"And then, have you ever been deceived by that woman, and then woke up early in the morning to find that you were put in ice cubes, and your two kidneys are gone?" Wang Xiaotian asked curiously with a joking tone.

Looking at the curious eyes of Wang Xiaotian and Zhai Jun, Sun Xiucheng sighed deeply, and then said in a very helpless tone: "It's difficult to be a man, it's even harder to be a man like me, so outstanding, so outstanding, and so rare in the world!" I remained vigilant, carefully cooperating with this little beauty's 'movements', and always ready to call the police when I noticed that something was wrong, so as to obtain enough evidence to expose this cruel scam. I originally thought that the target of this little beauty was my kidney, but what I didn't expect was that I guessed the beginning, but not the ending. The goal of this little beauty is that my kidneys are right, but not to take away my kidneys, but to make my kidneys weak, so that I don't vent my vigorous energy and my precious life essence on countless other beauties who will also be deeply attracted to me. ”

"Cut!" Wang Xiaotian and Zhai Jun both raised their middle fingers at Sun Xiucheng at the same time.

Zhai Jun looked at Sun Xiucheng and laughed: "You are really bragging, I have seen countless cows flying in the sky!" Did you run to the Internet café last night, and then hide in a dark, unnoticed corner, secretly opened a bad website, and then looked at the blood-boiling picture, listened to the pleasant moan, and before you knew it, the action in the follower's video began to move violently. After a burst of intense pleasure, after exhaustion, I fell into a deep sleep, and then, the constant sound of the headphones made you can't help but have a pink dream in your sleep. Sun Xiucheng, I suggest you hurry up and change your underwear, rest assured, we promise not to look at you, nor will we laugh at you for not paying attention to personal hygiene! ”

Listening to Zhai Jun's words, Sun Xiucheng smiled slightly, and sighed: "Hey, what's wrong with this world, why are you two, under my endless brilliance, not learning my righteousness at all, my kindness and simplicity, but your mind is full of some strange, shameful and filthy things." Me and that beauty are really full of romance and impulsiveness, although the two of us have not been able to meet each other, to fall in love, and then to enjoy the ultimate happiness in the world together, but the two of us really have feelings for each other. You two don't say that grapes are sour because you can't eat grapes, and don't deny my love because of envy, jealousy and hatred. Let me tell you the truth, that little beauty not only gave me her body, but also gave me a bag of good things, do you want to know what it is? ”

"Cut, if I take your word for it, then I'll be a fool!" Wang Xiaotian looked at Sun Xiucheng and said disdainfully, "It's almost dark this day, haven't you woken up from your daydream?" It's not that I look down on you, just like you, although a little handsome, but not handsome enough to alarm the United Nations, although not a poor bastard, but also not a super tyrant who can take gold coins to drift, you talk about hue, not earth-shattering, on savings, the numbers are not crowded with aTm machines, even if the rich girl who drives a sports car is blind, with zero IQ, I'm afraid it won't be your turn! ”

As soon as Wang Xiaotian's words were finished, Zhai Jun laughed and said: "Wang Xiaotian, don't say that, I believe that Sun Xiucheng must have carried a bag of things in his backpack, otherwise, he wouldn't ask like this." Let me guess, a backpack of sleeves? No, it can't be possible, this can't provide any strong support for Sun Xiucheng's previous bragging. A backpack of clothes? It's possible to take the things sent from home to deceive us and say that the woman bought it for him, Sun Xiucheng can do this kind of thing, but it seems to be too easy to debunk. By the way, it must be health care products, Sun Xiucheng, it must be avoiding us, and he used too much tissue behind his back, so that he lost his kidneys, and now he has bought a lot of health care products, ready to replenish his kidneys, and by the way, he uses these things to fill the big tail wolf, boasting about himself. Sun Xiucheng, am I guessing right? ”

Looking at the curious eyes of the two people, Sun Xiucheng smiled slightly, and then patted his backpack and said with a smile: "Congratulations, you answered wrong, in fact, my backpack is full of banknotes." That beautiful woman, completely attracted by my charm, not only promised herself, but was also ready to hand over all her finances to me to show her sincerity to me. It's just that who am I, I am a hundred good young people in the new century, how can I accept her idea as an ambitious person, I don't want to be regarded as a little white face who relies on women to eat. Therefore, I firmly rejected her kindness and reprimanded her loudly, and when she realized her mistake and apologized to me with her graceful posture and poor skill, I forgave her. However, she didn't give up, when she saw that I wasn't wearing a famous brand, she burst into tears, saying that she appeared too late and caused me to suffer, and the words full of self-blame and guilt really smelled the tears of the sad seeer! Seeing her aggrieved look, I relented for a while, so I agreed to her and asked her to give me a week's pocket money, and she was immediately happy, holding my backpack, she filled me with a big bag of banknotes from her sports car, more than a million yo! ”

Sun Xiucheng said, and poured all the banknotes in his backpack on the bed.

After Wang Xiaotian glanced at it, he said disdainfully: "Sun Xiucheng, don't think that the two of us will fall for you, your money is definitely counterfeit." Although from a distance, it seems that the workmanship of your counterfeit banknotes is quite meticulous, but no one with a little intelligence will believe that you will run around with more than a million cash and casually fall on the bed. I don't think that if you don't see each other for a day, you will become a super tyrant who treats money like dung. ”

"I think that the money in Sun Xiucheng's hands must be real!" Looking at Sun Xiucheng and Wang Xiaotian's gaze, after looking at himself, Zhai Jun smiled and continued, "Money is real money, but unfortunately, in our world, this kind of money has no value. There is a kind of banknote in this world, called the underworld banknote, and it is not an exaggeration to say that this kind of money is real money, but it does not circulate in the yang world, and can only be used in the underworld. This kind of banknote is not expensive, I am not surprised that Sun Xiucheng can afford to buy a backpack, perhaps, Sun Xiucheng came back with a bag of dark banknotes, just to tell us that this is that girl, used to pay tribute to Sun Xiucheng's countless children and grandchildren who were eaten by her, so it was prepared for him, this reason is really full of persuasion! ”