Liao Daguan stammered, Buchen's smile reminded him of a fake scholar who sold him bottles a few months ago, the fake scholar was about the same size as the big man in front of him, and his tone of speech was also very similar, but his skin color and hair color did not match.
"Don't worry, the big official, I'll let you watch a good show later!" Buchen patted his chest and said.
The more Liao Zhaocai looked at this person, the more unpleasant he became, and after regaining his composure, he pursed his lips and said, "Oh, then I have to take a good look." ”
"Well, I must let the big officials have a good experience, so let's do it, the big officials will stand fifty steps away from here for a while, and they will definitely be able to appreciate the most shocking scenery in this life!"
"Really?" Liao Zhaocai said suspiciously.
"Is that fake?" Buchen's smile became brighter.
"Henry, it's done." At this moment, Ai Ai stood up and reported to Buchen.
"Hmm." Buchen glanced at the explosives bag stuffed under the stone gate again, nodded, and said to the Qu family's father and son and the soldiers watching the excitement: "Everyone retreat, remember, lie down a hundred steps away!" ”
That's right, it's an explosives bag, Buchen has made some preparations for this inverted fight, not only the firearms ~ projectile, but also the gunpowder for blasting are also ready, although the power of the particle black ~ gunpowder is a little smaller, but the dose of Buchen is large! He stuffed five bags of at least forty catties of granular black ~ gunpowder under the door in one go, such gunpowder can be used to blow up the city wall, let alone a door?
"Why are they all 100 steps and I 50 steps?" Liao Daguan asked a little suspiciously.
"Because you said you want to 'see it well'! Don't you dare? Buchen squinted at Liao Zhaocai.
"I ...... How could I not dare? Although Liao Daguan was a little scared, he was still resolute and stubborn.
"Fifty paces away, then." Buchen pointed behind him.
The green tendons on Liao Daguan's head jumped, and after snorting angrily, he put his hands behind his back and walked fifty steps away with his little short legs.
"Brother Xian, if Liao Zhaocai loses, I'm afraid it will be difficult to explain it to the prince!" Qu Shouyi leaned closer to Buchen and whispered, he listened to the conversation between Buchen and Liao Zhaocai just now, although he didn't know much about Buchen's personality, but he could still see that Buchen wanted to trap Liao Daguan.
"Brother Shouyi, rest assured, the body of the big official will be fine, and I guarantee with my personality that he will not be hurt by a single hair." I don't swear by it.
"Flesh?" Qu Shouyi hung a few black lines on the door of his head, which means that Liao Zhaocai's spirit should be stimulated? However, for Qu Shouyi, as long as Liao Daguan doesn't burp, he doesn't bother to care about the rest.
Qu Shouyi took one last look at Buchen, but he didn't say anything more, and retreated a hundred steps away with his son and subordinates.
"Alright, just stuff the explosives bag, and I'll take care of the rest." After the Qu family retreated, Buchen said to his accomplices.
Buchen's accomplices naturally don't talk nonsense, they don't need to waste their tongues, and they run away without saying a word.
"Hmm." Looking at the elf sisters who took the lead in running wildly, he nodded dissatisfiedly, the freshness and shamelessness of these two girls were already very much his style back then.
"Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun, you quickly manifest your spirit, even if you don't show your spirit at anything, I can also show my own spirit!" Buchen "chanted" the mantra loudly in the Shandong dialect of his previous life, and then felt out a fire fold without a trace, threw it on the reserved lead after playing, and then turned around, took out the strength to eat milk and ran!
The natives of the other world who were 100 steps and 50 steps away were all dumbfounded, just kidding, when had they ever seen such a spell cast?
Only Buchen's companions looked at him calmly, but Fei Fei finally covered his face and said, "No, it's too shameful!" ”
As a veteran TV series fan who has watched hundreds of Celestial Empire TV series, Fei Fei has long been able to understand the words of the Celestial Empire, and the spell that Buchen recited may be able to fool others, but it can't fool her.
Buchen didn't run a hundred steps away, but ran to Liao Daguan's side, and pulled out a knife from his back!
"You... You... What are you doing with your knife? Liao Daguan asked in horror, he thought that Buchen was going to kill him.
"What are you protecting for? You don't want to be blown up in the head by flying rocks, do you? Buchen asked with a sneer.
"Flying Stones?!" Liao Daguan recited those two keywords, and something that he couldn't forget in his life happened!
Boom! A strong fire burst out, and when it landed, it was flying sand and rocks, and the shock wave swept out! The two huge stone doors were suddenly submerged in thick white smoke!
A hundred steps away is considered a safe distance, and there is not a lot of flying rubble, so there is no threat to the people lying on the ground. And fifty steps is exciting! Liao Daguan saw countless gravels shooting towards his bloated body, and the strong wind blew his fat face out of shape, but he was powerless to dodge, so he could only stare and wait for death!
Fortunately, Buchen would not let him die, this thing wielded a long knife strengthened into a baseball bat, and made a cameo appearance with a human Aegis, not only shooting down all the gravel that flew towards him, but also flying the stones that flew towards Liao Daguan.
After the dust settled, Liao Daguan's knees were weak and he knelt on the ground, and at the same time, his crotch was wet, and a strong smell of urine wafted out.
There is no doubt that Liao Daguan was scared to pee.
"How? Unforgettable, right? "No, this product is still asking there.
And after Liao Daguan understood what was going on, he really tore his heart!
"I ...... I must report to the prince and deal with you severely! Liao Daguan said fiercely.
"Really? It's a pity that Qu Yongchen can't control me? Buchen sneered and reached out and tapped his temple.
In an instant, a spot of light flashed, and Buchen's face not only changed, but even his hair color turned into pure black!
"Daguan, do you still recognize Xiaosheng?" Buchen made a shaking fan and asked with a wicked smile.